Post by bigtimejerks on Jan 7, 2012 13:34:11 GMT -5
Scene-Dallas,Texas
The Redneck Express have just won the Texas tag team championships in front of 2500 screaming fans at the Faire Park Arena the night before the Cotton Bowl. This is the rebirth of Star Wars in Dallas,Texas which will surely become a annual event again.
Adam-Once again the boys from the South schooled anouther pair of Yankee douchebags and sent them packing back up north. I mean come on I am the greatest tag team wrestler since Arn Anderson retired.
Hunter-Did you see his face when I hit Cross Hairs on him. He had that fucking deer in headlights look and then BAM!, out like a light. The trainer said it sounded like shotgun blast when I connected.
Gator-You guys where great. The fans where chanting your names and never set down after the bell rang. That is what wrestling is all about. Now you guys need to get ready for you guys have a chance to be WCF tag team champions too. Adam this should be your thrid reign as champion and Hunter you have the greatest partner and older brother ever. So you guys get cleaned up and I'll get everything ready.
Adam and Gator head off the get ready.
Saturday
The Rednecks arrive in Philadelphia.
Adam-Oh man I can't wait to walk into SLAM with our newly won Texas tag team titles and walk out with another set of straps known as the WCF tag team titles. I mean you have heat between the other two teams seeing how it was the shortest team ever in professional wrestling. I mean when one guy says yeah he'll team with you and then ten minutes later he tells you your not good enough to be my partner cause your a smark and then you just get tossed another partner by the ownership. Damn son either your the worst wrestler ever or you need a bath. Either way neither of you other teams are in our league, we have something no other team in the WCF has. Hunter and I are F'N brothers baby and we know what the other is thinking before the other does. Speede you better hope FPV doesn't have ring rust cause if he does your in for a very long night son. Your going to feel like a two dollar whore and the navy just pulled in for shore leave. FPV your no threat to even sneeze your way out of a paper sack let alone no anything about professional wrestling. This triple threat tag match is going to be easier than shooting fish in a barrel/
Hunter-You know its open season in the WCF on douchebags and all I've seen lately are a bunch of them. Hell WCF is so scared we'll win those straps they had the World champion offer Adam a World title shot at XIII to try and get us to drop out of the match. Nice try Corey but it didn't work cause we wont to see Odin or even better yet Johnny get their hands on you and take that strap off of your fat ass waist. I mean come on I've never seen so many fat out of shape hogs in my life and if their not fat their ass skinny as a 2x4. Good God would you people learn how to control your weight already. You need some good ole fashion southern fried food and a case of beer. WCF better get ready caus we're coming in like a bunch of wild Rednecks and all we want to do is brawl .
Gator-The last time I saw Adam this focused was when he and Austin walked into WCF. They came in and went off like gang busters winning the WCF titles in like three months. When Adam wants something there aint nothing going to stop him and this time he's got family backing his play. WCF you better be ready cause its about to get real.
Adam-Oh and sooner more than later a few of you so called WCF stars will feel what its like to get me mad. The South has already risen and now the north shall bow down.
