Post by The 8th Wonder on Apr 19, 2012 12:10:04 GMT -5
In an effort to measure improvements in their mental processes and adaptive behavior, Markus Jayson and Kelvin Staylor of The 8th Wonder are required to submit a log of their daily activities. The log can be found below, written by Kelvin Staylor.
4/16/12: Put on our favorite high-heel boots and fishnets and stood on the corner outside the house. Fell asleep. Butt kinda hurts now.
4/17/12: Took Duchess Havoc for a walk in the park. Forgot his leash. Now we're creating missing groundhog posters.
4/18/12: Markus thought a pear was a grenade. Now he won't leave the house without an army helmet. I went to the library and asked for a book on how to read.
4/19/12: We put a bag of M&M's on layaway at Wall-Mart. Can't wait for that first wrestling paycheck!
4/20/12: Tried to search google for google but stupid google just kept trying to make me search. We also smoked a graham cracker to celebrate 4/20
4/21/12: Went to Sonic today. Was really excited to meet Tails, Shadow, and Knuckles, but they must not have been in. All I got was a stupid limeade.
4/22/12: We switched the men's and women's restroom signs at the mall in Reading and got to see our first pair of boobies!
4/23/12: Still sitting backstage at the WCF arena. Can't walk. Can't move. Everything hurts. Why is Balfore so angry?
4/24/12: Markus and I went chunky dipping with some hotties in the blow up pool at our Mom's peanut farm. Chunky dipping is like skinny dipping, only with fat chicks.
4/25/12: Finally put Duchess Havoc's profile up on eHarmony. Who will be able to resist with this profile picture?
4/26/12: Learned how to double our amount of hot pockets: Put a hot pocket in your pocket and allow the warmness to give you an erection. Now you have two hot pockets!
4/27/12: David Arquette is teaching us how to wrestle! Watch out Parental Advisory!
4/30/12: For the record, we only lost last night because Adam Young kept rubbing my Willie & Wonkas while we were in the ring.
4/16/12: Put on our favorite high-heel boots and fishnets and stood on the corner outside the house. Fell asleep. Butt kinda hurts now.
4/17/12: Took Duchess Havoc for a walk in the park. Forgot his leash. Now we're creating missing groundhog posters.
4/18/12: Markus thought a pear was a grenade. Now he won't leave the house without an army helmet. I went to the library and asked for a book on how to read.
4/19/12: We put a bag of M&M's on layaway at Wall-Mart. Can't wait for that first wrestling paycheck!
4/20/12: Tried to search google for google but stupid google just kept trying to make me search. We also smoked a graham cracker to celebrate 4/20
4/21/12: Went to Sonic today. Was really excited to meet Tails, Shadow, and Knuckles, but they must not have been in. All I got was a stupid limeade.
4/22/12: We switched the men's and women's restroom signs at the mall in Reading and got to see our first pair of boobies!
4/23/12: Still sitting backstage at the WCF arena. Can't walk. Can't move. Everything hurts. Why is Balfore so angry?
4/24/12: Markus and I went chunky dipping with some hotties in the blow up pool at our Mom's peanut farm. Chunky dipping is like skinny dipping, only with fat chicks.
4/25/12: Finally put Duchess Havoc's profile up on eHarmony. Who will be able to resist with this profile picture?
4/26/12: Learned how to double our amount of hot pockets: Put a hot pocket in your pocket and allow the warmness to give you an erection. Now you have two hot pockets!
4/27/12: David Arquette is teaching us how to wrestle! Watch out Parental Advisory!
4/30/12: For the record, we only lost last night because Adam Young kept rubbing my Willie & Wonkas while we were in the ring.
