Post by lanceryan on Jun 11, 2007 18:08:12 GMT -5
~*~*~The scene that opens is outside of a house. We see Matt Ryan heading up the steps and ringing the doorbell. Some crashes are heard from inside of the house and the door opens to show Lance Ryan. He is looking quite angry as he sees Matt standing on his step.~*~*~
Lance:
Can you believe that? That fool blew the entire match. I cannot believe that I was teamed up with those two incompetent wrecks. Mayne Event and Perfeckshion. The two of them are worth little more than two Mexican midgets filling in a wrestling card with some humor.
I mean, how the hell do you think I was left feeling when that scumbag Jason Anderson had his hand raised in victory? That man does not deserve anything, let alone a win in a match that I am involved with. When do I get my hands on this useless waste of space?
Matt:
At the pay per view. First up you have Perfeckshion, and this newcomer Dave Holland.
~*~*~Lance looks intrigued as he moves out of the way and allows Matt to enter the house. The camera shows that Lance's temper has clearly gotten the better of him. There is a broken lamp on the floor and tables are flipped over. Matt bends over and sets a table back up~*~*~
Matt:
Good Lord, what the hell happened in here?
Lance:
I took out a little bit on my furniture. I was not coping with the idiocy of my partners very well. However, everything sounds good now. I took care of the Mayne Event after our match, and now I get Perfeckshion again on Sunday. Nothing could be better. Perfeckshion is going to go to school and learn that he has chosen the wrong profession.
I did however, see that piece that Holland did on me. Calling me the stronger of his opponents, and heralding me. It's never good to give your opponents credit. No matter what anyone says, that gets inside your head. He will start to think about my matches, and my talents and will start to doubt his own abilities. But, to each his own I suppose.
Matt:
I believe that he said that he would come up trump over the two of you, and that he was unsure if you and Perfeckshion would work together.
Lance:
Yeah, I saw that too. First off I will ease his mind. There is absolutely no way in hell that I will work together with Perfeckshion. This match is a Triple Threat, but there is indeed only ONE threat, and that is me. SO be careful what you say Dave. You wouldn't want to write yourself a check with that mouth of yours that your ass can't cash.
As far as you being trump. There is a reason that the game is called euchre. You try and take more tricks than the people that make trump. You see, you have claimed that you have made trump. What you don't know is that I hold the right, the ace and the queen with two off suit aces. You see, you have played perfectly into my hand Hollins. I will take care of Perfeckshion, and then I am coming in for the kill.
Hollins, I look forward to your next piece, it's good filler in between the tapes that I watch every week to prepare for the future. Ten years is right Dave, and after Sunday, you will become just another notch on my way back to the top.
~*~*~With that the camera fades to black and the piece comes to an end.~*~*~
Lance:
Can you believe that? That fool blew the entire match. I cannot believe that I was teamed up with those two incompetent wrecks. Mayne Event and Perfeckshion. The two of them are worth little more than two Mexican midgets filling in a wrestling card with some humor.
I mean, how the hell do you think I was left feeling when that scumbag Jason Anderson had his hand raised in victory? That man does not deserve anything, let alone a win in a match that I am involved with. When do I get my hands on this useless waste of space?
Matt:
At the pay per view. First up you have Perfeckshion, and this newcomer Dave Holland.
~*~*~Lance looks intrigued as he moves out of the way and allows Matt to enter the house. The camera shows that Lance's temper has clearly gotten the better of him. There is a broken lamp on the floor and tables are flipped over. Matt bends over and sets a table back up~*~*~
Matt:
Good Lord, what the hell happened in here?
Lance:
I took out a little bit on my furniture. I was not coping with the idiocy of my partners very well. However, everything sounds good now. I took care of the Mayne Event after our match, and now I get Perfeckshion again on Sunday. Nothing could be better. Perfeckshion is going to go to school and learn that he has chosen the wrong profession.
I did however, see that piece that Holland did on me. Calling me the stronger of his opponents, and heralding me. It's never good to give your opponents credit. No matter what anyone says, that gets inside your head. He will start to think about my matches, and my talents and will start to doubt his own abilities. But, to each his own I suppose.
Matt:
I believe that he said that he would come up trump over the two of you, and that he was unsure if you and Perfeckshion would work together.
Lance:
Yeah, I saw that too. First off I will ease his mind. There is absolutely no way in hell that I will work together with Perfeckshion. This match is a Triple Threat, but there is indeed only ONE threat, and that is me. SO be careful what you say Dave. You wouldn't want to write yourself a check with that mouth of yours that your ass can't cash.
As far as you being trump. There is a reason that the game is called euchre. You try and take more tricks than the people that make trump. You see, you have claimed that you have made trump. What you don't know is that I hold the right, the ace and the queen with two off suit aces. You see, you have played perfectly into my hand Hollins. I will take care of Perfeckshion, and then I am coming in for the kill.
Hollins, I look forward to your next piece, it's good filler in between the tapes that I watch every week to prepare for the future. Ten years is right Dave, and after Sunday, you will become just another notch on my way back to the top.
~*~*~With that the camera fades to black and the piece comes to an end.~*~*~
