Akihabara, when Gamers and Crossdressers are born!

[Kira Sakazaki]

ようこそ、
W Yankee の 外伝 へ！

Scene opened in Sakazaki Apartment when we can see Kira, Haruna and Mariko are playing board games. It was Sado’s turn so she rolls the dice and after she knows the number appeared on the dice, she moves the pawn and she looks shocked…

Sado: Eeh?! A kid again?! Why every time I walk in this board I always get another kid. Look, how many kids I have in here!

Haruna: maybe you will have a lot of kids in the future when you and Aniki got married, Sado-san!

Sado: how do you know about that, Torigoya?! Oh wait, you have psychic ability…. Anyway, I’m not gonna do that… I’m going to sell these kids and gain more money….

Haruna: whatever you say but don’t sell them, it’s human trafficking and it’s illegal, you know….

Sado: Uruseeyo (shut the fuck up), Haruna! You’re annoying….

Then Sado looks at Kira.

Sado: ….so, is it Nezumi’s turn no—

She said it with a sarcastic tone but Kira quickly cut it.

Kira: Uruseeyo!! You put my pawn into that jail so I can’t move it for three turns and you told me it was my turn?

Haruna: so, this is my turn now.

Haruna rolls the dice and move her pawn. It stomps on a green field which means Haruna have to picks up one green card at the deck. She reads it loudly.

Haruna: “congratulations…. You are going to have a perfect couple for your future. You’ll get married soon”

She looks shocked after she read the card. Then her eyes move to her brother.

Haruna: Aniki?

Kira: Nani (what)?!

Haruna: Aniki, you hear it? Could it be…..

Kira: Eh?!.... EEH??!!

Haruna closes her eyes and try to kiss her brother. Sado looks at those strange siblings.

Sado: oy, nanittenda yo, omae-tachi (what are you doing, both of you)?! You are a sib—

Kira/Haruna: URUSEEYO!!!

Sado quickly stunned after both Sakazaki siblings shout that word to her. And suddenly, someone knocks the door.

*knock* *knock*

Haruna: ummm…. Let me open it.

Haruna raises from her seat and quickly go to the door and open it.

Haruna: aah, Showa! Minegishi-senpai! Irasshai!!

Showa: hello, Haruna!

Then Kira shouts to Ryo.

Kira: Oy, Ryo!! Right on time, come here!!

Ryo: hmm?? Excuse me, Haruna!

Ryo approaches Kira. It looks like Kira have something important to tell to Ryo.

Kira: Oy, tachi!! I have something urgent to say…

Ryo: what is that, Kira?!

Kira: could you please….

Ryo: huh?

Kira: ….replace me in this board game?

Ryo: WHAT?!?! I thought it was something serious but, you told me to—

Kira: this is important, Ryo! Look at my bank… I’m rich and I don’t want to make this game over. I have to…. You know, making some kind of promo. For Mr. Phantasm Shoot to Grill…

Sado: it’s Shoot to Thrill, Aho Nezumi (Idiot rat)!!

Kira: whatever, Sado. So please, do you mind?

Ryo: okay, go ahead and make good promo.

Kira: yosh, and one thing, Ryo! Don’t make me bankrupt, okay?

Ryo nods, Kira’s eyes go look to Sado.

Kira: you too, Sado! I have a match with you too, remember?

Sado: ooh, I forgot about that.

She said that sarcastically, again.

Kira: come on, don’t act like an idiot. Come with me!

Sado: then what about this game?

Kira: replace it with Haruna’s friend! Now, come on!

Sado: okay…. Oy, Showa! Please replace my spot in this game, okay?

Showa: hai!!

Then Kira and Sado move to another side of the room, the see a camera so they will use it for making a promo.

Sado: hey, there’s a camera!

Kira: is that thing works?

Sado: I don’t know, let’s try it!

Kira turns the camera on and they start sitting in front of the camera.

Kira: okay, are you ready, Sado!

Sado: ready as you are, Nezumi!

Kira: yosh…. Iku zo! *cough* *cough* NEZUMI, CHECK ONE!!!

Sado: MARIKO, CHECK TWO!!

Kira/Sado: DOUBLE YANKEE IN THE PLACE TO BEAT!!!

Kira and Sado strike the camera with three seconds “they-think-it-was-cool” pose.

Kira: well, do you like our intro, we make it about…. Ten seconds ago?

Sado: yeah, more or less…

Kira: well, enough with that stupid impromptu introduction. We sit here to make a promo, remember?! Okay, so this week will be our first match as a bombastic, fantastic, tremendous, amazing tag team in wrestling history—

Sado: --and street fighting history—

Kira: uh huh, that’s what she said! Kira and Mariko, W YANKEE!! Sound that clapping sound effect, guys!

Clapping sound effect heards but suddenly it cut by the other people playing the board games.

Haruna/Ryo/Showa: URUSEEYO!!

Sado: o-okay, enough, turn it off!

The sound effect stops.

Kira: so yeah, at Shoot to Thrill, you will see me and my lovely lady takes on….. well, my ole’ buddy, Frank Venable. And umm…. Ummm….. what should we call this thing?

Sado: wakanai yo (I don’t have no idea)!

Kira: maybe this “Sarah Twilight” thing is more deserved to be called “IT” rather than Oblivion. I mean, IT’s gender is unknown and Oblivion’s gender is obviously male. Unless, Oblivion is a crosdresser too.

Sado: there’s nothing wrong to be a crossdresser, Kira! Somehow you will find the beauty beneath….

Kira: beauty? So, I ask you back. Did you find any beauty from IT?

Sado: well, actually…. No!

Kira: same thing, I’d rather see Ryo on that attire. He looks really pretty….

Ryo: what?!

Sado: don’t act like a stranger, Nezumi! You know it that all of us ever try to be a crosdresser, even Showa-chan once did that! Let’s see the picture of Showa-chan wearing men’s suit:

Camera switches to this pic.

Kira: oy, Katayama-chan! Where did you take this pic?

Showa: well, actually. It was last month when I attended one of a quiz show at TV Tokyo. I have to use those outfits and answering all of ikemen guys-related questions.

Sado: demo, anata wa furui mitekunanda (but, you look so old-school)!!

Showa: furui? Heisei wa “ike-ike” yaro (old-school? But people from Heisei will “love” this)!!

Ryo: “ike-ike”? what’s “ike-ike”?!

Showa: that’s Showa era terminology.

Haruna: aah, Showa is always talk about Showa things.

Kira: then, we move to Cosplay no Densetsu (Cosplay Legend), Minegishi Ryo-sama! He’s a great cosplayer. Look at him in this pic:

Camera switches to this pic.

Kira: you are really gorgeous, Ryo! If I know you are a female for the first place, I really want to be your lover!

Ryo: ……

Sado: but, honestly I want to ask something to you, Minegishi-kun. Why do you crossdressing?

Ryo: well, that’s the essence of cosplaying, Sado-san! We have to dare to be different with the other cosplayers. That will add some elements for judge. Only a few cosplayers dare to do this crosdressing.

Sado: oh, I see…. Now Kira, you’re going to love this next picture. Even your sister, Haruna ever did a crossdressing. Mitte kure yo (let’s see):

Camera switches to this pic.

Kira: wow…. Ikemen desu ne (how cool)! You are really cool, Haruna!

Haruna: arigatou, Aniki (thanks, brother)!

Sado: she did that when we have a drama in our school, she portrayed as a good-looking rich guy. But, I don’t have a recording tape of this drama. Sorry.

Kira: well, it’s okay! Talking about a crosdressing, you are really handsome while using this Italian mafia suit:

Camera switches to this pic.

Sado: yeah, I like it. I like wearing men’s suit, I like wearing your Gakuran. Man, I wish for being a men, even in one day only.

Kira: then, what will you do if that happens?

Sado: I will marry Haruna instead of you!

Kira: eeh? How rude!

Sado: yes, I’m serious…. Haruna will be a perfect wife for me. Rather than I have to marry this annoying guy.

Kira: Uruseeyo!

Sado: but I realized that I am a woman and I will always love you, even you’re annoying.

Sado hugs Kira.

Sado: so, our last picture is the greatest crosdressing of all times!

Kira: eeh? Whose picture?

Sado: Baka (stupid)! There’s only one in this room who haven’t show their crossdressing picture.

Kira: who? Me?

Sado: You are right, Einstein! The crosdressing picture of you!

Kira: what? No, Sado! Please don’t show it to all of WCF fans watching in here.

Sado: no, Kira! That’s unfair. You just show picture of us and you don’t want to show it?

Kira: No, Mariko! Please….

Sado: this is the pic, minna:

Camera switches to this pic.

Kira: Kuso~~ (Dammit)!! Now you see it.

Ryo: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

We can see Ryo laughing out loud, even Showa and Haruna chuckled.

Kira: Oy, omae! What are you laughing at?!

Ryo: no, nothing, buddy! Mmmpphhh!!

Sado: just be honest to us, Kira! Where did you take this picture?

Kira: well…. In….. Bang….kok!!

Ryo: MBUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Kira: oy, temee! STOP LAUGHING!!! I don’t have a choice. I’d rather wear those girls uniform than I have to wear a big mascot costume.

Ryo: then, what will you compete? Miss Transsexual 2012?

Kira: URUSEEYO!!! I blame you, Sado! If you’re not my girlfriend, I already kill you for sure!

Sado: don’t be so angry, Nezumi! Look at the positive thing, we are here already experienced dealing with crossdresser. Even Mr. Twilight is a multiple-time champion, but his crossdressing is awesomely HORRIBLE!! yeah, you guys know where are we hailing from? You’re right…. We’re born in Akihabara District in Tokyo, Japan! The paradise of all gamers and crossdressers. So, Mr. Logan Twilight, if you want to know how to be a great crossdresser, we will show you the right one.

Kira: wait, you mean I have to wear that girl uniform again?

Sado: it’s up to you if you feel comfortable wearing those outfits in fight.

Kira: no, no, NEVER!!

Ryo: I feel comfortable when I wearing those girl outfits.

Kira: yeah, but I’m different with you, Ryo!

Sado: stop it, both of you!

Kira: okay and by the way, how do you know that those viewers are answering “Akihabara” in your recent question?

Sado: duh! Duration, Kira! Then, what should we do? Open some call and making some interactive quiz or something?

Kira: okay, I’ll follow you….

Sado: okay, just sit back and shut your mouth! This is my turn…. So okay, Mr. Venable…. I really appreciate that you really like our anime culture. We saw you cosplaying as Monkey D. Luffy when you fight at Tokyo Dome and we really appreciate that. And we just saw most of your moveset are adopted from Anime and Video Games move. We must admit you are really AWESOME!!!

Kira: can I clap my hands?

Sado: go ahead!

Kira claps his hands.

Kira: and yeah, Frank! We meet once again in a fight, buddy! Actually, I don’t want to compete in this event because…. You know, I should be laying unconscious at Ryo’s house in Osaka, waiting for Ryo’s girlfriend to come while Sado prepare for her match against Oblivion and Haruna…?? Haruna shouldn’t be here today. She still…… itte!

Suddenly Kira holds his head in pain. Sado looks worried about him.

Sado: Nezumi? Nezumi, daijobu ka(are you alright)?!

Kira: I…… I……

Sado: Torigoya, what have you done to your brother?

Haruna: eeh? I didn’t do anything to him. I swear!

Sado: What happened to you, Nezumi?

Kira still suffers in pain as he tries to say something.

Kira: Na…… Na…….

Nan~tene (just kidding)!!

Sado: are? Kono yaro(damn you)!!

Sado slaps Kira’s head with her rubber sandal.

Kira: hahahaha….. I love you, Sado! I love the way you worried about me.

Sado: nezumi no yaro (you damn rat)!!

Kira: okay, let’s continue. Yes, because this week will be our Gaiden….. or, you can call it our side-story, so, you don’t have to worry about my insane mind, or Sado’s determination to kill Oblivion. We will fight you in our usual honorable Yankee Soul in our body. Frank, this is our battle. I don’t care about your previous World Title holder or your current People’s Title holder. I’m not going to fight with those intentions. This fight is determined who’s the strongest.

Sado: and as for you, Sarah! I will be your opponent in this match! Let’s see who’s the strongest…. Umm…. Okay, Women in this company. Even you are only a crosdresser, that won’t make me scared of you. I’ll show you the meaning of the real crosdresser it should be! As a WCF veteran, we really respect you. But, as a crossdresser, your crossdressing SUCKS!

Kira: okay, so this Sunday, Frank and Sarah! Prepare for our most epic matches. Because W YANKEE….

Kira and Sado strike a pose again.

Kira/Sado: SANJOU~~!!!

Camera slowly fades to black. But suddenly we hear Haruna’s thrilling voice in the darkness.

Haruna: Yo~ro~shi~ku~~!! Hahahahaha…..

-end of segment-