Post by The Polar Phantasm on Mar 19, 2012 16:39:24 GMT -5
[beep]
Hey, Kid... we all just saw you on Slam! You were awesome! Let me know next time you're down here... *mumbled background noises* Sarah and Kelly say hi! *giggles* *mumbles* (whispered) Kelly has the hugest crush on you... maybe we can all go out sometime? *loud background noises* Gotta go, byyeeee....
[beep]
It's your old pal Larry... you know. Reptile. Heh. *cough* I knew you'd find a job sooner or later. You ever want another shot at my belt, you've got it, Kid... Richards would give you your job back in a second now that you're a damn TV wrestling superstar. What's it like over there? You gettin' any pussy yet? Call me... number's on your ID. I know you got one.
[beep]
Kid Phantasm! This is your old pal Ricky Richards... look, I'm sorry it didn't work out for you down here a couple years back, but if you ever want to come back to GEW the door's open for you. Just let me know. I'll be here. Same number as before. Hey, while I've got you on the phone... what's up with that Sarah Twilight? She fuck or what?
[beep]
Hey, Kid, it's your old man. Just wanted to let you know that your Mom and I are proud of you, no matter what we've said in the past. You chased your dreams and you've found a home up north... we watched the whole show, your Mom and me, and the way they talked about you you're going to be a big deal for that TV wrestlin' company you've got on with. *mumbled background noises* Here, your Mom wants to talk. *noise, silence, noise* Son, I want you to be careful - some of those men and even some of those women are grotesque people! The things they say and do... all the violence... son, you've got all the talent in the world, and brains to boot. We wanted you to do something respectable with your life... you could have been like your cousin and become a podiatrist, or even a brain surgeon... but if this is what you want to do with your life, then I want you to be careful. Those belts are pretty and all but they're not worth your life! You come home to us in one piece, alright? Your father and I miss you so much, son. When those people give you a vacation day, you come see us. I'll make you your favorite... chicken and rice and cornbread. I remember. I love you, son.
[beep]
Hey, Kid... we all just saw you on Slam! You were awesome! Let me know next time you're down here... *mumbled background noises* Sarah and Kelly say hi! *giggles* *mumbles* (whispered) Kelly has the hugest crush on you... maybe we can all go out sometime? *loud background noises* Gotta go, byyeeee....
[beep]
It's your old pal Larry... you know. Reptile. Heh. *cough* I knew you'd find a job sooner or later. You ever want another shot at my belt, you've got it, Kid... Richards would give you your job back in a second now that you're a damn TV wrestling superstar. What's it like over there? You gettin' any pussy yet? Call me... number's on your ID. I know you got one.
[beep]
Kid Phantasm! This is your old pal Ricky Richards... look, I'm sorry it didn't work out for you down here a couple years back, but if you ever want to come back to GEW the door's open for you. Just let me know. I'll be here. Same number as before. Hey, while I've got you on the phone... what's up with that Sarah Twilight? She fuck or what?
[beep]
Hey, Kid, it's your old man. Just wanted to let you know that your Mom and I are proud of you, no matter what we've said in the past. You chased your dreams and you've found a home up north... we watched the whole show, your Mom and me, and the way they talked about you you're going to be a big deal for that TV wrestlin' company you've got on with. *mumbled background noises* Here, your Mom wants to talk. *noise, silence, noise* Son, I want you to be careful - some of those men and even some of those women are grotesque people! The things they say and do... all the violence... son, you've got all the talent in the world, and brains to boot. We wanted you to do something respectable with your life... you could have been like your cousin and become a podiatrist, or even a brain surgeon... but if this is what you want to do with your life, then I want you to be careful. Those belts are pretty and all but they're not worth your life! You come home to us in one piece, alright? Your father and I miss you so much, son. When those people give you a vacation day, you come see us. I'll make you your favorite... chicken and rice and cornbread. I remember. I love you, son.
[beep]
