Post by Tim on Jan 19, 2012 9:17:45 GMT -5
The scene starts off in a small meeting area. Suddenly, a man in a green t-shirt, grey jeans and red sneakers comes into the room. The man is revealed to be Joel Hall, as he can be recognized for his black lengthy hair.
"Hello, maggots. What you are all about to witness is an Xtreme Fear presentation. I'm your host, Joel Hall. And I'll be talking about Slam. Now shut up and listen."
Joel uses a remote and plays the slide show.
"As you all know, Seth Lerch, the head of all scumbags, has booked me in a match with Chris Avery, formerly known as Logan. Also, many people are wondering "Who are gonna be Corey Black and Nathan Von Liebert's opponents tonight?". We'll get into that subject later. Right now, the main topic we will now talk about is Avery."
The slide shows a picture of Chris Avery.
"Chris Avery, once known as the man called Logan. Who the hell is Logan again? Well, from what I see in the WCF Hall of Fame, he is one of few WCF legends that has walked on the face of the earth. But now, he has become this mentally-retarded child known as Chris Avery. To save this bedridden fool, I must end his misery by feeling the pain of Xtreme Fear."
The slide switches to a picture of Corey Black.
"Corey Black. WCF World Champion. Another hall of famer. But he's way past his prime. He recently main evented at XIII. He wouldn't book me in the match. Why? Because he knows that I'll upstage him by whooping his candy-ass back to his anonymous grandma. Better yet, he refuses to wrestle me. I don't think I'll be his chosen opponent, because he'll be whining and complaining about how I'm gonna kick his ass back and forth."
The slide switches to a picture of Nathan Von Liebert.
"This is a newcomer like me. Only difference is that I have more potential to make a 5 str show. But this guy deserves a title shot at the biggest gold in WCF. He did win The One Invitational Tournament, right? It's like WWF's King of the Ring. Where you win it all and get a title at the main event gold. But is he ready to take down Creeping Death? If he did beat me in a match, he would've already proven himself. But that's for the audience to wonder."
Then the slide switches to a picture of Seth Lerch.
"The all-singing, all-dancing crap of WCF. I was actually disappointed that you make other people do your dirty work for them. The betrayed ex-contender and the mentally retarded has-been. Mr. Lerch, if you wanted to get rid of me so badly, how about you do it with your bare hands? You, getting your monkey-ass whipped by me in the ring at Payback? As 5-star as it is, it'll be the chance for you to wipe me out, as if that's gonna happen. No shennanigans, no bodyguards, no cheap tricks, no enforcers. Just you and me in the ring and under a steel cell. You have a choice. My match or my rebellion. Think about it."
Then the slide show ends.
"Many twist around WCF, but Xtreme Fear always comes out on top. Now that this presentation is over, you can get the fuck out of my sight."
The scene fades to black.
PRESENTATION ALWAYS COMES FIRST, BUT NEVER THE LAST...
"Hello, maggots. What you are all about to witness is an Xtreme Fear presentation. I'm your host, Joel Hall. And I'll be talking about Slam. Now shut up and listen."
Joel uses a remote and plays the slide show.
"As you all know, Seth Lerch, the head of all scumbags, has booked me in a match with Chris Avery, formerly known as Logan. Also, many people are wondering "Who are gonna be Corey Black and Nathan Von Liebert's opponents tonight?". We'll get into that subject later. Right now, the main topic we will now talk about is Avery."
The slide shows a picture of Chris Avery.
"Chris Avery, once known as the man called Logan. Who the hell is Logan again? Well, from what I see in the WCF Hall of Fame, he is one of few WCF legends that has walked on the face of the earth. But now, he has become this mentally-retarded child known as Chris Avery. To save this bedridden fool, I must end his misery by feeling the pain of Xtreme Fear."
The slide switches to a picture of Corey Black.
"Corey Black. WCF World Champion. Another hall of famer. But he's way past his prime. He recently main evented at XIII. He wouldn't book me in the match. Why? Because he knows that I'll upstage him by whooping his candy-ass back to his anonymous grandma. Better yet, he refuses to wrestle me. I don't think I'll be his chosen opponent, because he'll be whining and complaining about how I'm gonna kick his ass back and forth."
The slide switches to a picture of Nathan Von Liebert.
"This is a newcomer like me. Only difference is that I have more potential to make a 5 str show. But this guy deserves a title shot at the biggest gold in WCF. He did win The One Invitational Tournament, right? It's like WWF's King of the Ring. Where you win it all and get a title at the main event gold. But is he ready to take down Creeping Death? If he did beat me in a match, he would've already proven himself. But that's for the audience to wonder."
Then the slide switches to a picture of Seth Lerch.
"The all-singing, all-dancing crap of WCF. I was actually disappointed that you make other people do your dirty work for them. The betrayed ex-contender and the mentally retarded has-been. Mr. Lerch, if you wanted to get rid of me so badly, how about you do it with your bare hands? You, getting your monkey-ass whipped by me in the ring at Payback? As 5-star as it is, it'll be the chance for you to wipe me out, as if that's gonna happen. No shennanigans, no bodyguards, no cheap tricks, no enforcers. Just you and me in the ring and under a steel cell. You have a choice. My match or my rebellion. Think about it."
Then the slide show ends.
"Many twist around WCF, but Xtreme Fear always comes out on top. Now that this presentation is over, you can get the fuck out of my sight."
The scene fades to black.
PRESENTATION ALWAYS COMES FIRST, BUT NEVER THE LAST...