Post by Crazy J zt on Jan 28, 2017 23:54:25 GMT -5
the scene opens up and Lisa is in the bed room waiting for J to get home. She has on a sexy red robe and she has candles lit all around the room. She throws down some rose peddles and she sprays some perfume on and she takes the robe off and she has on sexy stocking and a teddy. She turns on some slow music and she looks at her perfect hair in the mirror and she twist some of her hair and giggles.
Lisa: I am going to be the sexiest mom ever.
Lisa phone goes off and it is a text and its from J. she send him a text and she waits for him to walk in the door.
Crazy J Voice Over: Oh my god Lisa is going to be so happy now. So fucking happy that she will not have the time to bitch… she has been talking about wanting a kid for so long now and just before I fly out to Riseup I am going to give her that life to let it grow. I admit I was selfish but it was for good reason… my father was very selfish… and he was a lot like Andre just not the same shade… but neither gave a fuck about their kids… hell my dad picked what son to keep and sent the other away… away so far that we still have no solid leads. But Andre I am not a nice person I get it I am mean I talk shit but I take care of my family… I am not you and I am not my father and she wants to be a mom so I need to step up.
the door to their bedroom opens and J walks in the room and he is dressed up. Lisa looks at him and she comes close to him… but then J steps as aside and a young Asian kid Is standing in the doorway. Lisa freezes and she reaches for her silky sexy bathrobe and she puts it back on. J stands their smiling and lisa face turns to great concern…
Crazy J: Hey baby you said you wanted a kid so guess what honey… we are now the proud parents of Bang Fuk he seems like a great kid…. He hasn’t talk much but he is ready to call you mommy.
LISA: what the fuck?
Crazy J: No its FUK not fuck
Lisa: J where did you take him from? You have to take him back or you will be in the same place as shep.
Crazy J: baby I wanted to give you that baby and I tried to get a black one to show I wasn’t racist but they didn’t have any spooks kid so we got a rice eater… he speaks some English but he is a good kid and he is ours… Bang Fuk go meet your new mommy.
the little boy who is younger but not a toddler walks over and hugs Lisa… she gives him a quick hug and ask for a minute…. Crazy J and Bang Fuk walk down stairs the camera stays with Lisa who is blowing out the candles… she throws the flowers off of the bed… she grabs some jeans and a top… she puts her hands on her face.
Lisa: how in the fuck could he do this…. How the fuck could he ever think that is what I wanted… he knew I wanted a child of my own not some fucking Asian kid that isn’t my own…. He isn’t my child he isn’t his child…. Fuck I don’t know anything about this kid but this isn’t the child I want. This isn’t the family I want.. fuck…. Fuck…. God sometimes I don’t understand what the fuck he is thinking.
Lisa stands up and she walks to her dresser she pulls out a pill bottle she takes a valium out and she washes it down with some vodka and she sits back down on the bed… she looks at her jeans and top and she starts changing. She is crying and her black makeup is running down her face. She takes another drink out of the bottle and she is replaying the last few minutes in her head.
Lisa: J has been so odd this week so focused on facing Andre he plans to put his all in this match and he will kill himself to make sure he beats andre… so maybe this is his way of giving me what I wanted… even if it isn’t what I want…. It’s the last thing I want…. When I go to the store and people see my sexy blonde hair and light skin and then I have an Asian kid no one is going to believe I am his mother. But I know Crazy J will do whatever it takes but I know he is coming home to me… he will be with me next week and we will be together forever… soon he will realize he is not Evil or Jay Wonderful… he will no longer be fucking Claire…. He will no longer have a need to keep her around as Shep is gone so he doesn’t need to keep Claire around… then I will have my perfect home…. Even if we have an Asian son. But I will get my own child… one of my own blood….
Lisa takes another huge slug off of the vodka bottle and he she puts it in her purse and she walks to the bedroom door. She looks back at the room and she realizes she got her pussy waxed for nothing this morning as she isn’t going to be making a baby. She even went father and got her asshole are waxed and bleached she was going to give J the best day ever. She then walks down the steps and she finds Crazy J and Bang Fuk hanging out on the couch J is drinking a beer and Bank Fuk is drinking a root beer. She walks past them and she open the fridge and comes out with a root beer of her own. She sits down in the chair. Crazy J pauses South Park that is playing on the TV.
Crazy J: Lisa… I mean mommy has joined us Bang Fuk…. Mamma we was just watching some tv and I wanted to make sure Bang Fuk learns. I heard kids learn a lot from cartoons and this is one of my favorite ones. Next we will watch family guy so he learns how a family works.
Lisa: so bang fuk how old are you?
Bang Fuk : five.
Crazy J: Well look at that he spoke slant eyes before now had not spoken. His first word was five…
Crazy J reaches over and grabs a baby book and he writes the word five in the spot for baby first word. He is so happy with himself he takes another picture of bang fuk. he turns to lisa… she smiles maybe it was the drugs and the vodka but she too was happy. Bang fuk gets up and walks to the bathroom and goes to take a piss. Crazy J marks a section about poddy training with today date.
Crazy J: Oh my god this parenting shit is so easy… some parents take years to poddy train their child. we did that in 15 minutes. I am like the best dad ever. Fuck I am like a fucking role model to dads
Lisa: J you can not swear in front of our child we don’t need the f word to be his second word. So please be careful with your words and why don’t you go make him a lunch…. Bang fuk what would you like for lunch?
Bang Fuk : 我想要兩個停止有如簡易人 ... 我想要從食物我的國土與我想要回到「促進家庭。 我要求即時與和喝過冷熱飲。 我我 我 但沒有人願意採用了 年的舊中文兒童
I want you two to stop acting like dumb people.... i want food from my homeland and i want to go back to the foster home. I didnt ask to live with clown and a drunk. I lied i am not 5 i am 8 but no one wants to adopt an 8 year old Chinese kid
Crazy J and Lisa just look at each other. Then J turns to Lisa and tells her he wants Chinese food but not cat. Then he takes Bang Fuk outside to play with him in the yard. Bang Fuk has a cheap ass coat on and J gives him hi coat and it is bigger than he is. but the two fun around the yard and they laugh. Bang Fuk is smiling for the first time in a while he continues to play with his new daddy and J has a smile on his face like never before. Lisa is watching out the window and he she smiles.
Lisa: He has been a dad for an hour and already done more than Andre Holmes has ever done as a dad… real men come in all colors and shitty dads come in all colors as well. So its not Andre race that makes him a dead beat dad its Andre that makes Andre look bad… you see Black Andy… sorry that’s what J called him the other day I thought it was funny he said that Andre was black andy from nigger toy story and he has a bunch of fucked up toys Buzz is his mom vibrator woody was a dildo as well… and the rest are chicken bones taped together from chicken wings to be the other characters… he said Black Andy was a lonely child…. But lets not dwell on it right now lets look at the bright side we have a child and J is a better dad then Black Andy.
Bang Fuk comes over and hugs Crazy J… Lisa heart melts as she watches it. She now knows that J will be a great father to her biological son she will have some day. The two go back to playing and lisa gets the door. The Chinese food has arrived and she is very happy that this happened. She sets the table and she calls in her boys…. She stops her heart melts when she says boys. She finally understood why her friends with kids were so happy… she stopped she just realized she had to let all her friends know. They sit down as a family and they have their first meal… they are so happy and they laugh and smile. Crazy J opens his fortune cookie and it reads you will have a huge victory soon. They finish the meal and J clears the table and Lisa and Bang Fuk go into the living room. The two talk as J and the camera man stay in the kitchen.
Crazy J: you see Andre you got one thing right this whole weak I am very very very rich I could hire a full time maid and I could hire a full staff but you see I am a man. I am not afraid to put that work in and I am not afraid to spend time with my loved ones I don’t hide in different hotel rooms and sleep with ally sluts and then make them my wife. But you on the other hand are just a wannabe…. You want to be on the level I am on… all week you have release fake letters from Crazy J and you wanted to keep up with me… dude I have cameras following me 24 hours a day… I don’t live the simple life you do. I am famous… I am a star and with that comes haters… it could have been different between us… you could have been my black friend… you could have been my homie. But you came back here so jealous and so full of anger… you made this out to be a sad story about your self the poor little black kid from Houston who lost his title… mother fucker I would have beat you for the belt had I been here. And if you was here when I got here you would have been beaten down by yours truly. Andre this isn’t a game….
Lisa: I am going to be the sexiest mom ever.
Lisa phone goes off and it is a text and its from J. she send him a text and she waits for him to walk in the door.
Crazy J Voice Over: Oh my god Lisa is going to be so happy now. So fucking happy that she will not have the time to bitch… she has been talking about wanting a kid for so long now and just before I fly out to Riseup I am going to give her that life to let it grow. I admit I was selfish but it was for good reason… my father was very selfish… and he was a lot like Andre just not the same shade… but neither gave a fuck about their kids… hell my dad picked what son to keep and sent the other away… away so far that we still have no solid leads. But Andre I am not a nice person I get it I am mean I talk shit but I take care of my family… I am not you and I am not my father and she wants to be a mom so I need to step up.
the door to their bedroom opens and J walks in the room and he is dressed up. Lisa looks at him and she comes close to him… but then J steps as aside and a young Asian kid Is standing in the doorway. Lisa freezes and she reaches for her silky sexy bathrobe and she puts it back on. J stands their smiling and lisa face turns to great concern…
Crazy J: Hey baby you said you wanted a kid so guess what honey… we are now the proud parents of Bang Fuk he seems like a great kid…. He hasn’t talk much but he is ready to call you mommy.
LISA: what the fuck?
Crazy J: No its FUK not fuck
Lisa: J where did you take him from? You have to take him back or you will be in the same place as shep.
Crazy J: baby I wanted to give you that baby and I tried to get a black one to show I wasn’t racist but they didn’t have any spooks kid so we got a rice eater… he speaks some English but he is a good kid and he is ours… Bang Fuk go meet your new mommy.
the little boy who is younger but not a toddler walks over and hugs Lisa… she gives him a quick hug and ask for a minute…. Crazy J and Bang Fuk walk down stairs the camera stays with Lisa who is blowing out the candles… she throws the flowers off of the bed… she grabs some jeans and a top… she puts her hands on her face.
Lisa: how in the fuck could he do this…. How the fuck could he ever think that is what I wanted… he knew I wanted a child of my own not some fucking Asian kid that isn’t my own…. He isn’t my child he isn’t his child…. Fuck I don’t know anything about this kid but this isn’t the child I want. This isn’t the family I want.. fuck…. Fuck…. God sometimes I don’t understand what the fuck he is thinking.
Lisa stands up and she walks to her dresser she pulls out a pill bottle she takes a valium out and she washes it down with some vodka and she sits back down on the bed… she looks at her jeans and top and she starts changing. She is crying and her black makeup is running down her face. She takes another drink out of the bottle and she is replaying the last few minutes in her head.
Lisa: J has been so odd this week so focused on facing Andre he plans to put his all in this match and he will kill himself to make sure he beats andre… so maybe this is his way of giving me what I wanted… even if it isn’t what I want…. It’s the last thing I want…. When I go to the store and people see my sexy blonde hair and light skin and then I have an Asian kid no one is going to believe I am his mother. But I know Crazy J will do whatever it takes but I know he is coming home to me… he will be with me next week and we will be together forever… soon he will realize he is not Evil or Jay Wonderful… he will no longer be fucking Claire…. He will no longer have a need to keep her around as Shep is gone so he doesn’t need to keep Claire around… then I will have my perfect home…. Even if we have an Asian son. But I will get my own child… one of my own blood….
Lisa takes another huge slug off of the vodka bottle and he she puts it in her purse and she walks to the bedroom door. She looks back at the room and she realizes she got her pussy waxed for nothing this morning as she isn’t going to be making a baby. She even went father and got her asshole are waxed and bleached she was going to give J the best day ever. She then walks down the steps and she finds Crazy J and Bang Fuk hanging out on the couch J is drinking a beer and Bank Fuk is drinking a root beer. She walks past them and she open the fridge and comes out with a root beer of her own. She sits down in the chair. Crazy J pauses South Park that is playing on the TV.
Crazy J: Lisa… I mean mommy has joined us Bang Fuk…. Mamma we was just watching some tv and I wanted to make sure Bang Fuk learns. I heard kids learn a lot from cartoons and this is one of my favorite ones. Next we will watch family guy so he learns how a family works.
Lisa: so bang fuk how old are you?
Bang Fuk : five.
Crazy J: Well look at that he spoke slant eyes before now had not spoken. His first word was five…
Crazy J reaches over and grabs a baby book and he writes the word five in the spot for baby first word. He is so happy with himself he takes another picture of bang fuk. he turns to lisa… she smiles maybe it was the drugs and the vodka but she too was happy. Bang fuk gets up and walks to the bathroom and goes to take a piss. Crazy J marks a section about poddy training with today date.
Crazy J: Oh my god this parenting shit is so easy… some parents take years to poddy train their child. we did that in 15 minutes. I am like the best dad ever. Fuck I am like a fucking role model to dads
Lisa: J you can not swear in front of our child we don’t need the f word to be his second word. So please be careful with your words and why don’t you go make him a lunch…. Bang fuk what would you like for lunch?
Bang Fuk : 我想要兩個停止有如簡易人 ... 我想要從食物我的國土與我想要回到「促進家庭。 我要求即時與和喝過冷熱飲。 我我 我 但沒有人願意採用了 年的舊中文兒童
I want you two to stop acting like dumb people.... i want food from my homeland and i want to go back to the foster home. I didnt ask to live with clown and a drunk. I lied i am not 5 i am 8 but no one wants to adopt an 8 year old Chinese kid
Crazy J and Lisa just look at each other. Then J turns to Lisa and tells her he wants Chinese food but not cat. Then he takes Bang Fuk outside to play with him in the yard. Bang Fuk has a cheap ass coat on and J gives him hi coat and it is bigger than he is. but the two fun around the yard and they laugh. Bang Fuk is smiling for the first time in a while he continues to play with his new daddy and J has a smile on his face like never before. Lisa is watching out the window and he she smiles.
Lisa: He has been a dad for an hour and already done more than Andre Holmes has ever done as a dad… real men come in all colors and shitty dads come in all colors as well. So its not Andre race that makes him a dead beat dad its Andre that makes Andre look bad… you see Black Andy… sorry that’s what J called him the other day I thought it was funny he said that Andre was black andy from nigger toy story and he has a bunch of fucked up toys Buzz is his mom vibrator woody was a dildo as well… and the rest are chicken bones taped together from chicken wings to be the other characters… he said Black Andy was a lonely child…. But lets not dwell on it right now lets look at the bright side we have a child and J is a better dad then Black Andy.
Bang Fuk comes over and hugs Crazy J… Lisa heart melts as she watches it. She now knows that J will be a great father to her biological son she will have some day. The two go back to playing and lisa gets the door. The Chinese food has arrived and she is very happy that this happened. She sets the table and she calls in her boys…. She stops her heart melts when she says boys. She finally understood why her friends with kids were so happy… she stopped she just realized she had to let all her friends know. They sit down as a family and they have their first meal… they are so happy and they laugh and smile. Crazy J opens his fortune cookie and it reads you will have a huge victory soon. They finish the meal and J clears the table and Lisa and Bang Fuk go into the living room. The two talk as J and the camera man stay in the kitchen.
Crazy J: you see Andre you got one thing right this whole weak I am very very very rich I could hire a full time maid and I could hire a full staff but you see I am a man. I am not afraid to put that work in and I am not afraid to spend time with my loved ones I don’t hide in different hotel rooms and sleep with ally sluts and then make them my wife. But you on the other hand are just a wannabe…. You want to be on the level I am on… all week you have release fake letters from Crazy J and you wanted to keep up with me… dude I have cameras following me 24 hours a day… I don’t live the simple life you do. I am famous… I am a star and with that comes haters… it could have been different between us… you could have been my black friend… you could have been my homie. But you came back here so jealous and so full of anger… you made this out to be a sad story about your self the poor little black kid from Houston who lost his title… mother fucker I would have beat you for the belt had I been here. And if you was here when I got here you would have been beaten down by yours truly. Andre this isn’t a game….