Post by filthyfieldy on May 31, 2007 23:58:49 GMT -5
The screen opens up slowly. When it opens you see Hank Brown standing in the parking garage for wrestlers. He stands there looking around some, and he’d then look at his watch. He’d think to himself as he look aggravated. As he looks around some more you hear a loud car coming for the outside the parking garage. You then see blazing down into the garage is a Yellow Lamborghini Gallardo. He looks on at the car as it parks. The car door opens n slides upwards. When it does a man gets out. The man being none other then Jason Anderson. He gets out and he is wearing some what baggy jeans, a white button up long sleeve shirt, and a black leather jacket. He also has on a pair of black sun glasses. As he gets out he has some what of a smirk.
Hank Brown: I have been waiting for like an hour for you. Where have you been?
Jason Anderson smirks at Hank and states.
Jason Anderson: Hey junior look here. You can’t rush perfection, and thats why I don’t go fast for anyone hahaha. Cause you can’t get anymore perfect, and better then me Jason Anderson. You see Billy.
Hank Brown: It’s Hank.
Jason Anderson: Whatever moneky boy. You see I came here to this company for...Well competition. Cause I used to wrestle in a company by the name of the XHF. You see I wrestled there for over a year, a good one at that. When I was there I won two titles. And one of those titles I probably have the longest reign with that title. No one could beat me. I was unstoppable. And I finally lost my title, and not even a week later...I won another title. A even better title then the one I had .
Anderson takes some time to think some as he stands there with a cocky smirk.
Jason Anderson: And just like at the XHF where i sky rocketed very fast...I shall do the same here in the WCF. Cause you see know matter where I go, and whoever I fight...I shall always be the best of the best. Cause you see in the ring there is no one like me at all. I have the stature of big man, the strength of a big man. I am the true definition of what a powerhouse is in wrestling today. But you see...Haha I’m more then just strong. I also have the speed, and the agility. You see all these smaller guys pulling off Pele kicks. Hey I can do that shit too. You see these smaller guys going threw ropes or over ropes....I can do that too.
Hank Brown: Sir you see pretty cocky about yourself don’t you think. You kinda remind me of the man your wrestling by the name of the Perfeckshion.
Jason Anderson: Perfeckshion?....Perfeckshion? Are you kidding me? You see that guys seems to me to being somewhat of Chris Masters wanna be a guy who thinks he is big shit, yet well is just shit. You see I caught glimpses of his promo as well as the promos of the man by the name Lance Ryan ...Hey Hank is it just more or like does Lance Ryan have the name of a guy who would be in a boy band.
Hank Brown: Well there is Lance Bass.
Jason Anderson: Lance Ryan....Lance Bass.... God jokes for that would be so easy. Should I...Or shouldn’t I...To be or not to be....that is the question hahaha. Well the point being. Is I could care less about Perfeckshion, and Lance Ryan. You see I notice Lance, and Perfeckshion kinda having their words back, and forth...And I thought to myself. Let them fight like little bitches. You see when the match is all over I will be the victor not one of those ass hats.
Anderson kinda gives a chuckle as he slides off his sunglasses and put them in his pocket.
Jason Anderson: You see while those two ass clowns are worried about who is the better of the two they will be forgetting about the true hunter. The true superior man. You see when those two fight it over whose the best and all that horse shit. Me like a snake in the grass will appear. I will make my existence in the match and take the win as well. I will come in, and I will hit Facing what consumes you on any of the other four men. I don’t care which. It could be Ryan or that Perfeckshion guy who ever the hell that is.
Hank Brown: What about the other contestants in the match you have to face other then Lance, and Perfeckshion.
Jason Anderson: Who are those douche bags.
Hank Brown: Well sir they are The Mayne Event and Jesse Blake.
Jason Anderson: What the hell is up with you guys here in the WCF. Are you retarded, dyslexic or what? No one can even spell their name right. Mayne spelled wrong. Perfeckshion is written like a five your old boy tried to write it. I mean the descripition for this match said. “These men have been hand picked by WCF management as the future of the business, and tonight will be their night to shine. One pinfall to end the match, who shall it be?” Now you want shooting stars in the company, and you get guys who spell like my three year old nephew. You see unlike them I have smarts inside, and outside of the ring.
Anderson grabs his bag, and throws it over his shoulder. He starts walking toward the locker room area as Hank follows him down the hallway.
Hank Brown: What else do you have to say sir?
Jason Anderson: You are a creepy little twirp you know that right? Well there monkey douche. You see all I do is see some scrawny punk ass kid in Perfeckshion’s damn ass promo. He talks about EB Games, McDonalds is mention, and then stupid shit like a little Japanese guy. I mean what the hell. Then erections were mentioned, and so were curtain jerks, and sore penises. Umm if that doesn’t scream homo then I have no idea what does cause I watch that promo, and all I see is two men, and ummm no women....And when there is dicks being talk of with no women around umm.....yeah.
Hank Brown: Any other words?
Jason Anderson: Dude do you ever stop?
Hank Brown: Well I wanted to know about your past known as the career killer.
Anderson gets a big grin on his face.
Jason Anderson: You wanna talk about the career killer. You wanna talk about how I destroyed many of victims of mine in the XHF career. In that company I destroyed the careers of four wrestles. Such as Robbie Williams, a guy who went by the name of Justin Credible...I know sounds like a rip off someone did. I destroyed Pillman, and I killed Rampage. But you see I killed them all with the same move. My super muscle buster known as the The Triple Manic State. Is that what you wanted to know there Hank. That I destroyed four men. Or how about when I did the Triple Manic State to Robbie Williams to win a title in the XHF called the Phoenix title. Or when I got my first win against Rampage by driving him threw a flaming table with that move. Is that what you wanted to know? Huh? Hahaha now you know why I am the Career Killer....And hell even known as the 21st Century Killing Machine.
Anderson smirks again, and he walks into a locker room and closes the door. Hank stands there not knowing what to say. He then looks at the camera and states.
Hank Brown: I am ummm Hank Brown reporting from the interview with Jason Anderson. Later ladies , and gentlemen.
The screen fades out then.
Hank Brown: I have been waiting for like an hour for you. Where have you been?
Jason Anderson smirks at Hank and states.
Jason Anderson: Hey junior look here. You can’t rush perfection, and thats why I don’t go fast for anyone hahaha. Cause you can’t get anymore perfect, and better then me Jason Anderson. You see Billy.
Hank Brown: It’s Hank.
Jason Anderson: Whatever moneky boy. You see I came here to this company for...Well competition. Cause I used to wrestle in a company by the name of the XHF. You see I wrestled there for over a year, a good one at that. When I was there I won two titles. And one of those titles I probably have the longest reign with that title. No one could beat me. I was unstoppable. And I finally lost my title, and not even a week later...I won another title. A even better title then the one I had .
Anderson takes some time to think some as he stands there with a cocky smirk.
Jason Anderson: And just like at the XHF where i sky rocketed very fast...I shall do the same here in the WCF. Cause you see know matter where I go, and whoever I fight...I shall always be the best of the best. Cause you see in the ring there is no one like me at all. I have the stature of big man, the strength of a big man. I am the true definition of what a powerhouse is in wrestling today. But you see...Haha I’m more then just strong. I also have the speed, and the agility. You see all these smaller guys pulling off Pele kicks. Hey I can do that shit too. You see these smaller guys going threw ropes or over ropes....I can do that too.
Hank Brown: Sir you see pretty cocky about yourself don’t you think. You kinda remind me of the man your wrestling by the name of the Perfeckshion.
Jason Anderson: Perfeckshion?....Perfeckshion? Are you kidding me? You see that guys seems to me to being somewhat of Chris Masters wanna be a guy who thinks he is big shit, yet well is just shit. You see I caught glimpses of his promo as well as the promos of the man by the name Lance Ryan ...Hey Hank is it just more or like does Lance Ryan have the name of a guy who would be in a boy band.
Hank Brown: Well there is Lance Bass.
Jason Anderson: Lance Ryan....Lance Bass.... God jokes for that would be so easy. Should I...Or shouldn’t I...To be or not to be....that is the question hahaha. Well the point being. Is I could care less about Perfeckshion, and Lance Ryan. You see I notice Lance, and Perfeckshion kinda having their words back, and forth...And I thought to myself. Let them fight like little bitches. You see when the match is all over I will be the victor not one of those ass hats.
Anderson kinda gives a chuckle as he slides off his sunglasses and put them in his pocket.
Jason Anderson: You see while those two ass clowns are worried about who is the better of the two they will be forgetting about the true hunter. The true superior man. You see when those two fight it over whose the best and all that horse shit. Me like a snake in the grass will appear. I will make my existence in the match and take the win as well. I will come in, and I will hit Facing what consumes you on any of the other four men. I don’t care which. It could be Ryan or that Perfeckshion guy who ever the hell that is.
Hank Brown: What about the other contestants in the match you have to face other then Lance, and Perfeckshion.
Jason Anderson: Who are those douche bags.
Hank Brown: Well sir they are The Mayne Event and Jesse Blake.
Jason Anderson: What the hell is up with you guys here in the WCF. Are you retarded, dyslexic or what? No one can even spell their name right. Mayne spelled wrong. Perfeckshion is written like a five your old boy tried to write it. I mean the descripition for this match said. “These men have been hand picked by WCF management as the future of the business, and tonight will be their night to shine. One pinfall to end the match, who shall it be?” Now you want shooting stars in the company, and you get guys who spell like my three year old nephew. You see unlike them I have smarts inside, and outside of the ring.
Anderson grabs his bag, and throws it over his shoulder. He starts walking toward the locker room area as Hank follows him down the hallway.
Hank Brown: What else do you have to say sir?
Jason Anderson: You are a creepy little twirp you know that right? Well there monkey douche. You see all I do is see some scrawny punk ass kid in Perfeckshion’s damn ass promo. He talks about EB Games, McDonalds is mention, and then stupid shit like a little Japanese guy. I mean what the hell. Then erections were mentioned, and so were curtain jerks, and sore penises. Umm if that doesn’t scream homo then I have no idea what does cause I watch that promo, and all I see is two men, and ummm no women....And when there is dicks being talk of with no women around umm.....yeah.
Hank Brown: Any other words?
Jason Anderson: Dude do you ever stop?
Hank Brown: Well I wanted to know about your past known as the career killer.
Anderson gets a big grin on his face.
Jason Anderson: You wanna talk about the career killer. You wanna talk about how I destroyed many of victims of mine in the XHF career. In that company I destroyed the careers of four wrestles. Such as Robbie Williams, a guy who went by the name of Justin Credible...I know sounds like a rip off someone did. I destroyed Pillman, and I killed Rampage. But you see I killed them all with the same move. My super muscle buster known as the The Triple Manic State. Is that what you wanted to know there Hank. That I destroyed four men. Or how about when I did the Triple Manic State to Robbie Williams to win a title in the XHF called the Phoenix title. Or when I got my first win against Rampage by driving him threw a flaming table with that move. Is that what you wanted to know? Huh? Hahaha now you know why I am the Career Killer....And hell even known as the 21st Century Killing Machine.
Anderson smirks again, and he walks into a locker room and closes the door. Hank stands there not knowing what to say. He then looks at the camera and states.
Hank Brown: I am ummm Hank Brown reporting from the interview with Jason Anderson. Later ladies , and gentlemen.
The screen fades out then.