Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Jan 28, 2017 23:19:55 GMT -5
Dear Crazy J.
Yes. This isn't a parody anymore. This is Andre Holmes speaking directly to you. Ever since I have laid down the foundation and established the pace of this match, you've been pushed back against a corner. For the first time in your career, you're face to face with a man who has more heart, more determination and more talent in one finger than your entire career. That means you're not going to win the Hardcore Championship match because for the first time in your pathetic life, someone has the audacity to steep lower than you, go deeper in the black hole and risk everything to beat you in the most brutal senseless fashion yet. You wanna know why? I'm fuckin' tired of watching you walk around with the belt that I never lost in the first place. I will keep repeating that. I am fuckin' tired of watching you walk around with the belt that I never lost in the first place and it makes me sick that someone LIKE YOU with no fucking talent or any credibility inside the WCF has the right to wave your arms and be the fuckin' mongoose in the entire company.
This is you Crazy J. This is the best you could offer? Do you know how easy it is to predict exactly what you were going to do? I've successfully displayed a parody thanks to the sponsorship of Pantheon, #BeachKrew, Seth Lerch's Prodigy and Adam Young's Deathmatch detailing exactly what you were going to say and going to do. Why? Because you're the one thing that all my opponents inside that ring has been. The one thing that makes me above all you motherfuckers in Zero Tolerance. Crazy J, you're one word. One fuckin' word and this will sting when you see it.
Yes. This isn't a parody anymore. This is Andre Holmes speaking directly to you. Ever since I have laid down the foundation and established the pace of this match, you've been pushed back against a corner. For the first time in your career, you're face to face with a man who has more heart, more determination and more talent in one finger than your entire career. That means you're not going to win the Hardcore Championship match because for the first time in your pathetic life, someone has the audacity to steep lower than you, go deeper in the black hole and risk everything to beat you in the most brutal senseless fashion yet. You wanna know why? I'm fuckin' tired of watching you walk around with the belt that I never lost in the first place. I will keep repeating that. I am fuckin' tired of watching you walk around with the belt that I never lost in the first place and it makes me sick that someone LIKE YOU with no fucking talent or any credibility inside the WCF has the right to wave your arms and be the fuckin' mongoose in the entire company.
This is you Crazy J. This is the best you could offer? Do you know how easy it is to predict exactly what you were going to do? I've successfully displayed a parody thanks to the sponsorship of Pantheon, #BeachKrew, Seth Lerch's Prodigy and Adam Young's Deathmatch detailing exactly what you were going to say and going to do. Why? Because you're the one thing that all my opponents inside that ring has been. The one thing that makes me above all you motherfuckers in Zero Tolerance. Crazy J, you're one word. One fuckin' word and this will sting when you see it.
Predictable.
Yes J. That's you. You're predictable. You can study my moves, you can study how I walk, talk, think, act but in the end, you're an open book easily ready from a mile away. "Oh, black people can't read." Where haven't I heard that before but I've spent the last days of the lead up to our match exposing and ruining everything you know? You think just because you walk around with a group of clowns listening to horror-core, complete garbage, cursing and saying all type of raucous ideas? Because you like to wear black, have a billionaire company you are some sort of hot shot bending the rules?
No Crazy J. You're nothing. You're less than nothing and it hurts you when you view this promo. Go and post another one like the ones I saw when you watched the parody. All you did was prove how gullible and easy it was to manipulate "The Hardcore Champion, the 1000 time Universal World Champion". You fell into the trap, made a fool of yourself and even tried to replicate the same parody but failed. That's what you are a failure, this is the only time I'll ever drop knowledge on how fuckin' pathetic you are in WCF.
You dominated the competition during your prime but when we came back as Pantheon and #Beachkrew, you and Zero Tolerance are absolutely nothing. Fuckin' degenerates losing their championship belts to the real legends, the real athletes of the WCF. Your stock has dropped, your market has crashed and your time is done. You can run along to Jay Wonderful, Evil, let them cut your promos and spend another chapter explaining your fantasy of being a pedophile you fuckin' freak. How do you love fuckin' thirteen and fourteen year old teenagers along with a nine month pregnant woman with twins? You disgust me and you fuckin' disgust the entire WCF. Here, let me show you how easy it is to detail a Crazy J promo.
You see that? That's how easy it is to see how predictable you are. This isn't me talking to you Clep OG JJ, this is me talking to the man who has NEVER beaten me inside the ring yet in that Tag Team match we had last week, I got my name over yours in a victory. Before we stepped into Rise Up, you handed me a victory because your bitch ass was afraid to fight me as a man.
That's why I will never believe in Crazy J and that's why I will never believe in you. You wrote me letters? You put on all the promos sponsored by Zero Tolerance hammering down on my black heritage, my entitled ego and all the other bullshit opinions you came up with. News flash, you haven't done shit except wasted my time that could be used elsewhere. This match is over, you will lose at Rise up and be gone.
I will fuckin' see to it that all you know and all you love will be destroyed. The cancer of the Hardcore Division shall be removed. You will never multiply with your fuckin' racist friends and Zero Tolerance will leave in a spectacular fashion. Bloodied, broken and brutalized at the hands of Andre Holmes.
When you leave, seek your way out for your death. Put a blade to your wrists and cut yourself. Spare the world. We've had enough of your shit. Go on and try to make yourself look like the man you'll never be because in the end, Crazy J is a desperate cunt who cannot handle the fact that Andre Holmes is back for the Hardcore Championship.
Your two-time Hardcore Champion,
Andre Holmes.
No Crazy J. You're nothing. You're less than nothing and it hurts you when you view this promo. Go and post another one like the ones I saw when you watched the parody. All you did was prove how gullible and easy it was to manipulate "The Hardcore Champion, the 1000 time Universal World Champion". You fell into the trap, made a fool of yourself and even tried to replicate the same parody but failed. That's what you are a failure, this is the only time I'll ever drop knowledge on how fuckin' pathetic you are in WCF.
You dominated the competition during your prime but when we came back as Pantheon and #Beachkrew, you and Zero Tolerance are absolutely nothing. Fuckin' degenerates losing their championship belts to the real legends, the real athletes of the WCF. Your stock has dropped, your market has crashed and your time is done. You can run along to Jay Wonderful, Evil, let them cut your promos and spend another chapter explaining your fantasy of being a pedophile you fuckin' freak. How do you love fuckin' thirteen and fourteen year old teenagers along with a nine month pregnant woman with twins? You disgust me and you fuckin' disgust the entire WCF. Here, let me show you how easy it is to detail a Crazy J promo.
THE SAME OLD SHIT WITH CRAZY J
> Andre is a nigger.
> Andre is entitled.
> AWA bullshit.
> Greatest twenty time Hardcore Champion
> Pathetic promo detailing how he would fuck children.
> Hypocritical bastard saying how he doesn't hate black people.
> Zero Tolerance locations as if nowhere else in the world matters.
> Jay Wonderful promos when he doesn't have any ideas.
> Another episode of random shit with Eliza, Claire, Evil and any other friend of his that makes no absolutely sense.
> Andre is black.
> False research.
> InsertwhatevershittycharacteristicsofCrazyJImissedhere.exe
> Andre is entitled.
> AWA bullshit.
> Greatest twenty time Hardcore Champion
> Pathetic promo detailing how he would fuck children.
> Hypocritical bastard saying how he doesn't hate black people.
> Zero Tolerance locations as if nowhere else in the world matters.
> Jay Wonderful promos when he doesn't have any ideas.
> Another episode of random shit with Eliza, Claire, Evil and any other friend of his that makes no absolutely sense.
> Andre is black.
> False research.
> InsertwhatevershittycharacteristicsofCrazyJImissedhere.exe
That's why I will never believe in Crazy J and that's why I will never believe in you. You wrote me letters? You put on all the promos sponsored by Zero Tolerance hammering down on my black heritage, my entitled ego and all the other bullshit opinions you came up with. News flash, you haven't done shit except wasted my time that could be used elsewhere. This match is over, you will lose at Rise up and be gone.
I will fuckin' see to it that all you know and all you love will be destroyed. The cancer of the Hardcore Division shall be removed. You will never multiply with your fuckin' racist friends and Zero Tolerance will leave in a spectacular fashion. Bloodied, broken and brutalized at the hands of Andre Holmes.
When you leave, seek your way out for your death. Put a blade to your wrists and cut yourself. Spare the world. We've had enough of your shit. Go on and try to make yourself look like the man you'll never be because in the end, Crazy J is a desperate cunt who cannot handle the fact that Andre Holmes is back for the Hardcore Championship.
Your two-time Hardcore Champion,
Andre Holmes.