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Post by Tim on Feb 20, 2012 6:48:33 GMT -5
From this date on, "Xtreme Fear" Joel Hall will be reading out his fan mail a.k.a "Xtreme Mail" out on the web.
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Post by Tim on Feb 25, 2012 0:54:42 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Hall, Under that hefty exterior and dangerous persona, I think that deep inside, you are full of fluffy kittens and cute bunnies. From, Me! Joel Hall:.............................next e-mail.
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Post by Tim on Feb 26, 2012 18:50:40 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Hall
If a train was fast approaching and you jumped in front of it, would it be because you're so drunk that you think your superman or do you just want to end it all?
Sincerely,
Your imaginary psychologist.
Joel Hall: None. Because I never go to the subway.
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Post by Tim on Mar 11, 2012 0:27:11 GMT -5
Dear Joel,
I sent this e-mail just to waste your time.
Sincerely, John
Joel Hall: I'm gonna murder. I'm not even kidding. When you're sleeping at night, I'm gonna come over to your house and murder you.
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Post by Tim on Mar 16, 2012 5:08:16 GMT -5
Dear Joel,
What's your favourite movie? Mine is "He's Just Not That Into You"
From, Chris
Joel Hall:...I have no idea what the hell you people watch. Whatever. My favorite film would be...."9". That Shane Acker knows how to make a plot.
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Post by Tim on Mar 24, 2012 3:53:24 GMT -5
Dear Joel,
Are you gonna appear on Explosion?
From, A fan
Joel Hall: Really? We've got inanimate objects sending mail now? What kind of fuckery is this? Anyways, that all depends if all the titles do exchange hands.
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Post by Tim on Mar 29, 2012 22:06:07 GMT -5
Dear f*ckface,
Why weren't you at Explosion?
From, Jack
Joel Hall: I'm busy...in my bed...looking at the ceiling...with my eyes closed....yeah.
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Post by Tim on Apr 22, 2012 0:16:26 GMT -5
Dear Joel,
When are you going to wrestle?
From, Axel
Joel Hall: Aftermath. Anybody get this? Just returned from injury. It's the reason why I never wrestled on the Slam shows.
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Post by Tim on Jul 8, 2012 2:31:27 GMT -5
Dear Joel,
What do you think of Stuart Slane?
Sincerely, Dan
Joel Hall: I thought that scoutmasters are dorks who wear camp clothes, a shitty hat and the shortest pants that only reach their thighs. But Slane? He looks like motherfrickin' Indiana Jones! I would tell him to do everyone a favor by sucking Harrison Ford's dick, but that would be sugarcoating it.
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Post by Noob Cha-Cha on Jul 8, 2012 8:40:30 GMT -5
Dear Joel,
Never have I heard Harrison Ford’s privates mentioned. It’s about time. Thank you.
Yours, Noob Cha-Cha
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Post by Tim on Jul 8, 2012 9:27:35 GMT -5
Dear Joel,
Never have I heard Harrison Ford’s privates mentioned. It’s about time. Thank you.
Yours, Noob Cha-Cha Joel Hall: Eh. I'm a boss like that.
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