Nerd Rage Apr 10, 2012 11:58:19 GMT -5
Post by Odin Balfore on Apr 10, 2012 11:58:19 GMT -5
" Nerd Rage "
Lance “ Armstrong “ Norman
* The scene opens to Odin Balfore walking out of the front door of his estate with his gear bag slung over his shoulder. The camera pans out to keep him in frame as he walks towards it. Mid way down his long walkway he stops and shrugs at the camera with a smirk on his face. *
Odin: Armstrong, what happened? You have finally blown your last remaining mental faculty. Whatever golden nugget you had stashed away for our little fight has gone away. It has left you like oh so many women of the night. I can see that all the pressure of stepping into the ring with me has finally fried your brain. Now you truly understand why you can never truly defeat Odin Balfore, mate. God, man. Go back to acting school because you are British accent is starting to sound like you came from a land down unda, eh?
I finally came in there and killed all the guys in your base, haven’t I? The last bastion of hope that you had, is gone. You know that out side of the business you have a Roy Speede’s chance in a brothel of getting laid.
* HA! It is funny because he cannot. *
Now, you finally admit that in the ring you compete with me. Sp which is it? I will tell you, it is all the above. I am sorry that I had to “expose” the business to the owner of the company that is supposedly “better” then my own. I am sorry that I had to crush your hopes and dreams that you could have half-naked grown men really beating each other up just for you. Just for your own sick and twisted amusement. Its guys like you, Lance Armstrong Norman who give the hard working guys in this business a bad name. Any asshole with a Keyboard can go on line and Google the IN’s and OUT’s of Pro Wrestling. This is Two thousand and Twelve, not nineteen fifty. I am glad though that you took the time away from your sorry excuse of an internet community to Google the word “keyfabe” and use it in a sentence. For the past three promos, you could not make up your mind if you were or were not better then me. Now all the sudden you’re an over night expert on the industry that yesterday you knew nothing about because you think with no in ring experience you ca have a win over me? There is only one logical reason for that. You are a man who seemingly prides himself on logical reasons, so I gave it to you.
No, No, Lance. You are just mad because know that you know the true repercussions of this match, you are upset. You’re upset because you realize that I’ll still be Odin Balfore the twelve year vet and the diamond engraved standard of what it means to wrestle and be apart of WCF. While you, you will just be some pre teen bed wetter, nerd raging on Call of Duty. Lance Norman is just a fictitious name you use on an internet community so that you can pretend to be me. I can see now, why Corey Black does so well. He probably just ticker-tacts on the keyboard all day, using the real experience he got from WCF to completely destroy your forum based, fictional army of weekend warriors and pizza delivery men. Tell me, does he wear a mask of my likeness to the ring in your company? Oh, that is right… Silly me. You do not have a company. You do not have a company and you are not a real person. You are names probably Mike or Jim and you spend all day ogling the sears catalog because you are too much of menstruating little bitch to click on over to some porn sites.
* Odin raises his left arm to the look at the watch that clearly is not there. *
I would love to stay and chat more, Lance about your fantasy things. Your “ E-Fedding” I do not know what that is so I will check it out when I get back from Japan. Ya know that place where you really have to show up too and really wrestle me for real but I understand if you do not show up. I cannot blame you. I cannot blame you if you want to continue to nerd rage behind a computer all day. I can tell you that it’s a safer option then having to go toe to toe with me with the very realistic chance that you’ll need to be air lifted out so thy can stop your large intestine from entering your lungs.It realy is the safer option because WHEN you step into that ring with me on Friday the world will not only see what a fucking hack you are, you're company is but what a truly patahic troll the two of you are.
Thats what you are Lance. King of the trolls. Thats what Black is. Champion of the internet trolls while Odin Balfore is the very real terminal illness of a very real industry. No, Not pretend like you like to do but the kind thats going to happen to you when you don't know for sure if you'll ake it out of this without some mentally and phsyically scarring events taking place.
I can understand though if you do not get what that means. If you do not understand, they “shoot” that I am saying then allow me to put it in words that you can understand. Before I do though. Weeping Death, next time you want to embarrasses yourself just step into the ring with me one on one again an I’ll be happy to power bomb you back out of that ring. Be it WCF or any other REAL wrestling promotion. Its obvious to me that in order for you to continue to talk shit about me and really rally behind the fact that your better then me- you have to do it to a bunch of guys across the internet who don’t know a damn thing about what me or have truly do in this business..
* Odin starts to walk to the cab waiting for him in his driveway. He opens the door and throws his bags in the back seat. He takes a step in but stops to look at the camera one last time. *
Oh, Lance. Do not think I forgot about you. I have a nice little video package all set up just for you. Just remember when you are watching, while you are trying to figure just who the fuck I am… I got balls of steel.
So I have spoken, so it shall come to pass.