Post by Yukon Jack on Jan 5, 2012 20:11:08 GMT -5
2002 9:17 p.m. The Newbrook Arena, Newbrook, Canada
( The smell of stale popcorn and flat beer waft in the air. Half eaten pizza, pretzels', and corn dogs lay limp on the benches and gritty cement floor. The crowd around the arena is buzzing. Men, women, boys and girls of all ages are cheering for their favorite wrestlers. The third to last match of the night is Yukon Jack vs. All-American Boy. The two wrestlers are battling it out in the squared circle. The ring announcer's voice spreads all over the Armory through the speakers.)
Ring Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Yukon Jack has the All-American Boy in a death grip of a bear hug. Yukon Jack stands at about 7 feet tall and he is treating the 5'9" Boy, like a rag doll."
(Just as Yukon, thinks All-American boy is going to tap out, he gets clapped in the face as hard as the boy can.)
Ring Announcer: "Oh, Jack, lets go of the bear hug and staggers back. Wow, All-American Boy lands a picture perfect drop kick."
(Yukon Jack, tumbles out of the ring to the floor. The Boy quickly leaps to the top rope and dives at Yukon Jack. The arena shouts and hoots. All-American Boy drops Yukon Jack to the floor with a Hurricanrana. All-American Boy then runs back into the ring.)
Ring Announcer: "Looks like All-American Boy is hopping for a count out. Oh, wait. Yukon Jack is slowly getting up. He is climbing into the ring. The referee stops his count at 9. All-American Boy looks nervous. I would too if I had a 7 foot tall wild man after me."
(Yukon Jack growls at All-American Boy and charges at him. Boy baseball slides between Jack's legs. When Jack bounces back from the ropes All-American Boy leaps up in the air lands on Jack's shoulders and lands a masterfully times victory roll.)
Ring Announcer: "He just put Yukon Jack, in the American Victory. The referee counts. 1,2,3. That the end of the match. That's also the end of Yukon Jack."
(The fan's chant na na na na hay, hay, hay, goodbye.)
Ring Announcer: "Wrestling fans, I can't believe it. An American, here in Canada ended the destruction and evil reign of Yukon Jack. He has been a complete terror for the past eleven months here Extreme Canadian Championship Wrestling. Are you guys ready for the main event? Ladies and Gentlemen in just a few minuets "Macho Man" Randy Savage, verses Bam Bam Bigealo, with special guest referee Captain Lou Albano"
(The fans holler and shout and scream. They toss old food and beer at Yukon Jack as he walks down the isle of shame. He spits and yells at the fan's, just like any losing heel would. He stomps off behind the curtain into the backstage area. Dave Republic, owner of ECCW walks up to Yukon Jack and shakes his hand.)
Dave: "Good job out there Jack. You played the heel to a T tonight."
Jack: "That's the only way you would let me out of my contract. Turn heel, build up a huge feud with All-American Boy, Colossal and Choke slam Kim Reed. I did everything you asked."
Dave: "I laughed every time the announcer said, you where 7" feet tall. Clearly you are only 6'7". Just jivin' you Jack."
Jack: "Tank's for letting me out of my contract. I was offered the opportunity and I want to thank you for the opportunity you gave me."
Dave: "I have no idea why you want to go to MWA Professional Wrestling in Nebraska. You are going to get paid less and you don't have the fan base there."
Jack: "I will be closer to my family. My cousins dad is sick. I am going to help him take care of the farm for a little bit."
Dave: "You are making a huge mistake. Good luck Jack."
(Jack smiles, and walks away. Waving his goodbyes to wrestlers and staff in the hallways. Not watching what he is doing, Jack bumps into a very large, thick, bald man.)
Jack: "Oh, excuse me". (Jack does a double take and smiles like a kid in a candy store.) "You're Bam Bam Bigelow. I can't wait to see your match."
Bigelow: "Your match was pretty good. You have skill for a young wrestler. How long have you been wrestling."
Jack: "Three years. I got hooked when I saw Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, verses Terry Funk. I got back stage and started talking to them. Within a week I was in The dungeon being trained in one of the greatest wrestling school ever."
Macho Man: "Oh, yeah! Well you showed some skills in that ring tonight."
Jack: "Thanks. That means a lot coming from legends like you too."
(Captain Lou walks up to the three of them.)
Lou: "So I have an idea. Jack, is hated right now. Scott, you are maybe the best heel ever. How about Jack accompanies you to the ring?"
Bam Bam: "What the hell. Let's do it."
Jack: "Sounds like a great idea to me."
(The four of them shake hands and we hear Bam Bam Bigelo's theme song swirl around the arena. Bam Bam pats Jack hard on the back and pushes him through the curtain to the ramp. The arena boos as Jack, puts a snarl on his face. Bam Bam then walks in behind Jack. Bam Bam is greeted with both cheers and jeers. Being a wrestling legend, you get that kind of reaction from the crowd. Jack and Bam Bam walk to the ring and hiss and spit at the fans. "Macho Man's" ring theme song blasts out of the speakers. Randy Savage and Captain Lou walk out together.)
Ring announcer: "Looks like Captain Lou is on Macho Man's side. He is the referee tonight. He can't be impartial. Then again Yukon Jack is out here on Bam Bams side. This is going to be one great main event."
(Jack grins under his thick beard. He never thought he would spend his last day in Extreme Canadian Championship Wrestling. With not one, but three wrestling icons.)
January, 5th, 2012 3:37p.m.
The Westin Hotel in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Hank Brown: "Um, hey, Jack! Jack!"
(Yukon sitting on a couch in the lobby of a hotel. His head cocked to the side and looking up in the air as if he was day dreaming.)
Hank Brown: "Jack, are you in there? I was told to interview you for you debut match against Nathan von Liebert. He is on a run of great wins and is the first One Invitational Tournament. Do you have any comments about NvL?"
(Yukon Jack, shakes his head and turns slowly to look into Hank Browns eyes. He puts on a soft smile and starts to speak.)
Jack: "First off, I won't take anything away from Nathan's victory at One. Second, I don't have much respect for a man that plays with dolls, excuse me action figures. Third, he claims to have a Multi-Personality disorder, just so he can get way with being a sadistic, violent person. There are hundreds of studies that argue that Multi-Personality do not exist. Don't get me wrong. I believe there are plenty of real sick people out there that need help and get help. Nathan, just uses it as an excuse to be an abusive butt puppet."
Hank Brown: "How do you think he will react to that comment you just made?"
Jack: "To tell you the truth, I really don't care how he reacts. I am sure he will come up with something vulgar. He might call me names, and say he is going to kick my ass. That doesn't impress me much."
Hank Brown: "So you aren't impressed with his wins in WCF?"
Jack: "Nathan has won a lot of matches. He is on a roll. Like I said before, I won't take anything from his victories. I am sure he will talk about how lame I am and try to insult me in his edgy generation Y slang."
Hank Brown: "So what else would you like to say to Nathan von Liebert ? What do you think he will say about you?"
Jack: " Like I said, I really don't think much on what Nathan will say about me. He looks like a reject from a 1990's after school special. No Nathan, don't huff gas you will end up on your knees playing with dolls of Jeff Purse and Nightrider. What I do care about is going into the ring and show the fans the best damn match of the night. Nathan, better watch out. I am going to try to make him bleed and then I want to see his "Other Personality", come out. If he really had a multiple personality, he wouldn't have control of when that person came out. It's just a cop out to be a douche bag. With that said, I am finished with this interview. I have a match to get ready for."
(Jack takes the microphone clip off his red plaid shirt, stands up and walks out on Hank Brown.)
Hank Brown: "Well thank you for the interview Yukon. Good luck with your debut."
(Yukon Jack, walks to the stairs and disappears around the corner to the second floor.)
The End
( The smell of stale popcorn and flat beer waft in the air. Half eaten pizza, pretzels', and corn dogs lay limp on the benches and gritty cement floor. The crowd around the arena is buzzing. Men, women, boys and girls of all ages are cheering for their favorite wrestlers. The third to last match of the night is Yukon Jack vs. All-American Boy. The two wrestlers are battling it out in the squared circle. The ring announcer's voice spreads all over the Armory through the speakers.)
Ring Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Yukon Jack has the All-American Boy in a death grip of a bear hug. Yukon Jack stands at about 7 feet tall and he is treating the 5'9" Boy, like a rag doll."
(Just as Yukon, thinks All-American boy is going to tap out, he gets clapped in the face as hard as the boy can.)
Ring Announcer: "Oh, Jack, lets go of the bear hug and staggers back. Wow, All-American Boy lands a picture perfect drop kick."
(Yukon Jack, tumbles out of the ring to the floor. The Boy quickly leaps to the top rope and dives at Yukon Jack. The arena shouts and hoots. All-American Boy drops Yukon Jack to the floor with a Hurricanrana. All-American Boy then runs back into the ring.)
Ring Announcer: "Looks like All-American Boy is hopping for a count out. Oh, wait. Yukon Jack is slowly getting up. He is climbing into the ring. The referee stops his count at 9. All-American Boy looks nervous. I would too if I had a 7 foot tall wild man after me."
(Yukon Jack growls at All-American Boy and charges at him. Boy baseball slides between Jack's legs. When Jack bounces back from the ropes All-American Boy leaps up in the air lands on Jack's shoulders and lands a masterfully times victory roll.)
Ring Announcer: "He just put Yukon Jack, in the American Victory. The referee counts. 1,2,3. That the end of the match. That's also the end of Yukon Jack."
(The fan's chant na na na na hay, hay, hay, goodbye.)
Ring Announcer: "Wrestling fans, I can't believe it. An American, here in Canada ended the destruction and evil reign of Yukon Jack. He has been a complete terror for the past eleven months here Extreme Canadian Championship Wrestling. Are you guys ready for the main event? Ladies and Gentlemen in just a few minuets "Macho Man" Randy Savage, verses Bam Bam Bigealo, with special guest referee Captain Lou Albano"
(The fans holler and shout and scream. They toss old food and beer at Yukon Jack as he walks down the isle of shame. He spits and yells at the fan's, just like any losing heel would. He stomps off behind the curtain into the backstage area. Dave Republic, owner of ECCW walks up to Yukon Jack and shakes his hand.)
Dave: "Good job out there Jack. You played the heel to a T tonight."
Jack: "That's the only way you would let me out of my contract. Turn heel, build up a huge feud with All-American Boy, Colossal and Choke slam Kim Reed. I did everything you asked."
Dave: "I laughed every time the announcer said, you where 7" feet tall. Clearly you are only 6'7". Just jivin' you Jack."
Jack: "Tank's for letting me out of my contract. I was offered the opportunity and I want to thank you for the opportunity you gave me."
Dave: "I have no idea why you want to go to MWA Professional Wrestling in Nebraska. You are going to get paid less and you don't have the fan base there."
Jack: "I will be closer to my family. My cousins dad is sick. I am going to help him take care of the farm for a little bit."
Dave: "You are making a huge mistake. Good luck Jack."
(Jack smiles, and walks away. Waving his goodbyes to wrestlers and staff in the hallways. Not watching what he is doing, Jack bumps into a very large, thick, bald man.)
Jack: "Oh, excuse me". (Jack does a double take and smiles like a kid in a candy store.) "You're Bam Bam Bigelow. I can't wait to see your match."
Bigelow: "Your match was pretty good. You have skill for a young wrestler. How long have you been wrestling."
Jack: "Three years. I got hooked when I saw Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, verses Terry Funk. I got back stage and started talking to them. Within a week I was in The dungeon being trained in one of the greatest wrestling school ever."
Macho Man: "Oh, yeah! Well you showed some skills in that ring tonight."
Jack: "Thanks. That means a lot coming from legends like you too."
(Captain Lou walks up to the three of them.)
Lou: "So I have an idea. Jack, is hated right now. Scott, you are maybe the best heel ever. How about Jack accompanies you to the ring?"
Bam Bam: "What the hell. Let's do it."
Jack: "Sounds like a great idea to me."
(The four of them shake hands and we hear Bam Bam Bigelo's theme song swirl around the arena. Bam Bam pats Jack hard on the back and pushes him through the curtain to the ramp. The arena boos as Jack, puts a snarl on his face. Bam Bam then walks in behind Jack. Bam Bam is greeted with both cheers and jeers. Being a wrestling legend, you get that kind of reaction from the crowd. Jack and Bam Bam walk to the ring and hiss and spit at the fans. "Macho Man's" ring theme song blasts out of the speakers. Randy Savage and Captain Lou walk out together.)
Ring announcer: "Looks like Captain Lou is on Macho Man's side. He is the referee tonight. He can't be impartial. Then again Yukon Jack is out here on Bam Bams side. This is going to be one great main event."
(Jack grins under his thick beard. He never thought he would spend his last day in Extreme Canadian Championship Wrestling. With not one, but three wrestling icons.)
January, 5th, 2012 3:37p.m.
The Westin Hotel in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Hank Brown: "Um, hey, Jack! Jack!"
(Yukon sitting on a couch in the lobby of a hotel. His head cocked to the side and looking up in the air as if he was day dreaming.)
Hank Brown: "Jack, are you in there? I was told to interview you for you debut match against Nathan von Liebert. He is on a run of great wins and is the first One Invitational Tournament. Do you have any comments about NvL?"
(Yukon Jack, shakes his head and turns slowly to look into Hank Browns eyes. He puts on a soft smile and starts to speak.)
Jack: "First off, I won't take anything away from Nathan's victory at One. Second, I don't have much respect for a man that plays with dolls, excuse me action figures. Third, he claims to have a Multi-Personality disorder, just so he can get way with being a sadistic, violent person. There are hundreds of studies that argue that Multi-Personality do not exist. Don't get me wrong. I believe there are plenty of real sick people out there that need help and get help. Nathan, just uses it as an excuse to be an abusive butt puppet."
Hank Brown: "How do you think he will react to that comment you just made?"
Jack: "To tell you the truth, I really don't care how he reacts. I am sure he will come up with something vulgar. He might call me names, and say he is going to kick my ass. That doesn't impress me much."
Hank Brown: "So you aren't impressed with his wins in WCF?"
Jack: "Nathan has won a lot of matches. He is on a roll. Like I said before, I won't take anything from his victories. I am sure he will talk about how lame I am and try to insult me in his edgy generation Y slang."
Hank Brown: "So what else would you like to say to Nathan von Liebert ? What do you think he will say about you?"
Jack: " Like I said, I really don't think much on what Nathan will say about me. He looks like a reject from a 1990's after school special. No Nathan, don't huff gas you will end up on your knees playing with dolls of Jeff Purse and Nightrider. What I do care about is going into the ring and show the fans the best damn match of the night. Nathan, better watch out. I am going to try to make him bleed and then I want to see his "Other Personality", come out. If he really had a multiple personality, he wouldn't have control of when that person came out. It's just a cop out to be a douche bag. With that said, I am finished with this interview. I have a match to get ready for."
(Jack takes the microphone clip off his red plaid shirt, stands up and walks out on Hank Brown.)
Hank Brown: "Well thank you for the interview Yukon. Good luck with your debut."
(Yukon Jack, walks to the stairs and disappears around the corner to the second floor.)
The End
