Post by Gage Gannon on Jan 25, 2012 21:08:51 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see Gage Gannon standing by with Hank Brown in the back as the fans begin to boo Gage.....
Fans: BOOOOOOOOO ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
Gage just looks out disgusted at the fact that the people boo him as he pushes Hank Brown out of the way and takes off his shades....
Gage: Gage Gannon "The People's Champion"
Fans: BOOOOOOOO
Gage: You know a little over a month ago I debuted here in the WCF and you know what, I'm beginning to regret it. You see the WCF is infested with people who aren't even good enough to hold my jock. Unoriginality, blood soaked matches, two rings surrounded by one Big Cage..that is what I have been involved here with ever sense I decided to step foot in FCW.
Gage: Your current champion doesn't show up hardly for matches, you have a guy who looks like Danny Bonaduce get kidnapped, you have a guy who buries people in graveyards for every promo, you have a guy walking around here mad at the world thinking that there is some conspiracy from reaching the top, you have a clown that tries to kill himself each week, you have a guy who goes around calling himself Dangerous Dan, yet the only thing Dangerous about him is his B.O.
Fans: WCF WCF WCF WCF WCF WCF WCF WCF
Gage: Yeah, whoop de dooo....bring out the beerrrrr this is the WCF.... Seth Lerch's pet project..........WHAT A JOKE! Last week was the final straw, so I thought. Now I find out that I'm in a match with a guy who's last name is entirely too long, a guy who goes around trying to kill himself each week in a clown suit that smokes PCP, Mr. FPV, and Chris Avery. Sounds like your regular run of the mill Monsters Episode if you ask me.....
Fans: Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole
Gage starts to walk towards the entranceway as the boos get louder.
Gage: Do you people wanna see me as your PEOPLE'S CHAMPION?
Fans: BOOOOOO BOOOOOOO BOOOOOO BOOOOOO
Gage: Well it's o.k. because I don't want to be your People's Champion. You see why would I stoop to a level of people who walk around here applauding guys who try to kill themselves on a weekly basis, but boo a guy who comes out here each and every week and puts on a wrestling clinic. In that ring I'm untouchable.....but yet, but yet I've been singled out for a whole match, I've won by a disqualification, I beat three goofs in the middle of this ring, and I lost to a guy who looks like Danny Bonaduce.
Fans: BOOOOOO
Gage: Oh you can boo me all you want to but the fact of the matter is this. I didn't ask for this match. I could give a damn about being "The People's Champion" as a matter of fact if you people want, you can go ahead and you can start a petition to take me out of this match. Because trust me I have better things to do than to walk around with a title that isn't even relevant.
Gage: Do you really think that I give a damn about the fact that you people here in WCF hate me? Do you think that it actually bothers me that I have to walk out here in front of you people and tell you how much better I am, than each and every one of you. I mean let's face it this is basically just like high school.
Gage: You people are all the nerds, all the geeks, and Gage Gannon represents everything that you wish that you could be. I'm your homecoming king, I'm your valedictorian, I'm the guy that leads you to the state championship each and every year while you morons sit from the stands and wish that you can be me..
Gage: Let's face it all the men here fantasize that they are the one who is in love the most with the woman that I have on my arm, while every woman here looks at me with lust in her eyes proclaiming that "SHE LOVES ME!"
Fans: YOU SUCK GANNON YOU SUCK GANNON YOU SUCK GANNON
Gage: To become your people's champion would mean that I sold out to the moral imeptitude of you people. It would mean that I have sunken to your level. It would mean that I Gage Gannon condone people who let their kids wear t-shirts of a "stitches the clown" who sits here and sulks and complains about how his life sucks. Or what about Mr. FPV who seems eager to get his hands on The People's title....
Fans: Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole
Gage: You know what, or what about Alex Blankma.......ma........my damn name is too fucking long.........You see Alex you are a fluke. Your a clown just like each and every one of these......moronic hippocrites who sit here and boo me yet you wanna sit here and think that you have the right to tell your children who there role model should or shouldn't be....
Gage: You have Chris Avery.........in all honesty I've just been lazy I don't really give a damn about a Chris Avery. And then you have your hero Stitches the Clown. This guy is like the lovable loser. Everybody roots for him yet he always comes up short in the end. But stitches if you want me too how about next time you hold the pistol to your head how about you let me pull the trigger.
Gage walks in between the fans as they continue to boo him mercelessly.
Gage: You can boo me all you want to, but the fact of the matter is that I don't give a damn about you people, nor do I give a damn about being your champion. Because in all honesty I represent a finer class of people. I represent humans who have evolved.
Gage: I represent people who actually will stand up for what's right, who will actually realize that Gage Gannon is the hero that they are looking for. And that whether you like it or not, is the truth...
Gage drops the mike as all of a sudden he is hit in the back of the head with a beer bottle.....
Fan: Get the hell out of here, you don't wanna be here than leave......
Gage tries to attack the man but WCF security usher Gage to the back as the fans have become unruly
Fans: BOOOOOOOOO ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
Gage just looks out disgusted at the fact that the people boo him as he pushes Hank Brown out of the way and takes off his shades....
Gage: Gage Gannon "The People's Champion"
Fans: BOOOOOOOO
Gage: You know a little over a month ago I debuted here in the WCF and you know what, I'm beginning to regret it. You see the WCF is infested with people who aren't even good enough to hold my jock. Unoriginality, blood soaked matches, two rings surrounded by one Big Cage..that is what I have been involved here with ever sense I decided to step foot in FCW.
Gage: Your current champion doesn't show up hardly for matches, you have a guy who looks like Danny Bonaduce get kidnapped, you have a guy who buries people in graveyards for every promo, you have a guy walking around here mad at the world thinking that there is some conspiracy from reaching the top, you have a clown that tries to kill himself each week, you have a guy who goes around calling himself Dangerous Dan, yet the only thing Dangerous about him is his B.O.
Fans: WCF WCF WCF WCF WCF WCF WCF WCF
Gage: Yeah, whoop de dooo....bring out the beerrrrr this is the WCF.... Seth Lerch's pet project..........WHAT A JOKE! Last week was the final straw, so I thought. Now I find out that I'm in a match with a guy who's last name is entirely too long, a guy who goes around trying to kill himself each week in a clown suit that smokes PCP, Mr. FPV, and Chris Avery. Sounds like your regular run of the mill Monsters Episode if you ask me.....
Fans: Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole
Gage starts to walk towards the entranceway as the boos get louder.
Gage: Do you people wanna see me as your PEOPLE'S CHAMPION?
Fans: BOOOOOO BOOOOOOO BOOOOOO BOOOOOO
Gage: Well it's o.k. because I don't want to be your People's Champion. You see why would I stoop to a level of people who walk around here applauding guys who try to kill themselves on a weekly basis, but boo a guy who comes out here each and every week and puts on a wrestling clinic. In that ring I'm untouchable.....but yet, but yet I've been singled out for a whole match, I've won by a disqualification, I beat three goofs in the middle of this ring, and I lost to a guy who looks like Danny Bonaduce.
Fans: BOOOOOO
Gage: Oh you can boo me all you want to but the fact of the matter is this. I didn't ask for this match. I could give a damn about being "The People's Champion" as a matter of fact if you people want, you can go ahead and you can start a petition to take me out of this match. Because trust me I have better things to do than to walk around with a title that isn't even relevant.
Gage: Do you really think that I give a damn about the fact that you people here in WCF hate me? Do you think that it actually bothers me that I have to walk out here in front of you people and tell you how much better I am, than each and every one of you. I mean let's face it this is basically just like high school.
Gage: You people are all the nerds, all the geeks, and Gage Gannon represents everything that you wish that you could be. I'm your homecoming king, I'm your valedictorian, I'm the guy that leads you to the state championship each and every year while you morons sit from the stands and wish that you can be me..
Gage: Let's face it all the men here fantasize that they are the one who is in love the most with the woman that I have on my arm, while every woman here looks at me with lust in her eyes proclaiming that "SHE LOVES ME!"
Fans: YOU SUCK GANNON YOU SUCK GANNON YOU SUCK GANNON
Gage: To become your people's champion would mean that I sold out to the moral imeptitude of you people. It would mean that I have sunken to your level. It would mean that I Gage Gannon condone people who let their kids wear t-shirts of a "stitches the clown" who sits here and sulks and complains about how his life sucks. Or what about Mr. FPV who seems eager to get his hands on The People's title....
Fans: Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole
Gage: You know what, or what about Alex Blankma.......ma........my damn name is too fucking long.........You see Alex you are a fluke. Your a clown just like each and every one of these......moronic hippocrites who sit here and boo me yet you wanna sit here and think that you have the right to tell your children who there role model should or shouldn't be....
Gage: You have Chris Avery.........in all honesty I've just been lazy I don't really give a damn about a Chris Avery. And then you have your hero Stitches the Clown. This guy is like the lovable loser. Everybody roots for him yet he always comes up short in the end. But stitches if you want me too how about next time you hold the pistol to your head how about you let me pull the trigger.
Gage walks in between the fans as they continue to boo him mercelessly.
Gage: You can boo me all you want to, but the fact of the matter is that I don't give a damn about you people, nor do I give a damn about being your champion. Because in all honesty I represent a finer class of people. I represent humans who have evolved.
Gage: I represent people who actually will stand up for what's right, who will actually realize that Gage Gannon is the hero that they are looking for. And that whether you like it or not, is the truth...
Gage drops the mike as all of a sudden he is hit in the back of the head with a beer bottle.....
Fan: Get the hell out of here, you don't wanna be here than leave......
Gage tries to attack the man but WCF security usher Gage to the back as the fans have become unruly
