Post by Tim on Jan 7, 2012 0:36:12 GMT -5
The scene shows Joel Hall sitting in an empty room. He is fully clothed in black. He is wearing a black t-shirt, black leather jacket, black pants with a chain and black shoes. In a couple of seconds, he gets up and breaks the fourth wall.
"So many statements to make, just won't give a shit on what's going to happen."
He takes out a couple of papers and sees which one he'll read out first. Suddenly, he gets irritated and throws them on the floor.
"This is total bullshit. Do I really have to waste my time talking about scum? I mean, look at the jabronis I'll be facing on Slam. Tek? I've kicked his ass once, I'll do it again. I tell you, WCF putting me up against a no show like him means that they are that corrupted. And to end his misery, I'll end his sorry ass career."
"And then there's Amanda Mosby. She seems hot, but she's not my type. If she was, I would've shown her how great a kisser I am. I respect intergender matches, but when you're facing up against me? Girl, you've just made the biggest mistake of your life."
"And finally there's Gage Gannon. Who in the bluest of blue hell is he? He looks like a rich bitch who doesn't give a shit. Does he wanna get his ass kicked so badly? It's people like him that needs to sew their mouths shut or get other people to sew it for them. He's the elite WCF superstar? Pfft. He's just another untrained joke that's gonna get his ass handed to the EMTs. And I'm the man for the job that's gonna make that happen. He blabbers about being a part of Odin Balfore's team in XIII. Well, let me tell you this. He picked you because he felt sorry for you and wanted a jabroni like you to compete in a high-profile match. But why would he choose a no-neck reject like you to partake in a match like that? Probably wants to use you as a ploy. And you're shouting out stuff about being "The Mecca" and shit. Well let's make this simple: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"
"And that's why I don't talk about jabronis. Oh, wait. Fuck! I just did. But to the more important statement: XIII."
"Let's predict on who's gonna win...ME! Do you think that the event would be great if you just saw 8 main event monkeys beating the living crap outta each other? You won't, dumbasses! And why would you want that? You wanna watch people taunting each other rather than get into the action? For Balfore's team, there are 3 losers that he picked. The rich bitch, the wannabe badass and a regular jack-off. I would consider this a grade A team of retards. Then, there's Black's team. A maniac, a deadman and a military brat."
Suddenly, a smile starts to form on Joel's face.
"I see what he did there. That's seems to be a good team. Wonder if he recruited them from the morgue. That way, they could be sent back there again once XIII is over. Except that the morgue is gonna have their team's leader going with them. It seems that both teams suck so badly, that I might make a move. Other than that, I'm really sick of the management in WCF. It's time to reveal the truth soon."
After that, he walks to the door and leaves the room.
THE VOICE OF TRUTH IS ALWAYS ALIVE
