Post by Steeltoe Joe on Sept 15, 2012 5:32:43 GMT -5
The lights go out in the GEW/WCF arena. Fans are going nuts as “Barton Hallow” by the Civil Wars begins to play through the speaker system. Neon blue and white lights flicker to the beat and pulse of the music. Fog fills the entrance ramp and gate area. Walking out of the midst of the fog is a face that, the last time was seen on GEW television he was triumphant in a WCF Tag Team Title Match. Even though the man doesn’t have the strap on his shoulder anymore, this man, Steeltoe Joe walks out to a thunderous ovation from the beloved fans. The People’s Pastor comes walking down the ramp slowly as he slaps the hands of a few fans. He gets to the ring steps and then motions to the crowds and throws his arms in the air. He then begins to walk up the steps and through the ropes. He climbs the turnbuckle and looks around at the people chanting and cheering his name. Joe is very impressed, he knows he has made a worldwide impact but this is a newer territory for Joe and he is here rocking the whole damn show, hell… To himself, he is the whole damn show and the people weren’t giving him a reason not to think so. Joe jumps off the turnbuckle and then motions for a microphone. The ring assistant gives him one and he begins to speak as the crowds are screaming his name. Joe is hesitant to start talking but he opens up:
Stj: So here we are back in G… E… W!!!
The GEW faithful go crazy as the arena now sounds like it has been slammed by a hurricane from the thunderous noise of the crowds. Joe cant help but keep that cocky grin on his face.
Stj: The people asked, the people spoke, and the people begged. The people even waited patiently but now! Now the people get what they have asked for and that is me, The People’s Pastor, Steeltoe Joe coming back to a GEW ring for some more chaos and concussions! Are you ready for that!?!?!
The fans go even nuttier when they here Joe ask them if they are ready. Joe speaks up again:
Stj: I told yall in the back when I was getting interviewed by that twit of an interviewer, that the peoples pastor was going to come down to this ring and grace the people with his presence, and if the peoples pastor knows his people, then he know that you guys cant wait for the match later on tonight when you get to see yours truly beat the “Holy Hell” out of the Church of the dark saints, not for the first time, but two times in a row!
The fans start chanting… STJ!!! STJ!!! STJ!!! STJ!!! STJ!!! Joe is speechless at the reaction he is getting but he keeps his composure and continues his speech:
Stj: Now I have been asked, “Joe, what is the difference between your church and Oblivions church?” They go on to say also, “Why fight this war? Do you really need the trouble?” Well I have thought about all the questions I have been getting. The first one I want to answer, is the clarification of the Church I belong to and the Church of the Dark Saints. So let us begin…
Joe, looking very fashionable, not ready for his match but dressed in a pair of wrangler jeans and a sports jacket and as always wearing his cheap sunglasses, puts the mic closely to his mouth and begins.
Stj: The Church of the Dark Saints is mainly about one thing… Itself. They don’t care about the people working for this company, they don’t care about the people who work the events for this company, they don’t even care about this business. They certainly don’t care about the other superstars in the back and the sure as hell don’t care about you… The WCF and GEW fans. The only thing they stand for is the very thing that so many other cults and the occult stand for and that is always themselves. They want money, they want control but most of all they want power and they will step on anybody’s backs and stab anybody’s backs in the process to get the power they want and think they deserve. The Church of the Dark Saints will twist and turn every conceivable truth into a warped version of reality to see what they can get from the converts they bring to their religion. They will use their silver tongues and their golden trophies as shiny bait to lure their converts into a sense of euphoria and ecstasy but the fun soon runs out when they get what they want. The will steal the joy from people’s lives, they will crush the spirits of true hopeful dreamers and they will kill any and every kind of self-worth and self-image of who you really are, all to conform to “ITS” philosophies and ideologies. Now lets move on to me, Steeltoe Joe.
The fans start to chant against, STJ!!! STJ!!! STJ!!! STJ!!! STJ!!! Joe keeps going on though because he has a point to make.
Stj: I am a man of the People. I will always be a man of the people. Even though the Christian faith has long sense been known as a religion that is rather against human nature, I have fought within the church for the people and I have been hated by some but loved by other for it. I will never, ever be against the people and therefore you will always have me as the Peoples Pastor.
The fans cheer Joe on more and more as he continues.
Stj: The Christian faith may not be for everybody and some may feel that it takes the equality from some, but that is furthest from the truth. When a man of faith, acts as a man of faith we are supposed to be free from all bondage and chains of imprisonment, to live life freely while acknowledging that there is a God and it is indeed the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the Lord and savior Jesus Christ. See, I have stood my ground to the Catholics, the Evangelicals, and to the Baptist, Pentecostals, and the damn Mormons to ensure that the people… You guys,
Joe points all across the arena to the people in the stadium.
Stj: That your guys voice gets heard. I will always stand up for you and this new, Church of Dark Saints will not. I am sorry but no greater love has one for another then he who lays his life down for his friends, and I am telling you right now that not one of the members of the church of dark saints would lay their lives down for any of you, they would rather throw you under the buss when it comes time to drink the magic Kool-Aid. They would sit and watch you all choke on cyanide while they drank their gin and scotch. They don’t care about you, but I do.
Joe points to himself as the fans cheer on and on.
Stj: I care about you, I always have and I always will, this is why I will lay down my life if I have too, to ensure that the Church of Dark Saints lives no longer then it has too. The truth shall live and reign forever but the Church of Dark Saint shall rot in Hell!!!
The fans are cheering again. STJ!!! ALL THE WAY!!! STJ!!! ALL THE WAY!!! STJ!!! ALL THE WAY!!! Joe continues.
Stj: Now the other question was one in which I was asked if I was ready for the trouble I am about to cuase. Well I have to say HELLS YES! I am more then ready to go to war with these lunatics. I have never been big on Facist so we must take these people out. One by one they will all come falling down and to there damn surprise it will be Steeltoe Joe as the one that is plucking them off like a military sniper. Boy Nathan, I bet you never though it would be ole STJ that came in and kicked you off your pedestal? Famine, I bet you never though it would be me who stood in your way of climbing to the top? Zombie… How did it feel to be baptized from above last week? Ole Andy, Andy, Andy, I bet you never thought it would be the Holy Flame who disposed of your deceit and lies! But wait, Oblivion… I bet you never in a million years thought that newbie; rookie to the WCF Steeltoe Joe would be your biggest road block to all the power you crave? Never though it would be me did you? Well guess what you son of a bitches, I am right here, right now and I have declared a war and I will continue to fight this war until every single one of you is taken out by my hands!
The fans go nuts!
Stj: I don’t give a damn if I have Tek in my corner. I don’t give a damn if Hank and Diablo aren’t at my aide and I certainly don’t give a damn about the fucking Misfits because at the end of the day it’s going to come down to Me verses all of you, the Church of Dark Saints. I will throw every punch as if it’s my last. I will contract every muscle as if it’s my last. I will swing every limb as if it’s my last and I will pour every ounce of blood out into this war as if it were my last to ensure that Oblivion, Zombie, Famine, Von Liebert and Andrew fucking Warhawk never reach another soul with their lies again! Get ready boys because a fire storm just came your way, not just any fire storm but one that is fueled by the Holy Flame of God himself, Steeltoe Joe.
By this time the srena is being shaken by the cheers and chants of the crowds. They are stomping their feet and singing the praises of the peoples pastor as he finishes up his speech.
Stj: Remember boys, in the kingdom of Heaven the least is the greatest. That is why when it is all said and done, the new guy to WCF, the man who nobody took seriously. The man that everybody thought was just a big gimmick and joke will be the very man who puts the nails into your coffins.
Joe stops for a minute and reaches into his pocket. He pulls out what seems to be a plane ticket or a bus ticket. He lifts it in his hands and shows it off to the masses. He reaches back into his pocket and pulls out a few more, the very same number of tickets for the very same amount of people in the Church of Dark Saints. Joe continues as he lifts them in his hand.
Stj: By not taking me seriously you have made a huge mistake. Because of your foolish ways and your sinful acts against the true and living God, You just bought yourselves first class tickets to the bowels of Hell, and I will be the pilot of your plane. Get ready for a hell of a ride, Courtesy of… Steel… Toe… Joe…
Just then Joe drops the tickets on the ring mat as the fans all stand up to give him a shout or an applause. Joe climbs a turnbuckle and poses for some pictures as he raises his arms in victory. The scene ends as he is walking back up the ramp and heading backstage.
**END SCENE**
Stj: So here we are back in G… E… W!!!
The GEW faithful go crazy as the arena now sounds like it has been slammed by a hurricane from the thunderous noise of the crowds. Joe cant help but keep that cocky grin on his face.
Stj: The people asked, the people spoke, and the people begged. The people even waited patiently but now! Now the people get what they have asked for and that is me, The People’s Pastor, Steeltoe Joe coming back to a GEW ring for some more chaos and concussions! Are you ready for that!?!?!
The fans go even nuttier when they here Joe ask them if they are ready. Joe speaks up again:
Stj: I told yall in the back when I was getting interviewed by that twit of an interviewer, that the peoples pastor was going to come down to this ring and grace the people with his presence, and if the peoples pastor knows his people, then he know that you guys cant wait for the match later on tonight when you get to see yours truly beat the “Holy Hell” out of the Church of the dark saints, not for the first time, but two times in a row!
The fans start chanting… STJ!!! STJ!!! STJ!!! STJ!!! STJ!!! Joe is speechless at the reaction he is getting but he keeps his composure and continues his speech:
Stj: Now I have been asked, “Joe, what is the difference between your church and Oblivions church?” They go on to say also, “Why fight this war? Do you really need the trouble?” Well I have thought about all the questions I have been getting. The first one I want to answer, is the clarification of the Church I belong to and the Church of the Dark Saints. So let us begin…
Joe, looking very fashionable, not ready for his match but dressed in a pair of wrangler jeans and a sports jacket and as always wearing his cheap sunglasses, puts the mic closely to his mouth and begins.
Stj: The Church of the Dark Saints is mainly about one thing… Itself. They don’t care about the people working for this company, they don’t care about the people who work the events for this company, they don’t even care about this business. They certainly don’t care about the other superstars in the back and the sure as hell don’t care about you… The WCF and GEW fans. The only thing they stand for is the very thing that so many other cults and the occult stand for and that is always themselves. They want money, they want control but most of all they want power and they will step on anybody’s backs and stab anybody’s backs in the process to get the power they want and think they deserve. The Church of the Dark Saints will twist and turn every conceivable truth into a warped version of reality to see what they can get from the converts they bring to their religion. They will use their silver tongues and their golden trophies as shiny bait to lure their converts into a sense of euphoria and ecstasy but the fun soon runs out when they get what they want. The will steal the joy from people’s lives, they will crush the spirits of true hopeful dreamers and they will kill any and every kind of self-worth and self-image of who you really are, all to conform to “ITS” philosophies and ideologies. Now lets move on to me, Steeltoe Joe.
The fans start to chant against, STJ!!! STJ!!! STJ!!! STJ!!! STJ!!! Joe keeps going on though because he has a point to make.
Stj: I am a man of the People. I will always be a man of the people. Even though the Christian faith has long sense been known as a religion that is rather against human nature, I have fought within the church for the people and I have been hated by some but loved by other for it. I will never, ever be against the people and therefore you will always have me as the Peoples Pastor.
The fans cheer Joe on more and more as he continues.
Stj: The Christian faith may not be for everybody and some may feel that it takes the equality from some, but that is furthest from the truth. When a man of faith, acts as a man of faith we are supposed to be free from all bondage and chains of imprisonment, to live life freely while acknowledging that there is a God and it is indeed the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the Lord and savior Jesus Christ. See, I have stood my ground to the Catholics, the Evangelicals, and to the Baptist, Pentecostals, and the damn Mormons to ensure that the people… You guys,
Joe points all across the arena to the people in the stadium.
Stj: That your guys voice gets heard. I will always stand up for you and this new, Church of Dark Saints will not. I am sorry but no greater love has one for another then he who lays his life down for his friends, and I am telling you right now that not one of the members of the church of dark saints would lay their lives down for any of you, they would rather throw you under the buss when it comes time to drink the magic Kool-Aid. They would sit and watch you all choke on cyanide while they drank their gin and scotch. They don’t care about you, but I do.
Joe points to himself as the fans cheer on and on.
Stj: I care about you, I always have and I always will, this is why I will lay down my life if I have too, to ensure that the Church of Dark Saints lives no longer then it has too. The truth shall live and reign forever but the Church of Dark Saint shall rot in Hell!!!
The fans are cheering again. STJ!!! ALL THE WAY!!! STJ!!! ALL THE WAY!!! STJ!!! ALL THE WAY!!! Joe continues.
Stj: Now the other question was one in which I was asked if I was ready for the trouble I am about to cuase. Well I have to say HELLS YES! I am more then ready to go to war with these lunatics. I have never been big on Facist so we must take these people out. One by one they will all come falling down and to there damn surprise it will be Steeltoe Joe as the one that is plucking them off like a military sniper. Boy Nathan, I bet you never though it would be ole STJ that came in and kicked you off your pedestal? Famine, I bet you never though it would be me who stood in your way of climbing to the top? Zombie… How did it feel to be baptized from above last week? Ole Andy, Andy, Andy, I bet you never thought it would be the Holy Flame who disposed of your deceit and lies! But wait, Oblivion… I bet you never in a million years thought that newbie; rookie to the WCF Steeltoe Joe would be your biggest road block to all the power you crave? Never though it would be me did you? Well guess what you son of a bitches, I am right here, right now and I have declared a war and I will continue to fight this war until every single one of you is taken out by my hands!
The fans go nuts!
Stj: I don’t give a damn if I have Tek in my corner. I don’t give a damn if Hank and Diablo aren’t at my aide and I certainly don’t give a damn about the fucking Misfits because at the end of the day it’s going to come down to Me verses all of you, the Church of Dark Saints. I will throw every punch as if it’s my last. I will contract every muscle as if it’s my last. I will swing every limb as if it’s my last and I will pour every ounce of blood out into this war as if it were my last to ensure that Oblivion, Zombie, Famine, Von Liebert and Andrew fucking Warhawk never reach another soul with their lies again! Get ready boys because a fire storm just came your way, not just any fire storm but one that is fueled by the Holy Flame of God himself, Steeltoe Joe.
By this time the srena is being shaken by the cheers and chants of the crowds. They are stomping their feet and singing the praises of the peoples pastor as he finishes up his speech.
Stj: Remember boys, in the kingdom of Heaven the least is the greatest. That is why when it is all said and done, the new guy to WCF, the man who nobody took seriously. The man that everybody thought was just a big gimmick and joke will be the very man who puts the nails into your coffins.
Joe stops for a minute and reaches into his pocket. He pulls out what seems to be a plane ticket or a bus ticket. He lifts it in his hands and shows it off to the masses. He reaches back into his pocket and pulls out a few more, the very same number of tickets for the very same amount of people in the Church of Dark Saints. Joe continues as he lifts them in his hand.
Stj: By not taking me seriously you have made a huge mistake. Because of your foolish ways and your sinful acts against the true and living God, You just bought yourselves first class tickets to the bowels of Hell, and I will be the pilot of your plane. Get ready for a hell of a ride, Courtesy of… Steel… Toe… Joe…
Just then Joe drops the tickets on the ring mat as the fans all stand up to give him a shout or an applause. Joe climbs a turnbuckle and poses for some pictures as he raises his arms in victory. The scene ends as he is walking back up the ramp and heading backstage.
**END SCENE**
