Post by Crazy J zt on Jan 28, 2017 23:54:42 GMT -5
the camera opens up and Evil is dressed up and he is building something. Evil starts putting boards together and making something in his back yard. He ties two ropes from the top cross bar. Evil then grabs a huge tire and he ties it up. It looks like the most ghetto tire swing you have ever seen but it was with love…. Love from a man named evil who has no heart. Evil was excitied he was an uncle… even if it was a chink for a nephew… it was better than a Mini bomber or a mini gangster. Rise up is just around the corner… Rise Up is what Evil plans to do… yet again a ZT member is picked to lose a match by the fans and probably the locker room. But many are just wishful thinking. You see I am not the guy people want to see as Champion because when my belt is on the line I am focused and driven. I don’t care what others think and I don’t care what you say see I have faced others before me that wanted to destroy me enough with the thoughts… the camera cuts to Evil talking.
Evil: You see Andre you probably thought I was building a hangman station. But don’t worry Andre I am not going to hang you I am going to kill you in the ring…. I am going to show my nephew that his Big Uncle E is the man keep producing fake letters like all the democrats do. I talked to CNN and they want you to help them write fake news. You are a fake and fraud to the WCF you are not talented and you are not Hardcore Material. I am going to bash your head open and I am going to write the word Evil in your blood…. I am going to walk all over you and I am going to watch you gasp out for air. Guess how many fucks I give about a black boy like you.
Evil: You see andre I grew up and spent time in three black areas… Detroit …. Or murdertown as your gay friend moor tried to call it. But I also spent time in Flint Town… FA FA FA Flint town and the Savage Ass Gangster Insane Niggers At War or Saginaw… you see I know a lot about your people… the funeral home… in a black community is amazing they have different ways to do it… you can drive through the funeral home and a curtain like at chuck e cheese opens and you can view the body for a set time and you drive off…. the niggas got this shit figured out. I use to go through just to check out the bodies nothing beats a sexy dead girl in a casket those bitches don’t say nothing and don’t get prego. You can fuck them and they aint going to tell anyone… I sometimes wonder if they watching down from heaven like oh my god…. That guy is fucking me… maybe that is what they mean by an out of body orgasm. But look I spent time in the fucking hood and I know how a fake wannabe like your self works… you see you try to come off hard but you are not a hardcore fighter… this isn’t your match type but me be the white kid in the hood I had to learn to use any thing as a weapon. While the giggas use guns I like to kill with my hands and hurt people with different items. Have you ever wanted to just take a kids tooth pick and stab someone in the eye. I want to take that tooth pick and jab it into your eye… picture an olive on one of those little plastic drink swords. But the big difference is that a human eye taste way better then a fucking olive… I really hate black olives they are the worst… they feel entitled.
Evil takes a few steps and he looks back at what he just built. He looks back over at the camera and then back at the tree swing.
Evil: Andre you see I am the best fucking uncle me and Fuck or what ever his name is… we are going to play and drink beer and I am going to teach him about the birds and the bees. You see Andre being a good uncle will show your daughters after you lose your life that I am fit to be their new daddy. At least they will finally have a dad they can be proud of and they can live a happy life in the murder mitten. I am ready to kill you Andre but that’s nothing new for me…. but you wanting to kill me is just an emotional out burst but you are not ready to kill me. you have so much anger inside but your heart isn’t black like mine.
Lisa pulls in the drive way and Bang Fuk is in a booster seat in the back seat and a baby on board sign on the windows. Bang Fuk smiles and waves at Evil. Evil opens the car door and Fuk jumps out of the car. Evil introduces himself and lisa looks concerned.
Evil: Whats wrong lisa you looks angry or like something is bothering you… Uncle E will take good care of him.
LISA: its not that this is the first time that I have ever had to leave him… I haven’t had to do this before please watch my son….
Evil: Look me and fuck head are going to have a good time.
Bang Fuk : its fuk not fuck
Lisa: really… he has been around you for less than 5 minutes and he already swearing and next thing you know he will be smoking what the hell am I going to do.
Bang Fuk : Uncle E can play we?
Evil: Yeah can bud.
LISA: don’t mock his English your grammar fucking sucks.
Lisa pulls out and Big Evil and Bang Fuk walk over to the swing. Bang Fuk jumps up on it and Big Evil pushes him on the tire swing a few times before it breaks. Bang Fuk gets angry and screams at the tire swing and Evil smiles. The two walk inside the house and a few minutes later they both walk out. They both have coveralls on and Bang Fuk has a mask on like Evil and he has a knife on his side. Not a fake knife but a real butcher knife. The two walk over towards the tire. They pull out their knife and Evil shows Bang Fuk how to stab the tire. He sticks it and twist it. Bang Fuk steps up and does the same move and Evil claps his hand. He is so excited that his nephew is already learning how to stab a mother fucker.
Bang Fuk : Fuck on you…. Mother fucker die
Evil: Its Die Mother fucker… just don’t want kids at school to mock you and try to correct it.
Bang Fuk : you da best.
Evil: Oh my god Big Uncle E loves you kid… want a beer?
Bang Fuk : I had a beer with dad.
Evil: well shit lets drink.
Evil and Bang Fuk walk in the house and they drink a beer together. They laugh and laugh and then they go out to his creepy as truck. They drive around together and they laugh as they pull into an indoor skate park.
Bang Fuk : you rate?
Evil: I don’t skate I just like to watch the kids fall.
Bang Fuk : that’s awesome Uncle Evil Big…..
The two walk in and they take a seat and the kids are skating around. They are both waiting to watch some one fall but they don’t fall.
Evil: watching and waiting these kids fall is painful almost as bad as watching a Promo from our favorite horned pony.
Bang Fuk : oh yeah…. Fuck andre. Dad he say he be a migger.
Evil: a migger?
Bang Fuk : you know spook, cooms and jiggas?
Evil: its Nigger and coons. But lets make some thing happen. Evil picks up a trash can lid and they throw it in the skate park and a kid falls and is crying on the ground. The two start laughing and the kid that just fell dad stands up and walks towards Evil and big fuk.
guy: are you kidding me… your going to laugh at my son falling… and was it you that threw the trash can lid out their?
Evil: who else would have done it asshole.
guy: who you calling an asshole.
Bang Fuk : asshole you
guy: nice English what are you a chink.
Evil: Who you calling that….
Evil grabs the man by the throat and Bang Fuk stabs him in the gut. Evil looks so shocked on his face. The two leave quickly and they get in the truck. The truck pulls out and he is blown away that Bang Fuk just stabbed that man.
Evil: Holy shit that was crazy as fuck… your new name is Evil Fuk… I am so proud of you but lets keep this a secret from your mom… I don’t think she would be happy.
the scene cuts and we see Evil and Bang Fuk both on the porch and Bang Fuk took his mask off and is dressed like he was when he got there Lisa pulls in and she jumps out of the car and runs over and grabs her son. She is so happy to have him back.
Evil: Hey lisa.
Lisa: so what did you guys do today?
Evil: We just hung out nothing real stuck out… we just played on the swing.
Bang Fuk : but it broke and then….
Evil: then we just hung out for a little bit.
Lisa just grabs Bang Fuk and he hugs Evil real quick before getting put in the car. They drive off and Evil feels sad and waves to them bye. He then jumps into his creepy as truck. He turns the truck on and radio starts. Playing on the radio is a news cast.
guy: today at the skate park two masked men stabbed a kids parent… the man died on the scene and no one could give a good description if anyone knows of a midget and a giant that were at the skate park today please let us know.
Evil: that’s odd… I didn’t see a masked man and a midged when me and the little guy…. Oh shit that’s us.
Evil phone is ringing at is Lisa. Evil answers it and lisa is screaming.
Lisa: please tell me that you didn’t take my son to the skate park and stab a man infront of my son.
Evil: I swear to you I didn’t stab anyone today…. Wait… no that was yesterday. I didn’t stab anyone. I swear to you lisa. I didn’t.
LISA: ok I am sorry… just sounded like something Evil would do.
lisa hangs up and evil continues to drive.
Evil: You see Andre you probably thought I was building a hangman station. But don’t worry Andre I am not going to hang you I am going to kill you in the ring…. I am going to show my nephew that his Big Uncle E is the man keep producing fake letters like all the democrats do. I talked to CNN and they want you to help them write fake news. You are a fake and fraud to the WCF you are not talented and you are not Hardcore Material. I am going to bash your head open and I am going to write the word Evil in your blood…. I am going to walk all over you and I am going to watch you gasp out for air. Guess how many fucks I give about a black boy like you.
Evil: You see andre I grew up and spent time in three black areas… Detroit …. Or murdertown as your gay friend moor tried to call it. But I also spent time in Flint Town… FA FA FA Flint town and the Savage Ass Gangster Insane Niggers At War or Saginaw… you see I know a lot about your people… the funeral home… in a black community is amazing they have different ways to do it… you can drive through the funeral home and a curtain like at chuck e cheese opens and you can view the body for a set time and you drive off…. the niggas got this shit figured out. I use to go through just to check out the bodies nothing beats a sexy dead girl in a casket those bitches don’t say nothing and don’t get prego. You can fuck them and they aint going to tell anyone… I sometimes wonder if they watching down from heaven like oh my god…. That guy is fucking me… maybe that is what they mean by an out of body orgasm. But look I spent time in the fucking hood and I know how a fake wannabe like your self works… you see you try to come off hard but you are not a hardcore fighter… this isn’t your match type but me be the white kid in the hood I had to learn to use any thing as a weapon. While the giggas use guns I like to kill with my hands and hurt people with different items. Have you ever wanted to just take a kids tooth pick and stab someone in the eye. I want to take that tooth pick and jab it into your eye… picture an olive on one of those little plastic drink swords. But the big difference is that a human eye taste way better then a fucking olive… I really hate black olives they are the worst… they feel entitled.
Evil takes a few steps and he looks back at what he just built. He looks back over at the camera and then back at the tree swing.
Evil: Andre you see I am the best fucking uncle me and Fuck or what ever his name is… we are going to play and drink beer and I am going to teach him about the birds and the bees. You see Andre being a good uncle will show your daughters after you lose your life that I am fit to be their new daddy. At least they will finally have a dad they can be proud of and they can live a happy life in the murder mitten. I am ready to kill you Andre but that’s nothing new for me…. but you wanting to kill me is just an emotional out burst but you are not ready to kill me. you have so much anger inside but your heart isn’t black like mine.
Lisa pulls in the drive way and Bang Fuk is in a booster seat in the back seat and a baby on board sign on the windows. Bang Fuk smiles and waves at Evil. Evil opens the car door and Fuk jumps out of the car. Evil introduces himself and lisa looks concerned.
Evil: Whats wrong lisa you looks angry or like something is bothering you… Uncle E will take good care of him.
LISA: its not that this is the first time that I have ever had to leave him… I haven’t had to do this before please watch my son….
Evil: Look me and fuck head are going to have a good time.
Bang Fuk : its fuk not fuck
Lisa: really… he has been around you for less than 5 minutes and he already swearing and next thing you know he will be smoking what the hell am I going to do.
Bang Fuk : Uncle E can play we?
Evil: Yeah can bud.
LISA: don’t mock his English your grammar fucking sucks.
Lisa pulls out and Big Evil and Bang Fuk walk over to the swing. Bang Fuk jumps up on it and Big Evil pushes him on the tire swing a few times before it breaks. Bang Fuk gets angry and screams at the tire swing and Evil smiles. The two walk inside the house and a few minutes later they both walk out. They both have coveralls on and Bang Fuk has a mask on like Evil and he has a knife on his side. Not a fake knife but a real butcher knife. The two walk over towards the tire. They pull out their knife and Evil shows Bang Fuk how to stab the tire. He sticks it and twist it. Bang Fuk steps up and does the same move and Evil claps his hand. He is so excited that his nephew is already learning how to stab a mother fucker.
Bang Fuk : Fuck on you…. Mother fucker die
Evil: Its Die Mother fucker… just don’t want kids at school to mock you and try to correct it.
Bang Fuk : you da best.
Evil: Oh my god Big Uncle E loves you kid… want a beer?
Bang Fuk : I had a beer with dad.
Evil: well shit lets drink.
Evil and Bang Fuk walk in the house and they drink a beer together. They laugh and laugh and then they go out to his creepy as truck. They drive around together and they laugh as they pull into an indoor skate park.
Bang Fuk : you rate?
Evil: I don’t skate I just like to watch the kids fall.
Bang Fuk : that’s awesome Uncle Evil Big…..
The two walk in and they take a seat and the kids are skating around. They are both waiting to watch some one fall but they don’t fall.
Evil: watching and waiting these kids fall is painful almost as bad as watching a Promo from our favorite horned pony.
Bang Fuk : oh yeah…. Fuck andre. Dad he say he be a migger.
Evil: a migger?
Bang Fuk : you know spook, cooms and jiggas?
Evil: its Nigger and coons. But lets make some thing happen. Evil picks up a trash can lid and they throw it in the skate park and a kid falls and is crying on the ground. The two start laughing and the kid that just fell dad stands up and walks towards Evil and big fuk.
guy: are you kidding me… your going to laugh at my son falling… and was it you that threw the trash can lid out their?
Evil: who else would have done it asshole.
guy: who you calling an asshole.
Bang Fuk : asshole you
guy: nice English what are you a chink.
Evil: Who you calling that….
Evil grabs the man by the throat and Bang Fuk stabs him in the gut. Evil looks so shocked on his face. The two leave quickly and they get in the truck. The truck pulls out and he is blown away that Bang Fuk just stabbed that man.
Evil: Holy shit that was crazy as fuck… your new name is Evil Fuk… I am so proud of you but lets keep this a secret from your mom… I don’t think she would be happy.
the scene cuts and we see Evil and Bang Fuk both on the porch and Bang Fuk took his mask off and is dressed like he was when he got there Lisa pulls in and she jumps out of the car and runs over and grabs her son. She is so happy to have him back.
Evil: Hey lisa.
Lisa: so what did you guys do today?
Evil: We just hung out nothing real stuck out… we just played on the swing.
Bang Fuk : but it broke and then….
Evil: then we just hung out for a little bit.
Lisa just grabs Bang Fuk and he hugs Evil real quick before getting put in the car. They drive off and Evil feels sad and waves to them bye. He then jumps into his creepy as truck. He turns the truck on and radio starts. Playing on the radio is a news cast.
guy: today at the skate park two masked men stabbed a kids parent… the man died on the scene and no one could give a good description if anyone knows of a midget and a giant that were at the skate park today please let us know.
Evil: that’s odd… I didn’t see a masked man and a midged when me and the little guy…. Oh shit that’s us.
Evil phone is ringing at is Lisa. Evil answers it and lisa is screaming.
Lisa: please tell me that you didn’t take my son to the skate park and stab a man infront of my son.
Evil: I swear to you I didn’t stab anyone today…. Wait… no that was yesterday. I didn’t stab anyone. I swear to you lisa. I didn’t.
LISA: ok I am sorry… just sounded like something Evil would do.
lisa hangs up and evil continues to drive.