Post by buster on Jul 25, 2017 11:29:15 GMT -5
The high pitched wailing of a Gibson flying V shatters the silence in Washington D.C. at the Verizon Center.
The crowd pops!
Led by the ever so stunning Simply Delicious Cherry Kisses, enter the new WCF tag sensation, The Atomic Rockers.
Ring announcer Harvey Fickle hollers.
" Ladies and....Hey?"
Cherry Kisses rips the microphone out of his hand.
"Thanks Harvey. I'll take it from here. Now be a good boy and go sit down." Cherry Kisses gives him a peck on the cheek. "Something you can use to motivate pleasuring yourself tonight ."
The Atomic Rockers enter the ring ,each mounting an opposite corner. Standing on the top rope ,Rock Roll rips an opening riff of Jimi Hendrix "Foxy Lady" much too the crowds delight!
"Washington D.C. !" Cherry Shouts. "Are you ready to rock!"
The crowd screams their approval. Too Dope for VH1 Boom Box Empson goes into the crowd, high fives and kisses for the ladies.
Cherry Hides her disapproval and continues.
"As you know, Ultimate showdown is just around the bend. The Atomic Rockers will be facing Priest and Bishop, and the VWA, it is promised to be a war."
Rock Roll takes the microphone.
" We'd like to thank our sponsor, The makers of tough wipes. They wipe and swipe and never rip! they are alligator tough. No more dirty fingers, smelly mess, and they are made by Brillo! Hey. Soon you'll be singing our song...."
Too Dope joins in,
Keep on wipin' MaMa,
Wipe my blues away,
Say, Keep on wipin' MaMa
Wipe my blues away,
I said a wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe ,wipe,
Wipe my blues away!
"And they're by Brillo! Hey!"
"What the hell was that?" Cherry is out raged. "You two have a major match coming up and you wanna act like clowns?"
"Whoah there, Cherry." Rock Roll raises his hands in a surrender. "We have Sponsors, Sponsor no happy ,We no money!"
"Are you shi#@$%' me? A toilet paper Company, Really, A toilet paper company?"
Too Dope does his best Shrek Impersonation.
"Really, Really, Really."
Rock Roll points out to the crowd.
"How many here use Toilet Paper? A raise of hands please."
Too Dope starts counting,
" One, Two, Three, four, Five, six...."
Cherry Kisses storms out of the ring.
Rock Roll,
"what crawled up her...."
Too Dope smiles.
The crowd pops!
Led by the ever so stunning Simply Delicious Cherry Kisses, enter the new WCF tag sensation, The Atomic Rockers.
Ring announcer Harvey Fickle hollers.
" Ladies and....Hey?"
Cherry Kisses rips the microphone out of his hand.
"Thanks Harvey. I'll take it from here. Now be a good boy and go sit down." Cherry Kisses gives him a peck on the cheek. "Something you can use to motivate pleasuring yourself tonight ."
The Atomic Rockers enter the ring ,each mounting an opposite corner. Standing on the top rope ,Rock Roll rips an opening riff of Jimi Hendrix "Foxy Lady" much too the crowds delight!
"Washington D.C. !" Cherry Shouts. "Are you ready to rock!"
The crowd screams their approval. Too Dope for VH1 Boom Box Empson goes into the crowd, high fives and kisses for the ladies.
Cherry Hides her disapproval and continues.
"As you know, Ultimate showdown is just around the bend. The Atomic Rockers will be facing Priest and Bishop, and the VWA, it is promised to be a war."
Rock Roll takes the microphone.
" We'd like to thank our sponsor, The makers of tough wipes. They wipe and swipe and never rip! they are alligator tough. No more dirty fingers, smelly mess, and they are made by Brillo! Hey. Soon you'll be singing our song...."
Too Dope joins in,
Keep on wipin' MaMa,
Wipe my blues away,
Say, Keep on wipin' MaMa
Wipe my blues away,
I said a wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe ,wipe,
Wipe my blues away!
"And they're by Brillo! Hey!"
"What the hell was that?" Cherry is out raged. "You two have a major match coming up and you wanna act like clowns?"
"Whoah there, Cherry." Rock Roll raises his hands in a surrender. "We have Sponsors, Sponsor no happy ,We no money!"
"Are you shi#@$%' me? A toilet paper Company, Really, A toilet paper company?"
Too Dope does his best Shrek Impersonation.
"Really, Really, Really."
Rock Roll points out to the crowd.
"How many here use Toilet Paper? A raise of hands please."
Too Dope starts counting,
" One, Two, Three, four, Five, six...."
Cherry Kisses storms out of the ring.
Rock Roll,
"what crawled up her...."
Too Dope smiles.