Post by chris on Sept 29, 2012 21:37:44 GMT -5
*Chris is walking on the street. The sun is shining bright on Chris and he is walking around like it is a spotlight that is just for him. He is acting like everybody is in his spotlight and someone bumps into him.*
Chris:Hey there, watch where you are walking by me? Are you trying to steal my spotlight? Are you trying to show me up? You think you're on the same level as me?
street guy: umm. dude it’s the middle of the day and where outside the sun is shining and it’s bright there is no spotlight and um sorry for bumping into you.
Chris:I don’t care how sunny it is, that is my spot light. The sun is my spotlight, the moon is my spotlight.
*As Chris says all that the guy that bumped into him walks away and Chris doesn't realize it.
Chris:I am Chris Guy the best looking man in this town, in the this state, in the U.S.A, hell I am the best looking star in the world and WCF shit I know I am the best looking. WCF is like an ugly contest. Is that how they win matches by turning on the lights and sacre the opponents to a pin or submission. Well i am use to seeing ugly people I mean I am always and I mean ALWAYS around ugly people. But Sunday is WAR and that is fitting for the type of match I am in. It’s going to be a bar fight. Everybody is going to do what they can to win the match, and I will be too. See I am not just the best looking star in WCF, but also the best pure talent in WCF. See the fans are bored with seeing stars like Cash, Fly, Odin, Oblivion, Polar, FPV, STJ all they are boring, Plain and simple. When I get in the WCF ring the fans will see something they have yet to see and that is excitement. I will show that when you are as good looking as me you can have talent inside the ring and outside the ring. Yes ladies I can make sure you feel just as good as I do all the time and you ladies will feel lucky to be with me for the time I give you and giving you what your man or for some of you, your ladies can’t make and that is make you feel like a new women. Just like I will make women feel like a new women WCF will feel and be different when I win WAR and go on to win the World Title.
*Chris starts to walk the street again and once again is acting like the sun light is his own personal spotlight.*
Chris:Hey there, watch where you are walking by me? Are you trying to steal my spotlight? Are you trying to show me up? You think you're on the same level as me?
street guy: umm. dude it’s the middle of the day and where outside the sun is shining and it’s bright there is no spotlight and um sorry for bumping into you.
Chris:I don’t care how sunny it is, that is my spot light. The sun is my spotlight, the moon is my spotlight.
*As Chris says all that the guy that bumped into him walks away and Chris doesn't realize it.
Chris:I am Chris Guy the best looking man in this town, in the this state, in the U.S.A, hell I am the best looking star in the world and WCF shit I know I am the best looking. WCF is like an ugly contest. Is that how they win matches by turning on the lights and sacre the opponents to a pin or submission. Well i am use to seeing ugly people I mean I am always and I mean ALWAYS around ugly people. But Sunday is WAR and that is fitting for the type of match I am in. It’s going to be a bar fight. Everybody is going to do what they can to win the match, and I will be too. See I am not just the best looking star in WCF, but also the best pure talent in WCF. See the fans are bored with seeing stars like Cash, Fly, Odin, Oblivion, Polar, FPV, STJ all they are boring, Plain and simple. When I get in the WCF ring the fans will see something they have yet to see and that is excitement. I will show that when you are as good looking as me you can have talent inside the ring and outside the ring. Yes ladies I can make sure you feel just as good as I do all the time and you ladies will feel lucky to be with me for the time I give you and giving you what your man or for some of you, your ladies can’t make and that is make you feel like a new women. Just like I will make women feel like a new women WCF will feel and be different when I win WAR and go on to win the World Title.
*Chris starts to walk the street again and once again is acting like the sun light is his own personal spotlight.*