Post by wolfgrocery on Jul 25, 2017 18:09:34 GMT -5
Part 1: Introduction of a legend.
(The scene opens on what appears to be a room with only a small table and chair, lit only by a swinging lightbulb. A door behind the table opens, and into the room enters a grungy looking man. His long brown hair dangles in front of his face, and he slowly sits down in the chair. He flips hair out of his face using his left hand and we now have a better look at a face that seems as if it had been through the ringer more than once. A long goatee hangs off of his chin tied into a sloppy braid. He is wearing sunglasses, although above his left eye a prominent scar crosses through his eyebrow. He lowers his head slightly, as a scowl crosses over his face. He begins to speak in a low measured and most of all quiet tone.)
Wolf: “For those of you that have somehow eluded the legacy that is The Outcast Legend, allow me to introduce myself. My name is The Wolf. I have come to this piss ant company with a legacy that includes two hall of fame rings, multiple championship runs, and a path of dominance that has never before been seen in the world of professional wrestling. A legacy that The Wolf intends on continuing in a company whose mark needs to be made. Of course there will be fans who will take Umbridge in these statements but the fact remains that even though the company has chugged along for a decade plus, the greatest talent the world of professional wrestling has yet to set foot into your ring up to this point. But on July 30th, 2017 that is going to change. Because at Ultimate Showdown The Outcast Legend makes his WCF debut and your precious little company will never be the same.”
(The Wolf smiles a sick, sadistic smile as he reaches into the top pocket of his “Lucky” flannel shirt and pulls out a cigar and a box of matches, placing the cigar in his mouth, carefully pulls out a match, and with one strike lights it. He gently takes the match to the cigar and carefully lights it, taking small drags, and rotating the cigar to get a smooth light. He takes a long drag, blows it out all over the camera. A sly smile remains on his face as he continues to speak in a measured tone.)
Wolf: “Many will feel that my bombast is a little bit premature. Just one look at me would be enough to underestimate me. The Wolf has been treated as nothing more than a piece of gutter trash for his entire life, including when I WAS a common piece of gutter trash. I have had to face incredible adversity for my entire life, and treated as an outcast. The only ones who fully understand this are the ones who also have been treated as nothing more than filth. This is why The Wolf is a hero to those who remain unrecognized and underrepresented. (His tone gets less measured and slightly louder) The world treats people like me as if they are worthless, and I have had to endure a life where I am constantly struggling to keep myself in a place where I can succeed even if the world would rather The Wolf fail.”
(The Wolf takes another drag of the cigar and blows it out. He carefully places it onto the table, before leaning into the camera uncomfortably close and raising his voice.)
Wolf: “NEVER AGAIN WILL I BE TREATED AS AN AFTERTHOUGHT. NEVER AGAIN WILL THE WOLF TAKE A BACKSEAT TO WRESTLERS WHO ARE UNTALENTED, SHITTILY TRAINED AND UNDERSERVING. YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WARNED THAT THE OUTCAST LEGEND IS NOT FUCKING AROUND, AND YOU WILL SOON REALIZE THAT HIS COMPANY WILL NOT ONLY BE BETTER FOR IT BUT AT THE SAME TIME WILL IMPLODE FROM WITHIN BECAUSE NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME!”
(The Wolf shoves the camera, so that it is now pointed at the ceiling. A small crack slowly starts to form on the lens, as the scene suddenly cuts.)
Part 2: A couple more specific warnings.
(We open up inside of what looks like a large rundown warehouse. In the middle of the large open main floor is a perfectly maintained professional wrestling ring. The mat is emblazoned with a logo that reads: “5SWA”. The ring apron is black with red letters reading “5 Star Wrestling Academy” on the side. Into the room walks a large man wearing a chicken suit, followed by a smaller man wearing a blue apron over a white button up dress shirt, red tie sloppily tied, and a pair of black dress pants. Oh did I forget the paper bag that is on his head? The two men walk towards the ring and slide in. The man in the chicken suit shakes his head and looks at the other man.)
Dope Static: “Easy Squeezy Lemon Peasy! What are you wearing? You will never get over in a get up like that!”
Grocery Boy: “Says the man in a chicken suit…Look man, I’d rather not let anyone know who I really am, so the bag is a needed part of my outfit.”
Dope: “Your head is where your feet should be. I love the bag, its that damn tie man. Don’t you realize that cheapens any outfit like a watered down taco?”
Grocery Boy: “Watered down taco?
Dope: “The words I say are the words of a man! You should listen to them and shut your brain off when you do!”
Grocery Boy: “Someone already beat you to that…”
Dope: “Are we here to compare brains or are we here to train? You will be booked soon, and we need to be ready for it!”
Grocery Boy: “Yeah about that. I am a little concerned about this. You brought me into a company where The Wolf is working. This could be horrible. He has humiliated me in the past, he has no respect for me and, well he is a bit of a meanie.”
Dope: “Meanie is as tasty as you make it, like an onion pepsi.”
Grocery Boy: “Onion Pepsi?”
Dope: “But not the clear one, that stuff is dangerous.”
Grocery Boy: “Ok, ok, why don’t we get to the training and not talk about sodas.”
Dope (mumbling to himself): “Unstable compounds that should be banned.”
Grocery Boy (ignoring him): “What are we working on today?”
Dope: “Today we work on the most important part of a wrestling match…”
Grocery Boy: “So we will be working on my finisher? I know the price drop isn’t the most deadly move, but it gets the job done…”
Dope: “No no no! The most important part of the match is your post-match celebration.”
Grocery Boy: “How is that the most important part of a match?”
Dope: “You need to win to celebrate right?”
Grocery Boy: “Yeah?”
Dope: “And you don’t celebrate after a loss right?”
Grocery Boy: “I guess not…”
Dope: “So there you go, most important part of a match. Now watch me, this is how I celebrated wins at the beginning of my career…”
(Dope falls to the floor and starts to convulse violently as if he was having a seizure. Grocery Boy falls to the mat and screams.)
Grocery Boy: “ARE YOU OK?? ARE YOU OK???”
(Dope stops shaking and stands up calmly)
Dope: “What?”
(Grocery Boy slowly gets up, seemingly really confused. We hear a loud BANG, and the camera pans over to the entryway where The Wolf is storming into the area. He stomps his way into the ring, grabs Grocery Boy by the collar and tosses him into the ropes.)
Wolf: “Out, now.”
Grocery Boy: “But Dope said that we could use your ring to train.”
Wolf (snapping his head back towards Grocery Boy): “Things have changed, get out now.”
Dope: “Try and find your happy place…mine is a field of lollypops in a rainstorm of onion pepsi…but not the clear kind…”
Wolf (confusingly looking at Dope): “That doesn’t exist…”
Dope: “it does, I just haven’t found it yet…”
Wolf: “GO!”
(Dope and Grocery Boy leave the scene, as The Wolf holds out his hand above his head and an old-school boxing mic drops from above.)
Wolf: “Yet another part of history that was stolen from The Wolf, I should make that asshole from Green Bay pay me royalties.”
(The Wolf steps away from the middle of the ring and looks at the camera while leaning on the ropes slightly.)
Wolf: “The time is soon among us. In less than one week, The Wolf will find himself debuting for the World Championship Federation, live on Pay Per View. This is something that should have been expected as The Wolf is someone who deserves all the fanfare and all of the attention. The big time payday and the cards with maximum exposure are where The Wolf belongs, and I am here to prove that yet again as I have for the past 21 years. And not only that, but The Wolf is being put into a match where he is going up against two unworthy opponents in a triple threat match. I will address my (chuckles) worthy opponents in a moment, but at this time I want to remind you all exactly who they will be dealing with.”
(The Wolf points to the ceiling as a movie screen rolls down, we see the lights go off as a projector starts to project a video onto the screen. A logo of a 5 wrapped in barbed wire and surrounded by 5 golden stars starts it off, and is followed by a shot of what looks to be a younger version of The Wolf that reads: IHWA 2001)
Wolf (Voice over): “The IHWA…a place where the talent of professional wrestling grew to amazing heights and became a world renown company.”
(The screen is now a shot of five different title belts from the IHWA.)
Wolf (voice over): “The IHWA had five championships, and the first man who held them all is a man who you all should know…”
(The picture switches to five different shots of The Wolf holding the five different title belts, one of which has Dope Static also holding a title belt.)
Wolf (voice over): “That’s right, The Wolf, a man who was so dominant in the IHWA that he was the first to win that companies championships, is making his way to the WCF. You have all been warned.”
(The video cuts and the house lights come back on.)
Wolf: “And that is merely part one of the introduction. The longer I am here the more you will discover about me, but for now that should give you a solid foundation. The Wolf is not someone to be taken lightly and I will prove that to you all starting this Sunday. Now for anyone who feels that I am taking things too lightly, The Wolf has this to say: PROVE ME WRONG. It takes more than a pretty boy in pink and a sappy whiner who lives on a stream to scare The Outcast Legend. Now allow me to address those two winning specimen who won the get your ass kicked lottery.”
(The Wolf steps back slightly so that he is back into the center of the ring. He pulls the hair out of his face and he now has a scowl on his face.)
Wolf: “I’ll start with Mr. Creek. Now this guy seems like a real winner. Always loyal, trust worthy and a generally nice guy…(shakes his head) Exactly what about all of that says ‘professional wrestler’? To succeed in this business you need to be cunning, dangerous, and above all else…NOT NICE! You need to be willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done, and someone who is such a nice guy like Dawson, will never be able to do all of that. He is going to collapse under the pressure at the first sniff of it.”
(The Wolf starts to chuckle again and continues.)
Wolf: “Dawson Creek, you seem to have already gotten a big victory on Slam. That’s great man, I am proud of you. (shakes his head and rolls his eyes) Seriously though, your match left a lot to be desired, and has done nothing except show The Wolf how unprepared you are to face me. You will soon find that out. Very, very soon.”
(The Wolf slide out of the ring, taking the mic with him. He walks over towards the front of the ring, and in the background we see Dope doing the worm across the ring. The camera focuses in on Wolf who continues.)
Wolf: “And what about this Big Sexy Brian guy? God’s gift to the vagina? More like God’s gift to anyone who wants to kick someone’s ass easily. You are nothing but a big lumbering idiot and I have to say that seeing you makes me want to find whoever told you that you were attractive and punch them in the face. This is the type of guy who thinks that everything revolves around him just because he is a pretty face. This is the type of shit that drives me to be who I am. I have had to bust my ass to get everything I deserve, and this jack ass gets whatever he wants just because he is a sex symbol. The Wolf is sexy too, but I don’t go making it a part of my name. You at least have the size to make up for what brain cells you are missing.”
(The Wolf walks closer to the camera and gets uncomfortably close, with his entire face taking up the screen. His hair is dangling in his face and he smiles and continues.)
Wolf: “And what is it with sleeper holds? Both of these idiots are using sleeper holds. The sleeper was out of style already when I first started wrestling TWENTY ONE YEARS AGO! While it is a devastating move at times, it seems strange that a nice guy like Dawson would use it, and even stranger that Bryan would because it’s not the sexiest of moves. You would think that he would want something flashy to go with his flashy persona. Just another idiot who knows nothing about nothing and will realize that he is not what he thinks he is.”
(The Wolf shoves the camera then slides back into the ring, grabbing the mic again. He looks at the camera and smiles.)
Wolf: “Soon enough you will all understand. In fact, this Sunday is going to be the beginning of an era of dominance that has never been seen in the WCF. The Wolf has arrived, and nothing is going to stop my rise to the top of the world and the top of the company. It doesn’t matter if it’s Dawson or Bryan, The Wolf is going to make you both suffer and both of you will run crying to your mothers. After you get released from the hospital that is.”
(The Wolf swings the mic towards the camera and releases it, causing it to slam into the camera. The lens shatters and the feed cuts.)
(The scene opens on what appears to be a room with only a small table and chair, lit only by a swinging lightbulb. A door behind the table opens, and into the room enters a grungy looking man. His long brown hair dangles in front of his face, and he slowly sits down in the chair. He flips hair out of his face using his left hand and we now have a better look at a face that seems as if it had been through the ringer more than once. A long goatee hangs off of his chin tied into a sloppy braid. He is wearing sunglasses, although above his left eye a prominent scar crosses through his eyebrow. He lowers his head slightly, as a scowl crosses over his face. He begins to speak in a low measured and most of all quiet tone.)
Wolf: “For those of you that have somehow eluded the legacy that is The Outcast Legend, allow me to introduce myself. My name is The Wolf. I have come to this piss ant company with a legacy that includes two hall of fame rings, multiple championship runs, and a path of dominance that has never before been seen in the world of professional wrestling. A legacy that The Wolf intends on continuing in a company whose mark needs to be made. Of course there will be fans who will take Umbridge in these statements but the fact remains that even though the company has chugged along for a decade plus, the greatest talent the world of professional wrestling has yet to set foot into your ring up to this point. But on July 30th, 2017 that is going to change. Because at Ultimate Showdown The Outcast Legend makes his WCF debut and your precious little company will never be the same.”
(The Wolf smiles a sick, sadistic smile as he reaches into the top pocket of his “Lucky” flannel shirt and pulls out a cigar and a box of matches, placing the cigar in his mouth, carefully pulls out a match, and with one strike lights it. He gently takes the match to the cigar and carefully lights it, taking small drags, and rotating the cigar to get a smooth light. He takes a long drag, blows it out all over the camera. A sly smile remains on his face as he continues to speak in a measured tone.)
Wolf: “Many will feel that my bombast is a little bit premature. Just one look at me would be enough to underestimate me. The Wolf has been treated as nothing more than a piece of gutter trash for his entire life, including when I WAS a common piece of gutter trash. I have had to face incredible adversity for my entire life, and treated as an outcast. The only ones who fully understand this are the ones who also have been treated as nothing more than filth. This is why The Wolf is a hero to those who remain unrecognized and underrepresented. (His tone gets less measured and slightly louder) The world treats people like me as if they are worthless, and I have had to endure a life where I am constantly struggling to keep myself in a place where I can succeed even if the world would rather The Wolf fail.”
(The Wolf takes another drag of the cigar and blows it out. He carefully places it onto the table, before leaning into the camera uncomfortably close and raising his voice.)
Wolf: “NEVER AGAIN WILL I BE TREATED AS AN AFTERTHOUGHT. NEVER AGAIN WILL THE WOLF TAKE A BACKSEAT TO WRESTLERS WHO ARE UNTALENTED, SHITTILY TRAINED AND UNDERSERVING. YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WARNED THAT THE OUTCAST LEGEND IS NOT FUCKING AROUND, AND YOU WILL SOON REALIZE THAT HIS COMPANY WILL NOT ONLY BE BETTER FOR IT BUT AT THE SAME TIME WILL IMPLODE FROM WITHIN BECAUSE NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME!”
(The Wolf shoves the camera, so that it is now pointed at the ceiling. A small crack slowly starts to form on the lens, as the scene suddenly cuts.)
Part 2: A couple more specific warnings.
(We open up inside of what looks like a large rundown warehouse. In the middle of the large open main floor is a perfectly maintained professional wrestling ring. The mat is emblazoned with a logo that reads: “5SWA”. The ring apron is black with red letters reading “5 Star Wrestling Academy” on the side. Into the room walks a large man wearing a chicken suit, followed by a smaller man wearing a blue apron over a white button up dress shirt, red tie sloppily tied, and a pair of black dress pants. Oh did I forget the paper bag that is on his head? The two men walk towards the ring and slide in. The man in the chicken suit shakes his head and looks at the other man.)
Dope Static: “Easy Squeezy Lemon Peasy! What are you wearing? You will never get over in a get up like that!”
Grocery Boy: “Says the man in a chicken suit…Look man, I’d rather not let anyone know who I really am, so the bag is a needed part of my outfit.”
Dope: “Your head is where your feet should be. I love the bag, its that damn tie man. Don’t you realize that cheapens any outfit like a watered down taco?”
Grocery Boy: “Watered down taco?
Dope: “The words I say are the words of a man! You should listen to them and shut your brain off when you do!”
Grocery Boy: “Someone already beat you to that…”
Dope: “Are we here to compare brains or are we here to train? You will be booked soon, and we need to be ready for it!”
Grocery Boy: “Yeah about that. I am a little concerned about this. You brought me into a company where The Wolf is working. This could be horrible. He has humiliated me in the past, he has no respect for me and, well he is a bit of a meanie.”
Dope: “Meanie is as tasty as you make it, like an onion pepsi.”
Grocery Boy: “Onion Pepsi?”
Dope: “But not the clear one, that stuff is dangerous.”
Grocery Boy: “Ok, ok, why don’t we get to the training and not talk about sodas.”
Dope (mumbling to himself): “Unstable compounds that should be banned.”
Grocery Boy (ignoring him): “What are we working on today?”
Dope: “Today we work on the most important part of a wrestling match…”
Grocery Boy: “So we will be working on my finisher? I know the price drop isn’t the most deadly move, but it gets the job done…”
Dope: “No no no! The most important part of the match is your post-match celebration.”
Grocery Boy: “How is that the most important part of a match?”
Dope: “You need to win to celebrate right?”
Grocery Boy: “Yeah?”
Dope: “And you don’t celebrate after a loss right?”
Grocery Boy: “I guess not…”
Dope: “So there you go, most important part of a match. Now watch me, this is how I celebrated wins at the beginning of my career…”
(Dope falls to the floor and starts to convulse violently as if he was having a seizure. Grocery Boy falls to the mat and screams.)
Grocery Boy: “ARE YOU OK?? ARE YOU OK???”
(Dope stops shaking and stands up calmly)
Dope: “What?”
(Grocery Boy slowly gets up, seemingly really confused. We hear a loud BANG, and the camera pans over to the entryway where The Wolf is storming into the area. He stomps his way into the ring, grabs Grocery Boy by the collar and tosses him into the ropes.)
Wolf: “Out, now.”
Grocery Boy: “But Dope said that we could use your ring to train.”
Wolf (snapping his head back towards Grocery Boy): “Things have changed, get out now.”
Dope: “Try and find your happy place…mine is a field of lollypops in a rainstorm of onion pepsi…but not the clear kind…”
Wolf (confusingly looking at Dope): “That doesn’t exist…”
Dope: “it does, I just haven’t found it yet…”
Wolf: “GO!”
(Dope and Grocery Boy leave the scene, as The Wolf holds out his hand above his head and an old-school boxing mic drops from above.)
Wolf: “Yet another part of history that was stolen from The Wolf, I should make that asshole from Green Bay pay me royalties.”
(The Wolf steps away from the middle of the ring and looks at the camera while leaning on the ropes slightly.)
Wolf: “The time is soon among us. In less than one week, The Wolf will find himself debuting for the World Championship Federation, live on Pay Per View. This is something that should have been expected as The Wolf is someone who deserves all the fanfare and all of the attention. The big time payday and the cards with maximum exposure are where The Wolf belongs, and I am here to prove that yet again as I have for the past 21 years. And not only that, but The Wolf is being put into a match where he is going up against two unworthy opponents in a triple threat match. I will address my (chuckles) worthy opponents in a moment, but at this time I want to remind you all exactly who they will be dealing with.”
(The Wolf points to the ceiling as a movie screen rolls down, we see the lights go off as a projector starts to project a video onto the screen. A logo of a 5 wrapped in barbed wire and surrounded by 5 golden stars starts it off, and is followed by a shot of what looks to be a younger version of The Wolf that reads: IHWA 2001)
Wolf (Voice over): “The IHWA…a place where the talent of professional wrestling grew to amazing heights and became a world renown company.”
(The screen is now a shot of five different title belts from the IHWA.)
Wolf (voice over): “The IHWA had five championships, and the first man who held them all is a man who you all should know…”
(The picture switches to five different shots of The Wolf holding the five different title belts, one of which has Dope Static also holding a title belt.)
Wolf (voice over): “That’s right, The Wolf, a man who was so dominant in the IHWA that he was the first to win that companies championships, is making his way to the WCF. You have all been warned.”
(The video cuts and the house lights come back on.)
Wolf: “And that is merely part one of the introduction. The longer I am here the more you will discover about me, but for now that should give you a solid foundation. The Wolf is not someone to be taken lightly and I will prove that to you all starting this Sunday. Now for anyone who feels that I am taking things too lightly, The Wolf has this to say: PROVE ME WRONG. It takes more than a pretty boy in pink and a sappy whiner who lives on a stream to scare The Outcast Legend. Now allow me to address those two winning specimen who won the get your ass kicked lottery.”
(The Wolf steps back slightly so that he is back into the center of the ring. He pulls the hair out of his face and he now has a scowl on his face.)
Wolf: “I’ll start with Mr. Creek. Now this guy seems like a real winner. Always loyal, trust worthy and a generally nice guy…(shakes his head) Exactly what about all of that says ‘professional wrestler’? To succeed in this business you need to be cunning, dangerous, and above all else…NOT NICE! You need to be willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done, and someone who is such a nice guy like Dawson, will never be able to do all of that. He is going to collapse under the pressure at the first sniff of it.”
(The Wolf starts to chuckle again and continues.)
Wolf: “Dawson Creek, you seem to have already gotten a big victory on Slam. That’s great man, I am proud of you. (shakes his head and rolls his eyes) Seriously though, your match left a lot to be desired, and has done nothing except show The Wolf how unprepared you are to face me. You will soon find that out. Very, very soon.”
(The Wolf slide out of the ring, taking the mic with him. He walks over towards the front of the ring, and in the background we see Dope doing the worm across the ring. The camera focuses in on Wolf who continues.)
Wolf: “And what about this Big Sexy Brian guy? God’s gift to the vagina? More like God’s gift to anyone who wants to kick someone’s ass easily. You are nothing but a big lumbering idiot and I have to say that seeing you makes me want to find whoever told you that you were attractive and punch them in the face. This is the type of guy who thinks that everything revolves around him just because he is a pretty face. This is the type of shit that drives me to be who I am. I have had to bust my ass to get everything I deserve, and this jack ass gets whatever he wants just because he is a sex symbol. The Wolf is sexy too, but I don’t go making it a part of my name. You at least have the size to make up for what brain cells you are missing.”
(The Wolf walks closer to the camera and gets uncomfortably close, with his entire face taking up the screen. His hair is dangling in his face and he smiles and continues.)
Wolf: “And what is it with sleeper holds? Both of these idiots are using sleeper holds. The sleeper was out of style already when I first started wrestling TWENTY ONE YEARS AGO! While it is a devastating move at times, it seems strange that a nice guy like Dawson would use it, and even stranger that Bryan would because it’s not the sexiest of moves. You would think that he would want something flashy to go with his flashy persona. Just another idiot who knows nothing about nothing and will realize that he is not what he thinks he is.”
(The Wolf shoves the camera then slides back into the ring, grabbing the mic again. He looks at the camera and smiles.)
Wolf: “Soon enough you will all understand. In fact, this Sunday is going to be the beginning of an era of dominance that has never been seen in the WCF. The Wolf has arrived, and nothing is going to stop my rise to the top of the world and the top of the company. It doesn’t matter if it’s Dawson or Bryan, The Wolf is going to make you both suffer and both of you will run crying to your mothers. After you get released from the hospital that is.”
(The Wolf swings the mic towards the camera and releases it, causing it to slam into the camera. The lens shatters and the feed cuts.)