Cha-Cha wants YOU!

[Noob Cha-Cha]

Dear Cha-Cha’s,

It has occurred to your Noob Queen that she is surrounded by very odd individuals. The list goes on; to a name few would be mentioning failed pimps, 1800’s fanatical lunatics, and my personal favorite masters of the knot tying.

WCF’s application process or better said lack of one led to the flooding of circus clowns. You may think that I myself am a clown, and that I’m being very hypocritical. This is not the case. Noob Cha-Cha is a person in a mask who wrestles better than everyone else. That is that.

This Sunday those skills will be demonstrated. Hunter Valentyne’s face is going to be torn into five pieces, maybe six and flushed down a toilet. I will then crawl through the slimy underbelly wasteland of Oley to rediscover his face(s) and flush them all over again.

Hunter Valentyne will be mine. Hunter Valentyne will be mine. Hunter Valentyne will be mine. Hunter Valentyne will be mine.

Hunter Valentyne will be… mine.

Yours,
Noob Cha-Cha

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P.S I long to bathe naked in YOUR BLOOD.[/i]

HAPPY JULY FOURTH CHA-CHA’S! UNLEASH YOUR CHA-CHA LIKE A PATRIOT!

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[The Polar Phantasm]

@icebergsix

Your (theoretical possible future) children will be frightening.

And awesome.