Post by Seth on Jan 3, 2012 17:01:48 GMT -5
At a local house show, suddenly, Master of Puppets starts playing. For no good reason, Zach and Shannan are also there.
Zach Davis: What the hell? Seth making a house show appearance?
Shannan Lerch: Hell, why are we even here?
Seth steps out onto the stage. The crowd cheers at first at seeing the owner of the company but then begins to boo. "I sure would like to do that Jericho return from last night," Seth thinks, but he has business to attend to. He heads to the ring and grabs a mic.
Seth Lerch: HELLO, BUMBLEFUCK NEW JERSEY!
Booing.
Seth Lerch: About ten days from today, because of a stupid goddamn clause Corey Black has in his contract, we're going to have to fly all the way to stupid old Iowa for his stupid old XIII show.
Cheering! Crowd loves XIII!
Seth Lerch: Now that Corey is already Champion and cant just book himself to win another Title -
Seth coughs.
Seth Lerch: -I was very curious to see what he'd do. Well... he's decided on War Games.
Big pop!
Seth Lerch: I know, I know, I love WCW too. But anyway, the guy actually let Odin pick his own team! I could barely believe it. And I've been charged with announcing the teams.
Interested murmurs from the crowd.
Seth Lerch: First up, Corey Black's team. Second of all, the United States Champion,
D-DAY!
Pop.
Seth Lerch: Next, and honestly, I'm incredibly surprised...
JAY PRICE!
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Confused pop!
Zach Davis: What?! Jay Price?!
Shannan Lerch: ...I hate this team.
Seth Lerch: And lastly.... as if Jay Price, one dead man wasn't enough....
GREENFEVER.
ANOTHER big confused pop!
Zach Davis: WHAT?!
Shannan Lerch: GREENFEVER?!
Zach Davis: We saw... we saw him murdered! What...
Shannan Lerch: We saw Dr. Heil recently, but... what the hell?
Seth Lerch: Next up, Team Bad Motha Fucka, Odin Balfore's team.. a much better team, in my opinion... First, Odin Balfore, not my favorite man in the world but whatever... and second.. THE HARDCORE CHAMPION..
GRAVEDIGGER!
Booing.
Seth Lerch: That's right! The best pound for pound wrestler in WCF today. Next up, yet another Champion, the NEW Television Champion..
JONNY FLY!
MORE booing.
Zach Davis: The man that defeated Kaylyn James Evans at One! Fly's stock is rising, that's for sure.
Seth Lerch: And lastly, a man making his return to WCF..
Crowd is once again interested.
Seth Lerch: And one that wasn't presumed dead..
Crowd is less interested now.
Seth Lerch: Well, I'll just let him introduce himself.
Evenflow by Pearl Jam hits.
Zach Davis: WHAT!
RICK MAD!
Rick Mad steps out, a grin on his face.
Shannan Lerch: Huh! Wasn't expecting that. We haven't seen Rick in WCF for years. I'm surprised he didn't show up at One for his yearly nostalgia pop there instead.
Rick nods at Seth and takes a mic.
Rick Mad: Corey Black, I haven't forgotten the King of the Deathmatch tournament. And yes, I'll be honest, my .. TWO .. losses that night have been eating away at me for some time now. Nothing sweeter than a little revenge. See you in ten days, Corey.
Evenflow plays again as Seth and Rick exit the stage.
Zach Davis: What the hell? Seth making a house show appearance?
Shannan Lerch: Hell, why are we even here?
Seth steps out onto the stage. The crowd cheers at first at seeing the owner of the company but then begins to boo. "I sure would like to do that Jericho return from last night," Seth thinks, but he has business to attend to. He heads to the ring and grabs a mic.
Seth Lerch: HELLO, BUMBLEFUCK NEW JERSEY!
Booing.
Seth Lerch: About ten days from today, because of a stupid goddamn clause Corey Black has in his contract, we're going to have to fly all the way to stupid old Iowa for his stupid old XIII show.
Cheering! Crowd loves XIII!
Seth Lerch: Now that Corey is already Champion and cant just book himself to win another Title -
Seth coughs.
Seth Lerch: -I was very curious to see what he'd do. Well... he's decided on War Games.
Big pop!
Seth Lerch: I know, I know, I love WCW too. But anyway, the guy actually let Odin pick his own team! I could barely believe it. And I've been charged with announcing the teams.
Interested murmurs from the crowd.
Seth Lerch: First up, Corey Black's team. Second of all, the United States Champion,
D-DAY!
Pop.
Seth Lerch: Next, and honestly, I'm incredibly surprised...
JAY PRICE!
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Confused pop!
Zach Davis: What?! Jay Price?!
Shannan Lerch: ...I hate this team.
Seth Lerch: And lastly.... as if Jay Price, one dead man wasn't enough....
GREENFEVER.
ANOTHER big confused pop!
Zach Davis: WHAT?!
Shannan Lerch: GREENFEVER?!
Zach Davis: We saw... we saw him murdered! What...
Shannan Lerch: We saw Dr. Heil recently, but... what the hell?
Seth Lerch: Next up, Team Bad Motha Fucka, Odin Balfore's team.. a much better team, in my opinion... First, Odin Balfore, not my favorite man in the world but whatever... and second.. THE HARDCORE CHAMPION..
GRAVEDIGGER!
Booing.
Seth Lerch: That's right! The best pound for pound wrestler in WCF today. Next up, yet another Champion, the NEW Television Champion..
JONNY FLY!
MORE booing.
Zach Davis: The man that defeated Kaylyn James Evans at One! Fly's stock is rising, that's for sure.
Seth Lerch: And lastly, a man making his return to WCF..
Crowd is once again interested.
Seth Lerch: And one that wasn't presumed dead..
Crowd is less interested now.
Seth Lerch: Well, I'll just let him introduce himself.
Evenflow by Pearl Jam hits.
Zach Davis: WHAT!
RICK MAD!
Rick Mad steps out, a grin on his face.
Shannan Lerch: Huh! Wasn't expecting that. We haven't seen Rick in WCF for years. I'm surprised he didn't show up at One for his yearly nostalgia pop there instead.
Rick nods at Seth and takes a mic.
Rick Mad: Corey Black, I haven't forgotten the King of the Deathmatch tournament. And yes, I'll be honest, my .. TWO .. losses that night have been eating away at me for some time now. Nothing sweeter than a little revenge. See you in ten days, Corey.
Evenflow plays again as Seth and Rick exit the stage.