Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2012 18:59:34 GMT -5
Mister Jonny Fly
“Alleged” Chief-Co-Conspirator
Gang of Fourteen
Pantheon Headquarters
New York, New York
December 18, 2012
I am writing to you in regards to your recent open letter to the Wrestling Championship Federation roster. In your correspondence you posit that, unlike the promotion’s current owner, Mister Seth Lerch, you possess the necessary acumen to bring about real, positive change to the WCF Universe. To this I must say I have my doubts. You are, after all, an evil, evil man. However, as this is the season for being charitable, I am disposed to give you one opportunity to prove that you do indeed have these lofty goals in mind.
Simply put, sir, if you unilaterally endorse my guidelines governing the Wrestling Championship Federation’s digital media platform (See the attached Seven Point Plan document) and the Stable Obstruction and Prohibition Articles (also attached), then I will concede that you may possibly have our industry’s best interests at heart, and will be open to further dialogue with you. Reject these proposals, then it is obvious that you are just full of balloon juice and I will have no choice but to oppose you and your forthcoming administration with every fiber of my being. Please respond to my offer promptly, as I have a Torneo Cibernetico match on Sunday and preparing for and scouting eleven potential opponents eats up a considerable portion of time.
Sincerely,
Scoutmaster Stuart Slane
“Gang” Buster
Number One Contender for the United States Championship
“Alleged” Chief-Co-Conspirator
Gang of Fourteen
Pantheon Headquarters
New York, New York
December 18, 2012
I am writing to you in regards to your recent open letter to the Wrestling Championship Federation roster. In your correspondence you posit that, unlike the promotion’s current owner, Mister Seth Lerch, you possess the necessary acumen to bring about real, positive change to the WCF Universe. To this I must say I have my doubts. You are, after all, an evil, evil man. However, as this is the season for being charitable, I am disposed to give you one opportunity to prove that you do indeed have these lofty goals in mind.
Simply put, sir, if you unilaterally endorse my guidelines governing the Wrestling Championship Federation’s digital media platform (See the attached Seven Point Plan document) and the Stable Obstruction and Prohibition Articles (also attached), then I will concede that you may possibly have our industry’s best interests at heart, and will be open to further dialogue with you. Reject these proposals, then it is obvious that you are just full of balloon juice and I will have no choice but to oppose you and your forthcoming administration with every fiber of my being. Please respond to my offer promptly, as I have a Torneo Cibernetico match on Sunday and preparing for and scouting eleven potential opponents eats up a considerable portion of time.
Sincerely,
Scoutmaster Stuart Slane
“Gang” Buster
Number One Contender for the United States Championship
