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Post by Night Rider on Mar 19, 2012 13:33:54 GMT -5
Dangerous Don DeBeers was shot and killed outside a Chicago nightclub where he had been drinking following Sunday Nights event in Reading, Pa. There are no leads and police are investigating the Homicide.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2012 13:47:44 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2012 14:10:43 GMT -5
Oh my god, they killed Donny!
You bastards!
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Mar 19, 2012 14:57:04 GMT -5
Who knew the crime rate would be worse in Reading PA than it is in New Orleans? You can major in assault and battery at UNO.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2012 15:04:26 GMT -5
I'm just surprised that the bullets were able to penetrate his twitching, steroid-fueled, mass of muscles. I would have thought them shits would serve as a veritable bullet proof vest.
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Post by FPV on Mar 19, 2012 16:01:14 GMT -5
R.I.P Donny. May you're 72 virgins be extreme sluts.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2012 16:07:50 GMT -5
R.I.P Donny. May you're 72 virgins be extreme sluts. *your (finally I get to correct someone else's error) |
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Post by Night Rider on Mar 19, 2012 23:19:39 GMT -5
The Chicago Police department has released more information on the brutal murder of Don DeBeers. A pool ball was found crammed in his mouth. The ball, Number 13, Is the only piece of evidence in the case. Stay tuned for further details.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2012 23:24:46 GMT -5
I...I'm trying so hard not to make a joke about him being found with a ball in his mouth.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 19, 2012 23:35:34 GMT -5
Don DeBeers. Found dead with balls in his mouth. his tomb stone will read:
Died as he lived. well and with balls secured firmly in his mouth as he suckled them with great delight
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Post by Night Rider on Mar 19, 2012 23:40:59 GMT -5
It is supposed to be a sign from MS-13. A payback as you will for what happened to GD.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 19, 2012 23:46:22 GMT -5
I say it was a lovers spat between him and tek. I know you jobbers get mighty lonely
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Post by ColdBlooded on Mar 20, 2012 8:21:12 GMT -5
I say it was a lovers spat between him and tek. I know you jobbers get mighty lonely zombie I am not gay. sorry to bust that bubble on you i know how much you love eating that meat sick. |
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