Post by Crazy J zt on Jan 28, 2017 23:55:00 GMT -5
Its moments after lisa hung up with evil and Evil is pulling into the ZT neighborhood. He pulls into shep drive way and he gets out of the truck he has a black rose and he walks to the door. Claire opens the door she hugs him and he comes in. but before evil can say what he came to say Claire stops him.
Claire: Look Evil before you say anything I need to talk to you… I have been talking to Jay Wonderful and….
Evil: you got to be kidding you are leaving for the virgin religious boy?
Claire: no I am not leaving you for him but I need to get my life together… I need to find god then maybe we can try this again… so no more sex but we can be friends…
Evil: oh my god I am going to kill that mother fucker…
Claire: I don’t think that is possible…. But maybe you can find god with me?
Evil: I came all the way over here to ask you to be my wife and you dump me because of Jay Wonderful…. That mother fucker will die.
Jay wonderful storms out of the door and jumps in his truck and pulls out the camera man turns. Claire is on the couch and she is crying… she has the rose on the table and the bible that Jay wonderful left. She is crying but she picks up the bible and she shakes her head. She is having a hard time to breath.
Claire: Damn it Shep always told me if I allowed god in my life I would miss out on the things I really wanted. I threw away a chance to be Mrs. Evil…. god you better help me get my brother back. Jay Wonderful is in danger would evil kill himself to get evil… what if i end up being the reason they are both dead… crazy j would be mad.. oh my god he would die as well. I have to fix this…
Claire gets in the car and drives over to J house and she runs in when she see evil Truck on the yard. Lisa and her son are playing together and they both stop and look at Claire. Claire is crying and Lisa Stands up.
Lisa: Claire what is wrong?
BANG FUK : Bride Evil?
LISA: Bride Evil? oh you mean Evils bride…. Grammar makes a difference I never noticed it so much. Wait bride…. Did evil ask you to marry him?
Claire: he was going to but I told him Jay wonderful talked to me and that I didn’t want to have sex and that I needed to find god… then he told me he was going to ask me to be his bride and then he drove off to this house to kill jay wonderful.
Lisa: he is here?
Bang Fuk : Stab and Twist… stab and twist and den repeat.
Evil walks down the steps and he is angry as fuck.
Evil: Where the fuck is that mother fucker I am going to get him…. Lisa if you are hiding jay wonderful let me know now… I hate your brother and I will gut him.
Bang Fuk : he not here.
Evil: finally someone I can trust.
Claire: I am here
Evil: yeah I know… like I said. Evil Fuk you are the only person I trust in this home. I told Crazy J bringing Lisa brother on was a mistake… he isn’t like us… he fucks things up. I will put a bomb in his car or hire a hitman or 2.
Claire: look evil I will be your wife.
Evil: shut it whore you are dead to me now… I should have listened to Crazy J when he told me to not get intimate with her.
Lisa: wait a second Crazy J told you to not get intimate with her? Why didn’t I know that?
Evil: just because you are his girl doesn’t mean he shares everything with you…. but I never should have not let you break my evil black heart… I hate you claire and you are never going to see pet again…. You are dead to us both.
Lisa: Oh evil I am so sorry… bye Claire.
LISA: I feel so bad for you evil you want to talk in the bedroom in private we can sit on the bed.
Evil: I have a man to kill.
Claire already ran out the door and is crying on the porch and evil walks right past her and gets in his truck and drives off. the camera cuts back inside and lisa send Bang Fuk to bed. She has a huge smile on her face…
Lisa: Finally I have J to myself he has given up on that skank bitch… this is the greatest day ever…
the scene flashes and crazy J walks in the door he has a huge smile on his face and Lisa wakes up on the couch and J walks past them. Lisa sits up and J sits down next to her they talk for a few seconds and J turns to her.
Crazy J: look lisa we have a problem and I am not taking about that coon named Andre… Black Andy is not really a problem he is a disease and come rise up I will exterminate him. But Lisa baby Evil is pissed off and he wants to kill Jay wonderful. We have to do everything in our power to keep them away from each other.
Lisa: I don’t think that will be an issue…. I don’t think they will run into each other.
Crazy J: well I invited jay wonderful to go to Miami with you and bang fuk. I am going to take Evil to Riseup with me. This way we can keep them away.
Lisa: I know Claire is upset but I think its good they broke up. What do you think about it.
Crazy J: Well I told evil to watch out for her and that it was one of my best friends sisters…. But he didn’t listen to me… I told him to not fuck her but he did. Things are messed up but what can we do… I am not sure what more to say…. I mean he fucked her he planned to marry her and she turned him away because your brother had to bring up god to her.
Lisa: so I am responsible for Jay Wonderful because he is my brother… what about you?
Crazy J: I am not related to him I gave him a job but that is your family member.
Lisa: some time I wonder about that…
J has no idea that lisa is fucking with him as jay wonderful is not her brother it’s the holy roller side of j that he doesn’t even know. The two talk for a few more minutes before J checks on their new son and he walks into his room.
Crazy J: Rise up is days away and I can not wait to walk down to the ring… I want to bead the living hell out of you…. I am not going to slow down and I am going to beat the shit out of you for every single fan and I am going to make your life a living hell…. I am going to erase you from the fucking planet. I am going to cure everyone from Black Andy disease and I am going to make you wish you never ever fucked with me. I am going to stand proud in that ring watching the self pro claimed king take his last breath. Then we are going to party and celebrate the night away. You see andre the fans deserve to see you get your ass kicked you had every chance to entertain them but you ran a tv show, then a leter show… who shows a video of a fucking letter let alone a bunch of lletters…. I am so hurt you typed up words that I would never say to people… you are hardcore and you are a true bitch… I am going to destroy you come rise and I am going to make you pay for this. The fans will have a night they will never forget. The night the great Andre Holmes dies a death of horror… you see Black Andy I am coming for you and Evil has plans for Kbear and he is single now so he will be fucking that bitch up. Can you imagine that masked man walking your daughters down the aisle… fuck that I going to be beautiful… that is going to be amazing… that is going to be the shit.
Crazy J: Giving you the racist shit was just fun… I have a minority son now and I want to make sure no niggers are hurt that I said niggers or coon or any of that. So if any of you darks have an issue shoot your self and get over it. I am not going to be opening hate mail trump won so deal with it. I can say Nigger and faggot oh wait that is nothing new we have team pantheon saying it every single day. So those classes I have to take thanks to andre bitching I want Pantheon to do the same… make them dudes take fag classes. Andre what is your excuse going to be when you lose to me what will you say to the fans. Dear fans… Crazy J beat me because he hates niggers and he hates blacks and he hates all of us… he cheated in a hardcore match and won and now I have my lawyers going after the wcf to take off the ban on hardcore title shots. The fans will chant fuck you coon… fuck you coon… Back of the bus…. Back of the bus…. But at the end it doesn’t really matter because you wont ever want to fight a hardcore match… you and zmac can be the dead hardcore wrestler of the WCF past and I will be the hardcore of now and the future.
Crazy J: Zmac has lost to me a few times and has never been the same again but your different andre… your best is not better then Zmac best… you are going to want to make some changes in life. Get your will updated and fix things with your girl…. Tell those daughter to stop quitting everything they start. Tell them to never settle for a man like you. tell them the truth… say girls I am garbage to them. Let them know that Andre do the right thing for the first time in your life. Look I am a father as well take some advice from me I have great experience these last 12 hours have been the best 12 hours of my life… Bang Fuk is going to be a wrestler as well probably do some crazy shit but who knows. What that kid will do. But I will be their when he enters his fark dark match and I will be their when he claims the WCF hardcore title for the first time. I will give up wrestling for my son when it becomes time. I will do what is right… you girls would do better if you just left… get it fucker… do you get it? What more do you want me to say… your garbage we covered that… you suck as a dad…. You suck as a husband…. You suck as a boyfriend… you suck as a person…. You suck as a wrestler and you suck as hardcore wrestler…. So just stay in houston
Claire: Look Evil before you say anything I need to talk to you… I have been talking to Jay Wonderful and….
Evil: you got to be kidding you are leaving for the virgin religious boy?
Claire: no I am not leaving you for him but I need to get my life together… I need to find god then maybe we can try this again… so no more sex but we can be friends…
Evil: oh my god I am going to kill that mother fucker…
Claire: I don’t think that is possible…. But maybe you can find god with me?
Evil: I came all the way over here to ask you to be my wife and you dump me because of Jay Wonderful…. That mother fucker will die.
Jay wonderful storms out of the door and jumps in his truck and pulls out the camera man turns. Claire is on the couch and she is crying… she has the rose on the table and the bible that Jay wonderful left. She is crying but she picks up the bible and she shakes her head. She is having a hard time to breath.
Claire: Damn it Shep always told me if I allowed god in my life I would miss out on the things I really wanted. I threw away a chance to be Mrs. Evil…. god you better help me get my brother back. Jay Wonderful is in danger would evil kill himself to get evil… what if i end up being the reason they are both dead… crazy j would be mad.. oh my god he would die as well. I have to fix this…
Claire gets in the car and drives over to J house and she runs in when she see evil Truck on the yard. Lisa and her son are playing together and they both stop and look at Claire. Claire is crying and Lisa Stands up.
Lisa: Claire what is wrong?
BANG FUK : Bride Evil?
LISA: Bride Evil? oh you mean Evils bride…. Grammar makes a difference I never noticed it so much. Wait bride…. Did evil ask you to marry him?
Claire: he was going to but I told him Jay wonderful talked to me and that I didn’t want to have sex and that I needed to find god… then he told me he was going to ask me to be his bride and then he drove off to this house to kill jay wonderful.
Lisa: he is here?
Bang Fuk : Stab and Twist… stab and twist and den repeat.
Evil walks down the steps and he is angry as fuck.
Evil: Where the fuck is that mother fucker I am going to get him…. Lisa if you are hiding jay wonderful let me know now… I hate your brother and I will gut him.
Bang Fuk : he not here.
Evil: finally someone I can trust.
Claire: I am here
Evil: yeah I know… like I said. Evil Fuk you are the only person I trust in this home. I told Crazy J bringing Lisa brother on was a mistake… he isn’t like us… he fucks things up. I will put a bomb in his car or hire a hitman or 2.
Claire: look evil I will be your wife.
Evil: shut it whore you are dead to me now… I should have listened to Crazy J when he told me to not get intimate with her.
Lisa: wait a second Crazy J told you to not get intimate with her? Why didn’t I know that?
Evil: just because you are his girl doesn’t mean he shares everything with you…. but I never should have not let you break my evil black heart… I hate you claire and you are never going to see pet again…. You are dead to us both.
Lisa: Oh evil I am so sorry… bye Claire.
LISA: I feel so bad for you evil you want to talk in the bedroom in private we can sit on the bed.
Evil: I have a man to kill.
Claire already ran out the door and is crying on the porch and evil walks right past her and gets in his truck and drives off. the camera cuts back inside and lisa send Bang Fuk to bed. She has a huge smile on her face…
Lisa: Finally I have J to myself he has given up on that skank bitch… this is the greatest day ever…
the scene flashes and crazy J walks in the door he has a huge smile on his face and Lisa wakes up on the couch and J walks past them. Lisa sits up and J sits down next to her they talk for a few seconds and J turns to her.
Crazy J: look lisa we have a problem and I am not taking about that coon named Andre… Black Andy is not really a problem he is a disease and come rise up I will exterminate him. But Lisa baby Evil is pissed off and he wants to kill Jay wonderful. We have to do everything in our power to keep them away from each other.
Lisa: I don’t think that will be an issue…. I don’t think they will run into each other.
Crazy J: well I invited jay wonderful to go to Miami with you and bang fuk. I am going to take Evil to Riseup with me. This way we can keep them away.
Lisa: I know Claire is upset but I think its good they broke up. What do you think about it.
Crazy J: Well I told evil to watch out for her and that it was one of my best friends sisters…. But he didn’t listen to me… I told him to not fuck her but he did. Things are messed up but what can we do… I am not sure what more to say…. I mean he fucked her he planned to marry her and she turned him away because your brother had to bring up god to her.
Lisa: so I am responsible for Jay Wonderful because he is my brother… what about you?
Crazy J: I am not related to him I gave him a job but that is your family member.
Lisa: some time I wonder about that…
J has no idea that lisa is fucking with him as jay wonderful is not her brother it’s the holy roller side of j that he doesn’t even know. The two talk for a few more minutes before J checks on their new son and he walks into his room.
Crazy J: Rise up is days away and I can not wait to walk down to the ring… I want to bead the living hell out of you…. I am not going to slow down and I am going to beat the shit out of you for every single fan and I am going to make your life a living hell…. I am going to erase you from the fucking planet. I am going to cure everyone from Black Andy disease and I am going to make you wish you never ever fucked with me. I am going to stand proud in that ring watching the self pro claimed king take his last breath. Then we are going to party and celebrate the night away. You see andre the fans deserve to see you get your ass kicked you had every chance to entertain them but you ran a tv show, then a leter show… who shows a video of a fucking letter let alone a bunch of lletters…. I am so hurt you typed up words that I would never say to people… you are hardcore and you are a true bitch… I am going to destroy you come rise and I am going to make you pay for this. The fans will have a night they will never forget. The night the great Andre Holmes dies a death of horror… you see Black Andy I am coming for you and Evil has plans for Kbear and he is single now so he will be fucking that bitch up. Can you imagine that masked man walking your daughters down the aisle… fuck that I going to be beautiful… that is going to be amazing… that is going to be the shit.
Crazy J: Giving you the racist shit was just fun… I have a minority son now and I want to make sure no niggers are hurt that I said niggers or coon or any of that. So if any of you darks have an issue shoot your self and get over it. I am not going to be opening hate mail trump won so deal with it. I can say Nigger and faggot oh wait that is nothing new we have team pantheon saying it every single day. So those classes I have to take thanks to andre bitching I want Pantheon to do the same… make them dudes take fag classes. Andre what is your excuse going to be when you lose to me what will you say to the fans. Dear fans… Crazy J beat me because he hates niggers and he hates blacks and he hates all of us… he cheated in a hardcore match and won and now I have my lawyers going after the wcf to take off the ban on hardcore title shots. The fans will chant fuck you coon… fuck you coon… Back of the bus…. Back of the bus…. But at the end it doesn’t really matter because you wont ever want to fight a hardcore match… you and zmac can be the dead hardcore wrestler of the WCF past and I will be the hardcore of now and the future.
Crazy J: Zmac has lost to me a few times and has never been the same again but your different andre… your best is not better then Zmac best… you are going to want to make some changes in life. Get your will updated and fix things with your girl…. Tell those daughter to stop quitting everything they start. Tell them to never settle for a man like you. tell them the truth… say girls I am garbage to them. Let them know that Andre do the right thing for the first time in your life. Look I am a father as well take some advice from me I have great experience these last 12 hours have been the best 12 hours of my life… Bang Fuk is going to be a wrestler as well probably do some crazy shit but who knows. What that kid will do. But I will be their when he enters his fark dark match and I will be their when he claims the WCF hardcore title for the first time. I will give up wrestling for my son when it becomes time. I will do what is right… you girls would do better if you just left… get it fucker… do you get it? What more do you want me to say… your garbage we covered that… you suck as a dad…. You suck as a husband…. You suck as a boyfriend… you suck as a person…. You suck as a wrestler and you suck as hardcore wrestler…. So just stay in houston