Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2012 19:03:28 GMT -5
The scene opens up in a lockerroom. Gravedigger is putting on a blue tank top as the camera turns on. He looks up at the camera as he slides on a pair of weight lifting gloves. He smirks.
Gravedigger: FPV, I gotta laugh at your recent promo. First you try making fun of my people and pretty much get kicked out of a Home Depot. You go on to start talking trash about me and I gotta say that you really entertained me with your attempts at talking trash about me.
Yeah, like I said, your ATTEMPTS. I call them attempts because you are so full of shit on so many of the things you said about me. You claim I’m no longer relevant and you’re the one that people want to see. You could not be more wrong about that. If I was so irrelevant, I would still be main eventing Slam as often as I do. I have been in the main event of MANY episodes of Slam since I returned a few months ago. I’m still putting asses in the seat. I’m still moving merchandise. I’m still upping the ratings and buyrates every week. Even though I’m at odds with Seth again, I can guarantee you that if I put out a challenge to the world champion for his belt that Seth would rush to sign me in a second because Gravedigger in a world title match is guaranteed money and already being a three-time champion, there’s also a highly likely chance that I would emerge from the match with my hand raised and the belt strapped around my waist.
You claim you’re the one people want to see? Please, the only reason people want to see you is because you’re aligned with Logan. People want to see you get screwed over just like everyone else who has teamed with Logan in the past. You talked about doing research during your promo, but obviously that doesn’t apply to your partnership with Logan, because anyone that does research on Logan would realize the mistake they’d be making by being friends with him. Good luck with that. I’d watch my ass if I were you and there’s so many things I mean by that.
Oh and speaking of history, I’m amused that you bring up that you were the recent United States champion as if that’s supposed to be impressive. You think being the United States champion matters to me? Look back at the last two years where I have won the World title, Tag titles, Hardcore title, and US title. What the hell have you done in the last two years? Two Tag title reigns and a US title reign, big freakin deal. Oh and you claim you’ve done all this research on me but one of the things you fell into a trap over is by calling me out on my wrestling ethics. If you honestly did your research, you’ll know that I don’t care how I get my wins. A win is a win to me. I’m not here to be honorable and some kind of freakish boy scout. I’m here to destroy people and win.
You want to talk shit about my stint as Hector Rodriguez? You claim you did your homework? I give you an F on your homework if all you got out of that time was me hiding behind a mask to get noticed. If you really had done your homework you would have seen me become the United States champion and World champion. Speaking of the world title, how many world titles have you won? None, that’s right. How many shots have you received at the world title? Not a fucking one. You really want to compare yourself to me when you’re not even deemed good enough by WCF management to receive a world title shot in the time you’ve been here? If you’re so amazing as you like to believe, you would have at least gotten a shot. Your only real claims to fame here in WCF are beating Jay Price and D-Day. I’ve beaten the best and I’ve been the best.
If that wasn’t enough of a gem to here you try and talk about my past and try and talk about how you’re better than me, it’s to hear you talk about pain and how badass you supposedly are. You think booking yourself into a Euthanasia match is supposed to make you look badass? First of all, it just makes you look stupid. Second, let’s look at your past here in WCF again. How many matches have you been in where the match wasn’t your standard match? How many hardcore matches have you even been in here in WCF? Last time I checked, you’ve been in as many hardcore style matches as you have been in world title matches. ZERO. Who the hell do you think you’re fooling when you claim to be hardcore and badass and think that people should look at you and just think that? I’ve been in countless hardcore matches in my WCF career. I just spent the last several MONTHS in hardcore matches. I AM the Epitome of Hardcore and you want to sit there and brag like you’re some badass. You want to brag like you’re impervious to pain? Like there’s nothing I could put you through that would hurt?
FPV, you’re stepping into my domain. You’re stepping into the world of Gravedigger. No, it’s not some world filled with chalupas, tacos and Mexican immigrants like you believe. No, you’re stepping into the real world of Gravedigger. You’re stepping into a world where I reign supreme. Where I am your king. You’re stepping into a world where you suffer and deal with the most horrendous pain you’ve ever been in. You’ve never stepped into the ring with me in a hardcore match. You’ve never even been in a hardcore match here in your WCF career. Speaking of your WCF career, it’s going to be over tomorrow night at XIII. I am Gravedigger. I am a legend. I am the Epitome of Hardcore. When I’m through with you after our Last Man Standing match, you’ll be lucky if you can ever stand again. I’m glad you brought a shovel, I’ll bring the dirt to put over top of your sorry carcass when I’m finished with you. At XIII, the career of FPV is over. At XIII, I will bury you.
The scene fades to black.
Gravedigger: FPV, I gotta laugh at your recent promo. First you try making fun of my people and pretty much get kicked out of a Home Depot. You go on to start talking trash about me and I gotta say that you really entertained me with your attempts at talking trash about me.
Yeah, like I said, your ATTEMPTS. I call them attempts because you are so full of shit on so many of the things you said about me. You claim I’m no longer relevant and you’re the one that people want to see. You could not be more wrong about that. If I was so irrelevant, I would still be main eventing Slam as often as I do. I have been in the main event of MANY episodes of Slam since I returned a few months ago. I’m still putting asses in the seat. I’m still moving merchandise. I’m still upping the ratings and buyrates every week. Even though I’m at odds with Seth again, I can guarantee you that if I put out a challenge to the world champion for his belt that Seth would rush to sign me in a second because Gravedigger in a world title match is guaranteed money and already being a three-time champion, there’s also a highly likely chance that I would emerge from the match with my hand raised and the belt strapped around my waist.
You claim you’re the one people want to see? Please, the only reason people want to see you is because you’re aligned with Logan. People want to see you get screwed over just like everyone else who has teamed with Logan in the past. You talked about doing research during your promo, but obviously that doesn’t apply to your partnership with Logan, because anyone that does research on Logan would realize the mistake they’d be making by being friends with him. Good luck with that. I’d watch my ass if I were you and there’s so many things I mean by that.
Oh and speaking of history, I’m amused that you bring up that you were the recent United States champion as if that’s supposed to be impressive. You think being the United States champion matters to me? Look back at the last two years where I have won the World title, Tag titles, Hardcore title, and US title. What the hell have you done in the last two years? Two Tag title reigns and a US title reign, big freakin deal. Oh and you claim you’ve done all this research on me but one of the things you fell into a trap over is by calling me out on my wrestling ethics. If you honestly did your research, you’ll know that I don’t care how I get my wins. A win is a win to me. I’m not here to be honorable and some kind of freakish boy scout. I’m here to destroy people and win.
You want to talk shit about my stint as Hector Rodriguez? You claim you did your homework? I give you an F on your homework if all you got out of that time was me hiding behind a mask to get noticed. If you really had done your homework you would have seen me become the United States champion and World champion. Speaking of the world title, how many world titles have you won? None, that’s right. How many shots have you received at the world title? Not a fucking one. You really want to compare yourself to me when you’re not even deemed good enough by WCF management to receive a world title shot in the time you’ve been here? If you’re so amazing as you like to believe, you would have at least gotten a shot. Your only real claims to fame here in WCF are beating Jay Price and D-Day. I’ve beaten the best and I’ve been the best.
If that wasn’t enough of a gem to here you try and talk about my past and try and talk about how you’re better than me, it’s to hear you talk about pain and how badass you supposedly are. You think booking yourself into a Euthanasia match is supposed to make you look badass? First of all, it just makes you look stupid. Second, let’s look at your past here in WCF again. How many matches have you been in where the match wasn’t your standard match? How many hardcore matches have you even been in here in WCF? Last time I checked, you’ve been in as many hardcore style matches as you have been in world title matches. ZERO. Who the hell do you think you’re fooling when you claim to be hardcore and badass and think that people should look at you and just think that? I’ve been in countless hardcore matches in my WCF career. I just spent the last several MONTHS in hardcore matches. I AM the Epitome of Hardcore and you want to sit there and brag like you’re some badass. You want to brag like you’re impervious to pain? Like there’s nothing I could put you through that would hurt?
FPV, you’re stepping into my domain. You’re stepping into the world of Gravedigger. No, it’s not some world filled with chalupas, tacos and Mexican immigrants like you believe. No, you’re stepping into the real world of Gravedigger. You’re stepping into a world where I reign supreme. Where I am your king. You’re stepping into a world where you suffer and deal with the most horrendous pain you’ve ever been in. You’ve never stepped into the ring with me in a hardcore match. You’ve never even been in a hardcore match here in your WCF career. Speaking of your WCF career, it’s going to be over tomorrow night at XIII. I am Gravedigger. I am a legend. I am the Epitome of Hardcore. When I’m through with you after our Last Man Standing match, you’ll be lucky if you can ever stand again. I’m glad you brought a shovel, I’ll bring the dirt to put over top of your sorry carcass when I’m finished with you. At XIII, the career of FPV is over. At XIII, I will bury you.
The scene fades to black.
