Post by Steve Catt on Jul 7, 2007 18:09:24 GMT -5
:::Steve Carr is walking backstage at some arena in a casual manner. So casually that one could imagine him going around humming doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, and twiddling his thumbs, except that it's kind of hard to twiddle your thumbs and walk at the same time. Go on, try it. O.K., fine, it's not that hard. Anyway, Hank Brown walks up to him with a microphone.:::
Hank Brown: STEVE CARR
STEVE CARR: Gah! You startled me.
Hank: Sorry. I just wanted to get your response to the Dreadnoks.
Steve: Why, what did they say?
Hank: Well, that you're a loser; they're going to kill you; and they're going to rip into you, and show you they mean business.
:::Long pause.:::
Steve: And?
Hank: That was it.
Steve: That's it?
Hank: That's it.
Steve: That's it?!
Hank: THAT'S IT
Steve: O.K., geez, you don't need to yell.
Hank: So, what do you have to say to them?
Steve: Well, I think it would be best if I dissected their very long and involved speech, and responded to it point by point. First, they said I was a loser. My response: No, I'm not. Second point: They're going to kill me and my tag partners. Response: No, they're not. Thirdly: They are going to rip into us and show us they mean business. Response: What the hell does that even mean? Seriously, why are you even here? What possible insight did you think you would get out of me?
Hank: My job is to get responses from people. I do what I'm told.
Steve: Well...sorry, then. Your job sucks.
Hank: Sometimes, yes.
Steve: See you later!
:::Steve walks away cheerful as before. Hank stands and stares at his microphone. Fade out.:::
Hank Brown: STEVE CARR
STEVE CARR: Gah! You startled me.
Hank: Sorry. I just wanted to get your response to the Dreadnoks.
Steve: Why, what did they say?
Hank: Well, that you're a loser; they're going to kill you; and they're going to rip into you, and show you they mean business.
:::Long pause.:::
Steve: And?
Hank: That was it.
Steve: That's it?
Hank: That's it.
Steve: That's it?!
Hank: THAT'S IT
Steve: O.K., geez, you don't need to yell.
Hank: So, what do you have to say to them?
Steve: Well, I think it would be best if I dissected their very long and involved speech, and responded to it point by point. First, they said I was a loser. My response: No, I'm not. Second point: They're going to kill me and my tag partners. Response: No, they're not. Thirdly: They are going to rip into us and show us they mean business. Response: What the hell does that even mean? Seriously, why are you even here? What possible insight did you think you would get out of me?
Hank: My job is to get responses from people. I do what I'm told.
Steve: Well...sorry, then. Your job sucks.
Hank: Sometimes, yes.
Steve: See you later!
:::Steve walks away cheerful as before. Hank stands and stares at his microphone. Fade out.:::
