Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 5, 2012 14:38:39 GMT -5
The following top ten list was sent into the WCF website by Christopher Kane detailing some reasons why he would make a great Internet Champion.
Honorable Mentions: Is still growing and becoming stronger while everyone else is on the decline. Has a large penis that runs in their family. Already has a car for when he turns sixteen and its not a pile of shit.
10. He knows how to get past any sort of porn blocker that is placed in front of him. Very handy. Made him a legend at Ames High School with all of the computer geeks.
9. Frequently makes use of YouTube and trolls everyone who likes a Justin Bieber video, calling them dickless pussies who need to get their cock sucked by someone other then their mother.
8. Can type nearly 80 words per minute.
7. Is quite good at playing games online which require some sort of internet connect. However, he hates WoW nerds and will call you a friendless fuckwad if you play the game.
6. Has a 2.34 Kill/Death ratio in Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. Very vital in order to be a winner. After all if one doesn't have a high K/D in a Call of Duty game you are the biggest pile of shit in the world.
5. Has de-virgined three girls already. Does use condoms. This already makes him better then a Ninja who is known to pre-maturely ejaculate.
4. Dreamed once of becoming a pirate. Pirates are better then a ninja, a well known fact as they don't need to be sneaky to kick your ass, steal your money, and fuck your bitches.
3. Isn't afraid to cry at the end of Rudy.
2. Is known to beat his father playing a game of one on one basketball using his superior speed. Also mocks his dad's inability to dunk. Get that weak ass shit out of here, old man.
1. Despite only being 15, he's a better wrestler then a majority of the WCF roster due to not having a shitty gimmick of being a Satanist, a dark brooding type, a split personality, a cold hearted bitch who thrives on crushing men's testicles to make herself orgasm, and a douchebag who cries all the time. Note: Douchebag = Roy Speede. Don't become Roy Speede.
There are his ten reasons why he thinks he can win the title and become the greatest internet champion of all time. He also wanted to add that his father will destroy that pussy ass Roy Speede at One before going to teabag his mother. Also, ninja's are pussies.
Honorable Mentions: Is still growing and becoming stronger while everyone else is on the decline. Has a large penis that runs in their family. Already has a car for when he turns sixteen and its not a pile of shit.
10. He knows how to get past any sort of porn blocker that is placed in front of him. Very handy. Made him a legend at Ames High School with all of the computer geeks.
9. Frequently makes use of YouTube and trolls everyone who likes a Justin Bieber video, calling them dickless pussies who need to get their cock sucked by someone other then their mother.
8. Can type nearly 80 words per minute.
7. Is quite good at playing games online which require some sort of internet connect. However, he hates WoW nerds and will call you a friendless fuckwad if you play the game.
6. Has a 2.34 Kill/Death ratio in Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. Very vital in order to be a winner. After all if one doesn't have a high K/D in a Call of Duty game you are the biggest pile of shit in the world.
5. Has de-virgined three girls already. Does use condoms. This already makes him better then a Ninja who is known to pre-maturely ejaculate.
4. Dreamed once of becoming a pirate. Pirates are better then a ninja, a well known fact as they don't need to be sneaky to kick your ass, steal your money, and fuck your bitches.
3. Isn't afraid to cry at the end of Rudy.
2. Is known to beat his father playing a game of one on one basketball using his superior speed. Also mocks his dad's inability to dunk. Get that weak ass shit out of here, old man.
1. Despite only being 15, he's a better wrestler then a majority of the WCF roster due to not having a shitty gimmick of being a Satanist, a dark brooding type, a split personality, a cold hearted bitch who thrives on crushing men's testicles to make herself orgasm, and a douchebag who cries all the time. Note: Douchebag = Roy Speede. Don't become Roy Speede.
There are his ten reasons why he thinks he can win the title and become the greatest internet champion of all time. He also wanted to add that his father will destroy that pussy ass Roy Speede at One before going to teabag his mother. Also, ninja's are pussies.
