Post by buster on Jul 26, 2017 13:09:36 GMT -5
Bob Battle: hello fans I am Bob Battle , guest doing color commentary. we're here just days before Ultimate Showdown, and What a card.
Dash Rip Rock: Agreed Bob, let's talk about our co-main event tonight. The Gluttons of Anarchy Hoagie McGee and Hamburger Helper Sloppy Seconds. These men together weigh In at seven hundred plus pounds ! Bob I would not want to face these guys. Their style is basic big man style, brutal, Bob, just brutal!
Bob Battle: Well Memphis is in for it tonight as their home town favorites The Atomic Rockers Rock Roll and Too Dope Empson are in for a fight. Normally I'd give the Atomic Rockers the edge, but......
Dash Rip Rock: But is right ! The Gluttons are huge and the Atomic Rockers are both light weights. How are they even gonna phase these monsters....
(Hungry Heart plays through the house Pa, with fist raised The Gluttons of Anarchy march down to the ring.)
Bob Battle: I hope the road crew reinforced the ring . Oh God, are they eating ..they are! they're eating subs!
Dash Rip Rock: Man, they are messy eaters, food dripping down their chins...........
( The opening riff of "War Pigs" shakes the Mid South Arena, Jukebox Rocker Rock Roll shreds on a Fender Mustang as Too Dope for VH1 Boom Box Empson sings in to his microphone. The sold out crowd cheers, some join in singing. Simply Delicious Cherry Kisses dances seductively.)
Dash Rip Rock: Bob? Please no drooling, we are professionals, Yes.
Bob Battle: I'm not drooling Dash, admiring maybe, not drooling. However Hoagie and Sloppy seconds are catching an eye full as Cherry and the Atomic Rockers enter the ring...Look out!
Hamburger Helper and Hoagie rush the Atomic Rockers clotheslining both Too Dope and Jukebox out of the ring. both Atomic Rockers crash into the guard rail. Too Dope screams for Cherry to get the hell out of there. The two behemoths, Hoagie and Sloppy Joe out of the ring. Hoagie growls as he attempts to rush Rock Roll who uses his speed to dodge the charging big man who hits the guard rail head first, a huge gash opens up on his forehead.
Dash Rip Rock: Wow! Look at all that blood! Now Rock Roll has picked up a piece of a sandwich and grinds it in to Hoagies eyes, the condiments look tomato based. Hoagie is screaming in pain!
Bob Battle: Too Dope is working over Sloppy Seconds legs with vicious kicks. Now he drop kicks him in the knees but the big man is still standing!
( As Hoagie is still blinded Rock Roll hits Sloppy seconds with a flying fore arm as Too Dope hits a leg sweep. Both Atomic Rockers roll in the ring before the referee reaches the ten count. hoagie still is blinded from blood and condiments. Sloppy Seconds is too slow to make the count.)
Dash Rip Rock: Well that's one way to win a match.
Bob Battle: Count outs aren't the best way to win a match but a win is a ....Hey! Cherry Kisses is back. what's this. Sloppy just tried to grab her and she just spit red mist into his face . She is kicking the hell out of him.
Dash Rip Rock: Too Dope who sent her to the back is pulling her away. I don't know why he sent her away. That is one bad ass.....
Bob Battle: did you just say ass on live Tv....
(Rock Roll grabs his Guitar, mounts the top rope and plays "Gotta Roll" with Too Dope and Cherry singing along with the crowd. Show goes to Ultimate Showdown promotion.
Dash Rip Rock: Agreed Bob, let's talk about our co-main event tonight. The Gluttons of Anarchy Hoagie McGee and Hamburger Helper Sloppy Seconds. These men together weigh In at seven hundred plus pounds ! Bob I would not want to face these guys. Their style is basic big man style, brutal, Bob, just brutal!
Bob Battle: Well Memphis is in for it tonight as their home town favorites The Atomic Rockers Rock Roll and Too Dope Empson are in for a fight. Normally I'd give the Atomic Rockers the edge, but......
Dash Rip Rock: But is right ! The Gluttons are huge and the Atomic Rockers are both light weights. How are they even gonna phase these monsters....
(Hungry Heart plays through the house Pa, with fist raised The Gluttons of Anarchy march down to the ring.)
Bob Battle: I hope the road crew reinforced the ring . Oh God, are they eating ..they are! they're eating subs!
Dash Rip Rock: Man, they are messy eaters, food dripping down their chins...........
( The opening riff of "War Pigs" shakes the Mid South Arena, Jukebox Rocker Rock Roll shreds on a Fender Mustang as Too Dope for VH1 Boom Box Empson sings in to his microphone. The sold out crowd cheers, some join in singing. Simply Delicious Cherry Kisses dances seductively.)
Dash Rip Rock: Bob? Please no drooling, we are professionals, Yes.
Bob Battle: I'm not drooling Dash, admiring maybe, not drooling. However Hoagie and Sloppy seconds are catching an eye full as Cherry and the Atomic Rockers enter the ring...Look out!
Hamburger Helper and Hoagie rush the Atomic Rockers clotheslining both Too Dope and Jukebox out of the ring. both Atomic Rockers crash into the guard rail. Too Dope screams for Cherry to get the hell out of there. The two behemoths, Hoagie and Sloppy Joe out of the ring. Hoagie growls as he attempts to rush Rock Roll who uses his speed to dodge the charging big man who hits the guard rail head first, a huge gash opens up on his forehead.
Dash Rip Rock: Wow! Look at all that blood! Now Rock Roll has picked up a piece of a sandwich and grinds it in to Hoagies eyes, the condiments look tomato based. Hoagie is screaming in pain!
Bob Battle: Too Dope is working over Sloppy Seconds legs with vicious kicks. Now he drop kicks him in the knees but the big man is still standing!
( As Hoagie is still blinded Rock Roll hits Sloppy seconds with a flying fore arm as Too Dope hits a leg sweep. Both Atomic Rockers roll in the ring before the referee reaches the ten count. hoagie still is blinded from blood and condiments. Sloppy Seconds is too slow to make the count.)
Dash Rip Rock: Well that's one way to win a match.
Bob Battle: Count outs aren't the best way to win a match but a win is a ....Hey! Cherry Kisses is back. what's this. Sloppy just tried to grab her and she just spit red mist into his face . She is kicking the hell out of him.
Dash Rip Rock: Too Dope who sent her to the back is pulling her away. I don't know why he sent her away. That is one bad ass.....
Bob Battle: did you just say ass on live Tv....
(Rock Roll grabs his Guitar, mounts the top rope and plays "Gotta Roll" with Too Dope and Cherry singing along with the crowd. Show goes to Ultimate Showdown promotion.