Post by Gage Gannon on Jan 5, 2012 17:43:36 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we are just days away from Slam as all of a sudden a red lamborghini pulls up the arena....
Zach Davis: What the hell is this?
Shannon Lerch: I dont know.....but this guy travels in style......
The lamborgini doors flip upwards as the crowd erruptss immediately as Gage Gannon steps out of his car carrying his bag over his shoulder.....
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Zach Davis: Holy Shit!!!!
Shannon: Wait, I know who he is.....that's Gage Gannon!!! That's the guy that Odin has picked to be on his team at XIII.
The fans in the UWF arena are taking it all in as Gage Gannon is wearing his GENIBUS NITITO MECCA shirt..... Gage is just all smiles as Hank Brown comes rushing up to Gage Gannon.....
Hank Brown: Holy Crap........Mr. Gannon it is such a pleasure to meet.......
Gage puts his hand up in front of Hank Brown's face and silences him.......
Gage: Who in the hell do you think you are?
Hank Brown: Mr. Gannon I'm Hank Brown I'm......
Gage: FIRED
Hank Brown: Excuse me?
Gage: First off when you address me it's either Gage or Mecca, I'm not a Sir, I work for a living!!!!
Hank Brown: O.K. Gage duly noted!!
Gage: Second off Gage Gannon is here babyy!!!! You see make no mistake about it, as soon as I step on the seen anything that I touch turns Golden!!! You see Hank, I have big business that I need to attend too, but I can see that you have pissed your pants and you are in awe of Gage Gannon. Your looking at me, and your wondering am I a Greek God, or am I a man. You are gawking at Gage Gannon!!!
Shannon: What a piece of work!!!!
Fans: Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon
Hank Brown: Mr. Gannon I am WCF's premier inter.......
Gage: Do you really think that it matter's to me what you are? You see nothing matters anymore, as a matter of fact the only thing that matters Hank Brown.....is that Gage Gannon go down to the middle of that ring and explain why I decided to step foot in the UWF!!!
Gage snaps his fingers as three fine women appear and collect Gage's bags as he walks towards the arena!!!
Zach: This should be interesting!!!
Shannon: I can't believe this guy.....
Gage comes walking through the entranceway of the door just smiling as he walks through the back hallways!! Many of the WCF superstars are looking at Gage Gannon wondering who the hell this guy is!! Gage just smirks as he comes to a doorway and just tilts his head sideways!!!
Gage: This will do!!!
Gage kicks in the door as ***** looks around wondering what the hell is going on!!!
Zach: Hey, that's *****'s lockerroom!!!
Shannon: This should be funny, not even here two seconds and Gage is going to get his ass kicked!!!
Gage looks around and is pleased with how well furnished the lockerroom is. ***** has done very well for Gage Gannon
*****: Hey buddy, what the hell are you doing in my lockerroom?
Gage just walks around ignoring the guy pleased with himself!!
The superstar comes up to Gage Gannon and spins him around......
*****: I said what the hell are you doing in my lockerroom buddy?
Gage: This will do!
*****: Huh?
The camera's cut to the outside of the lockerroom as the door comes flying open and the guy gets slammed hard into the wall!!!!
Shannon: What the hell did he just do that for?
Zach: Because he's Gage Gannon!!
Shannon: I'm sure Seth would of furnished Gage a lockerroom!!!
Zach: But Gage wanted that one!!!!
Gage comes sauntering out of the lockerroom as Gage goes over to the guy and leans over as he grabs his key as the women takes Gage's bags into the lockerroom!!
Gage: Thanks buddy, for keeping my lockerroom warm for me!!!
Gage just stands up as a small crowd has gathered around Gage Gannon and shocked at the audacity of the WCF's newest superstar!!!!
Fans: Let's Go Gannon!!! Let's Go Gannon!!! Let's Go Gannon!!!
Zach: The WCF superstars know who in the hell this guy is!!
Shannon: I think that this guy is coming out this way!!!
Gage continues walking through the back up through the front entranceway as the camera's cut to the front and the air is thick with tension for Gage's entrance!!! All of a sudden the lights go out...
Pyro errupts from the stage as all of a sudden "All of the Lights" by Kanye West and Rihanna hits the P.A. system and the lights come back on and Gage comes sauntering out on stage sipping a bottle of water!!!
The fans errupt as the decibal level is deafening and Gage just takes it all in without any emotion on his face as if he is used to it!!!! Gage takes off his shades and plays to the crowd as he slowly walks down the entranceway just nodding his head knowing that the WCF fans know who he is!!!
Zach: You would think that this guy is one of WCF's beloved superstars or something!!!
Shannon: Well I mean he is with the WCF now!!!!
Gage stomps at the bottom of the entranceway as he just smirks and climbs the ring apron as he get's in the ring!!! The fans are ecstatic as Gage grabs a microphone and finally plays to the crowd as he feeds off of the crowd's energy!!!!
Zach: WOW!
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Gannon just posts himself on the opposite ring apron as he waits for the cheers to die down and Gage sticks the Mike up to his lips!!! But before he is about to speak another thunderous ovation errupts as "Thank You Gannon" chants feels the arena!!!! Gage just walks over to the ring ropes and posts himself there as he glares out at the massive sea of Gannon fans!!!!
Shannon: What is it, with this fans obsession with Gage Gannon!!!
Gage raises the mic to his lips and begins to speak!!!
Gage: OH HONEY!!!! IM HERE!!!!!
The fans errupt as Gage just smiles and continues to garner cheap pops from the crowd!!!
Gage: In case you idiots in the back don't know why these people are cheering for me, it's because they know just who in the hell I am, and they know what Gage Gannon is capable off!!!
The fans errupt as Gage continues to speak!!!
Gage: You see it's obvious by some of the looks in the back that I am going to have to introduce myself to some of WCF's "elite" wrestler's!!! So without further ado here I go!!!! I'm the guy who makes all the girls wet, i'm the guy who is the "it" factor of the WCF!!! To all of WCF's wrestlers jobbers and "elite" I am "THE ELITE" I am "THE MECCA" GAGE GANNON!!!!!!
Mecca chants feel the arena as Gage waits for the chants to die down!!!!
Gage: Make no mistake about it, it is an honor to be here, and I am going to personally enjoy whooping each and every one of the so called WCF superstars asses each week!!!! Which begs the question that everybody is wondering? What makes this guy so hot, and why was Gage Gannon, excuse me unknown Gage Gannon to the WCF approached to be apart of Odin Belfore's team at XIII
Shannon: I am already kind of getting a feeling of why!!!
Gage: You see let's rewind time a few years and let's go back to another company that Gage Gannon was in!!! Let's go to the UWF!!!! You see I was a hotshot in the UWF and I was on the rise and Odin Belfore's tenure was almost up!!! Odin looked at me and said "that kid has something in him"!!! And years later after seeing me in a few match's Odin called me up!!! You see I'm here in the WCF and quite frankly if you don't like it, well then you can kiss my ass!!!
Zach: A powerful statement from Gage Gannon!!
Gage: Let's get down to business, i'm sitting in my penthouse and I get a call from some guy named Seth Lerch!!! Now me being who I am I thought that the guy was a distant relative of Lerch off of the Adam's family so I immediately thought that he was offering me his services for house cleaning!!!! But know this guy is talking to Gage Gannon, practically telling me that he worships the ground that Gage Gannon walks on!!! This guy is telling me that he wants Gage Gannon to sign with the WCF!!!
Shannon: A wise choice!!!
Gage: But I tell Seth Lerch to go take a hike, because Gage Gannon hasn't wrestled in almost two years!! But the guy is unrelenting, he says that he can guarantee that I will be a big star in the WCF, but I tell Seth Lerch that the WCF is going to be a big star with Gage Gannon in it!!! So Seth ask me Gage what do I have to do to get you here in the WCF!! He tells me that he has to calm down because just talking to Gage Gannon is making the guy piss his pants!!!
Gage: So I think about it for a minute and I say if you can give me ONE, no pun intended, ONE good reason that Gage Gannon should go to the WCF he tells Gage Gannon that a familiar face wants Gage Gannon on his team at XIII!!! So I begin to think and tell Seth to tell the familiar face to give me a call and we can talk!!! So I'm sitting there waiting and I get on the phone and it's Odin Belfore!! Odin's sitting here talking to me and telling me how his team is filled but he just has to have me on his team!! So I tell him that if he wants Gage Gannon bad enough, than he will get rid of somebody on his team and make a spot for me!!! And low and behold I stand here now ready to whoop alllll theirrr asessss at XIII!!!
Fans: Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon
Gage: Which brings me to Slam!!!!
Zach: That's right!!! Gage Gannon's debut match is at slam!!!
Shannon: He talks a good game, but can he back it up!!!
Gage: Seth calls me back after changing his pants and tells me that I have a match this week on slam with some roody poos I've never heard of!! Some tree loving hippy named Joel Hall, some moron named Tek who is sniffing acid, and some emo chick named Amanda Mosby!!!
Zach: Gage is in action, this week!
Gage: I look at my opponents and I realize, HOLY SHIT!! What circus did these freaks of nature come from!!! First let's talk about Amanda Mosby!!! Well actually Amanda Mosby hasn't said anything all week because she looked at the card and realized that she was getting in the ring with non other than "The Mecca" Gage Gannon!!! Amanda Mosby orgasmed right there at the thought of just touching Gage Gannon!!! Amanda Mosby got down on her knees, she said a prayer, and she thanked God that she was getting in the ring with a Greek God!!! Everytime Amanda Mosby thought about the fact that she was getting in the ring with Gage Gannon she would skip around her house like a douchebag!!! As a matter of fact the emo bitch actually realised, that their was more to life than slitting her wrists and wearing skinny jeans!!!
Gage: But wait there's more, the bitch realizes that she doesn't have to starve herself so she starts eating. She starts training, and she starts saying her prayers, but unbeknownst to her Gage Gannon is going to treat her like the bitch that she is, and I'm going to bitch slap her from one ringpost to another!!! And then when Amanda Mosby is looking up at the lights, and she realizes that she just got her ass Mollywhopped................
Gage just smirks as mollywhopped chants begins to feel the arena!!!
Gage: That's right that just became the hottest trending topic on TWITTER mollywhopped......
The fans burst into an uproar as Gage continues what he was saying!!!
Gage: That's right Mollywhopped than Amanda Mosby is going to run to the back crying, because she just had the pleasure of being in the very same ring as Gage Gannon!!! And she's not going to want the high to end so the bitch is going to go knock on Joel Hall's door and ask for the same shit that he's been smoking!!
Shannon: Does he know who Joel Hall is?
Gage: Yes Joel Hall you see you don't know Gage Gannon, but I know all about you!!! You are one of the biggest weirdos that I have ever seen in my life. Your like a cross between Dude Love and the Ultimate Warrior!!! I listened to your promo for one and between you talking about running around the forrest with a leotard on being one with the animals, and you talking about your spirit couldn't be crushed I realized something!!! You see I realized that even though your spirit couldn't be crushed any chance of us understanding what in the blue hell you where talking about was!!! You see Joel Hall nobody gives a damn about the fact that you went hunting when your where thirteen, Joel Hall nobody gives a damn about the fact that you lay down in the middle of dirt trying to be one with nature!!! Joel Hall you are without a shadow of a doubt one of the goofiest bastards that I have ever heard talk in my lifetime!!
Zach: Who does Gage think he is!!
The fans just laugh as a small Gage chant quickly begins to rise throughout the arena!!!!
Gage: I'm Joel Hall and you can't crush my spirit!! I'm one with the Universe and when the moon and the stars align to face Gage Gannon at slam the wind dear, and howling woof will be with meeee!!!!!! THE ULTIMMMMATTTEEEE WARRRIIIIOOO........I mean Joel Hall!!!!
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Gage: But believe it or not I've said my best for the biggest jackass of all in this match!!! I'm talking about this moron Tek!!! This guy is on some other shit!!! This guy is so high on Acid that he doesn't even know who he is facing a slam!!! This guy named Joel Hall obviously has been sniffing the same shit that Tek has!!! This dumb moron wants to be scary!!! He wants to go to a graveyard and talk about the people he is facing,!!! OOOOHHHH I'm scared he unveils three tombstones for the three superstars that he is facing!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!! WAIT FOR IT......WAIT FOR IT.......Vic?
Dalton Henry? Who in the blue hell is Vic and Dalton Henry? You mean Amanda Mosby and Gage Gannon!!!! This guy was obviously high when he did his promo so Tek I want you to listen up because I am going to do your dumbass a favor!!! TEK.....theirs a reason why everybody in the WCF thinks that you ABSOLUTELYYY SUCK!!! And it's because of the fact that you look dumber than you actually are!!! That is unti you open your mouth and you do dumbshit like this!! Make no mistake about it though i'm going to set you straight!!! I'm going to help you out!!!! Amanda Mosby, Joel Hall, and Tek you are all going to get your cocaine sniffing asses handed to you by Gage Gannon!!!! And then you will be able to tell everybody that I got my ass handed to me by a guy who is better than me in everyway way!!!!!! So as my official introduction to the UWF let me just say........THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT INTERESTING!!!!!
Gage drops the mic as his music plays and he just looks out at the crowd playing to them!!!
Shannon: WOW!!!
Zach: This guy is something else!!!
Gage gets out of the ring and heads up the ramp as the scene ends with Gage walking to the back!!!
Zach Davis: What the hell is this?
Shannon Lerch: I dont know.....but this guy travels in style......
The lamborgini doors flip upwards as the crowd erruptss immediately as Gage Gannon steps out of his car carrying his bag over his shoulder.....
Fans: Gage Gage Gage Gage Gage Gage Gage Gage Gage Gage
Zach Davis: Holy Shit!!!!
Shannon: Wait, I know who he is.....that's Gage Gannon!!! That's the guy that Odin has picked to be on his team at XIII.
The fans in the UWF arena are taking it all in as Gage Gannon is wearing his GENIBUS NITITO MECCA shirt..... Gage is just all smiles as Hank Brown comes rushing up to Gage Gannon.....
Hank Brown: Holy Crap........Mr. Gannon it is such a pleasure to meet.......
Gage puts his hand up in front of Hank Brown's face and silences him.......
Gage: Who in the hell do you think you are?
Hank Brown: Mr. Gannon I'm Hank Brown I'm......
Gage: FIRED
Hank Brown: Excuse me?
Gage: First off when you address me it's either Gage or Mecca, I'm not a Sir, I work for a living!!!!
Hank Brown: O.K. Gage duly noted!!
Gage: Second off Gage Gannon is here babyy!!!! You see make no mistake about it, as soon as I step on the seen anything that I touch turns Golden!!! You see Hank, I have big business that I need to attend too, but I can see that you have pissed your pants and you are in awe of Gage Gannon. Your looking at me, and your wondering am I a Greek God, or am I a man. You are gawking at Gage Gannon!!!
Shannon: What a piece of work!!!!
Fans: Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon
Hank Brown: Mr. Gannon I am WCF's premier inter.......
Gage: Do you really think that it matter's to me what you are? You see nothing matters anymore, as a matter of fact the only thing that matters Hank Brown.....is that Gage Gannon go down to the middle of that ring and explain why I decided to step foot in the UWF!!!
Gage snaps his fingers as three fine women appear and collect Gage's bags as he walks towards the arena!!!
Zach: This should be interesting!!!
Shannon: I can't believe this guy.....
Gage comes walking through the entranceway of the door just smiling as he walks through the back hallways!! Many of the WCF superstars are looking at Gage Gannon wondering who the hell this guy is!! Gage just smirks as he comes to a doorway and just tilts his head sideways!!!
Gage: This will do!!!
Gage kicks in the door as ***** looks around wondering what the hell is going on!!!
Zach: Hey, that's *****'s lockerroom!!!
Shannon: This should be funny, not even here two seconds and Gage is going to get his ass kicked!!!
Gage looks around and is pleased with how well furnished the lockerroom is. ***** has done very well for Gage Gannon
*****: Hey buddy, what the hell are you doing in my lockerroom?
Gage just walks around ignoring the guy pleased with himself!!
The superstar comes up to Gage Gannon and spins him around......
*****: I said what the hell are you doing in my lockerroom buddy?
Gage: This will do!
*****: Huh?
The camera's cut to the outside of the lockerroom as the door comes flying open and the guy gets slammed hard into the wall!!!!
Shannon: What the hell did he just do that for?
Zach: Because he's Gage Gannon!!
Shannon: I'm sure Seth would of furnished Gage a lockerroom!!!
Zach: But Gage wanted that one!!!!
Gage comes sauntering out of the lockerroom as Gage goes over to the guy and leans over as he grabs his key as the women takes Gage's bags into the lockerroom!!
Gage: Thanks buddy, for keeping my lockerroom warm for me!!!
Gage just stands up as a small crowd has gathered around Gage Gannon and shocked at the audacity of the WCF's newest superstar!!!!
Fans: Let's Go Gannon!!! Let's Go Gannon!!! Let's Go Gannon!!!
Zach: The WCF superstars know who in the hell this guy is!!
Shannon: I think that this guy is coming out this way!!!
Gage continues walking through the back up through the front entranceway as the camera's cut to the front and the air is thick with tension for Gage's entrance!!! All of a sudden the lights go out...
Pyro errupts from the stage as all of a sudden "All of the Lights" by Kanye West and Rihanna hits the P.A. system and the lights come back on and Gage comes sauntering out on stage sipping a bottle of water!!!
The fans errupt as the decibal level is deafening and Gage just takes it all in without any emotion on his face as if he is used to it!!!! Gage takes off his shades and plays to the crowd as he slowly walks down the entranceway just nodding his head knowing that the WCF fans know who he is!!!
Zach: You would think that this guy is one of WCF's beloved superstars or something!!!
Shannon: Well I mean he is with the WCF now!!!!
Gage stomps at the bottom of the entranceway as he just smirks and climbs the ring apron as he get's in the ring!!! The fans are ecstatic as Gage grabs a microphone and finally plays to the crowd as he feeds off of the crowd's energy!!!!
Zach: WOW!
Fans: Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon
Gannon just posts himself on the opposite ring apron as he waits for the cheers to die down and Gage sticks the Mike up to his lips!!! But before he is about to speak another thunderous ovation errupts as "Thank You Gannon" chants feels the arena!!!! Gage just walks over to the ring ropes and posts himself there as he glares out at the massive sea of Gannon fans!!!!
Shannon: What is it, with this fans obsession with Gage Gannon!!!
Gage raises the mic to his lips and begins to speak!!!
Gage: OH HONEY!!!! IM HERE!!!!!
The fans errupt as Gage just smiles and continues to garner cheap pops from the crowd!!!
Gage: In case you idiots in the back don't know why these people are cheering for me, it's because they know just who in the hell I am, and they know what Gage Gannon is capable off!!!
The fans errupt as Gage continues to speak!!!
Gage: You see it's obvious by some of the looks in the back that I am going to have to introduce myself to some of WCF's "elite" wrestler's!!! So without further ado here I go!!!! I'm the guy who makes all the girls wet, i'm the guy who is the "it" factor of the WCF!!! To all of WCF's wrestlers jobbers and "elite" I am "THE ELITE" I am "THE MECCA" GAGE GANNON!!!!!!
Mecca chants feel the arena as Gage waits for the chants to die down!!!!
Gage: Make no mistake about it, it is an honor to be here, and I am going to personally enjoy whooping each and every one of the so called WCF superstars asses each week!!!! Which begs the question that everybody is wondering? What makes this guy so hot, and why was Gage Gannon, excuse me unknown Gage Gannon to the WCF approached to be apart of Odin Belfore's team at XIII
Shannon: I am already kind of getting a feeling of why!!!
Gage: You see let's rewind time a few years and let's go back to another company that Gage Gannon was in!!! Let's go to the UWF!!!! You see I was a hotshot in the UWF and I was on the rise and Odin Belfore's tenure was almost up!!! Odin looked at me and said "that kid has something in him"!!! And years later after seeing me in a few match's Odin called me up!!! You see I'm here in the WCF and quite frankly if you don't like it, well then you can kiss my ass!!!
Zach: A powerful statement from Gage Gannon!!
Gage: Let's get down to business, i'm sitting in my penthouse and I get a call from some guy named Seth Lerch!!! Now me being who I am I thought that the guy was a distant relative of Lerch off of the Adam's family so I immediately thought that he was offering me his services for house cleaning!!!! But know this guy is talking to Gage Gannon, practically telling me that he worships the ground that Gage Gannon walks on!!! This guy is telling me that he wants Gage Gannon to sign with the WCF!!!
Shannon: A wise choice!!!
Gage: But I tell Seth Lerch to go take a hike, because Gage Gannon hasn't wrestled in almost two years!! But the guy is unrelenting, he says that he can guarantee that I will be a big star in the WCF, but I tell Seth Lerch that the WCF is going to be a big star with Gage Gannon in it!!! So Seth ask me Gage what do I have to do to get you here in the WCF!! He tells me that he has to calm down because just talking to Gage Gannon is making the guy piss his pants!!!
Gage: So I think about it for a minute and I say if you can give me ONE, no pun intended, ONE good reason that Gage Gannon should go to the WCF he tells Gage Gannon that a familiar face wants Gage Gannon on his team at XIII!!! So I begin to think and tell Seth to tell the familiar face to give me a call and we can talk!!! So I'm sitting there waiting and I get on the phone and it's Odin Belfore!! Odin's sitting here talking to me and telling me how his team is filled but he just has to have me on his team!! So I tell him that if he wants Gage Gannon bad enough, than he will get rid of somebody on his team and make a spot for me!!! And low and behold I stand here now ready to whoop alllll theirrr asessss at XIII!!!
Fans: Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon
Gage: Which brings me to Slam!!!!
Zach: That's right!!! Gage Gannon's debut match is at slam!!!
Shannon: He talks a good game, but can he back it up!!!
Gage: Seth calls me back after changing his pants and tells me that I have a match this week on slam with some roody poos I've never heard of!! Some tree loving hippy named Joel Hall, some moron named Tek who is sniffing acid, and some emo chick named Amanda Mosby!!!
Zach: Gage is in action, this week!
Gage: I look at my opponents and I realize, HOLY SHIT!! What circus did these freaks of nature come from!!! First let's talk about Amanda Mosby!!! Well actually Amanda Mosby hasn't said anything all week because she looked at the card and realized that she was getting in the ring with non other than "The Mecca" Gage Gannon!!! Amanda Mosby orgasmed right there at the thought of just touching Gage Gannon!!! Amanda Mosby got down on her knees, she said a prayer, and she thanked God that she was getting in the ring with a Greek God!!! Everytime Amanda Mosby thought about the fact that she was getting in the ring with Gage Gannon she would skip around her house like a douchebag!!! As a matter of fact the emo bitch actually realised, that their was more to life than slitting her wrists and wearing skinny jeans!!!
Gage: But wait there's more, the bitch realizes that she doesn't have to starve herself so she starts eating. She starts training, and she starts saying her prayers, but unbeknownst to her Gage Gannon is going to treat her like the bitch that she is, and I'm going to bitch slap her from one ringpost to another!!! And then when Amanda Mosby is looking up at the lights, and she realizes that she just got her ass Mollywhopped................
Gage just smirks as mollywhopped chants begins to feel the arena!!!
Gage: That's right that just became the hottest trending topic on TWITTER mollywhopped......
The fans burst into an uproar as Gage continues what he was saying!!!
Gage: That's right Mollywhopped than Amanda Mosby is going to run to the back crying, because she just had the pleasure of being in the very same ring as Gage Gannon!!! And she's not going to want the high to end so the bitch is going to go knock on Joel Hall's door and ask for the same shit that he's been smoking!!
Shannon: Does he know who Joel Hall is?
Gage: Yes Joel Hall you see you don't know Gage Gannon, but I know all about you!!! You are one of the biggest weirdos that I have ever seen in my life. Your like a cross between Dude Love and the Ultimate Warrior!!! I listened to your promo for one and between you talking about running around the forrest with a leotard on being one with the animals, and you talking about your spirit couldn't be crushed I realized something!!! You see I realized that even though your spirit couldn't be crushed any chance of us understanding what in the blue hell you where talking about was!!! You see Joel Hall nobody gives a damn about the fact that you went hunting when your where thirteen, Joel Hall nobody gives a damn about the fact that you lay down in the middle of dirt trying to be one with nature!!! Joel Hall you are without a shadow of a doubt one of the goofiest bastards that I have ever heard talk in my lifetime!!
Zach: Who does Gage think he is!!
The fans just laugh as a small Gage chant quickly begins to rise throughout the arena!!!!
Gage: I'm Joel Hall and you can't crush my spirit!! I'm one with the Universe and when the moon and the stars align to face Gage Gannon at slam the wind dear, and howling woof will be with meeee!!!!!! THE ULTIMMMMATTTEEEE WARRRIIIIOOO........I mean Joel Hall!!!!
Fans: Gage Gage Gage Gage Gage Gage Gage
Gage: But believe it or not I've said my best for the biggest jackass of all in this match!!! I'm talking about this moron Tek!!! This guy is on some other shit!!! This guy is so high on Acid that he doesn't even know who he is facing a slam!!! This guy named Joel Hall obviously has been sniffing the same shit that Tek has!!! This dumb moron wants to be scary!!! He wants to go to a graveyard and talk about the people he is facing,!!! OOOOHHHH I'm scared he unveils three tombstones for the three superstars that he is facing!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!! WAIT FOR IT......WAIT FOR IT.......Vic?
Dalton Henry? Who in the blue hell is Vic and Dalton Henry? You mean Amanda Mosby and Gage Gannon!!!! This guy was obviously high when he did his promo so Tek I want you to listen up because I am going to do your dumbass a favor!!! TEK.....theirs a reason why everybody in the WCF thinks that you ABSOLUTELYYY SUCK!!! And it's because of the fact that you look dumber than you actually are!!! That is unti you open your mouth and you do dumbshit like this!! Make no mistake about it though i'm going to set you straight!!! I'm going to help you out!!!! Amanda Mosby, Joel Hall, and Tek you are all going to get your cocaine sniffing asses handed to you by Gage Gannon!!!! And then you will be able to tell everybody that I got my ass handed to me by a guy who is better than me in everyway way!!!!!! So as my official introduction to the UWF let me just say........THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT INTERESTING!!!!!Gage drops the mic as his music plays and he just looks out at the crowd playing to them!!!
Shannon: WOW!!!
Zach: This guy is something else!!!
Gage gets out of the ring and heads up the ramp as the scene ends with Gage walking to the back!!!
