Post by Gage Gannon on Jan 12, 2012 21:33:48 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see Gage Gannon in his penthouse sweet days before XIII. Gage is accompanied by a beautiful young woman as UWF camera's catch up to him.
"Before you say anything, Hank Brown has been fired. As a matter of fact it is cleary evident that when Gage Gannon speaks, people listen, but allow me to introduce you to the "Flower of the Hour" I introduce to you my own personal interviewer Nefertiti Moore........
Nefertiti grabs the Microphone from Gage as she just smiles...
Nefertiti: Thanks Gage, ladies and gentlemen of the WCF I am here with the man of the hour. We are going to get inside the mind of WCF's future World Champion. We are going to look at what makes Gage Gannon tick, and we are going to look at the man behind the scenes as well.....Now Gage my first question is what are your thoughts on Joel Hall?
Gage just looks at Nefertiti and just smirks.....
Gage: Joel Hall? You know something Joel Hall is a walking contradiction. This jackass walks the halls of the UWF claiming that Seth is out to get himl. He wants to suck on his momma's titty and he wants to talk about how I beat him was a fluke, when the real fluke is that Joel Hall is even in wrestling matches.
Gage takes his glasses off and looks directly into the camera.
Gage: Joel Hall, I want you to look into my eyes when I tell you this. Anytime, Anywhere....it doesn't matter. I'll even let you pick the type of match. You see Joel Hall you absolutely suck!! You think it's a conspiracy to keep you off of the XII card? After watching you wrestle I can understand why their would be a conspiracy!! Joel Hall nobody can understand you, nobody takes you as a liable threat. Joel Hall you are without a shadow of a doubt, the biggest piece of crap walking the WCF. You don't win matches, you don't draw any crowds, the biggest conspiracy of all is that you claim that your name is not on the XIII card. You claim that you deserve to be in the main event at XIII because it's your hometown.....well Joel Hall I'm going to do the favor of abliging you.....
Gage leans down and picks up a T-Shirt!!!
Gage: You see Joel Hall this is my shirt that I am going to wear down to the ring. You see on the front it says "JOEL HALL IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP EVER FROM IOWA" and on the back it says "JOEL HALL IS GAGE GANNON'S BITCH! Oh yeah I can see it now as a matter of fact I'm going to be passing out the flyers with a big logo of you getting your monkey ass whooped by Gage Gannon right before the event. So that way your name does make it to XIII. My win over you is a fluke, please your whole career has been a fluke.....go back to sucking on your daddy's dick and running in the forest with Bambi........Your not even good enough for my name to come out of your mouth so from now on your name is ROODY POO!
Nefertiti: O.k. strong words from Gage Gannon but Gage what about when people say that you are a relative unknown getting a shot at the big time competing in XIII.
Gage: You know Nefe XIII is not big enough to house a name like Gage Gannon. You see when I got the call from Odin to be on his team I did it, because I respect a man like Odin Belfore. You see what people can't understand is Odin Belfore knows exactly what I am capable of. So why wouldn't I be in this match at XIII. You know what you can put me up against any son of a bitch in the WCF and I would walk out the winner. That's why I looked Johnny Fly in the face and told him exactly who he was, which is why I'm getting a title shot a Slam. You see I told you in the beginning I don't look to twiddle my thumb and wait around for things to happen I make things happen. So now it's four men in One Big Ass Cage incompassing two rings.
Nefertiti: Gage that doesn't make you nervous?
Gage: Nervous? Gage Gannon doesn't get nervous....You see make no mistake about it Corey Black, Jay Price, D-Day, and Green Fever you are going to get the asswhooping of a lifetime. Corey Black you are the WCF Champion, so yes while you may walk around here under the illusion that you are the man, you are nothing more than A man, that can be beat, and will be beat. Do you really think that it matters to me Corey about your little agenda? Do you think that it matters to me that minutes before your match Seth Lerch is going to have to wipe the precum from his mouth after sucking your dick? Do you think that it matters to me Corey Black that the night before XIII you D-Day, J-Price. and Green Fever all have one big ass orgy in the middle of your livingroom? No it doesn't matter.
Gage: The only thing that does matter is that you need to be on the watchout for Gage Gannon. And if you think that I'm all talk, ask Joel Hall am I all talk. Ask Tek? Ask Amanda Mosby, am I all talk? Ask everyone of those son of a bitches in the back who aren't booked for XIII is Gage Gannon all talk. I'm going into XIII to help Odin get some peace before he retires. Because according to him their are some politics in play in the back.
Nefertiti: Gage what about Seth Lerch?
Gage: Seth Lerch? Seth Lerch? You know I don't know Seth Lerch? I know nothing about the guy, but I do know this we aren't friends. Seth Lerch may sign my checks, but that is all that he does. He signs Gage Gannon's checks. But with that being said Seth Lerch if you decide to get involved in this match, and you decide to put your hands on me I promise you that that decision is going to be a grave one for you. Because I won't be walking the hallways of the WCF chanting conspiracy, I won't be content on whooping your cronies asses I'll march my ass right to WCF Headquarters. I walk right in, I'll knock on your door, and I'll knock you flat on your ass. So with that being said, Seth Lerch right now as I see it I have no problem with you, and whatever agenda you have I could really care, as a matter of a fact it's non of my business. But make no mistake about it if you think that your going to leave your imprint on this match, than you just made it my business.
Nefertiti: Gage what about your teammates?
Gage: Merely that, just teammates for XIII. Gravedigger, Johnny Fly, and Odin Belfore. Four Men who have their differences before and after the match, but when that bell rings becomes one cohesive unit and threatens to wipe the floor with Corey Black's team. I can assure you that like Gravedigger has said, like I'm sure Johnny Fly is going to say I can assure you that I have no problem teaming with you at XIII to help you take on Corey Black. But make no mistake about it after the match I'm not going to shake your hand.....after the match it's done. It's over....I go my way, and you all go your way. It's as simple as that. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
Nefertiti: Gage any thoughts on Corey Black being a jobber killer?
Gage: Jobber Killer? You know while I'm not intimidated by Corey Black it's not lost on me that Corey is the WCF Champion.....it's not lost on me that Corey Black is considered a legend here in the UWF. But let's face it Corey, I have more talent in my pinky than you do in your whole body. Let's face it while you may be siting here laughing at Odin's team, while you may be sitting here thinking that Johnny Fly is just another jobber that is going to lose to you I assure you that Gage Gannon is no jobber. As a matter of a fact I've made my name off of going into companies and beating their best wrestler, and then going to the next company and doing the same.
Gage: I've done it time after time after time. So XIII is your baby Corey...so you decide to hold it in hick towns like IOWA...
Nefertiti: IOWA is a state Gage.........
Gage: same difference..........so you decide to hold it in IOWA Corey make no mistake about it the outcome isn't going to change. You are dealing with a man, whom you've never faced before. Your dealing with a guy Corey who after seeing you in a few matches I understand what your about. Kudos to you on recaputiring the WCF title, but your at your Custard's last stand. Your at a crossroads Corey, where you don't even understand the business anymore that you started in.
Gage: Your in the twilight of your career Corey. Your on your last leg, your doing anything possible to remain relevant. Which is why you where desperate to beat Odin Belfore for the title. Which is why you proposed this little match. Corey Black after this match your gonna realize something. Your going to realize that your glory years are behind you.
Gage: A new younger generation is taking over your profession that you love so much, and your doing anything you can to possibly hang. You have three WCF Veterans. Three crippled, degenerate, oxygen sniffing veterans as your teammates. I want you to ask yourselves one question.....What's gonna happen after you get beat? I said change is coming to the WCF and Corey whether you know it or not you initiated the change with this match. What's gonna happen when you realize that you aren't the cream of the crop anymore? When you realize that your the remnants at the bottom of the barrel being scraped out of it? Hmm........hahahaha scary isn't it?
Gage: Let's face it Odin knows that it's people like me who are the future of this company. Gravedigger knows that it's people like me who is the future of this company....and as stubborn as your team wants to act you all know that it's people like me who is the future of the company. The future is now......and unfortunately for you at XIII....your future is burning down right in front of your eyes.
Nefertit: Gage do you want to elaborate on that?
Gage just looks at Nefertiti and smirks...
Gage: NOTHING MATTERS NOW........
"Before you say anything, Hank Brown has been fired. As a matter of fact it is cleary evident that when Gage Gannon speaks, people listen, but allow me to introduce you to the "Flower of the Hour" I introduce to you my own personal interviewer Nefertiti Moore........
Nefertiti grabs the Microphone from Gage as she just smiles...
Nefertiti: Thanks Gage, ladies and gentlemen of the WCF I am here with the man of the hour. We are going to get inside the mind of WCF's future World Champion. We are going to look at what makes Gage Gannon tick, and we are going to look at the man behind the scenes as well.....Now Gage my first question is what are your thoughts on Joel Hall?
Gage just looks at Nefertiti and just smirks.....
Gage: Joel Hall? You know something Joel Hall is a walking contradiction. This jackass walks the halls of the UWF claiming that Seth is out to get himl. He wants to suck on his momma's titty and he wants to talk about how I beat him was a fluke, when the real fluke is that Joel Hall is even in wrestling matches.
Gage takes his glasses off and looks directly into the camera.
Gage: Joel Hall, I want you to look into my eyes when I tell you this. Anytime, Anywhere....it doesn't matter. I'll even let you pick the type of match. You see Joel Hall you absolutely suck!! You think it's a conspiracy to keep you off of the XII card? After watching you wrestle I can understand why their would be a conspiracy!! Joel Hall nobody can understand you, nobody takes you as a liable threat. Joel Hall you are without a shadow of a doubt, the biggest piece of crap walking the WCF. You don't win matches, you don't draw any crowds, the biggest conspiracy of all is that you claim that your name is not on the XIII card. You claim that you deserve to be in the main event at XIII because it's your hometown.....well Joel Hall I'm going to do the favor of abliging you.....
Gage leans down and picks up a T-Shirt!!!
Gage: You see Joel Hall this is my shirt that I am going to wear down to the ring. You see on the front it says "JOEL HALL IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP EVER FROM IOWA" and on the back it says "JOEL HALL IS GAGE GANNON'S BITCH! Oh yeah I can see it now as a matter of fact I'm going to be passing out the flyers with a big logo of you getting your monkey ass whooped by Gage Gannon right before the event. So that way your name does make it to XIII. My win over you is a fluke, please your whole career has been a fluke.....go back to sucking on your daddy's dick and running in the forest with Bambi........Your not even good enough for my name to come out of your mouth so from now on your name is ROODY POO!
Nefertiti: O.k. strong words from Gage Gannon but Gage what about when people say that you are a relative unknown getting a shot at the big time competing in XIII.
Gage: You know Nefe XIII is not big enough to house a name like Gage Gannon. You see when I got the call from Odin to be on his team I did it, because I respect a man like Odin Belfore. You see what people can't understand is Odin Belfore knows exactly what I am capable of. So why wouldn't I be in this match at XIII. You know what you can put me up against any son of a bitch in the WCF and I would walk out the winner. That's why I looked Johnny Fly in the face and told him exactly who he was, which is why I'm getting a title shot a Slam. You see I told you in the beginning I don't look to twiddle my thumb and wait around for things to happen I make things happen. So now it's four men in One Big Ass Cage incompassing two rings.
Nefertiti: Gage that doesn't make you nervous?
Gage: Nervous? Gage Gannon doesn't get nervous....You see make no mistake about it Corey Black, Jay Price, D-Day, and Green Fever you are going to get the asswhooping of a lifetime. Corey Black you are the WCF Champion, so yes while you may walk around here under the illusion that you are the man, you are nothing more than A man, that can be beat, and will be beat. Do you really think that it matters to me Corey about your little agenda? Do you think that it matters to me that minutes before your match Seth Lerch is going to have to wipe the precum from his mouth after sucking your dick? Do you think that it matters to me Corey Black that the night before XIII you D-Day, J-Price. and Green Fever all have one big ass orgy in the middle of your livingroom? No it doesn't matter.
Gage: The only thing that does matter is that you need to be on the watchout for Gage Gannon. And if you think that I'm all talk, ask Joel Hall am I all talk. Ask Tek? Ask Amanda Mosby, am I all talk? Ask everyone of those son of a bitches in the back who aren't booked for XIII is Gage Gannon all talk. I'm going into XIII to help Odin get some peace before he retires. Because according to him their are some politics in play in the back.
Nefertiti: Gage what about Seth Lerch?
Gage: Seth Lerch? Seth Lerch? You know I don't know Seth Lerch? I know nothing about the guy, but I do know this we aren't friends. Seth Lerch may sign my checks, but that is all that he does. He signs Gage Gannon's checks. But with that being said Seth Lerch if you decide to get involved in this match, and you decide to put your hands on me I promise you that that decision is going to be a grave one for you. Because I won't be walking the hallways of the WCF chanting conspiracy, I won't be content on whooping your cronies asses I'll march my ass right to WCF Headquarters. I walk right in, I'll knock on your door, and I'll knock you flat on your ass. So with that being said, Seth Lerch right now as I see it I have no problem with you, and whatever agenda you have I could really care, as a matter of a fact it's non of my business. But make no mistake about it if you think that your going to leave your imprint on this match, than you just made it my business.
Nefertiti: Gage what about your teammates?
Gage: Merely that, just teammates for XIII. Gravedigger, Johnny Fly, and Odin Belfore. Four Men who have their differences before and after the match, but when that bell rings becomes one cohesive unit and threatens to wipe the floor with Corey Black's team. I can assure you that like Gravedigger has said, like I'm sure Johnny Fly is going to say I can assure you that I have no problem teaming with you at XIII to help you take on Corey Black. But make no mistake about it after the match I'm not going to shake your hand.....after the match it's done. It's over....I go my way, and you all go your way. It's as simple as that. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
Nefertiti: Gage any thoughts on Corey Black being a jobber killer?
Gage: Jobber Killer? You know while I'm not intimidated by Corey Black it's not lost on me that Corey is the WCF Champion.....it's not lost on me that Corey Black is considered a legend here in the UWF. But let's face it Corey, I have more talent in my pinky than you do in your whole body. Let's face it while you may be siting here laughing at Odin's team, while you may be sitting here thinking that Johnny Fly is just another jobber that is going to lose to you I assure you that Gage Gannon is no jobber. As a matter of a fact I've made my name off of going into companies and beating their best wrestler, and then going to the next company and doing the same.
Gage: I've done it time after time after time. So XIII is your baby Corey...so you decide to hold it in hick towns like IOWA...
Nefertiti: IOWA is a state Gage.........
Gage: same difference..........so you decide to hold it in IOWA Corey make no mistake about it the outcome isn't going to change. You are dealing with a man, whom you've never faced before. Your dealing with a guy Corey who after seeing you in a few matches I understand what your about. Kudos to you on recaputiring the WCF title, but your at your Custard's last stand. Your at a crossroads Corey, where you don't even understand the business anymore that you started in.
Gage: Your in the twilight of your career Corey. Your on your last leg, your doing anything possible to remain relevant. Which is why you where desperate to beat Odin Belfore for the title. Which is why you proposed this little match. Corey Black after this match your gonna realize something. Your going to realize that your glory years are behind you.
Gage: A new younger generation is taking over your profession that you love so much, and your doing anything you can to possibly hang. You have three WCF Veterans. Three crippled, degenerate, oxygen sniffing veterans as your teammates. I want you to ask yourselves one question.....What's gonna happen after you get beat? I said change is coming to the WCF and Corey whether you know it or not you initiated the change with this match. What's gonna happen when you realize that you aren't the cream of the crop anymore? When you realize that your the remnants at the bottom of the barrel being scraped out of it? Hmm........hahahaha scary isn't it?
Gage: Let's face it Odin knows that it's people like me who are the future of this company. Gravedigger knows that it's people like me who is the future of this company....and as stubborn as your team wants to act you all know that it's people like me who is the future of the company. The future is now......and unfortunately for you at XIII....your future is burning down right in front of your eyes.
Nefertit: Gage do you want to elaborate on that?
Gage just looks at Nefertiti and smirks...
Gage: NOTHING MATTERS NOW........
