Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2009 2:31:43 GMT -5
Hank Brown is sitting in the living room at the home of WCF Television Champion Jay Price. Price enters the room with a bottle of Captain Morgan and a two liter bottle of coke. Price is obviously dressed to go out as he is wearing a pair of black jeans, a white button down rocawear long sleeve shirt, a pair of white Jordans, and his Versace frameless sunglasses. He sets the bottles down on the coffee table and walks over to the bar and grabs a glass.
Price: You sure you don't want a drink Hank.
H.B.: I would but i'm working and I gotta drive the van seeing as how my cameraguy lost his license.
Price: Yeahhhh, how exactly did that one happen again.
H.B.: Apparently he was distracted by an old lady that wasn't wearing a bra and he rear ended a police cruiser.
Price just shakes his head, not needing to say anything. He walks over to his other plush recliner and sits down, then reaches over and pours himself a drink.
H.B.: Anyway, if we could get started soon, I have a lot of things to talk to you about
Price (sounding bored): All right, shoot.
H.B.: First things first, you're match last week with D-Day ended up going down as one of the most brutal, most hard to watch matches that most have ever seen. While the match was No DQ, some feel as though you took it to the extreme with your actions.
Price (smiling): That match was pretty brutal wasn't it. Look Hank it's simple really. I told D-Day before the match that I was going to do whatever it took to make sure that my TV Title came home with me. Now everyone focuses on how much damage I caused, but what about what he put me through? You see this scratch.
Price points to a small scratch on his forehead.
Price: D-Day caused this scratch when he kicked me in the head. That's right, D-Day caused that scratch. So whatever happened to him during that match was just retaliation for that. I was perfectly content with the match the way it was going, but he's the one that decided to escalate the violence.
H.B.: So you have no problem knowing that you sent a man to the hospital where he recieved over 50 stitches to his face and body?
Price: It was only 50? Damn I guess next time I'll have to work a little harder.
H.B.: Well you won't have to wait too long. At Helloween you'll be defending your TV Title once again against D-Day in a triple threat match that includes newcomer Alex Jones. Of course this will be no ordinary triple threat match, it's going to be a Clockwork Orange House Of Fun match. Now if I'm not mistaken you specifically asked for this match, correct?
Price: Yeah I asked Lerch for this match, seeing as how I already had to defend the title that night I figured I'd make it interesting. I mean the PPV is called Helloween and we only had the one hardcore match so I though "Why not add a little bloodshed to the night"?
H.B.: Well backing things up a little bit, let's talk about your next big match before the PPV. This monday on Slam you'll be involved in a tag team match where if you are pinned, you'll lose your TV Title to that person. Now you're partner for that match is going to be Slickie T, someone that doesn't seem to favor the ToT that much. How do you feel about this?
Price: Well I look at this situation and see no real issues. Yes Slickie T and the ToT don't get along all that well, it's common knowledge. But it's also common knowledge that Slickie is one hell of a great competitor and he hates losing as much as anyone. And to top it all off, just look at our opponents for the match. Hector Rodriguez: I've seen enough of this guy recently and I'm still not impressed. Okay, he's big and strong and he got a DQ win over me, big freaking deal. If that match hadn't ended the way it did, everyone knows that I would have had his ass pinned for the three count. Oh and one last thing, what the f**k is up with him using a damn bearhug in this day and age? Hector a bearhug might have been effective back in the 1970's but this is 2009 and people these days look at a bearhug as being a little....well you know where I'm going with that. And Anastasia Petrova, well I've seen a lot of what she can do in the ring and while it's impressive, I'm still more interested in what she can do outside of the ring (Price pulls down his sunglasses a little bit and winks into the camera). So anyway, this monday I'm officially predicting that Slickie and myself will be getting the win.
H.B.: Now moving away from the in-ring talk, let's talk a little about some things that have been happening in the locker room recently. First up, what are your thoughts on the sudden departure of the Tag Team Champions, The Superfans Marc and Mark.
Price's good mood seems to go away and the smile that was on his face slowly turns into a frown. He leans forward and sets his drink down before leaning back with his hands behind his head.
Price: Hank if there's one thing that I can't stand in this world, it's people like the Superfans. I had the upmost respect for those two for the longest time, hell I even gave them props on multiple occasions. And then they decide to pull some shit like this? Quitting on the WCF and then trashing it in interviews? Tell you what, I hope that they watch this interview wherever they end up. I want them to hear this loud and clear: You want to talk down on us, talk down on the wrestlers and the management, well F**k you. You're nothing more than some pussies that ran off as soon as they got what they wanted. You begged and begged for more competition and then as soon as you got it, you got scared and started complaining. Well I say good ridance, the WCF is going to be a lot better without that dead weight holding us back.
H.B. (seemingly stunned at the outburst): Well with the departure of The Superfans it seems as though the tag team division is going to be taking a hit. Now Rick Mad recently openly sent out an invite to the entire WCF locker room for a tag partner to make a run for the titles. Any thoughts on maybe joining forces with the former World Champion?
Price: Hank you need to really think before you speak. Rick Mad is a veteran of the WCF and I do have some respect for him because of that. But you see, after Torture and Slickie win the tag titles there will be no need for me to try and chase after them. As long as the titles are in the ToT's hands I don't give a shit who holds them, I just know I'll be making sure they stay with us. See that's how our little family works: Everyone looks out for the title holders.
H.B.: Well at Helloween the ToT family will be in full display, almost. Yourself, Mikami, Ryan Daniels and Anthrax will all be teaming up for the first time in an 8-Man Elimination Style Tag Team Match. How do you think the four of you will be able to work together against the tough team of Logan, Hector Rodriguez, Doc Henry and Anastasia Petrova? And how do you think you'll be able to perform seeing as how you'll already have been in a brutal match to defend your TV Title?
Price: Luckily I know that I have a great set of teammates that will have my back. See, I know I can trust the three guys that I'm teaming with to make sure that I get to rest up as much as possible during the match until I'm needed. Now as for how I'll be feeling after the TV Title defense, I know that I'm going to be sore and I'll probably be regretting coming up with the idea, but I'll be ready. By the end of the night, the entire ToT will be celebrating a clean sweep of the PPV and our continued dominance of the WCF, and you can bet your whole damn paycheck on that one Hank.
H.B.: All right Mr. Price, I think you've answered all of my questions for tonight, so if you have any last minute items you'd like to discuss the floor is yours.
Price: Actually I do have one last bit of business I need to tend to. Anastasia, a few days ago I made you a serious offer that I do hope you take seriously. The past few weeks I have noticed that you really seem to be losing your edge that you once had, and it all seems to end up back at the Slam where you lost the TV Title to me. Now, I'm not trying to rub that in your face, quite the contrary actually. What I want to do is help you get back to what you once were, and in return all I ask is that you valet with me. I can help you train and get you back to the top, with my abilities and connection and your beauty we could be the most formidable duo in the history of professional wrestling. Bigger than HHH and Chyna. Bigger than Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji. Bigger than Macho Man Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth. I want you to really think this over, and I don't want to rush you, but this offer is a one-time only type deal. Now Hank I really need to get going, I have some business that I need to attend to before I leave for Slam. You guys can just let yourselves out.
Price gets up and walks off into the house, drink in hand, and heads upstairs to his bedroom. Downstairs Hank Brown and his cameraman clean up their equipment and leave. Back upstairs Price is standing in front of his dresser looking at the Television Title sitting on top. He sets his drink down on the dresser and picks up the title, placing it over his shoulder and looking into the mirror.
Price: This title really does look so damn good on my shoulder, but soon enough I'll be ready to move on up. United States, Hardcore, hell maybe even someday Tag Team gold. I'll wear each one at one point, and it won't be very long until then.
Price reaches over and rubs his hand against his name engraved on the belt. He closes his eyes as he thinks back to the night he won the title. He opens his eyes.
Price: Monday will come and go and nothing will change. I'll walk away from Slam still the Television Champion because I am the best, and if anyone doubts that.......well they can just go and talk to D-Day.
Price: You sure you don't want a drink Hank.
H.B.: I would but i'm working and I gotta drive the van seeing as how my cameraguy lost his license.
Price: Yeahhhh, how exactly did that one happen again.
H.B.: Apparently he was distracted by an old lady that wasn't wearing a bra and he rear ended a police cruiser.
Price just shakes his head, not needing to say anything. He walks over to his other plush recliner and sits down, then reaches over and pours himself a drink.
H.B.: Anyway, if we could get started soon, I have a lot of things to talk to you about
Price (sounding bored): All right, shoot.
H.B.: First things first, you're match last week with D-Day ended up going down as one of the most brutal, most hard to watch matches that most have ever seen. While the match was No DQ, some feel as though you took it to the extreme with your actions.
Price (smiling): That match was pretty brutal wasn't it. Look Hank it's simple really. I told D-Day before the match that I was going to do whatever it took to make sure that my TV Title came home with me. Now everyone focuses on how much damage I caused, but what about what he put me through? You see this scratch.
Price points to a small scratch on his forehead.
Price: D-Day caused this scratch when he kicked me in the head. That's right, D-Day caused that scratch. So whatever happened to him during that match was just retaliation for that. I was perfectly content with the match the way it was going, but he's the one that decided to escalate the violence.
H.B.: So you have no problem knowing that you sent a man to the hospital where he recieved over 50 stitches to his face and body?
Price: It was only 50? Damn I guess next time I'll have to work a little harder.
H.B.: Well you won't have to wait too long. At Helloween you'll be defending your TV Title once again against D-Day in a triple threat match that includes newcomer Alex Jones. Of course this will be no ordinary triple threat match, it's going to be a Clockwork Orange House Of Fun match. Now if I'm not mistaken you specifically asked for this match, correct?
Price: Yeah I asked Lerch for this match, seeing as how I already had to defend the title that night I figured I'd make it interesting. I mean the PPV is called Helloween and we only had the one hardcore match so I though "Why not add a little bloodshed to the night"?
H.B.: Well backing things up a little bit, let's talk about your next big match before the PPV. This monday on Slam you'll be involved in a tag team match where if you are pinned, you'll lose your TV Title to that person. Now you're partner for that match is going to be Slickie T, someone that doesn't seem to favor the ToT that much. How do you feel about this?
Price: Well I look at this situation and see no real issues. Yes Slickie T and the ToT don't get along all that well, it's common knowledge. But it's also common knowledge that Slickie is one hell of a great competitor and he hates losing as much as anyone. And to top it all off, just look at our opponents for the match. Hector Rodriguez: I've seen enough of this guy recently and I'm still not impressed. Okay, he's big and strong and he got a DQ win over me, big freaking deal. If that match hadn't ended the way it did, everyone knows that I would have had his ass pinned for the three count. Oh and one last thing, what the f**k is up with him using a damn bearhug in this day and age? Hector a bearhug might have been effective back in the 1970's but this is 2009 and people these days look at a bearhug as being a little....well you know where I'm going with that. And Anastasia Petrova, well I've seen a lot of what she can do in the ring and while it's impressive, I'm still more interested in what she can do outside of the ring (Price pulls down his sunglasses a little bit and winks into the camera). So anyway, this monday I'm officially predicting that Slickie and myself will be getting the win.
H.B.: Now moving away from the in-ring talk, let's talk a little about some things that have been happening in the locker room recently. First up, what are your thoughts on the sudden departure of the Tag Team Champions, The Superfans Marc and Mark.
Price's good mood seems to go away and the smile that was on his face slowly turns into a frown. He leans forward and sets his drink down before leaning back with his hands behind his head.
Price: Hank if there's one thing that I can't stand in this world, it's people like the Superfans. I had the upmost respect for those two for the longest time, hell I even gave them props on multiple occasions. And then they decide to pull some shit like this? Quitting on the WCF and then trashing it in interviews? Tell you what, I hope that they watch this interview wherever they end up. I want them to hear this loud and clear: You want to talk down on us, talk down on the wrestlers and the management, well F**k you. You're nothing more than some pussies that ran off as soon as they got what they wanted. You begged and begged for more competition and then as soon as you got it, you got scared and started complaining. Well I say good ridance, the WCF is going to be a lot better without that dead weight holding us back.
H.B. (seemingly stunned at the outburst): Well with the departure of The Superfans it seems as though the tag team division is going to be taking a hit. Now Rick Mad recently openly sent out an invite to the entire WCF locker room for a tag partner to make a run for the titles. Any thoughts on maybe joining forces with the former World Champion?
Price: Hank you need to really think before you speak. Rick Mad is a veteran of the WCF and I do have some respect for him because of that. But you see, after Torture and Slickie win the tag titles there will be no need for me to try and chase after them. As long as the titles are in the ToT's hands I don't give a shit who holds them, I just know I'll be making sure they stay with us. See that's how our little family works: Everyone looks out for the title holders.
H.B.: Well at Helloween the ToT family will be in full display, almost. Yourself, Mikami, Ryan Daniels and Anthrax will all be teaming up for the first time in an 8-Man Elimination Style Tag Team Match. How do you think the four of you will be able to work together against the tough team of Logan, Hector Rodriguez, Doc Henry and Anastasia Petrova? And how do you think you'll be able to perform seeing as how you'll already have been in a brutal match to defend your TV Title?
Price: Luckily I know that I have a great set of teammates that will have my back. See, I know I can trust the three guys that I'm teaming with to make sure that I get to rest up as much as possible during the match until I'm needed. Now as for how I'll be feeling after the TV Title defense, I know that I'm going to be sore and I'll probably be regretting coming up with the idea, but I'll be ready. By the end of the night, the entire ToT will be celebrating a clean sweep of the PPV and our continued dominance of the WCF, and you can bet your whole damn paycheck on that one Hank.
H.B.: All right Mr. Price, I think you've answered all of my questions for tonight, so if you have any last minute items you'd like to discuss the floor is yours.
Price: Actually I do have one last bit of business I need to tend to. Anastasia, a few days ago I made you a serious offer that I do hope you take seriously. The past few weeks I have noticed that you really seem to be losing your edge that you once had, and it all seems to end up back at the Slam where you lost the TV Title to me. Now, I'm not trying to rub that in your face, quite the contrary actually. What I want to do is help you get back to what you once were, and in return all I ask is that you valet with me. I can help you train and get you back to the top, with my abilities and connection and your beauty we could be the most formidable duo in the history of professional wrestling. Bigger than HHH and Chyna. Bigger than Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji. Bigger than Macho Man Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth. I want you to really think this over, and I don't want to rush you, but this offer is a one-time only type deal. Now Hank I really need to get going, I have some business that I need to attend to before I leave for Slam. You guys can just let yourselves out.
Price gets up and walks off into the house, drink in hand, and heads upstairs to his bedroom. Downstairs Hank Brown and his cameraman clean up their equipment and leave. Back upstairs Price is standing in front of his dresser looking at the Television Title sitting on top. He sets his drink down on the dresser and picks up the title, placing it over his shoulder and looking into the mirror.
Price: This title really does look so damn good on my shoulder, but soon enough I'll be ready to move on up. United States, Hardcore, hell maybe even someday Tag Team gold. I'll wear each one at one point, and it won't be very long until then.
Price reaches over and rubs his hand against his name engraved on the belt. He closes his eyes as he thinks back to the night he won the title. He opens his eyes.
Price: Monday will come and go and nothing will change. I'll walk away from Slam still the Television Champion because I am the best, and if anyone doubts that.......well they can just go and talk to D-Day.