See You in Tokyo Apr 12, 2012 11:18:50 GMT -5
Post by Odin Balfore on Apr 12, 2012 11:18:50 GMT -5
See you in Tokyo
Lance “ Nerd Rage “ Norman
* The scene opens to Odin Balfore stepping aboard his privet jet with gear bag on hi shoulder. Odin ducks down slightly and makes his way through the plane before. Odin slings his gear bag from his shoulder, up an over to the storage compartment about his luxury seat. A quick look around shows us a small bar, another luxury seat an a small couch; all in the main section of the plane. Odin takes a seat an lets out a relaxing groan as he settles in for a long trip. Odin stretches out his arms before looking at the camera. *
Odin: Its all clear now, Lance. Sorry, “ Lance. “ Quotations. You thought that you were going to get off easy, did you not? That you wouldn’t be fighting Odin Balfore. You thought that this was like IWF. You thought that this was something completely different then what it actually is. This is Real. I’m really on a plane, really headed to Tokyo. Where are you? Are you at IWF Corporate or in your mothers basement sitting at a computer screen? I’ll take the latter. Know this though, this isn’t going to prevent you from being dragged across the globe to meet your fate. This is Thirteen. You’ll be dragged by your ankles, kicking and screaming while you clutch your Harry Potter wizard wand and your little plush snow owl screaming “ I don’t want to fight the giant man!”
You may not want to now, but it will happen. Your confidence level has dropped off exponentially since you realized that “ Odin Balfore” with Quotations was more then just some cheep gimmick. Odin Balfore is just that. I am who I say I am. Unlike some people I’ve had the displeasure of having to work with.
* Cough. *
I’d say something witty during that cough, like you or Corey Black or somebody but I don’t think I can cough that long to name every asshole like you Lance, who thought that they could make a name off my legacy. Now that I’ve enraged you so much, the same rage that you fought so hard to ignite within myself. You don’t want to hear it. What is the matter? You don’t want to party with The Cancer of Pro Wrestling?
* Odin chuckles. *
No, why would you. You know that your career, your legitimacy and your worth, along with the worth of IWF would be found out and destroyed. Now you are facing that reality. You are facing the inevitable repercussions of your hubris, Lance. In just a few more hours you’ll have to step out from your rule of IWF. You’ll have to step out from your rule, stepping out from the curtain and the smoke with the mirrors. The world is going to see a fifty year old man or twelve year old man child face the destiny that you brought upon himself. You chose to step into the pit. That was completely your call by your design. Black may have chose you but it is YOU who jumped the rail and pelted the lion with pebbles and sand. That’s all you’ve been doing when you were on camera for the limited amount of time that we’ve seen you. You attempted to anger me with pebbles and sand; the jokes of raccoons and Television shows. Where as I have effectively crushed your skull like a grapefruit by making you out yourself for the weekend warrior that you are, who is as foreign to my world as he would be the surface of the moon. Maybe that is supposedly to be the embarrassing moment. The moment where I step into the ring at the Tokyo Dome and two ring hands bring out a podium and lap top for me to fight. Wouldn’t that be the ultimate joke? Ha! Ha-ha!
* Odin shrugs. *
That would be funny, Odin Balfore wrestling a laptop. It would defiantly be more entertaining then anything you could offer on your part across the ring from me. At least the lap top could some how shock me and make my graying hair stand up. That would actually be a more offensive and devastating move then anything you could physically do to me in the ring. Remember that Lance, you can easily be out preformed by a piece of cheap plastic and circuitry. Some might say that would be more embarrassing for me. It would be, it could be but I can think of a lot more things. Things like Losing to Corey Black in a straight up one on one match with out any interference.
* Odin pauses and thinks to himself. *
BUT, I got another year for that. You on the other hand Lance, you have till tomorrow. You have till tomorrow to figure out what is more embarrassing. The real loss to Odin Balfore, which is not embarrassing at all or the real exposure to the entire world that IWF just a bunch of weekend warriors like Corey Black pretending to be something that I really am.
A Bad Motha Fucka.
I say pretend because he’s not. I say pretend because you are not. I say pretend because anyone who joins up with IWF is NOT. They are not pro wrestlers. I am. They are not champions. I am. They are no where near being the figure head of this industry. I am. So go and get on your little website, ticker-tact on your keyboard and rage ALL you want about how I’m ruining the business that you really are not apart of but remember; you have bags to packs. You have bags to pack, a story to tell, a company to close an a funeral to arrange. Me? I get to pack my bags, enjoy a great country, eat some great food, collect a pay check and rub it all in Corey Blacks face. Maybe this will bring him back to WCF. It’ll be Odin Balfore who will cement his ties to Corey Black as the man who resurrects and destroys his career. One thing I can’t do though is mend its legitimacy because you Lance, have ruined that.
You’ve ruined Corey Blacks legitimacy at his own show, in defense of him. So thank you for walking into my trap and performing my plan to letter. I couldn’t have asked for a better troll then some guy who works off the internet. I also couldn’t have asked for a better punching bag because Black is still seeing that therapist from the first time it happened.
* Odin looks directly into the camera. *
See Black. Even when you make me lose I still win. So just give up now because it’s all over for Corey Black the wrestler and the man because he’s been out smarted by Odin Balfore.
* Odin chuckles. *
Now even I gotta say, that’s pretty fucking embarrassing Because well you've been.. roll the clip.
* Odin waves to the camera. *
See ya in Tokyo.