Post by hectorrodriguez on Jan 24, 2010 16:30:40 GMT -5
The video cuts in to the cafeteria area of the arena for tonight's edition of Slam. Before Hector is a plate of food that he is eating away at happily while Don Bradley looks on. A hand comes in front of the screen and taps Don Bradley on his shoulder. He fakes surprise and turns to the camera to speak.
Don Bradley
Yeah, so since Conviction finally decided to crawl out from under the rock where he hides at during the week, I figured I could take some time to respond to some of the things he's said and say one last thing. Instead of me just repeating the things he's said or something like that, how about instead I just play clips from the things he's said today. Let's start with this gem...
Don Bradley lifts up a remote and turns to the side. The camera backs up and pans to the side so that Hector, Don, and the TV are all in the shot. Don turns on Conviction's first segment from television today. Conviction is walking with a few friends from the casino. Don Bradley presses pause on the remote and looks at the camera.
Don Bradley
Here, we have your first mistake, Conviction. Putting your ugly mug on the screen. I mean really, did anyone need to see you? I think I heard a collective "awwww" when people saw you for the first time this week today. I even heard some people thought you were too ashamed to show your face on TV since you couldn't win the match on your own last week. Also, who are these people that appear with you in your segments? How much do you pay them? We all know they wouldn't be caught dead appearing on television with a joke like yourself. Moving on...
Don hits play on the remote and we go back to watching Conviction's segment.
[Hank Brown: It’s a chance for all three of you guys to get into the ring together before Ten. He put you two against Knox and Hector because well you both hate Hector and the bad blood you and Knox have been showing against each other.]
Don hits pause again on the remote at this point and turns back to the camera.
Don Bradley
See, Hank is a nice guy. He purposely didn't tell you about the part where Seth decided to help you out over last week's embarassing win over Hector by putting you in a tag team match. He wanted you to be able to actually have a chance at a legit win by having a tag team partner. See, the way Seth's mind works is that he figured since you couldn't get the job done with Hector on your own last week, that he'd help you out by putting Ace in there with you. He figures with the two of you, there's GOT to be a chance that you'll do better against Hector. They do say two heads are better than one, right?
Don turns and pushes resume again.
[ Conviction: But I guess it is better to have him team with me to rip apart Hector and Small Cox Fort Knox.]
Don pushes pause and turns around.
Don Bradley
I wanted to pause at this point and also point out that he later calls Knox Sucks Cox. I have to stop here and wonder what is going through the mind of Conviction that he takes not one but two opportunities to refer to male genitalia when speaking about Fort Knox. You also in the process imply that he likes to perform oral sex to a man. I'm not sure what's going on here, it's either homophobia or some form of closet homosexuality ready to burst out from Conviction. Could that be why all these awesome friends of yours on TV with you every time just so happen to be all men? I mean, if I'm actually onto something and my suspicions are correct, then to each his own. But let's move on, the next part of Conviction's first segment was my favorite and then we'll move onto the gem he just aired recently.
Don searches for a couple of seconds.
[Conviction: Hector, if you think me busting you open last week was anything, imagine what is going to happen when both me and Slaughter get you. You may not make it to Ten. I should unmask you and show you for the coward that you are. You’re a nobody, and it’s going to stay that way around here.]
Don pauses the video.
Don Bradley
Do you really think that Hector is bothered by bleeding his own blood? Do you think he is bothered by pain?? These things fuel him. For someone who acts so much smarter and better than his opponents, you sure show little to no knowledge about them. Hector is no stranger to the hardcore style. It's been well publicized here in WCF that the hardcore wrestling style was what he performed in before he came to WCF. But see, you're not the sharpest crayon in the box, so you wouldn't exactly be doing something smart like knowing your opponent.
Let's check out his other segment, shall we?
Don Bradley searches through the next segment. He pauses after the next part.
[Conviction: You may have been in numerous title matches in your career with the WCF. But the thing is… YOU’VE NEVER WON ONE! That isn’t going to change next week at Ten either.]
Don Bradley
First of all, I want to point out something kinda strange. In just a couple of hours you do two separate interviews with Hank Brown. These weren't taped on separate days and just aired on the same one. No, not once but twice you are seen with Hank Brown in one day. Does...someone have a secret admirer? Anyway, see, with this sound byte you actually start to show some intelligence Conviction. You show that you do know a LITTLE bit about the past of your opponent. But see, there's something I want to point out here.
Conviction, you sir, are a giant hypocrite. I will present my case as thus: in your first words towards Hector a couple of weeks ago you berate him for cheating in the battle royal match. You act like this is wrong. Then when you face Hector and you win due to interference...which is also cheating, you say a win is a win. Hector's losses in title matches were mostly due to outside interference. Not all of them I will admit, but most of them. But see when other people cheat there is something wrong, however when you yourself get a controversial win, there's nothing wrong with that.
Then again if I was a wrestler and I was as bad in the ring as you are, I would have that same "a win is a win" mentality also. It works well for wrestlers who are bad. You're living proof of that.
Don Bradley turns around to search more through the second segment but stops himself and turns back around to the camera, putting down the remote.
Don Bradley
You know what...I wanted to continue addressing some more gems that you spouted off during your second segment, but I've realized something. I'm causing the people to be subjected to your hot air musings not once but a second time. Both times you were on TV this week you spouted off about how awesome you are, how psycho and weird your partner is, how bad Hector's partner is because his name rhymes with male genitalia...funny how a grown man's mind goes to that so quickly. Then you spout off about how Hector is bad because you won last week, you bloodied him up, and he loses title matches. Blah, blah, blah.
Let's face it, Conviction. You, sir, are the nobody in this match. You are the one no one cares about. You're the one that the people cheer for when they walk back through the curtain, because they don't want to hear your cheesy catchphrases about locking people up behind bars. You know what? You do convict people. You convict them and you sentence them to a bad time watching you attempt to wrestle in the ring. You sentence them to an unwanted nap while you spew a bunch of moronic BS in front of the camera.
Tonight, you can bring all your little catchphrases, you can bring in your little list of all the other wrestlers you've "convicted" in your career. You can bring it all and you can stand beside your partner and his multiple personallities and hope that it will get you a win, but the truth is, it won't be enough. Hector and Fort Knox will defeat you both in the ring tonight and give you a taste of what losing will feel like at TEN. You can also talk all the crap you want about Hector's new manager not mattering, because you know what...as long as he stands across the ring from you, his manager really doesn't matter. Because you're nothing.
He didn't need my help last week in the match against you. Yeah, you did a few moves and powerbombed him on the concrete outside the ring. The fact is, after all that. After beating Hector's ass as you said, after making him bleed profusely, when you went to cover him, it wasn't enough. YOU still couldn't pin him. YOU still couldn't get the job done. For all the trash you have talked about how badly you beat him up in the ring, you still couldn't get the win on your own. Your first win and your first match are marred by controversy. When people look back upon that match, they will see a man who went as far as he could to win and still couldn't get the job done. Then they'll remember the interference by Ace Slaughter.
The video fades out.
Don Bradley
Yeah, so since Conviction finally decided to crawl out from under the rock where he hides at during the week, I figured I could take some time to respond to some of the things he's said and say one last thing. Instead of me just repeating the things he's said or something like that, how about instead I just play clips from the things he's said today. Let's start with this gem...
Don Bradley lifts up a remote and turns to the side. The camera backs up and pans to the side so that Hector, Don, and the TV are all in the shot. Don turns on Conviction's first segment from television today. Conviction is walking with a few friends from the casino. Don Bradley presses pause on the remote and looks at the camera.
Don Bradley
Here, we have your first mistake, Conviction. Putting your ugly mug on the screen. I mean really, did anyone need to see you? I think I heard a collective "awwww" when people saw you for the first time this week today. I even heard some people thought you were too ashamed to show your face on TV since you couldn't win the match on your own last week. Also, who are these people that appear with you in your segments? How much do you pay them? We all know they wouldn't be caught dead appearing on television with a joke like yourself. Moving on...
Don hits play on the remote and we go back to watching Conviction's segment.
[Hank Brown: It’s a chance for all three of you guys to get into the ring together before Ten. He put you two against Knox and Hector because well you both hate Hector and the bad blood you and Knox have been showing against each other.]
Don hits pause again on the remote at this point and turns back to the camera.
Don Bradley
See, Hank is a nice guy. He purposely didn't tell you about the part where Seth decided to help you out over last week's embarassing win over Hector by putting you in a tag team match. He wanted you to be able to actually have a chance at a legit win by having a tag team partner. See, the way Seth's mind works is that he figured since you couldn't get the job done with Hector on your own last week, that he'd help you out by putting Ace in there with you. He figures with the two of you, there's GOT to be a chance that you'll do better against Hector. They do say two heads are better than one, right?
Don turns and pushes resume again.
[ Conviction: But I guess it is better to have him team with me to rip apart Hector and Small Cox Fort Knox.]
Don pushes pause and turns around.
Don Bradley
I wanted to pause at this point and also point out that he later calls Knox Sucks Cox. I have to stop here and wonder what is going through the mind of Conviction that he takes not one but two opportunities to refer to male genitalia when speaking about Fort Knox. You also in the process imply that he likes to perform oral sex to a man. I'm not sure what's going on here, it's either homophobia or some form of closet homosexuality ready to burst out from Conviction. Could that be why all these awesome friends of yours on TV with you every time just so happen to be all men? I mean, if I'm actually onto something and my suspicions are correct, then to each his own. But let's move on, the next part of Conviction's first segment was my favorite and then we'll move onto the gem he just aired recently.
Don searches for a couple of seconds.
[Conviction: Hector, if you think me busting you open last week was anything, imagine what is going to happen when both me and Slaughter get you. You may not make it to Ten. I should unmask you and show you for the coward that you are. You’re a nobody, and it’s going to stay that way around here.]
Don pauses the video.
Don Bradley
Do you really think that Hector is bothered by bleeding his own blood? Do you think he is bothered by pain?? These things fuel him. For someone who acts so much smarter and better than his opponents, you sure show little to no knowledge about them. Hector is no stranger to the hardcore style. It's been well publicized here in WCF that the hardcore wrestling style was what he performed in before he came to WCF. But see, you're not the sharpest crayon in the box, so you wouldn't exactly be doing something smart like knowing your opponent.
Let's check out his other segment, shall we?
Don Bradley searches through the next segment. He pauses after the next part.
[Conviction: You may have been in numerous title matches in your career with the WCF. But the thing is… YOU’VE NEVER WON ONE! That isn’t going to change next week at Ten either.]
Don Bradley
First of all, I want to point out something kinda strange. In just a couple of hours you do two separate interviews with Hank Brown. These weren't taped on separate days and just aired on the same one. No, not once but twice you are seen with Hank Brown in one day. Does...someone have a secret admirer? Anyway, see, with this sound byte you actually start to show some intelligence Conviction. You show that you do know a LITTLE bit about the past of your opponent. But see, there's something I want to point out here.
Conviction, you sir, are a giant hypocrite. I will present my case as thus: in your first words towards Hector a couple of weeks ago you berate him for cheating in the battle royal match. You act like this is wrong. Then when you face Hector and you win due to interference...which is also cheating, you say a win is a win. Hector's losses in title matches were mostly due to outside interference. Not all of them I will admit, but most of them. But see when other people cheat there is something wrong, however when you yourself get a controversial win, there's nothing wrong with that.
Then again if I was a wrestler and I was as bad in the ring as you are, I would have that same "a win is a win" mentality also. It works well for wrestlers who are bad. You're living proof of that.
Don Bradley turns around to search more through the second segment but stops himself and turns back around to the camera, putting down the remote.
Don Bradley
You know what...I wanted to continue addressing some more gems that you spouted off during your second segment, but I've realized something. I'm causing the people to be subjected to your hot air musings not once but a second time. Both times you were on TV this week you spouted off about how awesome you are, how psycho and weird your partner is, how bad Hector's partner is because his name rhymes with male genitalia...funny how a grown man's mind goes to that so quickly. Then you spout off about how Hector is bad because you won last week, you bloodied him up, and he loses title matches. Blah, blah, blah.
Let's face it, Conviction. You, sir, are the nobody in this match. You are the one no one cares about. You're the one that the people cheer for when they walk back through the curtain, because they don't want to hear your cheesy catchphrases about locking people up behind bars. You know what? You do convict people. You convict them and you sentence them to a bad time watching you attempt to wrestle in the ring. You sentence them to an unwanted nap while you spew a bunch of moronic BS in front of the camera.
Tonight, you can bring all your little catchphrases, you can bring in your little list of all the other wrestlers you've "convicted" in your career. You can bring it all and you can stand beside your partner and his multiple personallities and hope that it will get you a win, but the truth is, it won't be enough. Hector and Fort Knox will defeat you both in the ring tonight and give you a taste of what losing will feel like at TEN. You can also talk all the crap you want about Hector's new manager not mattering, because you know what...as long as he stands across the ring from you, his manager really doesn't matter. Because you're nothing.
He didn't need my help last week in the match against you. Yeah, you did a few moves and powerbombed him on the concrete outside the ring. The fact is, after all that. After beating Hector's ass as you said, after making him bleed profusely, when you went to cover him, it wasn't enough. YOU still couldn't pin him. YOU still couldn't get the job done. For all the trash you have talked about how badly you beat him up in the ring, you still couldn't get the win on your own. Your first win and your first match are marred by controversy. When people look back upon that match, they will see a man who went as far as he could to win and still couldn't get the job done. Then they'll remember the interference by Ace Slaughter.
The video fades out.