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Post by Church of Dark Saints on Aug 2, 2012 5:10:35 GMT -5
@churchchat
ITs ministry now has a social networking presence. Technology will allow us to save more souls than ever before.
@churchchat
Good day, followers of Oblivion... and to the rest of you, know that the Dark Times are upon us. 2012... year of ITs glory.
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Aug 2, 2012 16:25:08 GMT -5
@icebergseven
...but it's so damn bright outside. 'Dark times'... when? About an hour after sunset, right? Bah. If Obi has god-powers, tell him to turn down the sun.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Aug 5, 2012 12:49:53 GMT -5
@worldtour69'
The sun will be the least of your problems.
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Aug 7, 2012 16:40:11 GMT -5
@icebergseven
Z-Mac! How's your balls? How's my old buddy Andy Warhawk? Still creepy as hell? How's Obi-Christ treating you? Oh well, have fun at cult camp! Sincerely, Kid P.
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Lucien Hicks
Newbie
Irony spinning at pulsar speed.
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Post by Lucien Hicks on Aug 8, 2012 3:32:04 GMT -5
@renegadereporter
Breaking news: The Church of Dark Saints is being investigated by the Portland (OR) Police Dept. for suspicion of strange behavior. #nothingstrangeatall
@renegadereporter
Church of Dark Saints representative Andrew Warhawk assured this reporter that Oblivion's ministries are completely above board and legitimate.
@renegadereporter
To be honest, the only part that surprises me? When I called the 'Church', Warhawk answered the phone. It was 2 AM on a Friday! Get a life, weirdo.
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