Post by Rick Mad on Jan 6, 2010 18:41:43 GMT -5
The scene opens up, naturally, in a bar. Although the bar is crowded, it doesn't seem to be a high class establishment; many of the patrons are rowdy and yelling, having a good time. The place is nice, but not TOO nice. On the televisions, presumably for the first time in quite a while... are wrestling shows. There are three prominent televisions throughout the bar; one of them is showing Bret Hart confronting Shawn Michaels, one is showing Hulk Hogan speaking to the nWo, and the other is Torture and Seth Lerch, revealing plans for the main event of WCF's ten year anniversary show. Rick Mad is sitting by the bar on the Raw side.
Rick Mad: Hey! Bartender.. let me ask you a question. Its Tuesday night. Why are all the Monday night shows on?
Bartender: Oh, we show things on a delay here. Or something. I don't know man.
Rick Mad: So even though the Monday night shows are on in this bar, anyone from WCF could still walk into this bar and participate in this conversation we're having?
Bartender: Yup. Pretty much.
The bartender wonders off. Rick continues sipping his drink.
Rick Mad: I'm going to keep talking because I know there is a cameraman from WCF here recording me. First off... am I upset about not being booked on the BIGGEST SLAM EVER following my shocking return at One? Slightly. Yes. But at this stage in my career, it is a minor thing. I'm not going to let it bother me. Especially because in a few short days... I have the opportunity to get into the Ten main event.
Rick sips his beer.
Rick Mad: You may be wondering why, exactly, I came out to help my arch enemy Logan at One. That will be revealed... whenever Logan and I decide to bring it up. For now, the only thing thats important is the fact that Monday night, I will go through five other men, through them over the top rope, and get into that main event.
Rick takes another sip.
Rick Mad: Funny thing, this match. First match in quite a while, and I get in it just because dumb old Torture had to go and fight me back when he lost the Title several months ago. Shame. Because what Torture did is going to have consequences. Thanks to him, I'm in the match, and thanks to the match... I'm going to take the World Title off of Torture! Sounds like karma to me. Now excuse me as I relax. Hopefully no one else happens to wander into this bar..
Rick leans back, drinking his beer and looking around nervously.
Rick Mad: Hey! Bartender.. let me ask you a question. Its Tuesday night. Why are all the Monday night shows on?
Bartender: Oh, we show things on a delay here. Or something. I don't know man.
Rick Mad: So even though the Monday night shows are on in this bar, anyone from WCF could still walk into this bar and participate in this conversation we're having?
Bartender: Yup. Pretty much.
The bartender wonders off. Rick continues sipping his drink.
Rick Mad: I'm going to keep talking because I know there is a cameraman from WCF here recording me. First off... am I upset about not being booked on the BIGGEST SLAM EVER following my shocking return at One? Slightly. Yes. But at this stage in my career, it is a minor thing. I'm not going to let it bother me. Especially because in a few short days... I have the opportunity to get into the Ten main event.
Rick sips his beer.
Rick Mad: You may be wondering why, exactly, I came out to help my arch enemy Logan at One. That will be revealed... whenever Logan and I decide to bring it up. For now, the only thing thats important is the fact that Monday night, I will go through five other men, through them over the top rope, and get into that main event.
Rick takes another sip.
Rick Mad: Funny thing, this match. First match in quite a while, and I get in it just because dumb old Torture had to go and fight me back when he lost the Title several months ago. Shame. Because what Torture did is going to have consequences. Thanks to him, I'm in the match, and thanks to the match... I'm going to take the World Title off of Torture! Sounds like karma to me. Now excuse me as I relax. Hopefully no one else happens to wander into this bar..
Rick leans back, drinking his beer and looking around nervously.