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StuartSl

37/M/Straight/Married/Dalton, Pennsylvania



Ethnicity: White

Height: 6' 6" (1.98m)

Body Type: Athletic

Diet: Strictly other

Smokes: No

Drinks: Not at all

Drugs: Never

Religion: Christianity and very serious about it

Sign:

Education: Graduated from college/university

Job: Other

Income: Rather not say

Offspring: Has kids, and might want more

Pets: Likes dogs and Dislikes cats

Speaks: English (Fluently)

My self-summary:
I am a thirty seven year old transplant from Grant, Iowa currently seeking a STRICTLY PLATONIC female companion.

What I’m doing with my life:
Working and social networking

I’m really good at:
Camping
Swimming
Tracking
Trapping
Tanning
Bird Calling
Knot tying
Archery
Dutch Oven Cooking
Woodworking
Weaving
Animal Husbandry
Floral and Fungal Identification
Beekeeping
Restoring and customizing model trains and model train accessories

The first things people usually notice about me:
My perfect posture


Favorite books, movies, shows, music, food, and wrestlers:
Books: Anything by Jack London
Movies: Waste of time
Shows: Also a waste of time
Music: Roy Orbison
Food: Anything I catch myself
Wrestler: Mister Bob Backlund

The six things I could never do without:
Air
Food
Water
Shelter
Honor
Respect

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
The looming Culture War

On a typical Friday night I am:
I am typically asleep by 7pm on weeknights.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
At one time I was a member of the "Dr. Demento Fan Club".


I’m looking for:
Girls who like guys
Ages 27-40
Located close by
Who are single
For activity partners

You should message me if:
you are a Christian non-smoker, non-drinker with at minimum a high school diploma living in Northeast PA area.
Individuals must be available the week of August 27th for a business related function. Meal and transportation will be provided. Photograph is mandatory with all applications. Serious inquiries only, please.

[tommykain]

Man If I wasn't supposed to hate you, I would know the perfect girl for you Scouty.

[Speede]

Notice how he didn't mention being good at wrestling...

[tommykain]

Yeah but he kicks ass at knot tying and plant identification

[Johnny Stylez]

...I notice you didn't have much in the way of a profile photo...So don't worry SCoUTY I went ahead and went through the trouble of going out of my way to help you out. And don't worry HomIe you don't gotta thank you. You can simply consider this a gift from not only myself but every single one of the MiSFiTz to you...So without further ado!!!

[img src="[/img]C:\Users\JasonGreer\Pictures\cookies.png"]

and ohh yeah before I FoRGeT

!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!

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StuartSl
August 23, 2012

[Terry Roberts]

Wait....what?? Since when did WCF become a dating site? What the hell is going on? Can someone hook Scouty up with Logan Twilight?

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PeCT419

Ok fine I was gunna wait until Pugh's little niece came through but I just can't wait anymore. So I'll take a box of thin mints, two boxes of short breadz, and uhhh a few boxes of those peanut butter ones and the ones with the caramel and coconut...Ohh wait this isn't the place where we place orders for GIRL SCOUT COOKIEZ?...Damn then what the phuck is this thread for again?...Ohh for ScoutMaster to try and get laid?...Yeah right Scouty, you might have better luck at a Family ReUNiOn but even there you might want to have a few hundreds hanging from your belt because I'd imagine a douche such as you would have to go to extreme measures even there...I'm JuST SayIN!!!

[Steve Orbit]

I knew Mrs Slane been holdin out on our boy. Stuart I'm disappointed homie, if you need a girl you shoulda hollered at me. You saw what I did for Fly in Vegas

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By revealing what is meant to be confidential information you are in violation of Wrestlematch.com's Terms of Service. The appropriate parties have been notified of this, and consequences shall be coming forthwith. I look forward to your eventual bannings.


StuartSl
August 26, 2012

[Johnny Stylez]

...So I felt kinda bad, about ragging my opponent Mr. Nathan Von Libert about not being able to find a date, because hey we can't all be good with the ladies...I mean it's not his fault he smells like a three week old bucket of shit that's been sitting in the sun for the better part of those three weeks...and has the social skills of a three year old who is posessed by SATAN...

So I recalled that Stuart Slane...another man who had trouble getting laid (OuTSiDE OF THE BOY SCOUTZ THAT IZ)...Once used this tool...And well I decided to use this tool and I enlisted the help of The WcF's FaVoRiTE MATCH MAKER (and by Match Maker I mean PIMP)...Mr. Steve Orbit to find a new love for Mr. Libert, because incase you asshatz can't tell that little cocksucker needs to get laid.

So Mr. Orbit and Myself searched high and low and we found the perfect someone..or something for Mr. Libert....And Well...Here she is



So this little rivarly aside Nate DaWG...Enjoy I think you two will really hit it off...I mean she's just like you like em...Furry, Silent, and probably carries diseases there is no cure for..So right there yall are made for each other. SO I guess you should to take this wonderful opportunity to thank Mr. Steve Orbit whom I couldn't have done this without, as he truly is a master of his craft, because without his PIMPTASTIC TALENTS we would have never found such a creature, and again thank Stuart Slane who is sitting in some hospital right now...Stu just know that even though you are not with us presently your desperate attempt to try and bang someone who is above the age of 10 and doesn't camp in the woods is helping people with the same problem, so I guess your goal to help those in need in the WcF is working even without you being here! So really EVERYONE WINS!...

..And seriously Nate Dawg, you don't even gotta thank me HoMie..I wish you two all the happiness in the world, after all you're gunna need someone to comfort you, after I beat your face in and walk out of Slam with the Internet Championship!...These are glorious days in the WcF!...Ohh yeah and as always

!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
...And Look AT IT THIS WAY IF PHANTASM DECIDES TO PUNT THIS ONE, IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A FOOTBALL!!!!

ENJOY YOU RAT PUSSY...PUSSY!!!