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Post by Mystery Opponent on Jun 2, 2012 16:22:58 GMT -5
According to an anonymous source, a new discovery has been made in the reasoning as to why Corey Black left the WCF. After extensive research, it was recently determined that Corey Black has a niece whose recent rise to fame through viral youtube videos and the death threats made by many who were overly critical of her performance may have led to the former WCF World Champion leaving the company to avoid some of the media attention.
The girl in question, Rebecca Black, rose to fame in February of 2011, when the music video for the song "Friday" was uploaded, and many critics reviewed it as the "worst song ever". Many viewers even posted death threats toward the girl and her family on the video's Youtube page.
With the recent discovery that Black is the niece of professional wrestler Corey "Creeping Death" Black, a new light has been shed on the reasoning for the former World Champion's abrupt exit from the company.
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Post by Doc Henry on Jun 2, 2012 16:25:28 GMT -5
@confedchamp
And here I thought they were announcing he finally decided to get the sex change operation...
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Post by Seth on Jun 2, 2012 16:29:07 GMT -5
@sethhatestwitter
Sorry, Corey. I kept it covered up as long as I could. The truth is out.
#CoreyLovesFriday
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jun 2, 2012 17:04:47 GMT -5
@icebergsix
Johnny Reb told me about the CB/Rebecca Black thing months ago... or was it next week? #campaignforrealtime
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Post by Corey Black on Jun 2, 2012 17:15:16 GMT -5
Roy Speede is still a #boudle.
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Post by Corey Black on Jun 2, 2012 17:16:08 GMT -5
Also...
WHICH SEAT SHOULD I TAAAAAKE?!
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jun 2, 2012 17:59:40 GMT -5
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Post by FPV on Jun 2, 2012 18:02:33 GMT -5
Do you really believe anything off of 4chan, Kid? It's fucking 4chan, for cripes sake.
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jun 2, 2012 18:32:04 GMT -5
The crazies are usually the ones who get it closest to right.
Unfortunately, they also make porn out of everything and sound like lunatics when they talk... so, hey. You take the bad with the good.
Where do you expect to find the awesome conspiracy theories anyway, USA Today? Jeez, man. Did the Lone Gunmen teach you nothing?
What am I saying. You're way too young to have watched enough X-Files.
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Post by Benjamin Atreyu on Jun 2, 2012 19:37:42 GMT -5
I'm quoting this so I can like it again.
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Post by The Perfect Ten on Jun 2, 2012 20:47:34 GMT -5
oh wowzers... Poor CD [/font]
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Post by Odin Balfore on Jun 2, 2012 22:15:02 GMT -5
Also... WHICH SEAT SHOULD I TAAAAAKE?!
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Post by Johnny Reb on Jun 4, 2012 22:28:12 GMT -5
This is one of the best threads ever. Although, to give credit where it's due, it was actually FPV who noticed the Corey Black/Rebecca Black connection.
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Post by FPV on Jun 4, 2012 22:32:59 GMT -5
This is one of the best threads ever. Although, to give credit where it's due, it was actually FPV who noticed the Corey Black/Rebecca Black connection. When did I ever do that, eh?
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