Post by Odin's Opponent on Mar 26, 2012 15:39:51 GMT -5
Today a surprise voice recording was sent in to the WCF with a note asking for the WCF.com to share it with the world.
"Did you know that Viking is an Old Norse Feminine noun? That's not so much coincidence as it is poetically beautiful. You see Odin, you're a bitch and the word Viking is a bitch noun, do you see the parallel? Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand symmetry, not with a face that confuses most people as to what direction you're actually looking in. Of course I'm taking the idea of a feminine noun and relating it to the fact that you're a pussy and I know that's a stretch, much like the idea of you being a Viking but placed in comparison to your mythical magical trip to Atlantis, I think we can let it slide, don't you? All you really need to pay attention to is the date April 13th because on that day, I'm going to stretch a pussy out like 300 warriors, Viking, Spartan and otherwise double dipped inside your mother. I'd love to say the best part of you dribbled down the crack of her ass but that liquid hasn't yet come to a halt. I'll see you in the ring where all jokes aside, you'll wish you remained a tickle in your daddies pants."
"Did you know that Viking is an Old Norse Feminine noun? That's not so much coincidence as it is poetically beautiful. You see Odin, you're a bitch and the word Viking is a bitch noun, do you see the parallel? Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand symmetry, not with a face that confuses most people as to what direction you're actually looking in. Of course I'm taking the idea of a feminine noun and relating it to the fact that you're a pussy and I know that's a stretch, much like the idea of you being a Viking but placed in comparison to your mythical magical trip to Atlantis, I think we can let it slide, don't you? All you really need to pay attention to is the date April 13th because on that day, I'm going to stretch a pussy out like 300 warriors, Viking, Spartan and otherwise double dipped inside your mother. I'd love to say the best part of you dribbled down the crack of her ass but that liquid hasn't yet come to a halt. I'll see you in the ring where all jokes aside, you'll wish you remained a tickle in your daddies pants."
