Post by Torture on Jan 4, 2010 17:48:18 GMT -5
Torture: Listen, I don't care if he has fifty promos and thirty media segments, Slaughter is not beating me. No Drew, shut the hell up and listen. Who does he think he is? A true number one contender? Well he's not. He was given a chance based off fighting three weaker men for the United States Championship. Three men? Five men? I don't care how many he defeated. I've done it all man. I've defeated the entire Dreadnoks and they were tough cookies!
- Torture takes a quick breath away from the phone and then starts again.
Torture: And another thing, Slaughter keeps threatening me? Promising me? What the hell is he even talking about? Is the dude brain dead? Does he want to end his life sooner than expected? Did he somehow shop at the Interesting Threats That Make No Sense store? I don't get it! He's hardly a United States Champion, and now he thinks he's taking over Wrestling Championship Federation as the Heavyweight Champion of the World, after.. AFTER defeating me? I've gotten bigger fights from Brad Kane at a park in the middle of the night wearing scuba gear in my fantasy world with a bowl of cat food tied around my neck. Ace Slaughter is exactly the opposite of me. I'm greatness. I'm awesome. I'm powerful. I'm the REAL Mr. WCF. I can fight Lawnmower Jones AND Lawnie and STILL come out on top with time to beat Slaughter in under three minutes.
- Torture slams the phone down which automatically hangs it up.
Torture: Hey Cameraman. Listen. I have a few choice words for Brad Kane, Seth Lerch and Slickie.
As for Slickie, I'm glad he's depressed. I'm glad he's a wee bit disappointed in his performance, or lack thereof, at One. Now maybe he can feel what I felt for seven weeks leading into One. Now if he was smart he'd use it as gasoline to power his dreams into propelling him back to the top, but no matter what kind of momentum Slickie T will ever have it will always be stopped head on by me, Torture. I'm just not the greatest, but I am the coolest, and the best World Heavyweight Champion that WCF will ever see.
As for Brad Kane. He calls me out? I saw two or three weeks ago he had a hidden message for me. A message that threatened by well-being because of what happened in the Summer of 2009. For those who don't know, it's easy. Brad and his beautiful wife Megan Kane were ringside for their glorious World Championship Title celebration. A title, I might add, that wasn't won from me, but stolen. You see, I fought in a match, it was sanctioned, I defeated PC Cradle, but Brad Kane escaped jail somehow, came to the ring and then pinned me, and the WCF ref was out of line to do so. I got my title back, but before I did on that next Slam, I nailed Megan Kane with a chair and a Torture's Device. I also visited Megan in the hospital shortly after that, and played 'Doctor' for a bit and unplugged some machines. I don't know, obviously she's okay but Brad Kane still has a problem. Whatever. Now that he has some sort of power he can make whatever matches he wants but they won't matter to me.
Now for Seth Lerch. We had a deal. The deal was to surround me with talent so that I didn't have to defend the World Title at One. That deal hardly worked out, but we still pushed through. Seth Lerchs plan was to only last until One. Now that our deal is through, he can go back to playing owner and I can go back to running his company the way it should be ran. With class, dignity and the up most pride being World Heavyweight Champion. I care less for any individual not named Torture, and that's the bottom line. I fear no man, I fear no match, and tonight on Slam, I'll defeat Ace Slaughter with so much ease you won't even realize I was even in a match.
- Torture stares into the camera. Scene fades out.
- Torture takes a quick breath away from the phone and then starts again.
Torture: And another thing, Slaughter keeps threatening me? Promising me? What the hell is he even talking about? Is the dude brain dead? Does he want to end his life sooner than expected? Did he somehow shop at the Interesting Threats That Make No Sense store? I don't get it! He's hardly a United States Champion, and now he thinks he's taking over Wrestling Championship Federation as the Heavyweight Champion of the World, after.. AFTER defeating me? I've gotten bigger fights from Brad Kane at a park in the middle of the night wearing scuba gear in my fantasy world with a bowl of cat food tied around my neck. Ace Slaughter is exactly the opposite of me. I'm greatness. I'm awesome. I'm powerful. I'm the REAL Mr. WCF. I can fight Lawnmower Jones AND Lawnie and STILL come out on top with time to beat Slaughter in under three minutes.
- Torture slams the phone down which automatically hangs it up.
Torture: Hey Cameraman. Listen. I have a few choice words for Brad Kane, Seth Lerch and Slickie.
As for Slickie, I'm glad he's depressed. I'm glad he's a wee bit disappointed in his performance, or lack thereof, at One. Now maybe he can feel what I felt for seven weeks leading into One. Now if he was smart he'd use it as gasoline to power his dreams into propelling him back to the top, but no matter what kind of momentum Slickie T will ever have it will always be stopped head on by me, Torture. I'm just not the greatest, but I am the coolest, and the best World Heavyweight Champion that WCF will ever see.
As for Brad Kane. He calls me out? I saw two or three weeks ago he had a hidden message for me. A message that threatened by well-being because of what happened in the Summer of 2009. For those who don't know, it's easy. Brad and his beautiful wife Megan Kane were ringside for their glorious World Championship Title celebration. A title, I might add, that wasn't won from me, but stolen. You see, I fought in a match, it was sanctioned, I defeated PC Cradle, but Brad Kane escaped jail somehow, came to the ring and then pinned me, and the WCF ref was out of line to do so. I got my title back, but before I did on that next Slam, I nailed Megan Kane with a chair and a Torture's Device. I also visited Megan in the hospital shortly after that, and played 'Doctor' for a bit and unplugged some machines. I don't know, obviously she's okay but Brad Kane still has a problem. Whatever. Now that he has some sort of power he can make whatever matches he wants but they won't matter to me.
Now for Seth Lerch. We had a deal. The deal was to surround me with talent so that I didn't have to defend the World Title at One. That deal hardly worked out, but we still pushed through. Seth Lerchs plan was to only last until One. Now that our deal is through, he can go back to playing owner and I can go back to running his company the way it should be ran. With class, dignity and the up most pride being World Heavyweight Champion. I care less for any individual not named Torture, and that's the bottom line. I fear no man, I fear no match, and tonight on Slam, I'll defeat Ace Slaughter with so much ease you won't even realize I was even in a match.
- Torture stares into the camera. Scene fades out.