Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2012 17:03:01 GMT -5
(OOC: FYI, this is 100% In Character so don't take anything too seriously.)
This week marks the debut of a new weekly WCF recap show. With the 8th Wonder no longer producing weekly episodes, the owner of MGS Studios was contacted to produce weekly episodic content for WCF to recap the shows and go over matches, feuds, upcoming events, and such. Eric Price being the owner was more than pleased to provide this content with the stipulation that he would be the host of the show. He was told he had to have a co-host weekly however to balance out his views.
Eric Price complained about this but finally relented and agreed to have a weekly co-host. The show begins in a small studio with two chairs, Eric Price sitting on the left with a full black suit with a black tie and shirt as well as a black vets and the chair for his co-host on the right. The lights turn on and the show with the marquee behind it that titles it as “Price’s Picks” is ready to go on. A large 65” TV Screen is shown below the marquee.
This is the first edition of Price’s Picks.
Price’s Picks – Recapping week of 10/8 – 10/14
Eric Price: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, WCF Universe to Price’s Picks where we will do our best to provide you with a weekly recap of WCF programming and events and there is a lot to cover. As this is our first edition of the show, I will be introducing things as we go along so please bear with me as in future shows, this will not occur.
First, to begin this show before we start going over the exciting card we had last week at Slam, let me introduce you to my co-host, whom I was forced to bring along but at least I was allowed to pick, please welcome Synn.
*Generic studio music plays as Synn comes on stage and shakes hands with Eric. Right after the handshake, Eric snaps his fingers and one of the stage hands quickly brings him an antibacterial wipe, with which Eric cleans his hands.*
Eric Price: Synn, welcome to the show, the debut edition of Price’s Picks. It is a pleasure to have you here.
Synn: Thank you for having me.
Eric Price: Let’s get right to it. I want to go down the card as well as Slam events. Let’s start obviously with the great start we had to Slam! Seth Lerch came down to the ring and made a blockbuster announcement about the big Helloween matchup!
Synn: Absolutely. It was originally a 4 on 4 on 4 contest but it has now been expanded to have 5 men on each team.
Eric Price: And the 5th man for the Church of Dark Saints is none other than …
Synn: Odin Balfore!
Eric Price: That’s right. But before we get to the magnitude of that announcement, there was an even bigger announcement made relating to that match by Mr. Lerch that same evening. Having unfairly been cost the War match and my Television Title, I sought retribution and knowing that Mr. Lerch appreciates his talent and appreciates intelligent people like myself, I appealed to that businessman in him and thanks to that, I am now the special guest referee in that matchup. And I would like to state on record that I will be completely unbiased and fair in calling that matchup.
Synn: Must everything be about you?
Eric Price: Well, this is my show, I am the host.
Synn: Anyway, moving on. What about the debut of sorts of Mr. Happy?
Eric Price: Can you explain that to me? Especially his interaction with Steve Orbit, for a second I thought it was Mr. Hands.
*Synn looks obviously disgusted at this mention*
Synn: Really dude? Really?
Eric Price: What?! I’m just saying what I thought, sickening as it may be.
Synn: You ruined Mr. Happy.
Eric Price: I can’t ruin Mr. Happy, he does a good enough job of ruining himself.
Synn: I found him entertaining however, I can’t wait to see his debut to see what he brings to us in the squared circle.
Eric Price: Probably a pie and a small car.
Synn: Moving right along, what’s the deal with those mysterious videos we get every week?
Eric Price: I don’t know. A rather ominous message that someone is trying to send to intimidate all of us in the WCF locker room but I have to wonder who is behind these videos. Who is behind these cryptic messages. One thing is for sure though, we’re no closer to having our answer than we were when they started.
Synn: Shit, I just want to find out who the bastard is so we can all go beat him up.
Eric Price: We’ll have to wait and see; hopefully this week we’ll get some answers.
Synn: Kamen Rider Subarashi was suspended and will not be at Helloween due to some fight he created at a local bar recently.
Eric Price: Really? He’s adapting into American culture better than I thought.
Synn: What do you mean?
Eric Price: Nevermind, don’t dwell on it too much. Of course Nathan von Liebert making a statement last week and I for one think he has a good point.
Synn: Of course you would. I think he just needs to suck it up, accept the loss at War and move on.
Eric Price: I would have to disagree. Prophecy, Pantheon get cheered by the loser fans while greatness personified such as myself, great athletes like Nathan von Liebert get booed out of the building. Despite all the great things we’ve done, we are constantly disrespected and overlooked and I am so proud that he went out there and made this point clear that he is a winner.
Synn: Should we get on to the matches?
Eric Price: Before we do, one more point, this week you had a bit of an altercation with Gravedigger did you not?
Synn: Do you have to bring this up?
Eric Price: Of course I do. Gravedigger made some valid points, particularly one on which I’ve surprisingly agreed with others that you walked out on Doc Henry and betrayed him costing yourself the tag team titles.
Synn: HE DESERVED IT! He’s a loser and he was holding me back.
Eric Price: Whoa, calm down. I’ll say this much and leave it alone, the Church has attacked many people but have not won any titles. I think Helloween could be a chance to upset the balance of WCF and send a statement that the Church should be taken seriously.
Synn: Can we get to the matches now?
Eric Price: Sure!
*The TV in the background starts displaying images and short clips of the first match on Slam*
Match I: Corey Black vs The Mediocres
Eric Price: Anything to say on this match that was not really a match. It really turned into an assault on Corey Black by Creeping Death and a statement being sent by the Church of Dark Saints.
Synn: If anyone needs proof of the Church’s dominance, we need not look any further than this match. Corey Black was attacked by Creeping Death who has now sworn his allegiance to the Church of Dark Saints and to our lord and savior, Oblivion!
Eric Price: Cultist in a way but the fact that Corey Black was attacked pleases me.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match II: Henri Ducos vs Chris Guy
Eric Price: Next, we have Henri Ducos, The Nation of Bloodless vs. Chris “The Cocky” Guy.
Synn: Vampire!
Eric Price: Who? Ducos?
Synn: Yes.
Eric Price: I thought the same but I also thought he may just be a sociopath murderer but who knows with that guy. I personally liked Mercedes though, she was a class act.
Synn: Yeah, I’m sure that’s what you noticed.
*Synn rolls his eyes*
Eric Price: Impressive debut victory by Ducos however, he could definitely be a force to be reckoned with here in WCF.
Synn: He keeps pulling out victories like that and he’ll make it soon enough. He already has a shot at the Television Title next week.
Eric Price: I hope Ducos kicks Cash’s ass.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match III: Jay Price vs The Red River Coalition
*Eric turns away from the screen and keeps his mouth shut*
Synn: Umm…Eric?
Eric Price: Yeah?
Synn: Your thoughts on this match.
Eric Price: I hate Jay Price and I hate the Red River Coalition, they could go out there and die for all I care.
Synn: Nevertheless, unsurprisingly Jay Price easily beat the Red River Coalition in a great matchup although, I have to wonder about his mental state. He seems to be in the middle of finding himself. Can’t say I’m familiar with having that issue though.
Eric Price: Are you done? Yeah, I think we’re done with this matchup.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match IV: Eric Price vs The Angels of Death
Eric Price: My match, it was what I said it was going to be, destruction. I quickly dispatched the Angels of Death as I said I would and put those ham and eggers in their rightful place.
Synn: Quick matchup and you asserted your dominance, I’ll agree with that.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match V: Tag Team Titles Contendership – Tommy Kain/Johnny Stylez vs. The 8th Wonder
Eric Price: The 8th Wonder, hmm…I only knew them from their weekly radio broadcasts. Wonder if they won?
Synn: You already know the answer to that.
Eric Price: Yeah, if they had won, I’d be as shocked as anyone although for some reason, their bumbling stupidity makes me want to see them win, I don’t know why. It’s like a loveable loser complex or something.
Synn: Seriously though, I can’t believe how this match turned out.
Eric Price: Proving that stupidity has no limits, The Misfits won via countout when they proposed to not hurt the 8th Wonder, teach them their moves, and also the chance to play with GOAT. I … I cannot believe I just said that.
Synn: Believe it because it happened and now, they’re going after the tag team titles.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match VI: Doc Henry/Joel Hall vs. Synn/Zombie McMorris
Eric Price: Definitely some bad blood here because after you walked out on Doc Henry costing yourself and him the tag team titles, you have to know he is mighty pissed off at you.
Synn: That loser deserved it. I went in there and beat him up!
Eric Price: Yet he still beat you.
Synn: Actually, Hall pinned McMorris so Doc Henry did not win and I certainly did not get pinned, end of story!
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match VII: United States Title Match – Kale Windsor vs. Steve Orbit (c)
Eric Price: Now I know why Steve Orbit has had such an easy and long title reign, he has to defend his title against weakling opponents.
Synn: What do you mean?
Eric Price: I beat Kale Windsor not once but twice to retain my Television Title and did so without breaking a sweat.
Synn: But you have to give Steve Orbit credit.
Eric Price: I don’t have to give Steve Orbit anything. That son of a bitch has never given me a title shot even though I’ve more than earned one and yet he wants to call himself a great American and a great champion. Tell you what Steven, you give me a title shot and I assure you your reign will come to an end on that night. Mark my words.
Synn: Moving right along here. Orbit retained his title against Kale Windsor and is now looking to get even more challengers.
Eric Price: Yet he refused to name me, instead naming that schizo Jay Price. It’s obvious he doesn’t want any real competition.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match VIII: Tag Team Titles Match – The Unstable Elements vs Prophecy (c)
Eric Price: I hate both these teams. Frankly, I would rather they both beat each other so badly that neither can win and the titles get vacated so I can become the rightful tag team champions!
Synn: Prophecy was good but The Unstable Elements were better in this showing.
Eric Price: And you know, it’s your fault Prophecy even became Tag Team Champions! How could you let that happen?! But now, it only got worse with The Unstable Elements as tag team champions, what an embarrassment, a dark day for WCF.
Synn: Calm down Price, calm down. Like I told you before, Doc Henry was holding me back and I will not allow anyone to hold me back. It’s the same reason you left the Mulisha.
Eric Price: Must you mention that group, really? Although there is one thing that pleases me a lot about this, Prophecy only lasted one week as tag team champions proving that they are nothing but fluke artists!
Synn: I don’t know about that.
Eric Price: But then we have The Unstable Elements as champions, ugh. But even more disgusting was the display at the end of the matchup, bring up the image!
*Eric Price and Synn look at the TV that shows the image of Jeff Purse standing with The Unstable Elements celebrating the win with all their titles in their hands*
Eric Price: Sick! We have loser tag team champions and a paper World Champion who refuses to compete.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match IX: Television Title Match – “Sarah Twilight” vs. Waylon Cash (c)
Eric Price: Waylon Cash defending what is actually and should still be my title against … I don’t eve know how to describe what he’s facing.
Synn: A he/she transvestite confused sort of deal?
Eric Price: I don’t even know. I feel an odd mix of disgust and contempt when I look at it.
Synn: It really likes to play with men’s balls.
Eric Price: I suppose because that low blow at the end after Cash had retained my title was a good moment to watch. Cash writhing in pain as he so deserved and then to top it off, and yes I realize the pun.
Synn: I’m sure you’d like that.
Eric Price: Oh shut up! But in the end, it seems Mr. Twilight declared his/her or whatever it is love for one Steven Orbit.
Synn: Yes, “The Mack” is known for hooking up with the ladies but I don’t think this is an encounter he’s interesting in having.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match X: People’s Title Match – Nathan von Liebert vs. FPV (c)
Eric Price: This is a match featuring the honorable and great competitor that we know, a man who is loved by all and truly understand what it takes to get the job done. A man who deserves all the accolades in the world.
Synn: FPV?
Eric Price: That piece of common trash? Absolutely not. I’m talking about Nathan von Liebert. This man is on fire and will do what is necessary to obtain a victory; I respect that. What I don’t respect is how this match went down.
Synn: I agree, absolutely ridiculous, a draw, really?
Eric Price: I thought it was pathetic because honestly, NvL should be our People’s Champion right now to take that smug attitude out of Mr. Venable who seems to not respect me. He actually praised Jeff Purse for winning the World Title, what a little bitch.
Synn: You really won’t let that one go will you.
Eric Price: Nevermind that, FPV clearly didn’t win the match because he’s a loser and he only retained the title by default. I’d also like to remark, on record that NvL is a hero for trying to get rid of that fan that was attacking him so viciously. I would like to publicly congratulate you on doing what is right and protecting yourself as a performer, just on that alone, you should be the champion. I’d like to see the rematch between these two soon enough.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match XI: Hardcore Title Match – Oblivion vs. Roy Speede (c)
Eric Price: And it’s main event time! In a match that I thoroughly enjoyed watching, we saw Roy Speede, the Hardcore Champion take on the leader of the Church of Dark Saints himself, my personal good friend, Oblivion! And just as an aside, go Oblivion 2012!
*Eric gets a hat he has on the side and puts it on that says “Oblivion 2012” and also gets two American flags and starts waving them*
Synn: And this past week, he dethroned Roy Speede, beat him, humiliated him and became a record setting five time Hardcore Champion!
Eric Price: And I loved every second of it! Genesis had a very pathetic showing this week and it was capped off by what I consider a very deserved victory by Oblivion, a foreshadowing of what will happen at Helloween.
Synn: That covers Slam and all the matches we had this week. What awaits us next week is the last stop before Helloween and everyone is looking for momentum.
*Eric Price gets up from his chair and walks over to the left side of the stage where there is another monitor, with a logo for Price’s Top 5*
Eric Price: Speaking of momentum, in the spirit of my predecessors, I will do a top 5 of the week. So below are Price’s Top 5. As a note, I will not include myself in these as I want to be fair and unbiased. Besides, I’m always the top wrestler of the week anyway but for the sake of others, we will start numbering at #1.
Eric Price’s Top 5 of the Week (10/8 – 10/14)
1. Oblivion
After the hellacious match he had with Roy Speede and becoming a record setting 5 time hardcore champion, how could I not rank him #1? Oblivion 2012!
2. Nathan von Liebert
After a hell of a valiant effort in what I and WCF readers consider the match of the week, Nathan von Liebert deserved this credit. As far as I’m concerned, he should be our WCF People’s Champion this very instant but unfortunately, due to unfair bias in what I saw as nothing short of a far superior showing by NvL, and due to the heinous actions of some stupid fan who decided to get involved in what was none of her business, FPV is still the People’s Champion. I’d like to find out if FPV hired that girl to do this because he’s too afraid of NvL.
3. The Unstable Elements
And speaking of afraid of NvL, as much as it pains me to put them anywhere on this list, Cameron Bankston Jr. and Crystal Laurendt deserve it after winning the tag team titles from an even bigger set of losers, known as Prophecy.
4. “Sarah Twilight”
Now, some might be asking why I give this to Mr. Twilight as opposed to Mr. Cash. It’s very simple, yes, Cash won his match but after what Twilight did to him, he made a statement; sure it was a statement of sick and twisted love but still, a statement.
5. “The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane
I’d like to bestow this honor upon my close personal friend, Mr. Stuart Slane for his brief appearance this past week. We need you to come back and restore some order to the internet and bring back some regulation because Johnny Stylez is ruining everything! Mr. Slane, I plead with you to come back sooner rather than later.
*Eric walks back toward his chair to take a seat as the shot shows Synn and Price ready to wrap up the show*
Eric Price: Well ladies and gentlemen, that wraps it up for the debut edition of Price’s Picks. As we go along, I will be looking to add segments as well as interviews from time to time on this show. Please submit any and all ideas to this show through the MGS comment box or to Eric Price’s fan mail as I always welcome feedback from my adoring public!
Synn: Certainly a great show you have here Eric, I think we could be on our way toward being a hit.
Eric Price: Well I am. I’ll see you all next week.
Synn: Don’t you mean we?
Eric Price: No, because you’re fired! See you all next week!
*The show fades to black*
This week marks the debut of a new weekly WCF recap show. With the 8th Wonder no longer producing weekly episodes, the owner of MGS Studios was contacted to produce weekly episodic content for WCF to recap the shows and go over matches, feuds, upcoming events, and such. Eric Price being the owner was more than pleased to provide this content with the stipulation that he would be the host of the show. He was told he had to have a co-host weekly however to balance out his views.
Eric Price complained about this but finally relented and agreed to have a weekly co-host. The show begins in a small studio with two chairs, Eric Price sitting on the left with a full black suit with a black tie and shirt as well as a black vets and the chair for his co-host on the right. The lights turn on and the show with the marquee behind it that titles it as “Price’s Picks” is ready to go on. A large 65” TV Screen is shown below the marquee.
This is the first edition of Price’s Picks.
Price’s Picks – Recapping week of 10/8 – 10/14
Eric Price: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, WCF Universe to Price’s Picks where we will do our best to provide you with a weekly recap of WCF programming and events and there is a lot to cover. As this is our first edition of the show, I will be introducing things as we go along so please bear with me as in future shows, this will not occur.
First, to begin this show before we start going over the exciting card we had last week at Slam, let me introduce you to my co-host, whom I was forced to bring along but at least I was allowed to pick, please welcome Synn.
*Generic studio music plays as Synn comes on stage and shakes hands with Eric. Right after the handshake, Eric snaps his fingers and one of the stage hands quickly brings him an antibacterial wipe, with which Eric cleans his hands.*
Eric Price: Synn, welcome to the show, the debut edition of Price’s Picks. It is a pleasure to have you here.
Synn: Thank you for having me.
Eric Price: Let’s get right to it. I want to go down the card as well as Slam events. Let’s start obviously with the great start we had to Slam! Seth Lerch came down to the ring and made a blockbuster announcement about the big Helloween matchup!
Synn: Absolutely. It was originally a 4 on 4 on 4 contest but it has now been expanded to have 5 men on each team.
Eric Price: And the 5th man for the Church of Dark Saints is none other than …
Synn: Odin Balfore!
Eric Price: That’s right. But before we get to the magnitude of that announcement, there was an even bigger announcement made relating to that match by Mr. Lerch that same evening. Having unfairly been cost the War match and my Television Title, I sought retribution and knowing that Mr. Lerch appreciates his talent and appreciates intelligent people like myself, I appealed to that businessman in him and thanks to that, I am now the special guest referee in that matchup. And I would like to state on record that I will be completely unbiased and fair in calling that matchup.
Synn: Must everything be about you?
Eric Price: Well, this is my show, I am the host.
Synn: Anyway, moving on. What about the debut of sorts of Mr. Happy?
Eric Price: Can you explain that to me? Especially his interaction with Steve Orbit, for a second I thought it was Mr. Hands.
*Synn looks obviously disgusted at this mention*
Synn: Really dude? Really?
Eric Price: What?! I’m just saying what I thought, sickening as it may be.
Synn: You ruined Mr. Happy.
Eric Price: I can’t ruin Mr. Happy, he does a good enough job of ruining himself.
Synn: I found him entertaining however, I can’t wait to see his debut to see what he brings to us in the squared circle.
Eric Price: Probably a pie and a small car.
Synn: Moving right along, what’s the deal with those mysterious videos we get every week?
Eric Price: I don’t know. A rather ominous message that someone is trying to send to intimidate all of us in the WCF locker room but I have to wonder who is behind these videos. Who is behind these cryptic messages. One thing is for sure though, we’re no closer to having our answer than we were when they started.
Synn: Shit, I just want to find out who the bastard is so we can all go beat him up.
Eric Price: We’ll have to wait and see; hopefully this week we’ll get some answers.
Synn: Kamen Rider Subarashi was suspended and will not be at Helloween due to some fight he created at a local bar recently.
Eric Price: Really? He’s adapting into American culture better than I thought.
Synn: What do you mean?
Eric Price: Nevermind, don’t dwell on it too much. Of course Nathan von Liebert making a statement last week and I for one think he has a good point.
Synn: Of course you would. I think he just needs to suck it up, accept the loss at War and move on.
Eric Price: I would have to disagree. Prophecy, Pantheon get cheered by the loser fans while greatness personified such as myself, great athletes like Nathan von Liebert get booed out of the building. Despite all the great things we’ve done, we are constantly disrespected and overlooked and I am so proud that he went out there and made this point clear that he is a winner.
Synn: Should we get on to the matches?
Eric Price: Before we do, one more point, this week you had a bit of an altercation with Gravedigger did you not?
Synn: Do you have to bring this up?
Eric Price: Of course I do. Gravedigger made some valid points, particularly one on which I’ve surprisingly agreed with others that you walked out on Doc Henry and betrayed him costing yourself the tag team titles.
Synn: HE DESERVED IT! He’s a loser and he was holding me back.
Eric Price: Whoa, calm down. I’ll say this much and leave it alone, the Church has attacked many people but have not won any titles. I think Helloween could be a chance to upset the balance of WCF and send a statement that the Church should be taken seriously.
Synn: Can we get to the matches now?
Eric Price: Sure!
*The TV in the background starts displaying images and short clips of the first match on Slam*
Match I: Corey Black vs The Mediocres
Eric Price: Anything to say on this match that was not really a match. It really turned into an assault on Corey Black by Creeping Death and a statement being sent by the Church of Dark Saints.
Synn: If anyone needs proof of the Church’s dominance, we need not look any further than this match. Corey Black was attacked by Creeping Death who has now sworn his allegiance to the Church of Dark Saints and to our lord and savior, Oblivion!
Eric Price: Cultist in a way but the fact that Corey Black was attacked pleases me.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match II: Henri Ducos vs Chris Guy
Eric Price: Next, we have Henri Ducos, The Nation of Bloodless vs. Chris “The Cocky” Guy.
Synn: Vampire!
Eric Price: Who? Ducos?
Synn: Yes.
Eric Price: I thought the same but I also thought he may just be a sociopath murderer but who knows with that guy. I personally liked Mercedes though, she was a class act.
Synn: Yeah, I’m sure that’s what you noticed.
*Synn rolls his eyes*
Eric Price: Impressive debut victory by Ducos however, he could definitely be a force to be reckoned with here in WCF.
Synn: He keeps pulling out victories like that and he’ll make it soon enough. He already has a shot at the Television Title next week.
Eric Price: I hope Ducos kicks Cash’s ass.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match III: Jay Price vs The Red River Coalition
*Eric turns away from the screen and keeps his mouth shut*
Synn: Umm…Eric?
Eric Price: Yeah?
Synn: Your thoughts on this match.
Eric Price: I hate Jay Price and I hate the Red River Coalition, they could go out there and die for all I care.
Synn: Nevertheless, unsurprisingly Jay Price easily beat the Red River Coalition in a great matchup although, I have to wonder about his mental state. He seems to be in the middle of finding himself. Can’t say I’m familiar with having that issue though.
Eric Price: Are you done? Yeah, I think we’re done with this matchup.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match IV: Eric Price vs The Angels of Death
Eric Price: My match, it was what I said it was going to be, destruction. I quickly dispatched the Angels of Death as I said I would and put those ham and eggers in their rightful place.
Synn: Quick matchup and you asserted your dominance, I’ll agree with that.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match V: Tag Team Titles Contendership – Tommy Kain/Johnny Stylez vs. The 8th Wonder
Eric Price: The 8th Wonder, hmm…I only knew them from their weekly radio broadcasts. Wonder if they won?
Synn: You already know the answer to that.
Eric Price: Yeah, if they had won, I’d be as shocked as anyone although for some reason, their bumbling stupidity makes me want to see them win, I don’t know why. It’s like a loveable loser complex or something.
Synn: Seriously though, I can’t believe how this match turned out.
Eric Price: Proving that stupidity has no limits, The Misfits won via countout when they proposed to not hurt the 8th Wonder, teach them their moves, and also the chance to play with GOAT. I … I cannot believe I just said that.
Synn: Believe it because it happened and now, they’re going after the tag team titles.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match VI: Doc Henry/Joel Hall vs. Synn/Zombie McMorris
Eric Price: Definitely some bad blood here because after you walked out on Doc Henry costing yourself and him the tag team titles, you have to know he is mighty pissed off at you.
Synn: That loser deserved it. I went in there and beat him up!
Eric Price: Yet he still beat you.
Synn: Actually, Hall pinned McMorris so Doc Henry did not win and I certainly did not get pinned, end of story!
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match VII: United States Title Match – Kale Windsor vs. Steve Orbit (c)
Eric Price: Now I know why Steve Orbit has had such an easy and long title reign, he has to defend his title against weakling opponents.
Synn: What do you mean?
Eric Price: I beat Kale Windsor not once but twice to retain my Television Title and did so without breaking a sweat.
Synn: But you have to give Steve Orbit credit.
Eric Price: I don’t have to give Steve Orbit anything. That son of a bitch has never given me a title shot even though I’ve more than earned one and yet he wants to call himself a great American and a great champion. Tell you what Steven, you give me a title shot and I assure you your reign will come to an end on that night. Mark my words.
Synn: Moving right along here. Orbit retained his title against Kale Windsor and is now looking to get even more challengers.
Eric Price: Yet he refused to name me, instead naming that schizo Jay Price. It’s obvious he doesn’t want any real competition.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match VIII: Tag Team Titles Match – The Unstable Elements vs Prophecy (c)
Eric Price: I hate both these teams. Frankly, I would rather they both beat each other so badly that neither can win and the titles get vacated so I can become the rightful tag team champions!
Synn: Prophecy was good but The Unstable Elements were better in this showing.
Eric Price: And you know, it’s your fault Prophecy even became Tag Team Champions! How could you let that happen?! But now, it only got worse with The Unstable Elements as tag team champions, what an embarrassment, a dark day for WCF.
Synn: Calm down Price, calm down. Like I told you before, Doc Henry was holding me back and I will not allow anyone to hold me back. It’s the same reason you left the Mulisha.
Eric Price: Must you mention that group, really? Although there is one thing that pleases me a lot about this, Prophecy only lasted one week as tag team champions proving that they are nothing but fluke artists!
Synn: I don’t know about that.
Eric Price: But then we have The Unstable Elements as champions, ugh. But even more disgusting was the display at the end of the matchup, bring up the image!
*Eric Price and Synn look at the TV that shows the image of Jeff Purse standing with The Unstable Elements celebrating the win with all their titles in their hands*
Eric Price: Sick! We have loser tag team champions and a paper World Champion who refuses to compete.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match IX: Television Title Match – “Sarah Twilight” vs. Waylon Cash (c)
Eric Price: Waylon Cash defending what is actually and should still be my title against … I don’t eve know how to describe what he’s facing.
Synn: A he/she transvestite confused sort of deal?
Eric Price: I don’t even know. I feel an odd mix of disgust and contempt when I look at it.
Synn: It really likes to play with men’s balls.
Eric Price: I suppose because that low blow at the end after Cash had retained my title was a good moment to watch. Cash writhing in pain as he so deserved and then to top it off, and yes I realize the pun.
Synn: I’m sure you’d like that.
Eric Price: Oh shut up! But in the end, it seems Mr. Twilight declared his/her or whatever it is love for one Steven Orbit.
Synn: Yes, “The Mack” is known for hooking up with the ladies but I don’t think this is an encounter he’s interesting in having.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match X: People’s Title Match – Nathan von Liebert vs. FPV (c)
Eric Price: This is a match featuring the honorable and great competitor that we know, a man who is loved by all and truly understand what it takes to get the job done. A man who deserves all the accolades in the world.
Synn: FPV?
Eric Price: That piece of common trash? Absolutely not. I’m talking about Nathan von Liebert. This man is on fire and will do what is necessary to obtain a victory; I respect that. What I don’t respect is how this match went down.
Synn: I agree, absolutely ridiculous, a draw, really?
Eric Price: I thought it was pathetic because honestly, NvL should be our People’s Champion right now to take that smug attitude out of Mr. Venable who seems to not respect me. He actually praised Jeff Purse for winning the World Title, what a little bitch.
Synn: You really won’t let that one go will you.
Eric Price: Nevermind that, FPV clearly didn’t win the match because he’s a loser and he only retained the title by default. I’d also like to remark, on record that NvL is a hero for trying to get rid of that fan that was attacking him so viciously. I would like to publicly congratulate you on doing what is right and protecting yourself as a performer, just on that alone, you should be the champion. I’d like to see the rematch between these two soon enough.
*The TV in the background switches to images and video clips from the next Slam matchup*
Match XI: Hardcore Title Match – Oblivion vs. Roy Speede (c)
Eric Price: And it’s main event time! In a match that I thoroughly enjoyed watching, we saw Roy Speede, the Hardcore Champion take on the leader of the Church of Dark Saints himself, my personal good friend, Oblivion! And just as an aside, go Oblivion 2012!
*Eric gets a hat he has on the side and puts it on that says “Oblivion 2012” and also gets two American flags and starts waving them*
Synn: And this past week, he dethroned Roy Speede, beat him, humiliated him and became a record setting five time Hardcore Champion!
Eric Price: And I loved every second of it! Genesis had a very pathetic showing this week and it was capped off by what I consider a very deserved victory by Oblivion, a foreshadowing of what will happen at Helloween.
Synn: That covers Slam and all the matches we had this week. What awaits us next week is the last stop before Helloween and everyone is looking for momentum.
*Eric Price gets up from his chair and walks over to the left side of the stage where there is another monitor, with a logo for Price’s Top 5*
Eric Price: Speaking of momentum, in the spirit of my predecessors, I will do a top 5 of the week. So below are Price’s Top 5. As a note, I will not include myself in these as I want to be fair and unbiased. Besides, I’m always the top wrestler of the week anyway but for the sake of others, we will start numbering at #1.
Eric Price’s Top 5 of the Week (10/8 – 10/14)
1. Oblivion
After the hellacious match he had with Roy Speede and becoming a record setting 5 time hardcore champion, how could I not rank him #1? Oblivion 2012!
2. Nathan von Liebert
After a hell of a valiant effort in what I and WCF readers consider the match of the week, Nathan von Liebert deserved this credit. As far as I’m concerned, he should be our WCF People’s Champion this very instant but unfortunately, due to unfair bias in what I saw as nothing short of a far superior showing by NvL, and due to the heinous actions of some stupid fan who decided to get involved in what was none of her business, FPV is still the People’s Champion. I’d like to find out if FPV hired that girl to do this because he’s too afraid of NvL.
3. The Unstable Elements
And speaking of afraid of NvL, as much as it pains me to put them anywhere on this list, Cameron Bankston Jr. and Crystal Laurendt deserve it after winning the tag team titles from an even bigger set of losers, known as Prophecy.
4. “Sarah Twilight”
Now, some might be asking why I give this to Mr. Twilight as opposed to Mr. Cash. It’s very simple, yes, Cash won his match but after what Twilight did to him, he made a statement; sure it was a statement of sick and twisted love but still, a statement.
5. “The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane
I’d like to bestow this honor upon my close personal friend, Mr. Stuart Slane for his brief appearance this past week. We need you to come back and restore some order to the internet and bring back some regulation because Johnny Stylez is ruining everything! Mr. Slane, I plead with you to come back sooner rather than later.
*Eric walks back toward his chair to take a seat as the shot shows Synn and Price ready to wrap up the show*
Eric Price: Well ladies and gentlemen, that wraps it up for the debut edition of Price’s Picks. As we go along, I will be looking to add segments as well as interviews from time to time on this show. Please submit any and all ideas to this show through the MGS comment box or to Eric Price’s fan mail as I always welcome feedback from my adoring public!
Synn: Certainly a great show you have here Eric, I think we could be on our way toward being a hit.
Eric Price: Well I am. I’ll see you all next week.
Synn: Don’t you mean we?
Eric Price: No, because you’re fired! See you all next week!
*The show fades to black*
