October 7 Internet Title (NvL VS Stylez)

[Kyle]

Sept 26, 2012 2:34:37 GMT -5 Johnny Stylez said:

YOU CAN PHUCKIN QUOTE ME ON THAT SHIT!

Posted on WCF. com

It seems I am the one who gets to accept this challenge, Stylez. By no means did I go into War wanting to take you out. You were, in a sense, thrown into my path. And I merely did what I'm good at; I dropped you on your head. It wasn't premeditated, just a spur of the moment. So when you rant about me later in the week, do realize this.

I didn't even have to try to claim your bounty.

You boast about hurting people's asses by "smacking them down." And in all honestly, you did, in a way, hurt my ass; I was mid-flight on my way to San Fran, you know, just getting back from the bathroom. I doubt that it matters, but I was watching one of your match tapes and got real sick. Anyway, I sat down to try and finish the tape, and BAM, I land too hard on my chair. And it is all your fault, Stylez. You could've prevented all of this by wrestling better at War, but, like usual, you sucked ass. So now I'm in San Fran with nothing else better to do than prepare to kick your ass at Slam.

I mean, you're lucky Polar sucked worse than you did, because if you had waited any longer and you would've lost your chance at the title at all. And it would be your own phucking fault. . . Not Seth, not even mine. Your fault. It is your fault you lost your title, your fault that you're wasting away fighting for something you'll never get again. Your fault that you phucking suck.

I mean is that what you do when you lose? Do you go into the locker room, yelling out loud "Aw, phuck this. I phucking deserved it. Phuck, phuck, phuck" Do you know how stupid you sound, Johnny? Is that your Style? Do you hate it when people question your intelligence? Honestly, who gives a shit? Cause I don't.

So, come Sunday, by all means duck down and try to throw me over the ropes. I might even let you succeed the first time. And then I'm going to get back in the ring, and fucking destroy you. You were right when you said "if nothing else" Because, when you face me in that ring, you won't have any other choice than to fight it out. And then, just like last week, you're going to return to your old ways; you're going to suck it up, and I'm going to drop you on your head. And there isn't anything you can do about it.

So relax, Stylez, you know catch up on some Z's. Because this Sunday, I'm going to fucking knock out all those Z's embedded in your brain.

~NvL

[Johnny Stylez]

...So this is the BiG BaD Nathan VoN LiBeRT?

???AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED???
CaUsE I'MA TELL YA RIGHT NOW I'M NOT!!!

DId you collect the bounty? Yeah you sure did, did you pin me to do it ya you sure did. But you have already shown that you have made a few mistakes that are going to end up costing your simple ass when all of this is said and done with BITCH.

But hold on before we go any further, let's go ahead and get this out of the way...You ReaDy?...K HOLD ON...WaiT FOR IT...HERE IT COMES...

***SHOCKER OF THE WEEK***
(And NO I'M NOT TALKIN AB THE KINKY WAY THE MAIL MAN USED TO "HANDLE" NvL'S MOTHER IN FRONT OF HIM AS A CHILD...)

He decided to go the spelling route. So let's go ahead and put you on the list as the

59459086948526469th Person to try and mock me for the way I spell and write things on the internet...

???REALLY???
...And that's why I'm not impressed, because I for sure thought you could come up with something a little better than that!

But I guess I was wrong about you, just like everyone else will see that they were wrong about you, when this guy who "allegedly" sucks, and spells things with a Z, climbs in that ring and does a got damn

!!!!RiVeR DaNCE ON YOUR BITCH ASS FOREHEAD!!!!
And ShoVeZ EACH AND EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE MORONIC STATEMENTS RIGHT BACK DOWN YOUR BITCH ASS THROAT!!!

But that's ok because by the loox of ya, you look like you are used to swallowing shit anyway!

You have a rare take on the situation phuck mook, but let me break it down for you. One thing you might want to get through that thick skull of yours is that yes you competed in WAR very well, maybe even a little bit better than me, but I got a newzflash for ya ASSHAT...

!!!!WAR IS OVER WITH!!!!
THIS IS AN ENTIRLEY DIFFERENT BALL GAME!!!

So if ya wanna sit there and ask me how ridicilous I sound, why don't you take two seconds, remove your head from your anal cavity and listen to yourself MORON...Because you are basing something you haven't done yet off of something that happened yesterday while at the same time ragging on me for my use of grammar...So again I say

???ReaLLy???
I Wasn'T AWARE THAT ON TOP OF BEING A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL THAT YOU WERE ALSO AN ENGLISH TEACHER...

But wait until Slam, and I'll show you my SHoCKED face!!!

If that's all you got NvL I suggest you go back to the drawing board, because let's also bring up the fact that it was easy for you to run through half the people in the WAR match considering the other half were members of your little

!!!BOY TOUCHING CLUB!!!
I MEAN CATHOLIC CHURCH...ERRR DARK SAINTZ WHATEVER YOU BOYS ARE CALLING YOURSELVEZ THEZE DAYZ!!!

(Look Nathan I used a whole bunch of Z's that should give you all kindz of ammo for your reply...DIPSHIT)

You want the truth here it is MORON, this week at Slam you are going to find out the hard way that I am done playing second fiddle to dip shits like you who should be grading English papers instead of wasting everyone else's time cutting your weak ass promos. I am coming to Slam, to not just won the Internet Championship but prove something they and you already know. That I am, and always have been the rightful WcF

~$~ CHAMPION OF THE INTERNET ~$~
ANd I'M WILLING TO DO WHATEVER TO PROVE THAT!!!

Because if there is one thing I have done during my tenure here it's bust my phucking ass to make that title mean something, and in the hands of dirty, little boy touching, moron like you who hasn't seen a bar of soap since your mother shoved one down your throat because she couldn't afford to buy you real food, is going to go no where but down hill! I am the INTERNET TITLE DIVISION AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT!

And when I do climb in that ring and kick your got damn lip over your head I will be doing the WcF and the world a favor in the sense that we won't be reduced to having to listen to your pathetic attempts at talking shit! You are going to realize that this is MY DIVISON ASSHAT! And when I do beat you and force you to eat every single line of bullshit that falls from your cocksucker between now and thenn the most beautiful part of it all is that is going to be when the EMT's finally revive you and you hear them all discussing the best possible medical procedure to remove my boot from your ass and how amazing it is that my boot can be in there the same time as your head (but I guess we can blame ObLiViOn FOR THAT) will be the look on your face. Because it's going to be the same look on your face when Phantasm punted that rat you used to stick your baby dick into on a weekly basis! A look of sheer and utter

!!!!DISAPPOINTMENT!!!!
Because It WILL BE YOU WHO HAS TO SWALLOW DeFeaT And FaILuRe!!!

But then once again should be no problem for you considering your talent for swallowing!

So in closing I'd like to say welcome back to the WcF pussy, as you can see a lot has changed since you've been gone! So if I were you I'd keep my cocksucker closed because your friends aren't gunna be there to protect you this Sunday, and even if they do decide to come down and get involved that just proves me right in the sense that you are what I've always known you to be which is a COWARD with a whole lot of MoMmy ISSuEZ!!!...So go whatever route you choose. Keep up this shit talking fest, but in the end the result will be the same. I am coming to SLAM To take MY BELT BACK, and if that involves doing so over your dead body, then you can go ahead and call the morgue and make phucking reservationz, because at this point I'm not above that! Because the only thing that is going to get destroyed at Slam this week NvL is your reputation because once the ref slams his hand on the mat for the third and final time I will have proved everything you said to be nothing more than idiotic statements you just spouted out for your own amusement and ignorance, and it will be me, THE DON OF DISRE$PeCT who made you

!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!!
...So Yeah GAME ON MOTHER PHUCKER!!!

[FPV]

Oct 3, 2012 0:44:17 GMT -5 Johnny Stylez said:

???ReaLLy???
I Wasn'T AWARE THAT ON TOP OF BEING A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL THAT YOU WERE ALSO AN ENGLISH TEACHER...

FPV

"I lost it at that line. Holy crap."

[Kyle]

Posted on WCF.com

So this is the big, bad Johnny Stylez? Because honestly, you impressed me just as little as I impressed you. But none of that matters, Johnny; we don't go out there to impress each other. We go out and kick ass to impress our Seth Lerch and the WCF universe. This is where you screw up; you don't impress the WCF either. You collected a bounty last week, sure, but did you pin me to do it? Not at all. Did you beat me to prove to everyone that you wanted this Internet title? Not at all. You failed, and got dropped on your head. Is that impressive, Johnny?

Going the spelling route wasn't suppose to make a point, Johnny; everyone already knows you're fucking retarded. I could've stayed away from that little personality trait and mocked you for other reasons. I could've mocked you for losing all your other retarded friends. I could've mocked you for having to gang-up on Slane to finally beat them. I could've mocked you that you cannot even beat Roy Speede. But I did like everyone else has down, and baited you into making a mistake.

You started making jokes on things where proof is lacking. Everyone can read you're illeritate writing and see the ignorance flowing out; no one can see any rainbow in me. I mean, hell, you're talking about performing a river dance on me. What in the hell is a river dance? Sounds fruity to me.

But no, you considered the Church to be a group of closet homosexuals. Is that really original, Johnny, since you're looking for people to point out originality in you? Newsflash, Stylez: There is nothing original about you. You're a pot-head jobber who talks more than he acts. Honestly, is there any difference in you and Adam Young. I'm sure you'll come back and say you've done so many things better than Young, and you probably have. But there is one defining factor that negates everything you say.

You're both victims of the Straight Jacket Drop.

You've held titles, won matches, and talked shit better than others. But if you could've been better last week, none of this would be happening. But instead of being to superstar you think you are, you lost. And you lost to me. You can make all the excuses you want. This isn't War, Johnny, you're completely right. But that just makes it worse for you.

Tell me how many opponents I'm going to have in this match, Johnny. How many people will I have to watch so I don't get taken out from behind? None, Johnny, because you're not going to get behind me. This isn't War; I don't have 31 other people trying to take me out. All I have is you, Stylez, and I can more than handle it.

I have ragged on people for stupid things, Johnny, but I completely understand that they aren't going to help me. Come Sunday, I'm not entering the match trying to use better grammer than you. I'm entering the match prepared to beat you. And what are you going to do? You're going to continue with your little gay jokes until

!!! I SHOVE MY FOOT
DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!!

You see how annoying that is, Johnny. Its just annoying as listening to your gay jokes when all I can think of is. Johnny and Tommy Kain. Johnny and Hunter. Johnny and Ryan Pugh. Johnny and Kief. Johnny and Ophelia. Notice the last one, Johnny. The only girl in your little Misfit group and you had no chance with her. You have a better chance with Goat, which I'm sure you'll like it because you're a

!!!MUSLIM
LOVER!!!

All of what I just said means nothing, Johnny, and I know it. So you should know that everything you says is bullshit. You made the title mean something? Stuart Slane did everything you did with that title, stomped on it, spit all over it, and made it better. The only reason you're the Internet division is because you took out the only other person who cared about the division.

But then, you made a new person who cared when you sucked it up at War. Because now, I am a part of your division. And any chance you had at winning is gone.

You think you can do what Jonny Fly, Polar Phantasm, and our World Champ, Jeff Purse couldn't do? No one can take out NvL; I am a plague without a long-term cure. And you? You're a single drop on the head from being retarded.

Wait. . . Nevermind.

If you could see my face now, Stylez, you could see the disappointment you speak of. Disappointment that Lerch even booked this match; he should've just given me the title. Now, after Slam, Seth is going to watch another one of his champions face legal trouble cause I'm going to

!!!JOBBER MURDER
YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT RING!!!

So, try to take your title back, Johnny, because you cannot take from nothing. I am merely going to come to the ring and beat you. And then the title will be given to me. And there will be nothing idiotic about my win over you. I got all the ignorance out of my system by copying your stupid all caps yells. But, come Sunday, I won't copy you, Johnny. I won't copy you because I

!!!WANNA
WIN THIS MATCH!!!

~NvL

[Johnny Stylez]

???YoU DoNe THeRe LiTTLe MiSSy???
...Cause, if you are trying to get me and anyone else to believe that you got all the ignorancde out of your system then, well you might want to think again.

But then again on the other hand, prehaps you did get all of the ignorance out of your system and now all that remains is nothing but sheer unadulterated

!!!!F'N S.T.U.P.I.D.I.T.Y.!!!!
I Mean SeRiOuSLy...Were You Even Listening To YouRSELF???

A part of me doesn't even want to dignify all of that mindless drivel with a response, but since that's the name of the game, I guess I don't really have a say in the matter, so I guess I could spare a few moments to pick that bullcrap apart and show everyone...

!!!!ESPECIALLY YOU!!!!
WHAT A FuGGiN
!!!!M.O.R.O.N.!!!!!
YOU ACTUALLY ARE!!!

I mean really this is the point where I'd usually just sit back and laugh at you, but you're so got damn stupid it's not even funny!...Well not entirley! But none the less HeRe WE GO!!!

OK SPARKY I guess the first thing is first. First off you wanna sit there and compare me to Adam Young. OK I'll bite, I was waiting for you to make an actual comparison, but did you do that?...HoLd On let's go back and check...

!!!!NoPe!!!!
You Did HoWEVER POINT OUT THE MANY THINGS I'D PROBABLY SAY To DISPROVE THAT PITIFUL ARGUMENT!

SO thanks for saving me the trouble. But getting back to your idioicy for a moment, according to the oh so brilliant NvL, the thing that makes me most similar to Adam Young is the fact that we both fell victim to your little "Straight Jacker Drop."

...Uhh SERIOUSLY???
...That's All You GOT DOOD?

According to that theory a good chunk of everyone in WAR is just as bad as Adam Young!...I mean when you really go back and read the bullshit you wrote that part made no sense, because you sat there and pretty much explained to yourself that I'd have no problem proving that I was above Adam Young as is the rest of the world of professional wrestling, but just because I fell victim to your finisher one time that puts me in the same league as him?

???YoU'Re KiDDinG RIGHT???
...Ohh WAIT YOU'RE NOT???...WOW...JUST WOW!!!

OK and well I'm really glad you decided to step up and give me lessons on how to be original...Because you know you being Mr. Originality here in the WcF I could sure stand to learn a lot from you. OK So this is me surrendering to what you said, and once again biting on your bullshit..

SO OK, let me get this straight in order to come off as original I guess the first step would be, to go ahead and not take a shower for at least a few months, adopt some sort of dark gimmick like I was a member of the FLOCK, or Ministry of Darkness, and then join the Church of the Dark Saintz where pretty much every single one of you

!!!!IS A CARBON PHUCKING COPY OF THE OTHER!!!!
Sure You All Have Your Different Reasons For Looking Like The Poster Children for EMO CHILDREN, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY
!!!!IT's ALL THE PHUCKIN SAME DIPSHIT!!!!

You're all a bunch of idiots who latched onto to a GIMMICK...Let me say that one more time so your simple ass understands...

!!!!G.I.M.M.I.C.K.!!!!
IS ALL YOU AND THE REST OF THOSE EYE LINER WEARING PUSSIES IS!!!

And you do that because you think it intimidates people! And well you can talk to me and call me a jobber all you'd like asshat, but if you ask your fellow Altar Boyz, they will tell you that the last time they were in the ring with the DoN of Di$Re$PeCT, (which was at Shoot-2-ThRiLL) they got

!!!THEIR ASSES HANDED TO THEM!!!!
JUST LIKE YOU WILL AT SLAM BITCH!!!!

Because unlike you, ya petty simple minded dinkus, I am not basing the fact that I will achieve victory at Slam, just based off my preformance in the WAR match which you still can't seem to let go of! I base it off the fact that I now so more than ever am focused and am ready to step up and prove to the entire WcF that I belong in the same ring as any of them! I am ready to stand up and make my pressence felt, because I am sick of coming within an eye lash distance of being the superstar I was born to be. Now I'll go ahead and admit that I don't have the most impressive track record here in the WcF, but unlike you are saying the matches I have lost have been some of the closest matches this company has ever seen. Which is why seven of my last ten matches have been

!!!!MATCH OF THE WEEK!!!!
Yet You Want To INSIST THAT I AM A JOBBER???

Which is fine ya phucking asshat, go right ahead, because while you sit there and ramble on like some idiot in a psych ward who eats his own checkers, talking about how you baited me into making a mistake it will be you who ends up walking into the pit of failure like you were phucking

!!!!BLiNDFoLDeD!!!!
(NoT To be CONFUSED WITH ONE OF THE DARK CHURCH GET TOGETHERZ)

Because truth be told, go on doing what you are doing, thinking the way you are thinking, and acting the way you are acting dumbshit! Because when I do pin your shoulders to the mat it will make the victory taste just that much sweeter, because as you have blatanly proven you want to learn this lesson the hard way! Because if nothing else the one lesson you will learn this week it will be that LA Johnny Stylez is anything but a got damn jobber! And really again I feel like I'm talking to Joel Hall because I have to keep reminding you to take your head out of your ass before you speak. Because have you stopped for a moment to consider what happens if you lose?

Now I know you're gunna come out and say that you aren't gunna lose and bla bla bla...WHATEVER, but here is the facts jack, you losing is most definitley a possibility dipshit and you may not realize it until it actually slaps you upside your bitch ass forehead and walks out with the INTERNET title, but don't sit there and say I didn't try to warn you!

Because again the last time two morons decided to count me out of an Internet title match I ended up making foolz and failurez out of both of them, and that's how I won the Internet title in the phucking first place! Because really Nathan when I go up against moronz like you, it's almost too easy. Because while you think you are going to walk into the ring and just walk all over me, the look on your face when nothing you do is good enough to keep me down is worth it. Not as good as the look on your face when you come back to and you see me standing over your worthless phucking carcass with my hand raised in victory holding the one thing you swore to me and anyone else who would listen that you would leave the arena with!...So yeah like I said, keep it up jerk off and see where it getz ya!

But honestly I don't even know why I am sitting here and wasting my breathe because just like any other rational thought that comes your way it just goes in one ear and out the other, because you are too narrow minded and foolish to see the truth for what it really is. You wanna sit there and downplay what I did in WAR?..Again I have to ask...

???SeRiOuSLy???
I Mean I KNow It'z HArd To SEE WITH YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS, BUT, PULL IT OUT AND PAY ATTENTION PHUCK MOOK!!!

Because while I did not pin you to win my shot at the Internet Championship, the fact that I even won the chance to face you for this title at all shows what I am capable of. And that my friend is what makes me dangerous. Because I took a situation where Seth Lerch tried to keep me away from this title and I phucking

!!!!TOOK IT ANYWAY!!!!
Which If You Ask Me, IS MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU DID IN THAT WAR MATCH!!!

Because Seth Lerch tried to use the Internet Championship as a way to kick me further down the card and keep it out of my hands. And I do what I've always done and I phucking found a way to make it happen! I found a way to stick it to him and everyone else who said I couldn't do it. And that my friend is what you might want to consider whenever you decide to stop being a phuck mook! Because that's what I do! When there is something I want, I always find a way to get it, one way or the other.

And yes like I keep saying and like you kept repeating this isn't WAR, but the funny thing is you act like you were the only person in that match who was having to duck and dodge all the other competitorz...Again this is the part where I remind you that I participated in that match with a got damn bounty on my head and walked out with something that only three people can lay claim to and that is a title shot! So while you are sitting there stroking your own ego, because you hit your stupuid finisher on 12 people, why don't you take into account that while i did not win the match I pulled off something that people said was impossible, much like you are saying defeating you is impossible, which is something you and I both know is nothing more than a line of sheer and utter

!!!!BULLSHIT!!!!
That YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CHOKE DOWN IN FRONT OF A SOLD OUT CROWD IN SAN FRAN!!!

I mean seriously Nate, I know this is hard for you to wrap your simple mind around, but consider for a second that the worried you had in the WAR match I had ten fold, because the owner of the company didn't walk out the week before and tell everyone they had incentive to eliminate you! Now don't mistake that for me making excuses because I will give credit where credit is due, but once again if you think for two seconds that I am just going to walk into another STRAIGHT JACKET DROP as easily as I did in the WAR MATCH then you need to leave the thinking up to someone

!!!!WHO'S ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT!!!!
OR THAT DOESN'T HAVE THEIR HEAD LODGED BETWEEN THEIR ASS CHEEKS!!!

Because as you saw at Shoot-2-Thrill I am a man who learns from his mistakes, and as I proved at WAR I am a man who knows how to make the most out of a bad situation! Because again I'll give you your credit or props or whatever. You may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but inside that ring you are one hell of a competitor! But the simple fact of the matter Natalie is that you don't want this as badly as I do! As a matter of fact

!!!!IT AINT EVEN PHUCKING CLOSE!!!!
...AND YOU CAN TELL JUST BY LISTENING TO YOU SPEAK!!!

But before we go any further I gotta ask you somethin Nathan. So getting back to your silly little reply, when you said that you going the spelling route with me

"WASN'T SUPPOSED TO MAKE A POINT"
...Then Uhhh...You Mind Telling Me ANd EVERYONE ELSE WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO DO?

Because you never really cleared that up. So since you decided to just skip it, let me go ahead and say what you meant.

Now when you said...and I QuOTe...

"Going the spelling route wasn't suppose to make a point, Johnny;"

What you actually meant was...

I just said that, because well you made me look like a total lame ass for me trying to make an argument over grammar, which is as pointless as everything else I am going to say in this reply, because really I have no better come back so the best way to keep from looking even dumber than I already do is to sit back and act like I was doing something else..."

Only here'z the bad news! Since you didn't even explain what you meant by that the simple fact of the matter is you still came off looking like...YuP that's right you guessed it

!!!!A JACKASS!!!!
AND A LAME ON AT THAT!!!

I mean again, SERIOUSLY? For someone who is so full of bullshit I thought you'd at least come up with something a little better than that...IDIOT!

Ohh and since we are on the subject, I also found it funny that you ran down the list of people I have ran with in this company and then when it came to the subject of female companionship you had the audacity to sit there and act like I had no chance with Ophelia...I mean dealing with you is getting redundant because again I have to ask

???SeRiOuSLy???
This Coming From AN ASSHAT WHOSE ONLY INTERACTION WITH A FEMALE IS ONE THAT HE KIDNAPPED???

I mean you ran down the MisFiTz, and well at least there was a female who actually wanted to hang out with us. Let's turn the tables for a second and run down your little group and let's count the girls in there, since you wanna go that route...Which I'll go ahead and stop there because despite the obvious jokes I could make about sexual orientation I'll just go ahead and call this

***ReaSoN #4956986 THAT NATHON VON LIBERT IS A DUMBASS***

Cause well I just find it kinda humorous that you would take the time and rattle off my circle of people and try to insult me for only having one female in there when the only time we've seen you around a female, was really uhh

!!!!AGAINST HER WILL!!!!
...Which I'm GUNNA GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE AND SAY THAT'Z A FREQUENT OCCURENCE WITH YOU...

(HeLLo PoT My NaMe IS KETTLE)

And again just a friendly reminder setting this whole Internet Title match thing aside you might wanna try shampoo and soap, I hear it works wonders, but then again you probably don't want that because if you took a shower and wiped off all that make up you're probably afraid that people will discover that you're really

!!!!THE DRUMMER FROM HANSON!!!!
AND NOT ALEX COOPER'S FAGGOT SON!!!

...And you say I have no proof as far as my jokes about your sexuality goes, but when Phantasm punted your rat into the nosebleed section your immediate response was to kidnap the woman he sticks his dick into, because you felt that was an equal reaction, because maybe he mistreated the thing you stuck your little baby dick into...I'm just sayin, when you read between the lines shit adds up...So really MoRoN, how about you do yourself a favor and keep away from the jokes about girls, because well as I just demonstrated that's a battle you'll lose. So why don't you stick to shit you know like uhh...

!!!!TaLKiN OUT OF YOUR ASS, AND SEXUALLY MOLESTING RODENTZ!!!
Which MaKeZ SENSE FOR YOU BeCaUSE YOU HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH A PHUCKIN RAT THAN YOU WOULD ANY WOMAN!!

Because really the one and only thing I could agree with during your entire mind numblingly stupid reply is the fact that you are a

!!!!PLAGUE WITH NO CURE!!!!
Although I Think A MORE FITTING ANALOGY WOULD BE SKID MARK! BUT WHATEVER!!!

Because just like a rat, you sneak up through any crack and crevase that you can, and infect people with your bullshit, but as far as there being no cure, I wouldn't go ahead and start calling yourself cancer just yet, because even though I know you will more than likely get up after I defeat you at Slam, I can promise you people won't look at you the same after the person you swore up and down was a jobber...BEAT YOUR STUPID ASS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! So there may not be a cure, but I just might be the rat trap your dumb ass go waltzing into, and before you know it

!!!!SLAM!!!!!
THE TRAP FALLS DOWN ON YOUR HEAD AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT THERE'z BLOOD EVERYWHERE AND YOU'RE PHUCKED!!!

So you can call me a uhh...MUSLIM LOVER?...Or whatever the phuck you want, but hey at least I don't have sex with the most disgusting creatures on the face of this Earth next to a cockroach!

...I'M JUST SAYIN RATBOY!!!

Because believe me KiDDiO...You may be right, maybe I didn't have a chance with Ophelia but I promise you this, I have a better chance with any girl on this planet then you do, because well I shower on a regular basis. I don't look like I cut myself or worship the devil, I don't keep company with rats, and well also unlike you I'm not a complete DUMB SHIT! So basically what that all boils down to is you couldn't get laid if

!!!!YOUR DICK WAS MADE OUT OF HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLZ!!!
...TRUE STORY!!!

But enough of the jokes, because well I think I've made enough of a fool out of you for one day but let me just tell you I could totally keep going. Let me just make this one final point, because you can mock the Internet Title division all you want, but I have gone above and beyond to make it mean something and got damnit by the time my time in this company is done, the WcF Internet Championship will become one of the most prestegious titles in this company, because after I slap you around and take it back and put it back around my waist, I am going to use it to continue to prove what I started with you! Anyone who thinks the way you do will have a reason to come and find out that they were wrong. Because after Slam this week the BOUNTY CONTINUES!

Because just like at WAR the Internet Title will be the reason people come out of the wood work to take me out, but much like I have proven from my every failure in this company I will continue to get up and I will continue to find a way to put myself where I want to be! Because I am the fastest rising star in this company, and I will stop at nothing to once again have that INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP AROUND MY WAIST! WAR MAY BE OVER WITH NATHAN, but as it shows through this little verbal battle of ours a WAR has only just begun, because it's gunna take more than your wishful thinking to beat me at SLAM. It's gunna take more than your pussy ass STRAIGHT JACKET DROP TO,. Because I am coming to this match like my very life and career is on the line, because really it is.

If I drop this match i don't really have anything else to stand on. You might see that as a weakness as I admitted that to you, but I don't see it that way. I see it as a warning, because I am coming with everything I have, and if you walk out of Slam with my Internet Championship then you will my friend will have truly earned it because I am fighting like my very right to breathe is on the line, because that is my phucking title, and I will put my life and career on the line to prove it! So aside from making you look like a total idiot here today. Let me just tell you to spare me the threats because I am not nor have I ever been afraid of you! I actually can't wait to climb in the ring with you, because I have something to prove to you, to Seth Lerch and to the WcF Universe that I BELONG! And I am going to prove that no matter what Seth, You or anyone else tries to do..YOU CANNOT BREAK ME, YOU CANNOT BREAK THE MISFITS, and that we are the true future and CHAMPIONZ OF THIS COMPANY!'

And this is a passion and a conviction that you lack! You may reply as intense or more intensly as you did before but thats only because I made a fool out of you, but you are fighting for the wrong reasons and ultimatley I will use those against you and I may not be able to put you down permnantely but I will be able to put your bitch ass down for three seconds, and my friend that's all the time I need to make your smelly, emo kid, narrow minded, stupid ass

!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!SomE!!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
..There...CLASS DI$Mi$$ED!!!

[Kyle]

Posted on WCF.com

Are you done, Stylez? I don't ask for my sake, Johnny, but the WCF universe. They shouldn't have to listen to you; they don't pay to put up with you. You're a punishment to the eyes and ears of this company. But me? I'm used to this kind of outburst. I heard it in the institute. I fell alseep listening to the cries of the "victims" asking for a better life than what they had. But I learned early that no matter what you ask for. . .

You cannot change who you are.

So it seems you're fucked, Johnny.

You believe you can try and prove to the fans that you cannot be compared to Adam Young just because of my initial comparison. Yeah, you're both victims of my Straight Jacket Drop, and you honestly believe that is all you guys have in common. And you got me thinking something, so I'd like to apologize. . .

Not to you, Johnny, but to Adam Young, for thinking you were anywhere in his league. Because you're not, Johnny; you're below him.

I mean, other than the Internet title, what have you done in this company? Lost to Roy Speede? Injured Stuart Slane? Brought filth into this company that can never be washed away in the history books? At least Young has won a legitimate title in this company. Name three individuals who have fought for your title that have been contenders for the World Title? Just me, huh? The tag titles, on the other hand, have had two world champions hold it this year alone. So what does it say about us?

We're both fighting what appears to be a pointless battle.

Not that you care; you've been fighting pointless battles since you got here.

But I care. Like Slane before me, I'm going to win this match and make future Internet titles matches more than just pointless.

But really, was I comparing all of the War competitors to Adam Young, Johnny. Not at all, so quit trying to point out everyone else who is better than you. It makes you look worse when you bring men like Gravedigger, Skyler Striker, and Mikami in this equation.

You wanna prove you're above than Young? Beat him in the ring, not me. Because until you do, I cannot see a difference between you. Everything you says sounds like it came out of his mouth. He talks shit and you talk shit. And what do I talk? The golden truth.

But sometimes, my gold is covered by a foreign substance; a substance that can be wiped clean without difficulty. You argue originality, Johnny, and you got me thinking.

Maybe I was wrong; maybe you are a original individual.

And if you are, I feel sorry for you.

Because that is what originality is, Johnny; its what you are inside. I am what I am and you are what you are. You're a pothead, I'm a insane freak. You're a trash-talker, I'm a man of action. You're a mid-card fuckhead, I'm the man who placed third in War. You can learn a lot from me if you just pay attention, Johnny.

And I suggest you learn to win first. Win without your "Church of Dark Saints"

Wait, your friends have disappeared faster than a Jay Price title reign.

But, in all honestly, you've made a bigger mistake this time than you did with the gay jokes. I have no gimmick, Johnny. Everything you see about me is all Nathan. Everything I do is with my own ability. Ask Nightmare about fucking gimmicks, Johnny. Ask her about those weeks she was under my care, under my control. Ask her about the torment she was put through, both physical and emotional. Ask her permission to feel her ass cheek to truly understand the fucking gimmick I branded on her.

I say many thing about you, Johnny, but never once have I questioned your "gimmick." I never doubted that you were faking what you are in real life.

You cannot fake fucking stupidity.

You don't understand it, Johnny, but my intimidation factor was earned through my wrestling ability, not my "gimmick". I learned this long ago; no one is scared by your personality before they actually experience it. Just like I was that large insignificant number who has made fun of your grammer problems, you're not the first one who has questioned my personality. I don't pay too much mind, because I know after they step in the ring with me, they won't doubt my insanity. Everyone underestimates the man with a funny name and his Russian little friend. But after they faced me, they truly understand that I'm all business. To be intimdating, you need wrestling ability to back your gimmick up.

This is exactly why no one is intimidated by you, Johnny.

But really, did anyone expect you to base this week off of your War performance? Not at all; why would you believe a sub-average performance will do you any good this week? Nothing changed for you, Johnny; you made minimal noise, and then made your exit. I, on the otherhand, fought my ass off. I finished short, but I racked up enough momentum to go into this with positive outlook. And you?

You are living in a fucking dream.

You honestly believe that you deserve to be in the ring with all of the WCF locker room. And that's true for some of them; you've proven before that the mid-card is your friend. But throw you into a late card match up, and you fuck up. Roy Speede beat you, War beat you, and I'll beat you. How do you expect to get any further in the company when you cannot even outlast the unoriginal, closet homosexual, ignorant, loser known as NvL?

That's right, your worse than all of that.

You talk about "close" matches in this company, but how many of them did you win? The War match is a good example of your vague success, Johnny. The War match was a close match, but by the time the match got close, you were already smoking your third blunt. You checked out early, yet you still consider yourself a part of a great match. The cliche saying "close only counts in horse shoe and hand-grenades." But I have a better saying in mind that is more original for you, Johnny.

"You're a fucking dud, bitch."

Now that you mention Joel Hall, Johnny, I see the resemblence in you two also. You both were eliminated by the same person, by the same move, and by the next Internet Champion. But really, both of you guys do have your head stuck up your ass.

You say you have the facts, Johnny, but what exactly were they? Is it because I'm a moron? Because I doubt my opponent has any chance of beating me? Honestly, you're no different then, Johnny, and by your facts you have no chance at winning either. Those are your facts, Johnny.

Your facts prove that your a fucking idiot, but nothing else.

So please, by all means, don't waste your breath on me. Just sit back, enjoy your time in San Francisco, and lose at Slam. Opponents of mine have done it before, and they'll continue to do it. No one is actually interested in watching you this week. By all means, stay at your hotel. It isn't like I need to prove anything to these fans this week.

I've pinned you before.

So the title can be given to me regardless of you showing up, and I could care less. This match is yours to prove something. Me?

Winning is second nature to me.

But, do you think Seth failed when he "kicked you down the card." Hell, this ain't the Television or even the People's title. Johnny, you don't understand this, but Seth succeeded with his plan. You claimed a bounty, sure, but that is exactly what Seth wanted you to do. Now he doesn't have to listen to your bullshit about deserving a Hardcore championship title shot.

Because when you fail you win this title too, you have no ammo to throw at those narrow-minded, one ear out the other people.

Not that it worked before.

He's succeeded, Johnny, whether you accept it or not. You won a shot at the Internet championship, but you haven't won the title. Nor will you win it.

This ain't War, Johnny, and I completely understand it; this is easier than War. Not because of who I'm facing, but because of the design of this match. You call it ducking from competition, I call it a successful strategy. You're one of those individuals who believe to can prove your worth by strength alone. You got one elimination, Stylez. One. And if wasn't Polar who got in your way, we wouldn't even be in this position. You fought with a bounty, yes, but you weren't a target of mine; that is something I keep trying to tell you. You weren't worth my time, and if wasn't for this match, you still wouldn't be.

You brag about being one of only three walking out of this match with a title shot, but you forget that I was one of the other two. You said you achieved the impossible? Ok. I didn't say it was impossible; honestly I didn't even know you had a bounty on your head. But if I said it was impossible to defeat me, I'm apologize, because that is false.

Jonny Fly has beaten me three times.

You haven't, though, Johnny, which is more important.

But you asked my opinion about being announced as a target? If you actually needed Seth Lerch to tell you that you were a target in a War match, you're fucking retarded. Everyone is a target, Johnny. All Seth Lerch did was give you a name. Now, instead of being elimination 2, you were Johnny Stylez.

But you were still eliminated.

As you saw, Johnny, at Shoot 2 Thrill, I don't make mistakes. What did you do at GEW, Johnny? Won a clusterfuck, injured a champion, earned a bounty that you complained about? I won a title, Johnny. I went in, beat two competitors, and made a bigger statement than you could ever do. I branded Nightmare on her ass! Respect the things I've done, Johnny, because we both know you've always wanted you name on a girl's butt. Your desires, though, were of more sensual reasons. I merely wanted to make a statement to an enemy.

That is my fucking gimmick, Johnny.

You wanna make a statement, do something out of the ordinary that no one else expects? Spell correctly would be a good answer, but beat me is better. You thinking trying to trash my points are going to do anything? Whether I was mocking your spelling or not, it does not help you in the ring? This ain't a spelling bee, Johnny, this is a wrestling match. And when it comes down to that ability, I've already proven who is better.

And you wish you could kidnap a woman, Stylez. I speak from experience when I say this.

You have to be stronger and faster than the woman you're kidnapping.

So you're fucked if you try, Johnny.

I mean, take a look at the women in this company. Kari Kendall can handle her own. Nightmare won't get kidnapped twice. Hell, "Sarah Twilight" would wipe the ring with you. You're just not good enough to achieve any of the things that I've done. You haven't kidnapped a woman. You haven't won a legitimate title. You haven't become a superstar in this company.

You're listing reasons that I'm a dumbass. I could simply say you've made up another number to make your points look more legitimate, but instead I'll list my first reason you're retarded.

You actually believed I "ran down" of the Misfits?

Johnny, I said their names. Nothing more, nothing less. But, I guess in your eyes that is enough to make fun of them. And if that's the case, its your own damn fault your a Misfit. No one made you join them.

It was your own choice to fucking suck.

Just like it my own choice not to shower on a regular basis.

Because really, only your mistakes have cost wins. Smelly, or clean, I win my matches.

But, even after I told you how pointless it is to question sexuality, you continue to do so. When I kidnapped Nightmare, my mindset was "friend for friend." What Phantasm does with his friends is his business. But, to play off your genius discovery, I'll put it this way.

For Johnny's sake, Phantasm punted my dick-stick, so I stole his. And Sunday, I'm going to kidnap Stylez's dick-stick too.

No not the Internet title, but his right hand.

Yeah that's right! I'm taking his fucking right hand.

Because my gimmick obligates me to do so.

Just like Johnny's gimmick obligates him to lose again.

You admitted it yourself, Johnny. I am a plague with no cure. So how can you turn around and immediately say you're going to end me? You say you're going to change the way people look at me, which is exactly what I'm saying cannot happen. And you agreed! Jonny Fly couldn't do it, Polar Phantasm couldn't do it, and there is no way in hell that you can do it. You may have changed an analogy, but the ending is flawed.

A cure ends a plague and a rat-trap ends a rat.

You're neither of those, Johnny.

I had sex with the most disgusting creature on this earth?

When did I have sex with your mother?

...I'M JUST SAYING RETARD

But seriously, all jokes aside, were those things you said really jokes? Because as you've infered before, stupidity isn't funny, Johnny. And everything you've said up to this point was stupid. Up to this point, you've just wasted the time of the WCF universe. It took you so long to get to the golden truth.

After this match, the WCF Internet title will begin to earn prestige.

And I'm going to be the one who does it.

But after that, all I read is the same, idiotic ramble you're known to give. Do you honestly believed people watched War for the Internet title bounties? Maybe they did, Johnny; I'm sure a few people were watching to see how Phantasm did. But I promise you, people did not watch War to watch you, Johnny. A Jonny, who spells his name incorrectly. Or maybe you do; no one would doubt it if you do.

But, seriously, you were the main event at War. You were merely one of the other mid-card additions in the Main Event. I laugh at you, Johnny, whenever I read your words. Fastest Rising wrestler in the business? That was my name before you even got here. I was World Championship contender in my first two months here. And you? Some people don't even know who you are. But I do. I know who you are.

You're about the 25th person who has eaten a Straight Jacket Drop.

And I know that eats you up, Johnny. You have an exterior belief that you're unstoppable, but inside, whenever you enter the realm of Cloud Nine, you see yourself freefalling. Freefalling back to the mat. The mat where you impacted at, and later laid on as I pinned you.

But my Straight Jacket Drop is a pussy, Johnny?

Then, really, you're saying a pussy took you out.

Congrats, Johnny, for getting your first taste of pussy.

I take your weakness, or warning, in stride, Johnny. I have no doubt that you're come into this match guns blazing. This Internet title is the only thing that has made you important in the WCF. Without it and you're just another mid-carder. But I have proven before that even when people are fighting me a hundred and ten percent, I still win. I win whether my opponents are afraid of me or not. So step into the ring with me, Johnny, and I'll let you prove to the WCF universe that you belong.

I'll let you prove that you belong in the mid-card where Seth is trying to keep you. Not because he hates you, but because he's looking out for your safety.

I cannot break the Misfits, Johnny, because they have broken themselves. But I can break you and won't bat an eye when I do. You say I fight for the wrong reasons, but really, which of your reasons make mine worthless? In case you haven't noticed, Johnny, but you're fighting to stay relevant in this company. You lose this week, and you fade away like the rest of your friends.

But in all honestly, I doubt you will. You'll come to Slam, give me a hard match, and lose in Style. But you'll be back next week.

Because if a single loss would've caused you to fade away, you wouldn't even be in this position.

By now, you're used to losing.

Class dismissed, bitch.

~NvL

[Seth]

@sethhatestwitter

...holy shit

[Speede]

Oct 6, 2012 20:35:35 GMT -5 Seth said:

@sethhatestwitter

...holy shit

@royspeede

@sethhatestwitter just came up with my new nickname for @steeltoejoe 's wrestling ability!

[Johnny Stylez]

Throughout my entire wrestling career I have seen more than my fair share of

!!!!F'N I.D.I.O.T.Z.!!!!
BuT As OF THIS VeRy MoMeNT I HAVE YET TO SEE ONE LIKE
~$~NvL ~$~
(NaSTy VaGiNaL LeCKAGE...AkA NATHAN VoN LiBeRT)
(SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)

Because you see during my travels throughout the wrestling community I have learned that much like there are various types of people, there are also various types of

!!!!STooPiD PeePuL!!!!
...And TODAY THE AWARD FoR MOST OUTSTANDING MoRoN GOES TO NATHAN VON LIBERT!!!

But what makes him the winner of this most distinctive award? Well it's simple and I'll lay it out like this, you see of all the various types of morons running around this business the worst kind of moron, one may ever possibly come into contact with is the type of MORON, who doesn't think

!!!!He'Z A MoRoN...Yet ALWAYS INSITS OTHERWISE!!!!
BUT FOR ANY OF YOU WHO READ NvL's REPLY KNOWS PRECISLEY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!

Because while half of it didn't make any sense, the other half did nothing but show how out of touch with reality Nathan Von Libert actually is. His common knowledge about a little thing I and the rest of the WcF Universe like to call reality is somewhat skewed and well that's putting it lightly. I'm afraid for those of you keeping score at home you might want to take this opportunity to strap yourselves in because sifting through this bullshit might take a moment...But none the less it is doing this that has made me the PINNACLE of the INTERNET DiViSiOn in the first place, so for me it's

!!!!ALL In A DaYz WoRK ANYWAY!!!!
So Let The WAR OF THE WORDZ CONTINUE!!!

...And Brace Yourself KiDDiEZ BeCaUse JUST LiKe Anything Mr. Vaginal Leckage has ever brought into his bed, or heap of rolled up newspapers, this shit is

!!!!ABoUT To GeT U.G.L.Y.!!!!!
...But At Least We ARE ALL HAVING FUN RIGHT???

OK Nathan, I guess I'll go ahead and agree with you. If the one thing you were trying to accomplish with your latest reply was to convince me and others that you were a few french fries short of the proverbail happy meal, then I suppose you

!!!!SuCCeDeD!!!!
ReMind ME To GiVe YOU A CooKiE LATER!!!

Because while you spent half the time contradicting yourself or trying to cover up your own stupidity, and the other half trying to insult me it became painfully obvious that you have no phucking clue what you are up against or what this match is even about, not to mention clearly you have no got damn idea what the hell you are talking about . Because the one thing you fail to grasp time and time again is the one thing that makes you this super spectacular phucking moron. ANd that my friend is the one thing that is going to cost you this match. Because the the thing I am trying to get you and everyone else to realize is that being an idiot to the degree that you are is going to end up costing you in the long run just as it has several times in your career. Because the main reason you are going to fail to defeat me at Slam and capture the WcF Internet Championship is because the one thing that makes you THE CHAMPION OF ALL IDIOTZ HERE IN THE WCF is the fact that you are a

!!!!F'N FOOL!!!!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT FOOLZ AND GOLD DON'T YA???

Because here's the thing Nate, if you spent half as much time just running your cocksucker for the sake of running it, and actually said shit that makes sense maybe you wouldn't come off looking like such a dumb shit. Because if you wanna sit there and talk about who compares to Adam Young, well I'm afraid in the shit talk department you and he might as well be twinz, because at least when I talk shit it kinda makes sense and I don't use insults reworded insults that my opponents already threw at me...I'm just sayin...

I mean you really expect me and anyone else with a lick of sense that you speak a "golden truth" just because

???YOU SAY SO???
BITCH WHO THE PHUCK ARE YOU KIDDIN???

And hold on time out, but while we are on the subject of shit that doesn't make sense, uhh...I'm almost afraid to ask, but the truth that comes out of your mouth is sometimes covered with what?

I mean I read that line over and over again, and well I just don't know what the phuck you are talking about?...Your golden truth is covered with a what kind of substance?...Well Nate look here homie, if you are trying to tell us that your GOLDEN TRUTH is sometimes covered in

!!!!RAT JIZZ!!!!!
THAT'S REALLY INFO YOU COULD HAVE KEPT TO YOURSELF DAWG!!!

(AnD IS PROBABLY HOW YOU GOT THAT DISEASE THAT YOU CAN'T CURE OR WHATEVER)

Because seriously that's just grose and much like everything else you went on and on about is for the most part

!!!IRReLeVANT!!!
Because Really At the End OF THE DAY THAT GOLDEN TRUTH OF YOURZ IS ACTUALLY
!!!!BROWN BULLSHIT!!!!
Because Everything That Came Out Of Your Mouth Was A Fabrication, Contradiction, or JUST PLAIN OLE PHUCKIN STUPID!!!

I mean seriously dipshit, you said some pretty phuckin dumb shit this last go round, like when you said that you learned early that no matter what one asks for we cannot change who we are...Uhh

!!!!!WRONG-O!!!!!
AND THAT MY FRIEND IS A LESSON YOU ARE GOING TO LEARN THE HARD WAY!!!

Because once again I urge you to enter the realm of posibility of what happens when I defeat you! Because in a matter of three seconds...count em out 1....2....3 that's all it'll take and then everything changes. Because let's just for fun say I do defeat you. Then the hours you spent calling me a mid carder and a jobber will be all for nothing as I will have not only made a

!!!!F.A.I.L.U.R.E.!!!!
OUT OF YOU BUT A GOT DAMN
!!!!L.I.A.R.!!!!
AS WELL!!!

And then you for one will be able to tell all of us first hand that your golden truth tastes an awful lot like shit when you are forced to choke back down each and every last one of your moronic statements! Because if I do defeat you Nathan than my status will most definitley change! You will be forced to see me in a light that you refuse to now, and it's your refusal to acknowledge that is what makes you the fool that you are.

And then you wanna sit there and tell me that I should respect and try to learn from you, and well I'll be honest with ya Natalie, once upon a time I would have jumped at the chance to maybe learn a thing or two from you, or I could have maybe brought myself to try and respect you, but that was before I got to know you and so how big of a phuckin

!!!!TooL BOX!!!!
YOU ARE!!!

Because again you have the audacity to sit here and talk to me about originality like you are some kinda shining example of it. You speak of insanity when I am willing to bet you ever got damn dollar I have ever or will ever make that if you ask any, and I do mean any of the other altar boys in your MiNiSTRY FLOCK OF DARK SAINTZ that they will give an eeriely similar explination of themselves like the one you gave...

So is that why you feel sorry for me for being original?...Because again that was another thing you said that just didn't really make a whole lot of sense, but then again when people talk out of their assholes that's what tendz to happen from time to time.

But you said being original is who and what we are inside...And then you go onto brag and tell me to ask Nightmare about you and your gimmick, so if you would just hold up right there let's take a look at that particular situation for what it really is, instead of for this dellusional sense of pride that you made it out to be.

Because let's keep in mind phuckstick that the person we are talking about is a defenseless woman that you tortured, and you are proud about that? What like that makes you some kind of a man? I mean I know I'm not cool like you and am not down with how you boyz operate in the CHURCH OF THE DARK DIPSHITZ, but uhh your proud of opposing your will on someone who is blatanly weaker than you? I mean you bullying some girl is supposed to impress someone? The most pathetic and ridicilious part of it all was when later in your epic tale describing your stupidity was when you tried to tell me how I haven't accomplished anything because I hadn't kidnapped a woman...And I really hate to revert back to old shit but

???YOU'RE JOKIN RIGHT???
THE ONLY THING I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED BY NOT KIDNAPPING A GIRL IS NOT COMING OFF LIKE A PHUCK MOOK LIKE YOU!!!

And also while we are on the subject...I also don't wish I could kidnap a girl. because again I feel the need to point out that unlike you I dont have to kidnap females to get them to want to hang out with me, but yeah you're over there listing that kidnapping like it was one of your title victories or something. When really back in reality that made you look like a bitch, because while it was a move to get at Phantasm, the fact still remains that you are trying to convince me and others that you are some bad ass because you kidnapped some girl and tortured her in some basement for a week, and well I'm sorry to tell ya lame ass that doesn't exactly make you

!!!!BiLLY BAD ASS!!!!
IT JUST MAKES YOU NATAHN VON LAME ASS!!!!

SO no I don't have to ask Nightmare to feel her ass cheek to know that you're pathetic, because really what did you kidnapping her really accomplish, did you defeat Phantasm? Did you end his career?...Nope, all it did was prove you could kidnap and torture someone who is blatanly weaker than you...So well

!!!CONGRATS FAGGOT!!!
I GuESS I OWE YOU TWO COOKIEZ NOW!!!

I think it's just sad, and by sad I mean pathetic that of all the things you accomplished in this company you chose to bring that one up. Because I find it awfully funny that you sit there and act like my attack on Sturt Slane was so cowardly yet you are the one who kidnapped a woman. At least I had the balls to take my problem straight to the person I had a problem with instead of going after his husband or his boy scout troop...And also in taking out Stuart Slane I accomplished something where as you doing what you did to Nightmare ended up accomplishing nothing, because unlike you my attack on Stuart Slane resulted in a great deal of things.

For instance do you hear Stuart Slane claiming to have killed the MisFiTZ any longer...Or on that note, do you even hear STUART SLANE

?AT ALL?
...NOW WHOSE THE MAN OF ACTION???
???AND WHO IS JUST TALKIN SHIT???
(I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT...It's THE PERSON IN THE INTERNET TITLE MATCH THAT ISN'T ME)

But you didn't realize that because you are the one who is actually living in some dellusional fantasy world! Because not only that but I managed to kill two birds with one stone, because even though it wasn't my intention to put Slane on the shelf that is where he ended up and out of that came another CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY TO GET MY TITLE BACK!

And that's really just one of the many things your distorted and ridicilious point of view keeps you from seeing. Which is why I am not really insulted at anything you say, because you haven't the slightest idea what you are talking about. You can call me a mid carder and a jobber all you'd like and you can run down the INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP like it's not a legit title, but the fact is tomorrow night you are going to discover in the most painful of ways just how

!!!!F'N WRONG YOU ARE!!!!
...AND THAT AINT JUST A PROMISE BITCH It'S ALSO
!!!!A THREAT!!!!

So instead of jumping into another epic diatribe describing how big of a fool you made out of yourself simply by opening your cocksucker, let me just explain a few brief things to you and then I'll be done with the matter and we will settle this shit in the ring.

One of your biggest mistakes is fooling yourself into believing that the Internet Championship needs you for prestiege, because that much like everything else you foolishly claimed couldn't be any further

!!!FROM THE TRUTH!!!!
Thats ProBaBLy BeCaUse IT PROBABLY HAD SOME OF YOUR FOREIGN SUBSTANCE ON IT OR WHATEVER?

Because whether you want to admit it or not over the past few months the Internet Title has grown my leaps and bounds in terms of prestige, and that is because what makes a Championship are the battles that are fought over it. And one of my greatest accomplishments here in the WcF was the night Stuart Slane and I went out there and took match of the night on the same night Jonny Fly faced Oblivion for the WcF World Heavyweight Championship, among a great deal of other great matches we went out there and stole the show, and I'll tell you why. The reason that match was as big of a deal as it was because no one could get under the skin of Stuart Slane the way I did, much like I have done to you!

The reason this match will be just as if not bigger than that one is because I have a talent for bringing that out in people. We will go to war over this title, and in the end it will be the CHAMPION and the CHAMPIONSHIP that come out the winner...So while you sit there contradicting yourself one minute you are sitting there claiming the Internet Title doesn't mean anything the next minute you are talking about giving it meaning...The thing you don't realize is you phucking self righteous dip shit is that it

!!!!ALREADY HAS MEANING!!!!
A MEANING YOU WILL FULLY UNDERSTAND ONCE THE EMT'S ReViVe YOU AND FIND A SAFE MEDICAL PROCEDURE TO REMOVE MY BOOT FROM YOUR ASS!!!

Because you sit there and think you are going to be given the title just for showing up, but I promise you it's going to take more than that! Because your last promo told me everything I need to know. And that is that just like Stuart Slane I have achieved the success of getting inside that narrow mind of yours. Look how flustered my words have made you! I mean I've got you rambling on end not even making sense. I've got you telling me to try winning without MY CHURCH OF THE DARK SAINTZ...Now Uhh, I'm not an expert or anything, but the last time I checked I wasn't a member of your little boy touching club, so how would I try and win without them?...WHY DON'T YOU TRY WINNING WITHOUT THEM MORON?...or better yet why don't you try not to look like such a butt chump when you run your mouth!

Because as much as I'd love to sit here and keep pointing out the ways you made yourself look like a fool really it only boils down to this one very simple fact. And that is that you can think of me as a MIDCARDEr, you can call me a jobber all you'd like. And ya know maybe at this current point and time you just might be right. Prehaps now in the eyes of the WcF that is all I am, but by the time this match is said and done with and the smoke is cleared all it is going to take is one victory over you and I'll change all that!

Because what are you going to have to say for yourself when this JOBBER or MIDCARD whatever lame shit you called me makes a

1. FOOL
2. FAILURE
3. LIAR
4. STEPPING STONE

Out of your unconcious carcass live on national television? What excuses are you going to make then? Are you guna come out and tell us all one more time how well you've done in the WAR MATCH? Because really Nathan you should have saved your breathe because all of that talking will be for nothing and that's a whole lot of bullshit for you just to have to choke back down later!

Because did you really say Seth Lerch intended for me to collect this bounty? I mean I know you are desperate for things to say given that I've made an ASS out of you all week, but then again I can't take all the credit becaue I really couldn't have done it without you! But seriously think about what you are saying before you say it! If Seth Lerch wanted me to collect the bounty then why not just put me in the match to face you? Why go through the trouble of telling everyone they got a title shot for eliminating me? I'm sure you'll come out with some weak ass excuse as to why you said that but really Nate save your breathe because the point is you are just talking to talk. You are just coming out here trying to save face because I have made a fool out of you once and I am going to do it again in the ring at Slam!

Because everything you have said from then until now I am going to use against you! I am going to capitolize on the mistake you have made by underestimating me and overestimating yourself. Because it's like I've been trying to say this entire time. My legacy has to begin somewhere. Even you didn't get to where you are now without defeating someone big in a match and a moment just like this. The fact is everything I have done in this company has lead me back to this, because that INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP IS MINE!

Because at the very least the CHAMPION needds to at least be somewhat good at talking shit, while you are just making desperate attempt after pathetic attempt to keep up, but you my friend are drowning in the shallow end.

But really nice try at a Mother Joke, but really making mother jokes to an orphan again like your promo is kind of uhh

!!!!POINTLESS!!!!
Because Well Even If You Did Have Sex With Her IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME ONE BIT!!!

As a matter of fact as far as that is concerned that's probably how you got that disease you can't cure PHUCK MOOK!

I'll give credit where credit is due jackass. You are one of the top competitors in this company, but this is not your night this will not be your moment and you will not win the INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP! Because on this day you don't want it nearly as bad as I do. You only want it to keep from looking like a bigger foolthan you already are, because if you don't deliever on the easy victory you promised then you my friend have already failed!

One minute you are telling us you are not and don't have a gimmick and then three minutes later you are telling us what your gimmick obligates you to do! Which truth me told I'm a little on the confused side, because you need to pick a point and stick to it. And that my friend is why you will fail!

Yo aren't going to fail because you're stupid you are going to fail because you are a got damn fool! You don't stand for shit, you just think you are going to destory me because you are on a higer position on the card then me. But that my friend is your biggest mistake because as Ive already told you all it takes is three seconds to change every bit of that! Because you were once hungry like I am. You once knew the passion I have inside of me, ready to dethrone some dipshit who thinks that just because they are at the top that they are entitled to something. Well the only thing you are entitled to jackass is an

!!!!ASSBEATING/WaKe UP CALL!!!!
Because You MY FRIEND ARE IN FOR A RUDE ONE!!!

Because if you took the time to notice the one thing I have proven to be extraordinary at is jumping through hoops and over coming obstacles Seth Lerch has put in my way, and that is all you are. Because this is a new beginning for me, The MISFITS and the WcF Internet Championship...And tonight we are going to see how badly you want it,l because Ima tell ya right now phuck mook to me this is a life and death matter. Becazuse you are right I NEED THIS...I need this to remain relevant, and you haver been in enough fights at this point to know by now that its usally the person with the most to fight for is the one who walks out the victor, because you should know there isn;'t anything I;m not willing to do to put you down and put you down so hard that your body refuses to continuye the fight!

Because I have a point to prove and I have a divsion to reutrn back to prominence. Because twice now the WcF Internet Championship has been made a huge deal in a match that will steal the show and the constant variable in that equation obviously

!!!!IS ME!!!!
BECAUSE IT IS I WHO KNOWS HOW TO TURN IT UP AND MAKE THIS WORTH WATCHIN

Because it is me who got under your skin, and it is me who forced you to ramble on end about nothing! Because now you just aren't fighting for the Internet title, you are fighting to prove that you are everything you claimed to be, because once the ref slams his hands down on the mat, once, twice, and then for the third and final time, the truth will be out and you will have fallen to a jobber, mid carder, to someone who proved that you were nothing more than a GIMMICK wanna be psycho whose only real talent is picking on defensless women and telling stories about the past! And in the end you will have fallen to a MID CARD POT HEAD who went abover and beyond to make a fool out of you and made you

!!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!
Because I REFUSE TO DIE HERE! I refuse to be held down any longer! My rise begins tonight, and I am going to use your worthless carcass as a stepping stone. So you may have placed third in WAR, but you will see finally that hoiw you did in WAR has absolutley nothing to do with anything, because how you did in WAR isn't going to save you tonight and it isn't going to lead you to victory! Beause just like I did in WAR you failed. So you made it a little longer than I did...

!!!!NoBoDy (CEPT YOU) GIVEZ A SHIT!!!
ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS VICTORY AND CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!

And what are you gunna say when Slam ends tomorrow night and you have neither!

...THINK ABOUT THAT!!!

Ohh and by the way at the end of your second to last promo you said you weren't going to copy me anymore...Yet you ended your last promo the same way I did...Very original of you...So again thanks for all the tips on how to be original, and thanks for all your help proving you're a lame ass, because UI really couldn't have done it without you! And thank you the most for underestimating me because without that I won't be able to pull off what will be the greatest moment in my WcF Career when I take back my INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP, and take the great Natahn Von Libert and make him

!!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!

So MaKe SURE SOMEONE CALLZ THE FAT LADY AND TELLZ THAT BITCH SHE'S ON IN 5!

See ya in the ring PHUCK MOOK!