Post by whysoserious on Jul 10, 2012 16:25:53 GMT -5
Oh damn this is one of the best afternoons I've ever possibly had. My kids are napping, my girl is napping, and I get to sit here on the couch playing Modern Warfare 3 for once. I rarely get to play a game anymore as the kids always want to watch TV, or Nina wants to play through Mario Bros Wii again. Yeah, I'm a bit of a gamer at times. Own all the systems. My oldest has just an Xbox in his room. All he really needs.
I shoot at a few people missing badly. I'm not too great at this game really but I just enjoy it for the few times when I can make someone rage out and stuff. Like this one kid I came across. Holy crap he called me a "faggot." His words. Yes, one of those. Then again the little prick sounded like he was sixteen and would practically shit himself if he ever saw a vagina lookin' at him. Fuckin' virgins. Actin' like they're awesome at some video game.
Brad: Bitch I make more money in one night then your mama does hookin' so she can support your drunk dad.
And silence. Seriously if you're going to shit talk me you better be able to back it up. I do that stuff for a living. I mean that'd be like going to compare your dick to John Holmes when he was alive. Sure you might do all this talking but when your pants dropped and he dwarfed you, what then? For Christ's sake these kids today are morons. Why I'm so glad Chris acts like how a kid should. Shows respect for his elders, good sportsmanship, and treats his younger siblings like a class act. No one should ever fucking question me on my parenting.
Brad: Oh so you're not saying anything? Did I strike a nerve there kid? You go off to suckle her tit because you can't possibly feed yourself because you're too goddamn busy playing this game instead of going outside. Its the summer. Go out and enjoy it.
Still nothing from him as he leaves the lobby. Brad Kane scares off another punk ass teenager. If I had a dollar for every keyboard gangster and Call of Duty fucktard lets just say I'd have a shit ton of money. Well not that much but still a good amount of money. Now someone else is talking to me in the lobby. Sounds like someone in their twenties saying its good to see someone shut up the moronic kids.
Brad: Yeah. I agree. Kids should be doing more then play this and act cool. If I hear another white kid drop an n-bomb, I swear to God I'm finding his address and personally curb stomp his dad.
This smart guy keeps talking to me as we're actually having a conversation about this sort of thing. The game really does kill today's youth. I know my son is smart enough to realize its just left alone at a game. I don't let my little ones even come close to seeing me play this at all. I keep all the mature titles in a locked part of the cabniets.
Brad: Hah yeah. I make more then anyone playing this game probably. I travel the world as a professional wrestler. A few people recognize me when I play but thats it. Not like I'm a superstar movie guy. I make good money and few people know me. Get to travel. Only down side is I'm away from my kids every weekend. Worst part of the job.
And now some shithead kid decides it'd be a great idea to call me a dickless homo. I swear these kids today need to come up with better insults than this. Rather pathetic. Almost like listening to Jay Price going on for half an hour about god knows what. Seriously. If someone looked up unrealized talent on the internet, he'd show up with his retarded ass smile.
Brad: Oh I'm dickless. You ever been inside of a vagina before? Don't answer. The squeak in your voice tells me all I really need to know. So how about you put the controller down, go to the park, and go say hi to the fat bitch who puts out.
That one put a smile on my face. Sure my insults might be long and hard to get but its certainly more original than anything these kids can come up with. I have no place in my life set up for stupid kids anymore. I’m sure if he wanted to Chris could act like these little shitheads but he doesn’t. That what makes me so proud of him. Not his smarts, his athletic ability, but his attitude. Sure he has his moments, what teenager doesn’t? This kid who is still talking to me on MW3 really needs to find his dad and get his ass beat.
Brad: Oh you’re going to report me after you called me out first? That makes so little sense as numerous people heard you going before I did. My god if your generation doesn’t get your act together I hope to shit that the world ends in December so I don’t have to see my golden years spent in this country ran by little idiots like you. You’re like the dumbest kids on the face of the earth right now. You should be embarrassed that so many other countries are kicking your ass in every single test score.
I take a break before getting my train rolling again. This is one of the few reasons why I play this game. You might call it trolling but its good for kids to hear the truth because their ‘parents’ are off doing whatever else while their kid gets away with whatever he wants.
Brad: So instead of worrying about your goddamn kill to death ratio and how you can own new people playing the game, go study for something. Get off your ass, get out your room, and play football in the park. Maybe even baseball. Anything is better for you then sitting on your ass all damn day playing a game that will never be relevant to a job application while you work at a fucking McDonald’s when you’re fifty.
And another kid has left the lobby. I’m on a good roll today. Don’t much care if they report me. Not like I can’t afford to keep making other gamer tags. I hear footsteps coming from behind me now as another game begins to start. Nina sits beside me really groggy from her nap. She lets loose with a pretty big yawns as she sees me shooting at people on the TV screen.
Nina: You winnin’ babe?
Brad: Just started this game. Did you have a good nap sexy?
I turn quickly to see Nina nod her hair as the blonde hair bounces. Never thought I’d get involved with a blonde in my life. Always was more of a brunette man until she came along. Honestly I wish I had met her years ago. We’re so awesome together. Her head rest on my shoulder as I just go ahead and quit playing the game. I can’t honestly give my full attention to the game with her near me. Plus I don’t want her to listen to me berate kids.
Nina: You didn’t have to stop playing on my part. I don’t mind it.
Brad: I know you don’t but I just prefer not to play when you’re around. I say things you shouldn’t ever have to hear. Just not very gentleman of me to curse in front of a lady.
Nina: Well aren’t you a big ol’ sweetie?
That I am. At least when I’m not in the ring being old Mr. Strong Style kicker dude. Its how I do. I lead two different lives as most of us do in and out of the ring. Though anymore my outside of the ring personality matches my in-ring. Sometimes I’m not too sure if I’m still the huge ass kicker people always thing I am. Why I scaled it back as far as WCF goes. I know that right now in my life there is no way I can possibly live up to a legend type status.
Nina: So do I get to go with you to Norway?
Brad: Duh. Can’t go anywhere without you. Except the bathroom. Man has to take his business in peace. Sometimes it’s the only peace I get around here sometimes. I mean I love all of you, but there are moments we need me time. Like today when you got to nap and I stayed up until the kids went off for their naps.
Nina: And it was a wonderful nap by the way. Really feel refreshed. Could really use a coffee.
I watch my blonde fiancée stand up as she grabs my hands pulling me with her. Looks like I’m going to get some coffee too. Not a huge fan of coffee as I prefer a cup of tea. We enter the kitchen to see Lacey and Lilly sitting at the table with some coloring books. Feels weird that they’re more independent now that they’re getting older. I remember when I had to do everything. Still do for Ryan and Kaylee.
Brad: Hey you two. Need any juice?
Lilly: Got it already daddy.
See? They don’t need me to pour their juice anymore. I can’t remember if I was like that when I was six. Then again my father was a prick and made me wrestle my brother in the front yard while spraying us with a hose. Fucking bastard. He’s most of the reason why I strive to be such a great dad to my kids. I won’t fake my own death just to mess us all up in the head.
Brad: Well if you need anything let me know, okay?
We will daddy.
Lacey tilts her head up to see Nina. I love the fact that my kids have taken to her so quickly the past seven months. Both of them hop down to hug her. Its just great to see them have a mom figure. Megan was never that great of a mom to begin with. Stupid cunt.
Lacey: Nina! How are you?
Nina: Oh I’m great Lacey. Enjoying those new coloring books?
Lilly: They awesome! I color inside lines now.
Yeah Lilly still has problems talking like a big girl. She’s only five. Only natural I’d say. True story that her first word was fuck. I’m not joking either. I took her backstage to too many wrestling shows as a baby. She smiled at me and just said fuck. I laughed so hard. Thought it was hilarious. Told the story to Nina, she thought it was grand. Megan hated it. Despite her foul mouth having a part in it. I curse more in wrestling then I do in my personal life.
Brad: Alright. Any suggestions for dinner?
Lacey: We want pizza!
Brad: Well I’ll have to talk it over with future mommy, okay?
Both of them nod as Nina gets her cup of coffee before pouring me one too. Such a sweetie. I take a sip before realizing there is no cream or sugar in it. I can’t drink my coffee straight up black. Though my sister likes her men like her coffee. Pure black.
Nina: Oh I’m so sorry. I forgot to get out the cream and sugar for us.
Brad: Its fine. You know I’m not a big coffee drinker in the first place. Tea is more of my game. Too bad we’re all out right now. Really should get to the store tomorrow to get more.
I look up at Nina who nods at me after getting out the cream and sugar. I mix all three together and my god does that taste better now.
Nina: Pizza tonight is fine by the way. I really don’t feel like making anything and the kids seems to have their hearts set on it so that’ll be fine. I’m gonna go check on Ryan, Kaylee, and Emmy to let them know what we’re having for dinner.
Brad: Alright. I’ll go tell Chris. Just hope he didn’t figure out the damn porn blocker password again. Last time that happened… it wasn’t pretty. We went through six boxes of tissue in a week for his room.
That causes Nina to pound the counter in laughter while I keep a straight face. That did happen last year. He figured out the password. My god he stayed in his room for days during the summer when he should’ve been outside. Poor kid nearly got treated for burns on his dick.
Brad: Well here’s hoping for the best. God knows I don’t need to see my kid jerking his knob to some chick getting’…
And I get the look of shut the hell you idiot. Yeah that’s probably for the best. I begin to head up the stairs with my coffee before getting to Chris’ room. I knock on the door to ensure I’m not bothering him. I hear him yell through the door.
Chris: Its open!
I grab the knob and open the door to see Chris in his chair reading a book. The same book he’s read numerous times already. The Book of Basketball. Its like the bible to him. Kid loves basketball out of any other sport he plays right now. I think he honestly hates baseball the most.
Brad: Readin’ that again huh?
Chris: Its an awesome book. Hard to disagree with his choice of Jordan as the best of all time. Though sometimes I prefer Larry Bird. Magic wasn’t great at all. Put him on another team and he’d fail hard. Suppose that’s why the best players always stay on the team that drafts them or trades their draft rights for some old dude who can’t hack it anymore. I really don’t hold Jordan’s years with the Wizards against him. Though it was still awesome when you took me to see him play the Celtics when I was six or seven.
Brad: Surprised you remember it.
Chris: Someone always remembers seeing the greatest of all time at something. It’d be like going to see the best NFL player ever. It’d be like going to see the best baseball player ever. You always remember something legendary regardless if its past the prime of its career. It’d be like going to see yo…
My son’s voice trails off. Does he really feel like I’m already past my prime at thirty three? I’m still young compared to some wrestlers but it seems like most promotions anymore keep hiring younger and younger kids. Sometimes I do feel old seeing everyone not even hitting thirty yet. I still have time left in my career but the problem is just my neck. Its holding up well but there is no telling when it’ll go and I’ll be forced to find something else to do with my life.
Brad: What was that?
Chris: Nothing. It was just a slip. I didn’t mean anything by it. Sometimes just people think on the internet that you’re too much of a wash up to mean anything. I constantly disagree with them about this. I know you’re far from washed. You’re still in great shape and with mom being a raging whore bitch this is what you have to do to prove to yourself that you’re great again.
So wise beyond his years. Only fifteen and he acts like this. I love my son. I’m not afraid to admit it either. When at a game or even just a school function I know I beam with pride when Chris is involved. I do the same for Lacey’s or Lilly’s little classes too. Without my kids I’d be nothing but a man who travels around the world for wrestling with no other purpose in life.
Chris: So I’ll be watching you on Friday, on Sunday, and on Monday. I love what you do. While I might not follow you into wrestling I’ll be forever proud to say that my dad always did what he loved to do without caring what people thought. Since the day you walked into wrestling you’ve never cared what people thought about you. People have thrown these labels on you and you’ve ignored them or just thrown their jokes back in their faces. You always want to be you and that is the best thing you’ve ever taught me.
Fuck I love this kid. Always a good source of keeping me pumped up when things get the darkest. Most kids today don’t have this sort of relationship with their parents. While he hates his mother so far Nina has been a great stand in for her. I give him a hug which he doesn’t care for. While he supports me and stuff he doesn’t like it when I give him a hug. Can’t say I blame him.
Brad: Pizza for dinner. I know you’re more than okay with that. You can invite your girlfriend over too if you want.
That brings a smile back to his face. Kid loves his girlfriend. Reminds me of Megan except the utter contempt we always had through the years. At least his relationship isn’t based on the mouth of times he could supposedly make her cum by eating her out. Fuck man, that’s how it was with Megan. Nothing real. Just a bunch of fluids mixing together. I leave his room and head back down stairs to see the kids playing with some toys while Nina is working on her personal game of Mario Bros Wii.
Nina: Was he, yanno?
Brad: Nah. He was reading a book.
Nina: Yeah he’s a good boy. I think he’ll do fine in a few years when he goes off to college. Great head on his shoulders. You’ve done a fine job with your kids despite being married to a total b-i-t-c-h who did nothing to help you at all except a few meals.
I nod my head as the she keeps doing well in the game. The kids often times enjoy watching us play Mario. Sometimes they get to play too. Lilly and Lacey mostly. The other ones are too little to play it yet I think. Emmy pops up onto the couch where her mommy sits and gives her a big hug.
Nina: Well thank you sweetie. Mommy loves you lots too.
That is a smile to my face. Kinda sweet that Emmy calls me daddy. Ryan and Kaylee call Nina mommy. I suppose that’s all due to them being so young. Lilly, Lacey, and Chris probably won’t ever call her mom but she’s there for them and its enough. Sure this isn’t how I thought my thirty third year of life would be going but dammit, I love it. Probably more then I would have with Megan back in San Diego. Here I can just relax. Iowa is a calm state. Nothing big rarely happens. Its perfect. Just the place to raise my kids in peace.
Brad: So when do we wanna go get that pizza?
All the kids jump up into the air ready to go get it. Nina smiles at them before shutting her game off. Time to go eat and enjoy my life before I get back into the ring and do a shit ton of flying. Worst part of the job by far.
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I shoot at a few people missing badly. I'm not too great at this game really but I just enjoy it for the few times when I can make someone rage out and stuff. Like this one kid I came across. Holy crap he called me a "faggot." His words. Yes, one of those. Then again the little prick sounded like he was sixteen and would practically shit himself if he ever saw a vagina lookin' at him. Fuckin' virgins. Actin' like they're awesome at some video game.
Brad: Bitch I make more money in one night then your mama does hookin' so she can support your drunk dad.
And silence. Seriously if you're going to shit talk me you better be able to back it up. I do that stuff for a living. I mean that'd be like going to compare your dick to John Holmes when he was alive. Sure you might do all this talking but when your pants dropped and he dwarfed you, what then? For Christ's sake these kids today are morons. Why I'm so glad Chris acts like how a kid should. Shows respect for his elders, good sportsmanship, and treats his younger siblings like a class act. No one should ever fucking question me on my parenting.
Brad: Oh so you're not saying anything? Did I strike a nerve there kid? You go off to suckle her tit because you can't possibly feed yourself because you're too goddamn busy playing this game instead of going outside. Its the summer. Go out and enjoy it.
Still nothing from him as he leaves the lobby. Brad Kane scares off another punk ass teenager. If I had a dollar for every keyboard gangster and Call of Duty fucktard lets just say I'd have a shit ton of money. Well not that much but still a good amount of money. Now someone else is talking to me in the lobby. Sounds like someone in their twenties saying its good to see someone shut up the moronic kids.
Brad: Yeah. I agree. Kids should be doing more then play this and act cool. If I hear another white kid drop an n-bomb, I swear to God I'm finding his address and personally curb stomp his dad.
This smart guy keeps talking to me as we're actually having a conversation about this sort of thing. The game really does kill today's youth. I know my son is smart enough to realize its just left alone at a game. I don't let my little ones even come close to seeing me play this at all. I keep all the mature titles in a locked part of the cabniets.
Brad: Hah yeah. I make more then anyone playing this game probably. I travel the world as a professional wrestler. A few people recognize me when I play but thats it. Not like I'm a superstar movie guy. I make good money and few people know me. Get to travel. Only down side is I'm away from my kids every weekend. Worst part of the job.
And now some shithead kid decides it'd be a great idea to call me a dickless homo. I swear these kids today need to come up with better insults than this. Rather pathetic. Almost like listening to Jay Price going on for half an hour about god knows what. Seriously. If someone looked up unrealized talent on the internet, he'd show up with his retarded ass smile.
Brad: Oh I'm dickless. You ever been inside of a vagina before? Don't answer. The squeak in your voice tells me all I really need to know. So how about you put the controller down, go to the park, and go say hi to the fat bitch who puts out.
That one put a smile on my face. Sure my insults might be long and hard to get but its certainly more original than anything these kids can come up with. I have no place in my life set up for stupid kids anymore. I’m sure if he wanted to Chris could act like these little shitheads but he doesn’t. That what makes me so proud of him. Not his smarts, his athletic ability, but his attitude. Sure he has his moments, what teenager doesn’t? This kid who is still talking to me on MW3 really needs to find his dad and get his ass beat.
Brad: Oh you’re going to report me after you called me out first? That makes so little sense as numerous people heard you going before I did. My god if your generation doesn’t get your act together I hope to shit that the world ends in December so I don’t have to see my golden years spent in this country ran by little idiots like you. You’re like the dumbest kids on the face of the earth right now. You should be embarrassed that so many other countries are kicking your ass in every single test score.
I take a break before getting my train rolling again. This is one of the few reasons why I play this game. You might call it trolling but its good for kids to hear the truth because their ‘parents’ are off doing whatever else while their kid gets away with whatever he wants.
Brad: So instead of worrying about your goddamn kill to death ratio and how you can own new people playing the game, go study for something. Get off your ass, get out your room, and play football in the park. Maybe even baseball. Anything is better for you then sitting on your ass all damn day playing a game that will never be relevant to a job application while you work at a fucking McDonald’s when you’re fifty.
And another kid has left the lobby. I’m on a good roll today. Don’t much care if they report me. Not like I can’t afford to keep making other gamer tags. I hear footsteps coming from behind me now as another game begins to start. Nina sits beside me really groggy from her nap. She lets loose with a pretty big yawns as she sees me shooting at people on the TV screen.
Nina: You winnin’ babe?
Brad: Just started this game. Did you have a good nap sexy?
I turn quickly to see Nina nod her hair as the blonde hair bounces. Never thought I’d get involved with a blonde in my life. Always was more of a brunette man until she came along. Honestly I wish I had met her years ago. We’re so awesome together. Her head rest on my shoulder as I just go ahead and quit playing the game. I can’t honestly give my full attention to the game with her near me. Plus I don’t want her to listen to me berate kids.
Nina: You didn’t have to stop playing on my part. I don’t mind it.
Brad: I know you don’t but I just prefer not to play when you’re around. I say things you shouldn’t ever have to hear. Just not very gentleman of me to curse in front of a lady.
Nina: Well aren’t you a big ol’ sweetie?
That I am. At least when I’m not in the ring being old Mr. Strong Style kicker dude. Its how I do. I lead two different lives as most of us do in and out of the ring. Though anymore my outside of the ring personality matches my in-ring. Sometimes I’m not too sure if I’m still the huge ass kicker people always thing I am. Why I scaled it back as far as WCF goes. I know that right now in my life there is no way I can possibly live up to a legend type status.
Nina: So do I get to go with you to Norway?
Brad: Duh. Can’t go anywhere without you. Except the bathroom. Man has to take his business in peace. Sometimes it’s the only peace I get around here sometimes. I mean I love all of you, but there are moments we need me time. Like today when you got to nap and I stayed up until the kids went off for their naps.
Nina: And it was a wonderful nap by the way. Really feel refreshed. Could really use a coffee.
I watch my blonde fiancée stand up as she grabs my hands pulling me with her. Looks like I’m going to get some coffee too. Not a huge fan of coffee as I prefer a cup of tea. We enter the kitchen to see Lacey and Lilly sitting at the table with some coloring books. Feels weird that they’re more independent now that they’re getting older. I remember when I had to do everything. Still do for Ryan and Kaylee.
Brad: Hey you two. Need any juice?
Lilly: Got it already daddy.
See? They don’t need me to pour their juice anymore. I can’t remember if I was like that when I was six. Then again my father was a prick and made me wrestle my brother in the front yard while spraying us with a hose. Fucking bastard. He’s most of the reason why I strive to be such a great dad to my kids. I won’t fake my own death just to mess us all up in the head.
Brad: Well if you need anything let me know, okay?
We will daddy.
Lacey tilts her head up to see Nina. I love the fact that my kids have taken to her so quickly the past seven months. Both of them hop down to hug her. Its just great to see them have a mom figure. Megan was never that great of a mom to begin with. Stupid cunt.
Lacey: Nina! How are you?
Nina: Oh I’m great Lacey. Enjoying those new coloring books?
Lilly: They awesome! I color inside lines now.
Yeah Lilly still has problems talking like a big girl. She’s only five. Only natural I’d say. True story that her first word was fuck. I’m not joking either. I took her backstage to too many wrestling shows as a baby. She smiled at me and just said fuck. I laughed so hard. Thought it was hilarious. Told the story to Nina, she thought it was grand. Megan hated it. Despite her foul mouth having a part in it. I curse more in wrestling then I do in my personal life.
Brad: Alright. Any suggestions for dinner?
Lacey: We want pizza!
Brad: Well I’ll have to talk it over with future mommy, okay?
Both of them nod as Nina gets her cup of coffee before pouring me one too. Such a sweetie. I take a sip before realizing there is no cream or sugar in it. I can’t drink my coffee straight up black. Though my sister likes her men like her coffee. Pure black.
Nina: Oh I’m so sorry. I forgot to get out the cream and sugar for us.
Brad: Its fine. You know I’m not a big coffee drinker in the first place. Tea is more of my game. Too bad we’re all out right now. Really should get to the store tomorrow to get more.
I look up at Nina who nods at me after getting out the cream and sugar. I mix all three together and my god does that taste better now.
Nina: Pizza tonight is fine by the way. I really don’t feel like making anything and the kids seems to have their hearts set on it so that’ll be fine. I’m gonna go check on Ryan, Kaylee, and Emmy to let them know what we’re having for dinner.
Brad: Alright. I’ll go tell Chris. Just hope he didn’t figure out the damn porn blocker password again. Last time that happened… it wasn’t pretty. We went through six boxes of tissue in a week for his room.
That causes Nina to pound the counter in laughter while I keep a straight face. That did happen last year. He figured out the password. My god he stayed in his room for days during the summer when he should’ve been outside. Poor kid nearly got treated for burns on his dick.
Brad: Well here’s hoping for the best. God knows I don’t need to see my kid jerking his knob to some chick getting’…
And I get the look of shut the hell you idiot. Yeah that’s probably for the best. I begin to head up the stairs with my coffee before getting to Chris’ room. I knock on the door to ensure I’m not bothering him. I hear him yell through the door.
Chris: Its open!
I grab the knob and open the door to see Chris in his chair reading a book. The same book he’s read numerous times already. The Book of Basketball. Its like the bible to him. Kid loves basketball out of any other sport he plays right now. I think he honestly hates baseball the most.
Brad: Readin’ that again huh?
Chris: Its an awesome book. Hard to disagree with his choice of Jordan as the best of all time. Though sometimes I prefer Larry Bird. Magic wasn’t great at all. Put him on another team and he’d fail hard. Suppose that’s why the best players always stay on the team that drafts them or trades their draft rights for some old dude who can’t hack it anymore. I really don’t hold Jordan’s years with the Wizards against him. Though it was still awesome when you took me to see him play the Celtics when I was six or seven.
Brad: Surprised you remember it.
Chris: Someone always remembers seeing the greatest of all time at something. It’d be like going to see the best NFL player ever. It’d be like going to see the best baseball player ever. You always remember something legendary regardless if its past the prime of its career. It’d be like going to see yo…
My son’s voice trails off. Does he really feel like I’m already past my prime at thirty three? I’m still young compared to some wrestlers but it seems like most promotions anymore keep hiring younger and younger kids. Sometimes I do feel old seeing everyone not even hitting thirty yet. I still have time left in my career but the problem is just my neck. Its holding up well but there is no telling when it’ll go and I’ll be forced to find something else to do with my life.
Brad: What was that?
Chris: Nothing. It was just a slip. I didn’t mean anything by it. Sometimes just people think on the internet that you’re too much of a wash up to mean anything. I constantly disagree with them about this. I know you’re far from washed. You’re still in great shape and with mom being a raging whore bitch this is what you have to do to prove to yourself that you’re great again.
So wise beyond his years. Only fifteen and he acts like this. I love my son. I’m not afraid to admit it either. When at a game or even just a school function I know I beam with pride when Chris is involved. I do the same for Lacey’s or Lilly’s little classes too. Without my kids I’d be nothing but a man who travels around the world for wrestling with no other purpose in life.
Chris: So I’ll be watching you on Friday, on Sunday, and on Monday. I love what you do. While I might not follow you into wrestling I’ll be forever proud to say that my dad always did what he loved to do without caring what people thought. Since the day you walked into wrestling you’ve never cared what people thought about you. People have thrown these labels on you and you’ve ignored them or just thrown their jokes back in their faces. You always want to be you and that is the best thing you’ve ever taught me.
Fuck I love this kid. Always a good source of keeping me pumped up when things get the darkest. Most kids today don’t have this sort of relationship with their parents. While he hates his mother so far Nina has been a great stand in for her. I give him a hug which he doesn’t care for. While he supports me and stuff he doesn’t like it when I give him a hug. Can’t say I blame him.
Brad: Pizza for dinner. I know you’re more than okay with that. You can invite your girlfriend over too if you want.
That brings a smile back to his face. Kid loves his girlfriend. Reminds me of Megan except the utter contempt we always had through the years. At least his relationship isn’t based on the mouth of times he could supposedly make her cum by eating her out. Fuck man, that’s how it was with Megan. Nothing real. Just a bunch of fluids mixing together. I leave his room and head back down stairs to see the kids playing with some toys while Nina is working on her personal game of Mario Bros Wii.
Nina: Was he, yanno?
Brad: Nah. He was reading a book.
Nina: Yeah he’s a good boy. I think he’ll do fine in a few years when he goes off to college. Great head on his shoulders. You’ve done a fine job with your kids despite being married to a total b-i-t-c-h who did nothing to help you at all except a few meals.
I nod my head as the she keeps doing well in the game. The kids often times enjoy watching us play Mario. Sometimes they get to play too. Lilly and Lacey mostly. The other ones are too little to play it yet I think. Emmy pops up onto the couch where her mommy sits and gives her a big hug.
Nina: Well thank you sweetie. Mommy loves you lots too.
That is a smile to my face. Kinda sweet that Emmy calls me daddy. Ryan and Kaylee call Nina mommy. I suppose that’s all due to them being so young. Lilly, Lacey, and Chris probably won’t ever call her mom but she’s there for them and its enough. Sure this isn’t how I thought my thirty third year of life would be going but dammit, I love it. Probably more then I would have with Megan back in San Diego. Here I can just relax. Iowa is a calm state. Nothing big rarely happens. Its perfect. Just the place to raise my kids in peace.
Brad: So when do we wanna go get that pizza?
All the kids jump up into the air ready to go get it. Nina smiles at them before shutting her game off. Time to go eat and enjoy my life before I get back into the ring and do a shit ton of flying. Worst part of the job by far.
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“Last time anyone with WCF saw me in something that goes with WCF or close to was the last edition of XIII when I beat Roy Speede just like I said I was going to do. I beat him within an inch of his life again and I still think he doesn’t get it. Don’t think he ever will either. When I see the kid on DVR after I get home working I just like to punch him in the face. People always ask me why don’t I work for this promotion anymore. It’s simple. WCF runs the same night as the other “big” promotion I work for does.
I can’t be in two places at once. I love WCF. Always will but its passed me by outside of this show. This is what I’ll keep appearing on until this place shuts the doors down for good. I was on the the first XIII. I was in the first match. I beat Logan in the middle of the ring. I beat the supposed man of WCF when he still mostly gave a shit about professional wrestling. Long before he would walk out of title matches. Wasn’t he supposed to be at this XIII but backed out because he’s too much of a pussy or something?
Don’t much care about I suppose. Not like it really matters if a man who stands everything Seth Lerch wants for in a professional wrestler shows up in a show that Creeping Death runs who is like the anti-Seth Lerch kind of wrestler. A guy who makes his own rules. A man who doesn’t fondle Lerch’s balls with his mouth in order to keep getting title shots well past his prime. I swear to God if I see more thing about the ToT or the DoT, I’m going to throw my goddamn TV out of the window.
Its like WCF has this notion that anytime new people join they really need to trot out the old assholes to show off how awesome they are. Why do you think I left in the first place? People like me laid ground work for a place to flourish. I notice the talent is getting better and better. So I leave. Sure you might label me a pussy but I assure you I’m not. I know that I’m not the type of guy to carry a promotion. I don’t want to take up a roster spot to keep someone from realizing that potential.
Makes me sad to see how corrupted FPV has gotten since the DoT or whatever T stable started up in the past few months. When I tagged with this kid he loved it. He wanted to be a popular guy. Now he’s scumming around with the shitheads of the earth? Guys that’ll fuck his career up because they want to stay up in the spotlight for as long as they can? It’s pathetic. Its one of the most pathetic things I’ve seen in WCF since 2004. Seeing guys like FPV getting thrown into an inner circle of something is just… makes me hate my profession.
Its why I wish Logan would’ve stayed in this match or whatever the hell it was. I don’t remember. What does matter is this match. Monarch of the Mat. This is what this whole thing is called right? In my match I got a couple of blue chippers and someone I’m not familiar with what so ever. Sounds about right for a show like this. But Jeff Purse knows me very well. Johnny Reb knows me very well. Those two men I have history with.
I’m sure that Purse remembers when I took that tag title off of him with FPV. I remember the verbal exchanges between the two of us in the week leading up to that match. If I recall I was too old to do anything in my career or something like that. Sometimes we have to be shown that we’re wrong and I like to think that Purse and I gained a better understanding of the other on that night.
Since then it looks like he’s made quite a name for himself. Glad to see your success. United States Champion if I recall? I held that belt about three years ago or so. Not for very long but I held it. That title is a fantastic stepping stone to the world title as you’ve seen before. Even if the prime example right now is something I currently despise after seeing so much promise in before hand. Funny how the one thing that connected us in the first place, Purse, is the man that holds the top prize in the company now.
Always like to see someone make a great name for themselves in the singles ranks. You have the potential to become even better Jeff. I hope you continue down the path you’re on to something great. I believe in you too. Just don’t fuck me over like FPV did. Not that I’m bitter about him joining up with men that I hate more than anything else in the world.
Funny tangent. I was once commish of this company and forced Seth to go out on a date with the Hot Dog Mascot by outsmarting him. Not that it’s a really hard thing to do mind you.
Johnny Reb. The man who I was so thrilled for when he won the World Title. It was one of the best moments this company has ever seen. I remember back in GWC when I knew you had something in you to become a great professional wrestler and you have. I don’t know what more to say. I’m just really not in the mood to run people I respect down to the ground. Mostly everyone in this tournament has earned my respect from their wrestling ability and how they handle themselves out of the ring.
Everyone except Gravedigger but there’s no way he’ll beat Obv or KP. That’s just stupid to think he even has a shot at beating those two. Oh and Kira too. Thank god Creeps loaded him up against those three. For once CD didn’t fuck something up. Good job bro. Way to book a better show then Seth Lerch. Another reason why I enjoy working on XIII more then a Seth Lerch show.
Creeping Death knows how to book a card right. Still this should be a great night of professional wrestling. Really looking forward to wrestling in Norway for the first time in my career. I’ve heard they’re a very nice group of people so I hope that’s not all fictionalized.
Oh and one more thing. Zombie McMorris isn’t it? Best fucking name ever.
Peace.”
I can’t be in two places at once. I love WCF. Always will but its passed me by outside of this show. This is what I’ll keep appearing on until this place shuts the doors down for good. I was on the the first XIII. I was in the first match. I beat Logan in the middle of the ring. I beat the supposed man of WCF when he still mostly gave a shit about professional wrestling. Long before he would walk out of title matches. Wasn’t he supposed to be at this XIII but backed out because he’s too much of a pussy or something?
Don’t much care about I suppose. Not like it really matters if a man who stands everything Seth Lerch wants for in a professional wrestler shows up in a show that Creeping Death runs who is like the anti-Seth Lerch kind of wrestler. A guy who makes his own rules. A man who doesn’t fondle Lerch’s balls with his mouth in order to keep getting title shots well past his prime. I swear to God if I see more thing about the ToT or the DoT, I’m going to throw my goddamn TV out of the window.
Its like WCF has this notion that anytime new people join they really need to trot out the old assholes to show off how awesome they are. Why do you think I left in the first place? People like me laid ground work for a place to flourish. I notice the talent is getting better and better. So I leave. Sure you might label me a pussy but I assure you I’m not. I know that I’m not the type of guy to carry a promotion. I don’t want to take up a roster spot to keep someone from realizing that potential.
Makes me sad to see how corrupted FPV has gotten since the DoT or whatever T stable started up in the past few months. When I tagged with this kid he loved it. He wanted to be a popular guy. Now he’s scumming around with the shitheads of the earth? Guys that’ll fuck his career up because they want to stay up in the spotlight for as long as they can? It’s pathetic. Its one of the most pathetic things I’ve seen in WCF since 2004. Seeing guys like FPV getting thrown into an inner circle of something is just… makes me hate my profession.
Its why I wish Logan would’ve stayed in this match or whatever the hell it was. I don’t remember. What does matter is this match. Monarch of the Mat. This is what this whole thing is called right? In my match I got a couple of blue chippers and someone I’m not familiar with what so ever. Sounds about right for a show like this. But Jeff Purse knows me very well. Johnny Reb knows me very well. Those two men I have history with.
I’m sure that Purse remembers when I took that tag title off of him with FPV. I remember the verbal exchanges between the two of us in the week leading up to that match. If I recall I was too old to do anything in my career or something like that. Sometimes we have to be shown that we’re wrong and I like to think that Purse and I gained a better understanding of the other on that night.
Since then it looks like he’s made quite a name for himself. Glad to see your success. United States Champion if I recall? I held that belt about three years ago or so. Not for very long but I held it. That title is a fantastic stepping stone to the world title as you’ve seen before. Even if the prime example right now is something I currently despise after seeing so much promise in before hand. Funny how the one thing that connected us in the first place, Purse, is the man that holds the top prize in the company now.
Always like to see someone make a great name for themselves in the singles ranks. You have the potential to become even better Jeff. I hope you continue down the path you’re on to something great. I believe in you too. Just don’t fuck me over like FPV did. Not that I’m bitter about him joining up with men that I hate more than anything else in the world.
Funny tangent. I was once commish of this company and forced Seth to go out on a date with the Hot Dog Mascot by outsmarting him. Not that it’s a really hard thing to do mind you.
Johnny Reb. The man who I was so thrilled for when he won the World Title. It was one of the best moments this company has ever seen. I remember back in GWC when I knew you had something in you to become a great professional wrestler and you have. I don’t know what more to say. I’m just really not in the mood to run people I respect down to the ground. Mostly everyone in this tournament has earned my respect from their wrestling ability and how they handle themselves out of the ring.
Everyone except Gravedigger but there’s no way he’ll beat Obv or KP. That’s just stupid to think he even has a shot at beating those two. Oh and Kira too. Thank god Creeps loaded him up against those three. For once CD didn’t fuck something up. Good job bro. Way to book a better show then Seth Lerch. Another reason why I enjoy working on XIII more then a Seth Lerch show.
Creeping Death knows how to book a card right. Still this should be a great night of professional wrestling. Really looking forward to wrestling in Norway for the first time in my career. I’ve heard they’re a very nice group of people so I hope that’s not all fictionalized.
Oh and one more thing. Zombie McMorris isn’t it? Best fucking name ever.
Peace.”
