Post by Danny Vice on Jun 22, 2007 17:00:11 GMT -5
Hank Brown is sitting inside of the WCF Studios behind his "Inside the WCF" desk as the cameras light up and the intoductory music to the show begins. He shuffles the black peices of paper on his desk which are supposed to make him look more official, but everyone already knows there's no writing on them. After seconds of dead air, the producer of the show signals to Hank that they are actually on live television at this exact moment. Hank's face goes flush red, as he's embarrassed that after all these years he still make silly mistakes like a rookie. A rookie...like Johnny Craven.
Hank Brown: Hello ladies and gentleman, as you all know I am Hank Brown and I am excited to bring you another sitdown with one of the World Championship Federation's finest superstars. Today, I will be joined by former Tag Team and Hardcore Champion, Danny "The Vagrant" Vice. For those of you who have followed the story of young Daniel, you know he came to this federation with nothing except his family. He overcame a vicious feud with now World Champion Skyler Striker before wrestling became personally, and he was betrayed by his sister Janie Vice. Since then, Danny has refocused his career and had a renaissance as of late, including winning the Hardcore Title two months ago at Blast! Now, he faces the challenge of reclaiming that title, when he faces the "Human Measuring Stick" Creeping Death, and "Ghost Rider" Johnny Craven at Explosion on Sunday. Danny is joining us tonight from his home in San Diego via the OnStar hotline.
Hank turns around as the large display screen shows Danny Vice in street clothes sitting on a leather chair in his den. Danny has an armyprint San Diego Padres hat on backwards.
Hank Brown: Danny, thanks for joining us today. How have you been as of late?
Danny Vice: I gotta be honest with you Hank, I've been better.
Hank Brown: And why is that?
Danny Vice: Hank, you've known me for quite some time now. You know exactly why. I've got a huge match coming up this weekend. How many times have I won a ladder match in the WCF? Zero. How many times have I pinned Creeping Death? Zero. How many tims have I pinned Johnny Craven? Zero. You think with odds stacked against someone like that, they'd be in great shape? Be realistic Hank.
Hank Brown: So what is wrong, are you losing sleep?
Danny Vice: Losing sleep? The sleep is already lost Hank. This is Creeping Death. The goddamn legend. Mr. XIII. Senor igual de escalera. The Sultan of Sunday. There's no doubt about it he's one of the best of all-time. And then Johnny Craven, he's so high and mighty. He's a biker, you know? Those guys are scary. I bet he's even gotten his Red Wings! You know how you get Red Wings, eh Hank?
Hank Brown: Well...err...I don't know if this is the place to be discussing...
Danny Vice: Of course you do you sly dog! I'm sure you got buck wild back in your day.
Hank Brown: Danny, I am sensing some form of sarcasm in your voice when you talk about your opponents.
Danny Vice: You think so Hank? Really? We are talking about two of the most narcissistic fucks this place has ever seen. Do they ever stop talking about themselves and how wonderful they are? No, wait. Lemme guess. Right after they hear about what we're talking about, Johnny Craven is going to throw a hissy fit with his manager or whoever that mouthpeice is and tell him that he's being misrepresented. That he's really a gentle soul who just lashes out in the ring because Daddy didn't hug him enough as a child. But now he can't do that, because I just said he would and then he'd look like just my little puppet. And yes, Hank, I said hissy fit, because that's precisely what little girls do when they don't get there way.
Hank Brown: First a biker in drag, and now a little girl? Rather harsh way to describe the Hardcore Champion, no?
Danny Vice: Look Hank, let me channel my inner Creeping Death for a second and run through something with you. I've gotten in that damn ring with some of the best in this business. I've met all of the new era greats. Outcast, Skyler Striker, Thunder, Jack of Blades, Bobby Cairo, Reckless Jack, Logan, Lawnmower Jones. They've all gotten in the ring with me before and I never felt overmatched or undeserving. Shit, I put most of them through tables. So now you think some dude dressed head-to-toe in black leather is going to scare me? What is this 1985? Did I recently take my DeLaurean up to 88 mph? Johnny Craven may be the hardcore champion today, but I have no worries or hesitations of climbing that ladder and taking back what always truly was mine.
Hank Brown: And Creeping Death? He's a former champion of just about everything. How do account for someone of his presence in this match? Ladder matches are right up his alley, are they not?
Danny Vice: Hank, Creeping Death is a fascinating guy. And let me preface my comment with the fact that I have nothing but the utmost respect for him and everything he has done to pave the way for new generation WCF superstars. But that's just it, there is a new generation here. The days of Creeping Death, Torture, and Epic are over. They cling to the past as if it still has some semblance of relevance here. And Lerch might like having them around to throw some big spectacle, but when it comes down to it they aren't the same as they once were. I mean just listen to the guy talk. It's like visiting a nursing home. Are we forcing all the great WCF fans to truly be subjected to anymore glory day stories? Creeping Death is the past. Johnny Craven might just be the future. But Danny Vice is the NOW. And there is nothing they can do about it.
Hank Brown: Bold words Danny. Good luck to you on Sunday evening.
The monitor goes dark as Hank spins around to face the camera again.
Hank Brown: Thank you for joining me on this edition of "Inside the WCF". I hope you all enjoy our national PPV broadcast of Explosion this Sunday from the WCF Arena. Up next, the True Life story of Rick Mad. From his humble beginnings as a masculine Eastern Germany female swim champion, through his life-altering sex change, and into the realm of professional wrestling. I'm Hank Brown, goodnight.
The theme music to the show begins to play as the cameras fade out.
Hank Brown: Hello ladies and gentleman, as you all know I am Hank Brown and I am excited to bring you another sitdown with one of the World Championship Federation's finest superstars. Today, I will be joined by former Tag Team and Hardcore Champion, Danny "The Vagrant" Vice. For those of you who have followed the story of young Daniel, you know he came to this federation with nothing except his family. He overcame a vicious feud with now World Champion Skyler Striker before wrestling became personally, and he was betrayed by his sister Janie Vice. Since then, Danny has refocused his career and had a renaissance as of late, including winning the Hardcore Title two months ago at Blast! Now, he faces the challenge of reclaiming that title, when he faces the "Human Measuring Stick" Creeping Death, and "Ghost Rider" Johnny Craven at Explosion on Sunday. Danny is joining us tonight from his home in San Diego via the OnStar hotline.
Hank turns around as the large display screen shows Danny Vice in street clothes sitting on a leather chair in his den. Danny has an armyprint San Diego Padres hat on backwards.
Hank Brown: Danny, thanks for joining us today. How have you been as of late?
Danny Vice: I gotta be honest with you Hank, I've been better.
Hank Brown: And why is that?
Danny Vice: Hank, you've known me for quite some time now. You know exactly why. I've got a huge match coming up this weekend. How many times have I won a ladder match in the WCF? Zero. How many times have I pinned Creeping Death? Zero. How many tims have I pinned Johnny Craven? Zero. You think with odds stacked against someone like that, they'd be in great shape? Be realistic Hank.
Hank Brown: So what is wrong, are you losing sleep?
Danny Vice: Losing sleep? The sleep is already lost Hank. This is Creeping Death. The goddamn legend. Mr. XIII. Senor igual de escalera. The Sultan of Sunday. There's no doubt about it he's one of the best of all-time. And then Johnny Craven, he's so high and mighty. He's a biker, you know? Those guys are scary. I bet he's even gotten his Red Wings! You know how you get Red Wings, eh Hank?
Hank Brown: Well...err...I don't know if this is the place to be discussing...
Danny Vice: Of course you do you sly dog! I'm sure you got buck wild back in your day.
Hank Brown: Danny, I am sensing some form of sarcasm in your voice when you talk about your opponents.
Danny Vice: You think so Hank? Really? We are talking about two of the most narcissistic fucks this place has ever seen. Do they ever stop talking about themselves and how wonderful they are? No, wait. Lemme guess. Right after they hear about what we're talking about, Johnny Craven is going to throw a hissy fit with his manager or whoever that mouthpeice is and tell him that he's being misrepresented. That he's really a gentle soul who just lashes out in the ring because Daddy didn't hug him enough as a child. But now he can't do that, because I just said he would and then he'd look like just my little puppet. And yes, Hank, I said hissy fit, because that's precisely what little girls do when they don't get there way.
Hank Brown: First a biker in drag, and now a little girl? Rather harsh way to describe the Hardcore Champion, no?
Danny Vice: Look Hank, let me channel my inner Creeping Death for a second and run through something with you. I've gotten in that damn ring with some of the best in this business. I've met all of the new era greats. Outcast, Skyler Striker, Thunder, Jack of Blades, Bobby Cairo, Reckless Jack, Logan, Lawnmower Jones. They've all gotten in the ring with me before and I never felt overmatched or undeserving. Shit, I put most of them through tables. So now you think some dude dressed head-to-toe in black leather is going to scare me? What is this 1985? Did I recently take my DeLaurean up to 88 mph? Johnny Craven may be the hardcore champion today, but I have no worries or hesitations of climbing that ladder and taking back what always truly was mine.
Hank Brown: And Creeping Death? He's a former champion of just about everything. How do account for someone of his presence in this match? Ladder matches are right up his alley, are they not?
Danny Vice: Hank, Creeping Death is a fascinating guy. And let me preface my comment with the fact that I have nothing but the utmost respect for him and everything he has done to pave the way for new generation WCF superstars. But that's just it, there is a new generation here. The days of Creeping Death, Torture, and Epic are over. They cling to the past as if it still has some semblance of relevance here. And Lerch might like having them around to throw some big spectacle, but when it comes down to it they aren't the same as they once were. I mean just listen to the guy talk. It's like visiting a nursing home. Are we forcing all the great WCF fans to truly be subjected to anymore glory day stories? Creeping Death is the past. Johnny Craven might just be the future. But Danny Vice is the NOW. And there is nothing they can do about it.
Hank Brown: Bold words Danny. Good luck to you on Sunday evening.
The monitor goes dark as Hank spins around to face the camera again.
Hank Brown: Thank you for joining me on this edition of "Inside the WCF". I hope you all enjoy our national PPV broadcast of Explosion this Sunday from the WCF Arena. Up next, the True Life story of Rick Mad. From his humble beginnings as a masculine Eastern Germany female swim champion, through his life-altering sex change, and into the realm of professional wrestling. I'm Hank Brown, goodnight.
The theme music to the show begins to play as the cameras fade out.
