Post by chris on Sept 28, 2012 4:47:16 GMT -5
*There are two chairs set up in a studio on the back of the chairs there are letters that say WCF. A women starts to walk on to set as she sits down the women is shown as to be Shannan Lerch. She is going through her notes as she gets ready for her interview. She looks at her watch and as every minute the guy she is interviewing is not there she is just wasting. Then a door opens open and Chris Guy shows up and he is wearing his sunglasses and is wearing a expensive suit and his blonde hair is combed back. Shannan looks at Chris and is rolling her eyes at him as he feels everybody is looking right at him. Chris finally sits down in the chair.*
Shannan: Well you are only a hour late Chris. Where were you?
Chris: Girl, why are you so mad? Don’t you know you are with the best looking thing in this room. We have all the time when you are with me in fact I wasn’t an hour late you were an hour early for me and I accept your early timing.
Shannan:Yeah I wasn’t early you were late, but we will forget it and get on to this interview so you ready to start?
Chris: Yeah, lets start but real quick make sure you get my good side.
Shannan: Well with that said my first question is, last week you were suppose to be in a match, but you and the others in that match didn’t show up. Why did you skip your debut match?
Chris: I didn’t skip it see I was on my way to the arena and I saw this fine ass girl look at me from the street. I had my driver stop and tell her to come to my window and I started talking to her and she needed a ride home so I was trying to do the right thing by giving her a ride home, so she got in and while I was taking her home she couldn’t get those eyes of yours.. I mean hers off this guy so we decided to have a match in the back seat and needless to say I covered her all over.
Shannan: okay that is truly too much information ewww. Well theres no way you can run or skip this match at the pay per view. What do you think of your odds of winning this match?
Chris:My odds? Hahaha please that is a stupid question. Let me ask you a question what are the odds of you getting nailed by me tonight? I will say those odds are really good. My odds of me winning WAR? I think my odds are good.I am going to win this match and show why I am the reason why WCF will be on the top of charts in sexyness and talent.
Shannan: I mean if you win it would be a big push for your career, but you have to go through 32 stars and three of them are unknown at this point.
Chris:You say that like it matters? When you say that there are three unknown all that tells me there are three stars that are only here to get on tv because they don’t want to give up the star light.Well that is fine, but when I am done I will force the light off them and make my light brighter.I don’t care who I offended with this interview.I want people to look at me.
Shannan:I see that. Well alot of eyes will be on you in this match. You have stars like FPV, Odin, Oblivion, Cash, Sarah Twilight, STJ, Eric Price, Jay Price, Tek, Waylon Cash. Those are just some of the names what do think about them.
Chris: Stars? Please, they are not stars, they are more like upcommers and has beens. I mean FPV,Cash, Odin, they are former champions. They can’t win the belt in fact there like Oblivion when it comes to the big one they all just choke.
Shannan: Big words from a rookie.
Chris: The words aren’t the only big thing I got if you know what I mean. Now back to the topic in hand.You Sarah Twilight who I wouldn’t touch or pimp with a ten foot pole or any other guys dick. Jay Price he is like one of those unknown someone who doesn’t want to give up the spotlight. Then you have STJ, Eric Price, and Tek. They are three guys or bitches that are up and coming, but at the end of this match all they are going to be is stepping stones for me to get to the main event the biggest Pay Per View, when the spotlight shine brights outside of me. I am the best talent, the best looking and the only talent that is worth seeing. Shannan at WAR everybody will be jealous of me even more when I win War and show why the light shines bright on me.
Shannan:Well Chris, you seem pretty cocky.
Chris: That is right I am cocky my music says it, it’s not cocky if you can back it up and I can back it up. Like Shannan you can back that up on me when this is over.
*Shannan gets up and leaves the studio as she is weirded out. Chris sees her leave and is yelling at her to call him, but just as he is about to give the number out he sees another girl and gets out of the chair and chases her.*
Shannan: Well you are only a hour late Chris. Where were you?
Chris: Girl, why are you so mad? Don’t you know you are with the best looking thing in this room. We have all the time when you are with me in fact I wasn’t an hour late you were an hour early for me and I accept your early timing.
Shannan:Yeah I wasn’t early you were late, but we will forget it and get on to this interview so you ready to start?
Chris: Yeah, lets start but real quick make sure you get my good side.
Shannan: Well with that said my first question is, last week you were suppose to be in a match, but you and the others in that match didn’t show up. Why did you skip your debut match?
Chris: I didn’t skip it see I was on my way to the arena and I saw this fine ass girl look at me from the street. I had my driver stop and tell her to come to my window and I started talking to her and she needed a ride home so I was trying to do the right thing by giving her a ride home, so she got in and while I was taking her home she couldn’t get those eyes of yours.. I mean hers off this guy so we decided to have a match in the back seat and needless to say I covered her all over.
Shannan: okay that is truly too much information ewww. Well theres no way you can run or skip this match at the pay per view. What do you think of your odds of winning this match?
Chris:My odds? Hahaha please that is a stupid question. Let me ask you a question what are the odds of you getting nailed by me tonight? I will say those odds are really good. My odds of me winning WAR? I think my odds are good.I am going to win this match and show why I am the reason why WCF will be on the top of charts in sexyness and talent.
Shannan: I mean if you win it would be a big push for your career, but you have to go through 32 stars and three of them are unknown at this point.
Chris:You say that like it matters? When you say that there are three unknown all that tells me there are three stars that are only here to get on tv because they don’t want to give up the star light.Well that is fine, but when I am done I will force the light off them and make my light brighter.I don’t care who I offended with this interview.I want people to look at me.
Shannan:I see that. Well alot of eyes will be on you in this match. You have stars like FPV, Odin, Oblivion, Cash, Sarah Twilight, STJ, Eric Price, Jay Price, Tek, Waylon Cash. Those are just some of the names what do think about them.
Chris: Stars? Please, they are not stars, they are more like upcommers and has beens. I mean FPV,Cash, Odin, they are former champions. They can’t win the belt in fact there like Oblivion when it comes to the big one they all just choke.
Shannan: Big words from a rookie.
Chris: The words aren’t the only big thing I got if you know what I mean. Now back to the topic in hand.You Sarah Twilight who I wouldn’t touch or pimp with a ten foot pole or any other guys dick. Jay Price he is like one of those unknown someone who doesn’t want to give up the spotlight. Then you have STJ, Eric Price, and Tek. They are three guys or bitches that are up and coming, but at the end of this match all they are going to be is stepping stones for me to get to the main event the biggest Pay Per View, when the spotlight shine brights outside of me. I am the best talent, the best looking and the only talent that is worth seeing. Shannan at WAR everybody will be jealous of me even more when I win War and show why the light shines bright on me.
Shannan:Well Chris, you seem pretty cocky.
Chris: That is right I am cocky my music says it, it’s not cocky if you can back it up and I can back it up. Like Shannan you can back that up on me when this is over.
*Shannan gets up and leaves the studio as she is weirded out. Chris sees her leave and is yelling at her to call him, but just as he is about to give the number out he sees another girl and gets out of the chair and chases her.*
