Post by recklessjack on May 23, 2007 17:05:57 GMT -5
Once more we open into the hotel ballroom where the usual suspects are sitting. Reckless Jack is reading something as Jay looks a couple of applications. Amy, well, Amy is napping. Jay looks over and sees this so he pokes her. Not a very good idea in the least bit as she slaps him upside the head for doing so. Jack looks over and sees whats going on.
Reckless Jack: So, you guys wanna wrap this thing up tonight or do you wanna play grab ass some more?
Amy and Jay stop for a minute and collect themselves.
Amy Skye Williams: I'd like to finish this stupid shit up.
Jay Williams: Yeah, it'd be for the best. After this, we can start to train for our match this Sunday.
Reckless Jack: That would be a grand idea. I mean, well, let's get this interviews done first.
Jay Williams: On with the show then!
Jay and Jack look over their sheets and Amy sits there, pretty damn bored. Jack sighs as Jay looks over at him.
Jay Williams: Something wrong?
Reckless Jack: Yeah, only two women left and none of them so far are even remotely good. I hope something comes up soon.
Amy Skye Williams: Me too... fuckin homo.
Jay Williams: Amy, knock it off.
Reckless Jack: Yeah, knock it off Amy. There is no way I am a homosexual. Knocked up two women, go to strip clubs, so on and so forth.
Amy Skye Williams: Doesn't mean anything.
Reckless Jack: Does too.
Amy Skye Williams: Does not.
Reckless Jack: Does too.
Amy Skye Williams: Does not.
Jay holds up his hands.
Jay Williams: Both of you, shut it. We have Jill up next. She enjoys, well, she enjoys everything life has to offer. That includes the nasty stuff perverts like Reckless Jack think about...
He stops for a minute.
Jay Williams: Hey, Amy, why did you put that on there?
Amy tries to act all innocent.
Amy Skye Williams: I... I didn't do it...
Jay Williams: The hand writing says otherwise. But anyways, Jill likes sports, drinking with the guys and going to the porno store on Tuesday nights... What's so special about Tuesday nights?
Reckless Jack: No idea.
Jay shrugs as Jill comes into the room!
Jill sits down as Reckless Jack nods his head.
Jay Williams: Jill, tell us a bit about yourself.
Reckless Jack: Yeah, like what you enjoy doing on the first date, etc.
*In a deep voice* Jill: I like sucking [bleep.]
Jay and Jack look at each other.
Reckless Jack: Anything else?
Jill: I enjoy having my [bleep] sucked.
Reckless Jack falls out of his chair as Jay nearly does the same.
Jill: Did I say something wrong?
Amy Skye Williams: Yes you did and I find it hilarious!
Amy starts to laugh as Jack can't find the music player to play "Spanish Flea" as it was destroyed the last time we viewed this. So he starts to hum.
Jay Williams: Jill, please, for the love of God, GET THE FUDGE OUT RIGHT NOW!!!
Jill gets up and leaves as Jack picks himself up off the floor. He sits back down next to Jay.
Reckless Jack: What the fuck was that?
Jay Williams: A pre op tranny.
Reckless Jack: Almost reminds me of that Family Guy.
Jay Williams: Same.
Reckless Jack: Who's next?
Jay Williams: It says here her name is Sarah and she is from Washington. She really enjoys watching pro wrestling, traveling on the road and getting involved in zany antics.
Reckless Jack: Please don't be an ugho.
Well, here comes the moment of truth... right after this commerical break... A few minutes pass when we come back now. The suspense is filling the air as the door opens.
Reckless Jack: Please... PLEASEEEE!!!
Reckless Jack has a wide grin on his face as he leans over to Jay.
Reckless Jack: Well, let's hope she isn't crazy.
Jay Williams: Agreed. So Sarah, you can take a seat if you'd like.
She does.
Jay Williams: Now, what made you apply for this... contest if you will?
Sarah: First of all, I love wrestling. I hope you guys win on Sunday. But I find Reckless Jack to be a good wrestler and he seems to know how to carry himself around a lady, when not goofing off and having fun, which I like.
Sarah smiles as Amy perks her head up, obviously smelling love at first sight in the air.
Amy Skye Williams: I have a question. Would you leave him like his ex wife did? Would you take away his son like his first girl friend did?
Sarah shakes her head no numerous times.
Sarah: Pardon my language but the two women you have loved were complete bitches. I've read you book and came to that conclusion fairly quickly. I would never leave someone I love no matter what.
Amy Skye Williams: What if he cheated on you? He has done it before.
Sarah: I'd forgive him.
Amy Skye Williams: Why?
Sarah: Because if he loves me enough, he'd forgive himself for cheating on me and that's the way to move on. But, if he picks me, he won't cheat on me... I know it.
Amy goes back to reading a book now. Jay looks over at a Jack.
Jay Williams: Got anything to add?
Jack shakes his head no. Jay looks at Sarah.
Jay Williams: Seeing as all the other women have been called off by now, it's up to Jack here to pick you or the numerous amounts of crazy women or man. So Jack, who is it going to be?
Reckless Jack doesn't even think about it at all as he looks at Sarah.
Reckless Jack: I'm lookin at the winner right now.
Sarah jumps out of her chair for joy as a celebration music starts to play. Amy claps and leaves the ballroom, knowing she doesn't have to sit through all this shit anymore. Jay stays and gives Jack a handshake as Sarah goes to sit down next to Jack. They hug and she gives him a peck on the cheek.
Reckless Jack: This celebration has to be short lived though. I hope you brought your suitcase with you.
Sarah: I did!
Reckless Jack: Excellent. Right now, we gotta address a few things so why don't you track down Amy and chat with her. Perhaps make her think I'm not such an asshole.
Sarah nods as she gets up and leaves the ballroom.
Jay Williams: Now, completely focused until we win on Sunday.
Reckless Jack: Yep. I got the transcript of the new promo from The Xtreme One. Wanna give it a look over while I speak to this clown?
Jay nods as he grabs the transcript.
Reckless Jack: So, you have felt the need to run that mouth of yours again eh? Well, I just don't get it TXO. The whole name thing was a joke because I know of Jay Williams' history in wrestling. You see, back when he started, he called himself D.A. Xtreme. See where I am going with this? I mean, I haven't heard of another Reckless Jack or another "Dynamite" Jay Williams. But The Xtreme One and The Violent One? Come on, it sounds like you got those names out a cracker jack box back when you were still in middle school, striking out with the class president because she knew you'd just be another generic wanna be. So, it was an inside joke towards Jay but you had to turn it into something ugly, something "Xtremely" stupid. I just don't understand it at all. I probably never will either. Not my place to know what is going on inside of that head of yours, wouldn't want to anyways.
Pause.
Reckless Jack: Okay, you want to address us as new and newbie as you put it. Uh, TXO, hate to bring down your little game but ask around about who I am. I am Reckless Jack, I've been around WCF in one way or another for three fucking years. Three years I've been here off and on. For three years I fought my way up. For three years I sought to be the best this company has to offer. Look back at the title history here. You'd know I am a former and first ever WCF Cruiserweight Champion. You'd know I won a War Games match at Rebirth. You'd know I unified the KWA, XCW and WCF World Titles on February 26, 2006 to become the World Champion of this place. If you'd only sit down and think you'd know that I am anything but new to WCF. Jay on the other hand, he is new, only been here a couple of months really but it doesn't matter because he has been wrestling longer then I have believe it or not. So if you want to address us as new guys, go right on ahead TXO. Just wait for it to bite you up in the ass.
Another pause.
Reckless Jack: I could careless about the Hardy Boyz though. Two overrated pieces of shit such as yourself and TVO though. So you share more in common then your name. Regardless, you wrestle pissed off eh? You want a fucking medal? Honestly now, can you tell me someone besides "Mr. Pay Per View" that doesn't wrestle as if they have a chip on their shoulder? Yeah, thought so, moron. However this whole Girlfriend Search was a fun idea sponsered by a few companies. They made money, WCF made money, we made money. Not so stupid now is it because maybe, just maybe some of the money that was used to fund this whole thing will be put in your paycheck.
Reckless Jack looks over at Jay who is still reading.
Reckless Jack: My tag team partner here is a fantastic tag team wrestler. Won many titles in his day. I've faced him and his teacher in other federations. Jay knows what he is doing, I know what I am doing. It's like that old cliched two enemies make the best tag team partners because they know each other. They know what they do. As for your question about why didn't we answer your challenge a month ago? We hadn't gotten the idea to team up and just given out a newly formed tag team a title shot is pretty lame. It's like someone winning a World Title in their first match in wrestling. Do you understand this logic? I really think you don't. When you lean back in your chair and think about things TXO, you'll get a lot smarter instead of sounding so fucking dumb. There is a reason for everything I do, Jay does. We choose to become a team because we have both held Tag Team Titles over the world, albeit with other people. We have faced each other in singles matches and tag matches. As funny as this sounds, I've never pinned Jay in all the times I've faced him. Does that mean I am gonna turn on him during a match? No, I would have done that the first time we tagged together. You see TXO, we are a team. We might not have a catchy name like you. We might not be as built as you but we have more skill then you. So are we going to win on Sunday? Yeah, pretty much so.
He nods agreeing with himself.
Reckless Jack: And I see you don't understand parodies either. Haven't you seen that Harlem Heat promo where they called Hulk Hogan the "N" word? Yeah, we were pretty much mocking that, never intending on making a move on Striker. Not myself at least. I've had that belt once, good enough for me, don't need to go after it anymore. You see, once a person wins a title, it just gets old when they keep going after it I think but whatever, this is free will, we do what we want. This Sunday though, it'll be all over for you and your buddy. Reckless Jack and Jay Williams will become the Wrestling Championship Federation Tag Team Champions. And when we win those belts gentlemen, they ain't going anywhere for a long damn time whether you like it or not.
Jay looks to be finished.
Reckless Jack: Got anything to add?
...We wait for an answer TBC in another thread bitches!!!
Reckless Jack: So, you guys wanna wrap this thing up tonight or do you wanna play grab ass some more?
Amy and Jay stop for a minute and collect themselves.
Amy Skye Williams: I'd like to finish this stupid shit up.
Jay Williams: Yeah, it'd be for the best. After this, we can start to train for our match this Sunday.
Reckless Jack: That would be a grand idea. I mean, well, let's get this interviews done first.
Jay Williams: On with the show then!
Jay and Jack look over their sheets and Amy sits there, pretty damn bored. Jack sighs as Jay looks over at him.
Jay Williams: Something wrong?
Reckless Jack: Yeah, only two women left and none of them so far are even remotely good. I hope something comes up soon.
Amy Skye Williams: Me too... fuckin homo.
Jay Williams: Amy, knock it off.
Reckless Jack: Yeah, knock it off Amy. There is no way I am a homosexual. Knocked up two women, go to strip clubs, so on and so forth.
Amy Skye Williams: Doesn't mean anything.
Reckless Jack: Does too.
Amy Skye Williams: Does not.
Reckless Jack: Does too.
Amy Skye Williams: Does not.
Jay holds up his hands.
Jay Williams: Both of you, shut it. We have Jill up next. She enjoys, well, she enjoys everything life has to offer. That includes the nasty stuff perverts like Reckless Jack think about...
He stops for a minute.
Jay Williams: Hey, Amy, why did you put that on there?
Amy tries to act all innocent.
Amy Skye Williams: I... I didn't do it...
Jay Williams: The hand writing says otherwise. But anyways, Jill likes sports, drinking with the guys and going to the porno store on Tuesday nights... What's so special about Tuesday nights?
Reckless Jack: No idea.
Jay shrugs as Jill comes into the room!
Jill sits down as Reckless Jack nods his head.
Jay Williams: Jill, tell us a bit about yourself.
Reckless Jack: Yeah, like what you enjoy doing on the first date, etc.
*In a deep voice* Jill: I like sucking [bleep.]
Jay and Jack look at each other.
Reckless Jack: Anything else?
Jill: I enjoy having my [bleep] sucked.
Reckless Jack falls out of his chair as Jay nearly does the same.
Jill: Did I say something wrong?
Amy Skye Williams: Yes you did and I find it hilarious!
Amy starts to laugh as Jack can't find the music player to play "Spanish Flea" as it was destroyed the last time we viewed this. So he starts to hum.
Jay Williams: Jill, please, for the love of God, GET THE FUDGE OUT RIGHT NOW!!!
Jill gets up and leaves as Jack picks himself up off the floor. He sits back down next to Jay.
Reckless Jack: What the fuck was that?
Jay Williams: A pre op tranny.
Reckless Jack: Almost reminds me of that Family Guy.
Jay Williams: Same.
Reckless Jack: Who's next?
Jay Williams: It says here her name is Sarah and she is from Washington. She really enjoys watching pro wrestling, traveling on the road and getting involved in zany antics.
Reckless Jack: Please don't be an ugho.
Well, here comes the moment of truth... right after this commerical break... A few minutes pass when we come back now. The suspense is filling the air as the door opens.
Reckless Jack: Please... PLEASEEEE!!!
Reckless Jack has a wide grin on his face as he leans over to Jay.
Reckless Jack: Well, let's hope she isn't crazy.
Jay Williams: Agreed. So Sarah, you can take a seat if you'd like.
She does.
Jay Williams: Now, what made you apply for this... contest if you will?
Sarah: First of all, I love wrestling. I hope you guys win on Sunday. But I find Reckless Jack to be a good wrestler and he seems to know how to carry himself around a lady, when not goofing off and having fun, which I like.
Sarah smiles as Amy perks her head up, obviously smelling love at first sight in the air.
Amy Skye Williams: I have a question. Would you leave him like his ex wife did? Would you take away his son like his first girl friend did?
Sarah shakes her head no numerous times.
Sarah: Pardon my language but the two women you have loved were complete bitches. I've read you book and came to that conclusion fairly quickly. I would never leave someone I love no matter what.
Amy Skye Williams: What if he cheated on you? He has done it before.
Sarah: I'd forgive him.
Amy Skye Williams: Why?
Sarah: Because if he loves me enough, he'd forgive himself for cheating on me and that's the way to move on. But, if he picks me, he won't cheat on me... I know it.
Amy goes back to reading a book now. Jay looks over at a Jack.
Jay Williams: Got anything to add?
Jack shakes his head no. Jay looks at Sarah.
Jay Williams: Seeing as all the other women have been called off by now, it's up to Jack here to pick you or the numerous amounts of crazy women or man. So Jack, who is it going to be?
Reckless Jack doesn't even think about it at all as he looks at Sarah.
Reckless Jack: I'm lookin at the winner right now.
Sarah jumps out of her chair for joy as a celebration music starts to play. Amy claps and leaves the ballroom, knowing she doesn't have to sit through all this shit anymore. Jay stays and gives Jack a handshake as Sarah goes to sit down next to Jack. They hug and she gives him a peck on the cheek.
Reckless Jack: This celebration has to be short lived though. I hope you brought your suitcase with you.
Sarah: I did!
Reckless Jack: Excellent. Right now, we gotta address a few things so why don't you track down Amy and chat with her. Perhaps make her think I'm not such an asshole.
Sarah nods as she gets up and leaves the ballroom.
Jay Williams: Now, completely focused until we win on Sunday.
Reckless Jack: Yep. I got the transcript of the new promo from The Xtreme One. Wanna give it a look over while I speak to this clown?
Jay nods as he grabs the transcript.
Reckless Jack: So, you have felt the need to run that mouth of yours again eh? Well, I just don't get it TXO. The whole name thing was a joke because I know of Jay Williams' history in wrestling. You see, back when he started, he called himself D.A. Xtreme. See where I am going with this? I mean, I haven't heard of another Reckless Jack or another "Dynamite" Jay Williams. But The Xtreme One and The Violent One? Come on, it sounds like you got those names out a cracker jack box back when you were still in middle school, striking out with the class president because she knew you'd just be another generic wanna be. So, it was an inside joke towards Jay but you had to turn it into something ugly, something "Xtremely" stupid. I just don't understand it at all. I probably never will either. Not my place to know what is going on inside of that head of yours, wouldn't want to anyways.
Pause.
Reckless Jack: Okay, you want to address us as new and newbie as you put it. Uh, TXO, hate to bring down your little game but ask around about who I am. I am Reckless Jack, I've been around WCF in one way or another for three fucking years. Three years I've been here off and on. For three years I fought my way up. For three years I sought to be the best this company has to offer. Look back at the title history here. You'd know I am a former and first ever WCF Cruiserweight Champion. You'd know I won a War Games match at Rebirth. You'd know I unified the KWA, XCW and WCF World Titles on February 26, 2006 to become the World Champion of this place. If you'd only sit down and think you'd know that I am anything but new to WCF. Jay on the other hand, he is new, only been here a couple of months really but it doesn't matter because he has been wrestling longer then I have believe it or not. So if you want to address us as new guys, go right on ahead TXO. Just wait for it to bite you up in the ass.
Another pause.
Reckless Jack: I could careless about the Hardy Boyz though. Two overrated pieces of shit such as yourself and TVO though. So you share more in common then your name. Regardless, you wrestle pissed off eh? You want a fucking medal? Honestly now, can you tell me someone besides "Mr. Pay Per View" that doesn't wrestle as if they have a chip on their shoulder? Yeah, thought so, moron. However this whole Girlfriend Search was a fun idea sponsered by a few companies. They made money, WCF made money, we made money. Not so stupid now is it because maybe, just maybe some of the money that was used to fund this whole thing will be put in your paycheck.
Reckless Jack looks over at Jay who is still reading.
Reckless Jack: My tag team partner here is a fantastic tag team wrestler. Won many titles in his day. I've faced him and his teacher in other federations. Jay knows what he is doing, I know what I am doing. It's like that old cliched two enemies make the best tag team partners because they know each other. They know what they do. As for your question about why didn't we answer your challenge a month ago? We hadn't gotten the idea to team up and just given out a newly formed tag team a title shot is pretty lame. It's like someone winning a World Title in their first match in wrestling. Do you understand this logic? I really think you don't. When you lean back in your chair and think about things TXO, you'll get a lot smarter instead of sounding so fucking dumb. There is a reason for everything I do, Jay does. We choose to become a team because we have both held Tag Team Titles over the world, albeit with other people. We have faced each other in singles matches and tag matches. As funny as this sounds, I've never pinned Jay in all the times I've faced him. Does that mean I am gonna turn on him during a match? No, I would have done that the first time we tagged together. You see TXO, we are a team. We might not have a catchy name like you. We might not be as built as you but we have more skill then you. So are we going to win on Sunday? Yeah, pretty much so.
He nods agreeing with himself.
Reckless Jack: And I see you don't understand parodies either. Haven't you seen that Harlem Heat promo where they called Hulk Hogan the "N" word? Yeah, we were pretty much mocking that, never intending on making a move on Striker. Not myself at least. I've had that belt once, good enough for me, don't need to go after it anymore. You see, once a person wins a title, it just gets old when they keep going after it I think but whatever, this is free will, we do what we want. This Sunday though, it'll be all over for you and your buddy. Reckless Jack and Jay Williams will become the Wrestling Championship Federation Tag Team Champions. And when we win those belts gentlemen, they ain't going anywhere for a long damn time whether you like it or not.
Jay looks to be finished.
Reckless Jack: Got anything to add?
...We wait for an answer TBC in another thread bitches!!!