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Post by epitomeofcool on Dec 12, 2011 1:21:14 GMT -5
Following the brawl with Jonny Fly that ensued after both were eliminated from the Hardcore Title #1 Contender's Battle Royal, WCF.com has learned that Aaron Miles is throwing down a challenge to Fly and WCF Management. The challenge was recorded via cell phone by Hank Brown...
Aaron Miles: Jonny Fly, you think you got the best of me? You think that just because you fucked me out of the opportunity to go to One and become a dual champion that you're in my head now? Fuck that. Fly, I'm the god damn Epitome of Cool. I'm the one that is making the WCF Television Title relevant and prestigious. You think that you're going to take this belt from me at one? Think again. But I say you and I make things interesting. You just showed that you don't mind getting your hands dirty. So I say you and I steal the whole fucking show at One by taking our little match at One and cranking the "Oh Shit" meter up to 11. You, me...and a fifteen fucking foot tall ladder. Lerch you want buy rates? Forget the has-beens and vets past their primes. If you want buy rates, you want "The Epitome Of Cool" dazzling the crowds and wetting the panties of the ladies like only he can. You want this fucking match.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2011 18:49:53 GMT -5
This has my vote.
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Post by Odin Balfore on Dec 12, 2011 19:01:46 GMT -5
I'll second that match
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Post by epitomeofcool on Dec 12, 2011 22:43:47 GMT -5
WCF.com has just learned that after hearing that the updated PPV Card does not include the Ladder Match that he propostioned, Aaron Miles is irate at WCF Management. He posted the following to his Twitter Account...
(@epitomeofcool)
#WCFManagement,#SethLerch Are you kidding me? You want buy rates but you ignore what could be the show stealing match of the night? Incompetence to the 100th degree. Aaron Miles = Ratings.
Miles then went on to implore the fans and fellow WCF wrestlers to once again make their voices heard, much like they did when he wanted to get into the #1 Contender's Match for the Hardcore Title.
(@epitomeofcool)
#WCFUniverse Get off your couches and tell #WCFManagement that you want the one and only Aaron Miles to defend his title belt vs Jonny Fly in a ladder match at One. I trust that you have the common sense that #SethLerch lacks.
Just as last time, for those who want to show their support for the cause, simply hit the "Like" button below.
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Post by Corey Black on Dec 13, 2011 15:10:32 GMT -5
Everybody knows ladder matches don't mean dick unless CD is involved.
That being said, I approve of this request!
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Post by epitomeofcool on Dec 13, 2011 15:55:33 GMT -5
Everybody knows ladder matches don't mean dick unless CD is involved. Who?
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Post by Corey Black on Dec 13, 2011 16:03:35 GMT -5
Haha, oh you.
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Post by Doc Henry on Dec 13, 2011 16:14:42 GMT -5
Then I propose CD V Reb in an ultimate ladder match!!!!
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Post by Johnny Reb on Dec 14, 2011 0:24:34 GMT -5
Then I propose CD V Reb in an ultimate ladder match!!!! To the death?
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Post by Odin Balfore on Dec 14, 2011 0:29:30 GMT -5
death? we all know you yankee hatin pricks are dead inside what with your paula sean cooking shows
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Post by Johnny Reb on Dec 15, 2011 0:24:06 GMT -5
Damn... you've exposed our most secretive of ...secrets.
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Post by Jonny Fly on Dec 15, 2011 12:20:45 GMT -5
BOOM
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Post by epitomeofcool on Dec 15, 2011 13:21:13 GMT -5
WCF.com Exclusive!
WCF.com has just received word that Aaron Miles' frustration with the lack of a response from Seth Lerch and WCF Management regarding his proposed ladder match at One versus Jonny Fly has reached it's boiling point. WCF.com had recently received word from a reliable source that Miles was in the midst of planning a formal protest this week on Slam and, if nothing were to come from it, again next week at the Of The Year Awards Show. WCF.com then reached out to Miles for comment and he responded thusly:
Aaron Miles: Somebody needs to get it through Seth Lerch's head that this match needs to happen, because it's obvious that his skull is too thick for him to realize it on his own. Last week he said he wanted buy rates, well this match will get them for you. I get it, right now he's all over the dicks of the washed up vets that he's bringing in. But what's going to happen when they collect their checks from the big payday and then go back to their lives? He's going to turn right back to us, the people who have been busting their asses the last few months to make this company number one, and expect us to welcome him back with open arms. Fuck that. You want to show that you know that we are the present and future of this company Lerch, then prove it. Take your focus off of the people that aren't going to do anything for you except get you a few minutes of a ratings spike, and focus on the people that are going to be making you money for years. Make this match happen at One and then sit back and watch as Aaron Miles makes you look good.
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Post by Seth on Dec 15, 2011 15:41:32 GMT -5
Hank Brown rushes into Seth's office.
Hank Brown: SETH! What do you think about Aaron Miles'-
Seth Lerch: Who?
Hank Brown: Aaron Miles, the Television Champion.
Seth Lerch: Oh, uh, yeah, he's a great kid, real bright future, blah blah.
Hank Brown: He's mad you haven't granted him his ladder match request.
Seth Lerch: Oh. For what, some house show?
Hank Brown: For One.
Seth Lerch: Oh, he thinks my time is worthy of him and his insignificant little Title? Fuck him, no ladder match. In fact, if he keeps pushing it, I'll turn it into a catch as catch can, no-using-the-turnbuckles style match.
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Post by epitomeofcool on Dec 15, 2011 16:21:01 GMT -5
Hank Brown rushes back out of Lerch's office and into the hallway where he pulls out his cell phone. He punches in some numbers and then hits the speakerphone button for the benefit of the viewers. Aaron Miles: What's going on Hank? Hank Brown: I just finished speaking with Lerch. I brought up your recent comments about One and how you feel he's overlooking a great opportunity. Aaron Miles: And? Hank Brown: He said it's not worth his time and if you keep it up, he'll turn it into a catch as catch can, no-using-the-turnbuckles style match. Aaron Miles: That son of a bitch thinks he can scare me? Fuck it, he can make this an "Aaron Miles fights a mannequin with one arm behind his back while he's blindfolded match" and I'll still pull in better buy rates. I'm not worth his time? This coming from the rat bastard that's going to swindle money and precious time away from people by giving them snoozefests for matches at his supposed "baby". I never thought it was possible for someone so young to be so out of touch with the product, but Lerch just proved he doesn't know jack shit about today's audience. News Flash: This isn't 1999. Nobody cares about the supposed stars of yesteryear and they never will again, brother*. So do whatever the hell you want, make all kinds of little threats, but my voice will not be silenced. *(Miles emphasizes the word "brother" with an all to familiar tone )
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