Post by Dean Mason on Apr 10, 2012 7:31:14 GMT -5
OOC: I know that the judging is based on the best roleplay of however many we post, so this roleplay is a nothing roleplay directed at addressing something that annoyed me in Odin's roleplay. I don't expect this roleplay to win the match, it's essentially a rebuttal of his stupidity.
"You've stunned me."
"You are a green horn to life itself and don’t know that wrestling is a scripted event."
"How can you possibly break kayfabe and have the idiocy to continue speaking. I'm stunned that you're supposed to be a competitive wrestler, yet you claim the match and the whole business is scripted. If that's the case, why bother speaking about it? Why bother promoing on a match you already know the outcome of, as a competitor to say that and then speak on is pure insanity.
In fact, being that you've been stupid enough to break kayfabe and claim this whole thing is booked, I'm going to break kayfabe too and tell it how it is. I'm not really Lance Norman, I'm a writer playing a competitive e-fed game on the internet against another writer playing a competitive e-fed game on the internet. Oops, did I take that too far?
For the love of God, you're a tool.
You don't see John Cena, The Rock, Stone Cold or anyone in the actual wrestling business say in a promo that their match is scripted and then continue to promo about their opponent. I'm sorry but you have to be insane to think you can get away with that and have anything you say after make sense.
The idea behind real wrestling and e-fedding are the same. The business is real and the wrestlers take it seriously, that's how it works. That's how competitively online it works and that's how it makes sense. You cannot have wrestlers breaking kayfabe to claim the business is booked and then jump back into kayfabe and claim they are going to beat someone for whatever reason.
That's like CM Punk coming to the ring and telling us that Chris Jericho is booked to beat him in one breath and then in the next tell us why he's going to be victorious.
Fucking insanity mate.
But now I've joined your ranks of stupidity to prove a point, I should jump back into kayfabe and defeat you verbally."
* in kayfabe *
"Rahhh, you suck, rahhh.. I'm going to win."
Well it won't take much more than that now, will it.
Yours sincerely,
Someone who is fucking amazed you're able to get away with breaking kayfabe and acting as if this business is fake when the whole idea of it, is that it's real. Seriously, if it's scripted then there's no reason for you to roleplay you broken piece of retard.
Balls.. I broke Kayfabe again.
"You've stunned me."
"You are a green horn to life itself and don’t know that wrestling is a scripted event."
"How can you possibly break kayfabe and have the idiocy to continue speaking. I'm stunned that you're supposed to be a competitive wrestler, yet you claim the match and the whole business is scripted. If that's the case, why bother speaking about it? Why bother promoing on a match you already know the outcome of, as a competitor to say that and then speak on is pure insanity.
In fact, being that you've been stupid enough to break kayfabe and claim this whole thing is booked, I'm going to break kayfabe too and tell it how it is. I'm not really Lance Norman, I'm a writer playing a competitive e-fed game on the internet against another writer playing a competitive e-fed game on the internet. Oops, did I take that too far?
For the love of God, you're a tool.
You don't see John Cena, The Rock, Stone Cold or anyone in the actual wrestling business say in a promo that their match is scripted and then continue to promo about their opponent. I'm sorry but you have to be insane to think you can get away with that and have anything you say after make sense.
The idea behind real wrestling and e-fedding are the same. The business is real and the wrestlers take it seriously, that's how it works. That's how competitively online it works and that's how it makes sense. You cannot have wrestlers breaking kayfabe to claim the business is booked and then jump back into kayfabe and claim they are going to beat someone for whatever reason.
That's like CM Punk coming to the ring and telling us that Chris Jericho is booked to beat him in one breath and then in the next tell us why he's going to be victorious.
Fucking insanity mate.
But now I've joined your ranks of stupidity to prove a point, I should jump back into kayfabe and defeat you verbally."
* in kayfabe *
"Rahhh, you suck, rahhh.. I'm going to win."
Well it won't take much more than that now, will it.
Yours sincerely,
Someone who is fucking amazed you're able to get away with breaking kayfabe and acting as if this business is fake when the whole idea of it, is that it's real. Seriously, if it's scripted then there's no reason for you to roleplay you broken piece of retard.
Balls.. I broke Kayfabe again.
