Post by FPV on Apr 7, 2012 23:36:46 GMT -5
At Aftermath, Me and Speede will battle inside the infamous Euthanasia Chamber. This will be only the SECOND ever match to take place in the history of...well...the universe. For all of the new guys that are scratching their heads, asking "What is this 'Euthanawhatjamacallit?!'", I'm glad you asked!
Here's the rundown.
In 2004, about ten people I believe were fighting for the TV title. Then at Aftermath, Madd Dogg promised a match that would be violent and inhumane. He called it the Euthanasia Chamber. In his words...
"Everybody has been asking about the euthanasia chamber. Can it really be that violent? Yes it can. Why Madd Dogg Why? Because I can. Do you worship the devil? No I don’t and what in the blue hell does that have to do with anything? You see, honestly, I don’t know WHY I called it the euthanasia chamber. You see, Euthanasia is a mercy killing. A little prick of a needle and you fade quietly into death. Peaceful. Easy. Painless. NOTHING LIKE WHAT WE’RE DOING TONIGHT AT ALL. This match will be brutal. It will make God cry. It will be painful. These men are going to tear each other apart for the TV title, and more importantly, for my amusement. Evan Creech got himself a spot last week by attacking me. He wants to make my life hell? He’s about to find out what hell truly is. He’s going to step into that ring, and his ass belongs to me. You see, this match has everything violent. Spikes on walls that are constantly moving in. People chained to the floor. Electricity. C4. Nooses. I did indeed include a battering ram above their heads. Defman. Creech. Cradle. 3 of the most destructive people I have ever met. And 7 other guys, all hungry to win. Cause honestly, they’re not fighting for the TV Title tonight. They’re fighting for the Madd Dogg title."
"Basics first. 30 by 30 ring. 25 foot walls. Transparent, so the audience can see through, but reinforced with solid steel. The wall has platforms built into it, since there are no turnbuckles, just in case someone wants to do a high flying move. The walls also have floor to ceiling chains, which will hold various weapons of my choosing. The walls will have barbed wire. And the walls will have spikes imbedded in them. There is a ceiling, and an entrance there. It is the only way in. There will be no way out. No escape. From the ceiling there will hang, hooks, ropes, nooses and other goodies yet to be determined. Probably a battering ram or something. Who knows? Now, onto the match itself. There are ten entrants, as you all know. The first two are the lucky ones. The other eight are chained, hand and foot to the ground. High density shackles. Every five minutes, one man will be released. Electricity will arch through all the captives who are still shackled, everytime one is released. "
"With each release, the shock gets larger. So it really sucks to be number ten. It also sucks a lot to be number nine. Hear that Defman? Thank your buddy Seth, he got you the second shittiest spot in the whole match. Now, as the match progresses, the walls move inwards. So the ring gets smaller and smaller and smaller. And the match gets more and more dangerous. "
"Now, due to the walls, the first people to be released are the farthest out. Number ten will probably be right around dead center. After all ten guys are released. The ring will begin to collapse, and shake. There will be more violent surprises. One of them will be hidden packages of C4 (small but effective) set to go off at random times. There will be other nasty extras, but I’m going to let some of them be a surprise. This match isn’t one fall. It’s elimination. Pinfall or submission. But, since there’s no way out, once you’re eliminated, you stay in the match and destroy whoever you want. "
Simply put, the match was fucking insane. Seth was put into the match against his will, some dude had to fight in a straight jacket, Creeps got impaled by a spike, it was borderline horror movie type violence.
That's how I plan to end the feud. With a fucking bang.
Here's the rundown.
In 2004, about ten people I believe were fighting for the TV title. Then at Aftermath, Madd Dogg promised a match that would be violent and inhumane. He called it the Euthanasia Chamber. In his words...
"Everybody has been asking about the euthanasia chamber. Can it really be that violent? Yes it can. Why Madd Dogg Why? Because I can. Do you worship the devil? No I don’t and what in the blue hell does that have to do with anything? You see, honestly, I don’t know WHY I called it the euthanasia chamber. You see, Euthanasia is a mercy killing. A little prick of a needle and you fade quietly into death. Peaceful. Easy. Painless. NOTHING LIKE WHAT WE’RE DOING TONIGHT AT ALL. This match will be brutal. It will make God cry. It will be painful. These men are going to tear each other apart for the TV title, and more importantly, for my amusement. Evan Creech got himself a spot last week by attacking me. He wants to make my life hell? He’s about to find out what hell truly is. He’s going to step into that ring, and his ass belongs to me. You see, this match has everything violent. Spikes on walls that are constantly moving in. People chained to the floor. Electricity. C4. Nooses. I did indeed include a battering ram above their heads. Defman. Creech. Cradle. 3 of the most destructive people I have ever met. And 7 other guys, all hungry to win. Cause honestly, they’re not fighting for the TV Title tonight. They’re fighting for the Madd Dogg title."
"Basics first. 30 by 30 ring. 25 foot walls. Transparent, so the audience can see through, but reinforced with solid steel. The wall has platforms built into it, since there are no turnbuckles, just in case someone wants to do a high flying move. The walls also have floor to ceiling chains, which will hold various weapons of my choosing. The walls will have barbed wire. And the walls will have spikes imbedded in them. There is a ceiling, and an entrance there. It is the only way in. There will be no way out. No escape. From the ceiling there will hang, hooks, ropes, nooses and other goodies yet to be determined. Probably a battering ram or something. Who knows? Now, onto the match itself. There are ten entrants, as you all know. The first two are the lucky ones. The other eight are chained, hand and foot to the ground. High density shackles. Every five minutes, one man will be released. Electricity will arch through all the captives who are still shackled, everytime one is released. "
"With each release, the shock gets larger. So it really sucks to be number ten. It also sucks a lot to be number nine. Hear that Defman? Thank your buddy Seth, he got you the second shittiest spot in the whole match. Now, as the match progresses, the walls move inwards. So the ring gets smaller and smaller and smaller. And the match gets more and more dangerous. "
"Now, due to the walls, the first people to be released are the farthest out. Number ten will probably be right around dead center. After all ten guys are released. The ring will begin to collapse, and shake. There will be more violent surprises. One of them will be hidden packages of C4 (small but effective) set to go off at random times. There will be other nasty extras, but I’m going to let some of them be a surprise. This match isn’t one fall. It’s elimination. Pinfall or submission. But, since there’s no way out, once you’re eliminated, you stay in the match and destroy whoever you want. "
Simply put, the match was fucking insane. Seth was put into the match against his will, some dude had to fight in a straight jacket, Creeps got impaled by a spike, it was borderline horror movie type violence.
That's how I plan to end the feud. With a fucking bang.
