Post by kief on Sept 15, 2012 12:33:15 GMT -5
At the hall of Misfits....
L.A. Kief sat down at the table for breakfast, he has a hankering for Crunch Berries. Sadly for Kief some inconsiderate person didn’t throw any the empty Milk carton, they just replace it back in the frig. Bastards! We know it was you Johnny!
So Kief was without Milk for his cereal. Sadness for Kief. But have no worries, Kief is a genius!
First he went to Ophelia to ask if he could milk her lovely breast for their mother juice. Of course with much arguing and pleading and Tommy holding back Ophelia. Kief left empty. More sadness.
But wait! Kief arch nemesis of here. GOAT!! And what do Goat produce? MILK!!!! Now GOAT and Kief don’t get along. Kief want to eat GOAT, GOAT would preferred that not to happen.
Kief begins to sneak all quiet like to GOAT abode. Kief peers in....PERFECT!!! GOAT is asleep, all he has to do is go in and milk GOAT udders. Great plan!
Kief goes in and....NO KIEF!!! No knife and forks!!! BAD KIEF!!! BAD!!! Do not bite GOAT’s leg! Ahh...Kief you poor fool.
Kief couldn’t help himself, the poor bastard. He bite GOAT’s leg. Of course GOAT woke up kicking, baaing and charging. It was a nice fight. Kief put up a good battle. Yet in the end Kief was no match for GOAT.
Ambulance was called in to take Kief to the hospital. He was kicked and butted in the head a lot. Hooves marks all of his body, bite mark as well. So this is where our story really begins.
Doctor Davis telephone, Doctor Davis telephone
The words were meaningless to him as he opens his eyes to this new world. Finally he was out. Finally he is in charge. He smiles to himself, as he thinks of what it took to free him from his prison a beating from GOAT. He grins, he has buy that goat a crate of oats or whatever those foul creatures eat.
He looks around at his setting, he sees the woman know as Ophelia Pain, he was disgusted by her at once. Obviously she used her womanly wilds to get this far in this man’s sport by her was her paramour Tommy Kain. He doesn’t get what he sees in her. Maybe he is just slumming it. Maybe Ophelia likes it anal, ass to mouth, dirty waffle style. We all need that whore in our life.
“Kief you all right.” Ophelia leans over and gently touches my head. My god even her breath smells like semen.
“Get your penis encrusted hands off me women!” I shouted to the she beast. She took a gasp and took step back. Shocked by my words. “You there, Tommy get your foul lover away from me.” He looks shock as well, of course they do, this one used to fawn over Ophelia like a school boy in love, but not I. I have no feelings for her nor for Tommy.
They exchanged looks at each other, and like a wake crashing into a helpless baby, they finally understood that L.A. Kief is dead. And that only I am here.
“Who are you? Which one of Kief’s personality are you?” Tommy demanded to know. I let out a chuckle. I decided to give him this one.
“Who am I you incalculable fool? I am Baron Von Kiefenstein, hear my name and tremble with fear!”
Ophelia and Tommy exchanges looks, they hear of me. Of course they have. L.A. Kief told them all about me. I am evil incarnated. I am doom walking the earth. I’am.....wait is that laughter? Tommy and Ophelia are laughing but why?
“Fools! Why do you laugh? None laughs in front of Baron Von Kiefenstein! My name strike fear in the devil himself!” I exclaim proudly!
“Ok Baron sorry about that.” The woman of big breast replied to me, yet I know she wasn’t sorry.
“Why do you mock me! I am Baron Von Kiefenstein! I am the master of fear! Answer me woman! Answer me!”
“Well Baron, Kief told us all about those who resides within him. And well Kief said you are an idiot. Nothing to fear. You are a delusional mastermind, create during his time in the Shadow Monarchy.”
What this cannot be! They don’t fear me? Kief thinks I am a joke? Nonsense. He said that to just ease there calm, that is it. For he knew if he told the truth about me, they would all die of pure fear of knowing what I truly am. Yes that is it.
“Be gone from my sight, you bore me. Yet fear again! We shall met, at GEW where you will witness first hand the savagery of Baron Von Kiefenstein. As I will tear apart those that stand against me, you shall see grown men cry as I stamp their bowels out of them, you shall witness grown men run away in pure horror as I skull fuck the fallen. Ah yes GEW will be a show to remember as I Baron Von Kiefenstein make my presence know to all. The moon will wept with blood as I make my grand entrance! I am Baron Von Kiefenstein, hear my name and tremble with fear!”
L.A. Kief sat down at the table for breakfast, he has a hankering for Crunch Berries. Sadly for Kief some inconsiderate person didn’t throw any the empty Milk carton, they just replace it back in the frig. Bastards! We know it was you Johnny!
So Kief was without Milk for his cereal. Sadness for Kief. But have no worries, Kief is a genius!
First he went to Ophelia to ask if he could milk her lovely breast for their mother juice. Of course with much arguing and pleading and Tommy holding back Ophelia. Kief left empty. More sadness.
But wait! Kief arch nemesis of here. GOAT!! And what do Goat produce? MILK!!!! Now GOAT and Kief don’t get along. Kief want to eat GOAT, GOAT would preferred that not to happen.
Kief begins to sneak all quiet like to GOAT abode. Kief peers in....PERFECT!!! GOAT is asleep, all he has to do is go in and milk GOAT udders. Great plan!
Kief goes in and....NO KIEF!!! No knife and forks!!! BAD KIEF!!! BAD!!! Do not bite GOAT’s leg! Ahh...Kief you poor fool.
Kief couldn’t help himself, the poor bastard. He bite GOAT’s leg. Of course GOAT woke up kicking, baaing and charging. It was a nice fight. Kief put up a good battle. Yet in the end Kief was no match for GOAT.
Ambulance was called in to take Kief to the hospital. He was kicked and butted in the head a lot. Hooves marks all of his body, bite mark as well. So this is where our story really begins.
Doctor Davis telephone, Doctor Davis telephone
The words were meaningless to him as he opens his eyes to this new world. Finally he was out. Finally he is in charge. He smiles to himself, as he thinks of what it took to free him from his prison a beating from GOAT. He grins, he has buy that goat a crate of oats or whatever those foul creatures eat.
He looks around at his setting, he sees the woman know as Ophelia Pain, he was disgusted by her at once. Obviously she used her womanly wilds to get this far in this man’s sport by her was her paramour Tommy Kain. He doesn’t get what he sees in her. Maybe he is just slumming it. Maybe Ophelia likes it anal, ass to mouth, dirty waffle style. We all need that whore in our life.
“Kief you all right.” Ophelia leans over and gently touches my head. My god even her breath smells like semen.
“Get your penis encrusted hands off me women!” I shouted to the she beast. She took a gasp and took step back. Shocked by my words. “You there, Tommy get your foul lover away from me.” He looks shock as well, of course they do, this one used to fawn over Ophelia like a school boy in love, but not I. I have no feelings for her nor for Tommy.
They exchanged looks at each other, and like a wake crashing into a helpless baby, they finally understood that L.A. Kief is dead. And that only I am here.
“Who are you? Which one of Kief’s personality are you?” Tommy demanded to know. I let out a chuckle. I decided to give him this one.
“Who am I you incalculable fool? I am Baron Von Kiefenstein, hear my name and tremble with fear!”
Ophelia and Tommy exchanges looks, they hear of me. Of course they have. L.A. Kief told them all about me. I am evil incarnated. I am doom walking the earth. I’am.....wait is that laughter? Tommy and Ophelia are laughing but why?
“Fools! Why do you laugh? None laughs in front of Baron Von Kiefenstein! My name strike fear in the devil himself!” I exclaim proudly!
“Ok Baron sorry about that.” The woman of big breast replied to me, yet I know she wasn’t sorry.
“Why do you mock me! I am Baron Von Kiefenstein! I am the master of fear! Answer me woman! Answer me!”
“Well Baron, Kief told us all about those who resides within him. And well Kief said you are an idiot. Nothing to fear. You are a delusional mastermind, create during his time in the Shadow Monarchy.”
What this cannot be! They don’t fear me? Kief thinks I am a joke? Nonsense. He said that to just ease there calm, that is it. For he knew if he told the truth about me, they would all die of pure fear of knowing what I truly am. Yes that is it.
“Be gone from my sight, you bore me. Yet fear again! We shall met, at GEW where you will witness first hand the savagery of Baron Von Kiefenstein. As I will tear apart those that stand against me, you shall see grown men cry as I stamp their bowels out of them, you shall witness grown men run away in pure horror as I skull fuck the fallen. Ah yes GEW will be a show to remember as I Baron Von Kiefenstein make my presence know to all. The moon will wept with blood as I make my grand entrance! I am Baron Von Kiefenstein, hear my name and tremble with fear!”
