The quest for a Philly cheese steak !
Jan 28, 2017 11:28:25 GMT -5
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Post by jacktimbers on Jan 28, 2017 11:28:25 GMT -5
**Interior of the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia - Daytime - In the General admission section **
- Jack Timbers is waking up, he was sleeping on the floor, like many nights in the past years. There is a half empty bottle of wild turkey whiskey in his hand.On his left
, there's his sports bag and a sealed envelope with the WCF logo on top -
Jack Timbers: YAWWWWWNNNNNNN !!!! Another night, another drink, another morning, MORE WILD TURKEY FOR ME !!
- Takes couples of gulps from his bottle, see's the enveloppe with a suprised look -
Jack Timbers: What the hell is that ? I hope it's not again a letter stating that I cannot sleep here anymore...
- Rips open the letter, and starts reading with an evenmore surprise look -
Jack Timbers : Eh ! Well, I don't know if the owners are just crazy, but GOD DAM I'M GOING TO WRESTLE AGAIN !!! Did you ear that Ed ?!?! ED !! WHERE ARE YOU ?? Probably off
to another of your rants I see... Well, better see who i'm facing off sunday. hummm Vic Vegas, Menaki and Lachlan Rhodes... don't know them much, don't know how they wrestle...
well better off hitting the streets, the population here will tell me. I might even try one of those phili cheese steaks !
- Puts the letter in his bag and runs off outside. He seems to be pretty happy, because he's frolicking through the streets. After a while, he sees a shopping mall, decides
to sit down, and writes a sign on a cardboard that states ''Tips to Win''. A tall slender man approaches -
Man : What do you mean by Tip to Win, is this a sort of lottery ?
Jack Timbers : Hell no lottery, unless you want to win a dirty sock ! I Want a tips to my match sunday ! You a fan of WCF m'boy ?
Man : Hell yeah!! Got my tickets for the PPV Sunday ! Wait ?! Are you one of the new guys in the first match ?
Jack Timbers : NEW GUY ?!? Well kinda off (Puts his arms around the man's shoulder) Let me tell you a short story... couple of years back, I was in a other federation and pretty
much destroying everybody in my way, that's the way I got that BEAUTIFULL scar of mine ! And one day, I got sued for parodying those hobbits movies... I lost all ! All I said !
So I started the life on the streets, moving from city to city. Fighting each day for a sandwich, or a cookie. Do you know what the good old book of the road his ?
Man: No ?!?! But it's sounds just awful ! Are you a prostitute ? To think that some people want's favor from you... I just vomited in my mouth !
Jack Timbers: Well let just say that it's the rules you must follow the get free lift when you hitchhike! Well, last week I guy named Gary picked me up, he was on his way to
Phili to promote a new event. Well, after I did what I had to do....... well we talk a bit, shared my story and told me he was from HR for the WCF a they're always looking
for new talents ! So like I did a good ''job'', he offered me a job ! I din't trust that crazy fuck, but he WAS working for HR ! And now i'm back, ready to win my way back
at the top ! But let me tell you something m'boy, I AM NO JOBBER !!!!!!!!!!
Man: Well... OK crazy man ! But let me tell you, my money is on Menaki, that man is just one big giant
Jack Timbers: Pufffffffff ! He's just big that all, and you know what they say, the bigger the tree, the bigger the fall ! And I have the perfect move for him to saw off his legs!
He's no menace for me !
Man: God luck, i'm betting on the big gay giant and you literally suck !!!!
- The man enters the shopping mall. After five minutes, a lady with a WCF Shirts comes to him -
Lady : Hey I know you ! Your in the first match this Sunday !!
Jack Timbers: Well a clear fan ! Well glad a pretty face like yours recongizes me ! Soooooo, are you betting for me ?
Lady : Well, I don't know much about you, maybe ! But sure thing Vic Vegas sure acts like he's the king of the world !
Jack Timbers : vic Vegas ? Who the ? Wait, did Lou Bega changed his name and became a wrestler ? I seeee ... so he will sing mambo no.5 for menaki then, better let them
submit to eachother then.
-Stars singing and dancing-
Jack Timbers: Here's my frawking Foot in your face no.7
A little piece of my boot in your face
A little punch for the coup de grace
A little bitch is crying on the mat
A little couple of time your body will splat
A little tooth is all you're going to have left
A little of nothing heard, 'cause you're going to be dead
A little bit of yogurt for the rest of your life
You're gonna choke like a white man eating rice
WOOOOOOO !!!!!!!
-The lady chuckles and turns red -
Lady: Well isn't that rude of you !
Jack Timbers: Well I gotta be rude ! I won't win no match by shaking hands and apologizing after giving them a boot in the freaking Face !! I'm pretty sure that a
guy like Rhodes likes to shake hands before match, a sweaty, flimsy handshake, while grabbing your elbow with the other hand, and looking right into you eyes to make
you pay attention to him... He seems to be the type to be a attention whore.
Lady : I'll be cheering for you then, lumberjack man ! Be seein' ya on sunday !
- After the lady goes into the mall, Jack spots a Business man and approaches him -
Jack Timbers: Well, you seem to be the type of man who has that thing called ''money'' ! Go buy me a cheese steak sandwich !!
- The man cleary is evaluating Jack Timbers as he sees him, a smirk appears on his face. -
Business man : Cheese steak are not free, you have to work to have food around here. But don't, I may have the perfect job for you.
You seem, my dirty smelly friend, I own a local ''fight club'' with your type of people ! Win a match, and i'll pay for those sandwiches you want so bad !
Jack Timbers: WELL goddamn ! I just found the local hobo fight ring ! Perfect timing, I need to train a little bit before Sunday ! Hey Ed ! did you ear that ?! Free sandwiches !
-Silence-
Jack Timbers: Where are you when I need you Ed !! Well good man, I shall follow you !
-Both man enters a car. They drive to a abandoned factory, where a ring is set up, couple of other business man cheering, and betting money with a bookey. We can see
couple of homeless here and there, some sleeping on the floor. The his a door in red in the back, stated ''hallway to pleasure''.
A Match just finished, one hobo is standing, but he seems pretty tired, the other on the mat, is pushed out, and no concern for his current status, it does not seems like he's
breathing-
Business man : Your next ! Your Opponent's name is Boxcar Bob ! He lives in a box, and smells worst than you ! He din't eat in three days, and clearly needs ''something'' for a
fix ! Have fun ! And before you starts, it's anything goes ! And i'm betting on you !
-Jack Enters the ring. Boxcar Bob, a chubby 5 foot 10 homeless, his looking at him like a peace of meat. As Soon as the match starts, Boxcar Bob Runs straight for jack,
he welcome him with a troath punch. After, he throws him into the ropes, and he jumps on him, falling on the mat, savagely punching him on the face (louthesz press).
Boxcar Bob is not moving. Jack exits the ring, look under it, takes a table, install everything. Forcing Boxcar bob up, kick him in the solar plexus, and does his tree fall (jackhammer)
through the table and .Pins him, to the count of three.
Jack Timbers: Hell yeah I won !!! Like i'm going to do this Sunday !!! More Food, more booze, and broken bodies !!! This his my comeback kids !!!
- Does a crazy smile, and we can see his rotten teeth. The business man's with the bookey, and he's receiving a large sum of money -
Jack Timbers: I want my price !! I'm hungry !! Otherwise, I might have to do THAT to you if you don't spill the money right MOEW !!!!!
-The Business man and the bookey are scared a bit by that sudden reaction-
Business man : There ya go ! (throws somme money on him)Here's some money for some sandwiches ! And if you want to come back, well you know,more wins, more sandwiches !
Jack Timbers : Ho yeah !!!! Thank you mister Peanut !! You are the best !
-Takes the money, pushes him on the side, Jack Timbers starts Frolicking again, and goes through the door, and and just sorts of wanders off ... -
- Jack Timbers is waking up, he was sleeping on the floor, like many nights in the past years. There is a half empty bottle of wild turkey whiskey in his hand.On his left
, there's his sports bag and a sealed envelope with the WCF logo on top -
Jack Timbers: YAWWWWWNNNNNNN !!!! Another night, another drink, another morning, MORE WILD TURKEY FOR ME !!
- Takes couples of gulps from his bottle, see's the enveloppe with a suprised look -
Jack Timbers: What the hell is that ? I hope it's not again a letter stating that I cannot sleep here anymore...
- Rips open the letter, and starts reading with an evenmore surprise look -
Jack Timbers : Eh ! Well, I don't know if the owners are just crazy, but GOD DAM I'M GOING TO WRESTLE AGAIN !!! Did you ear that Ed ?!?! ED !! WHERE ARE YOU ?? Probably off
to another of your rants I see... Well, better see who i'm facing off sunday. hummm Vic Vegas, Menaki and Lachlan Rhodes... don't know them much, don't know how they wrestle...
well better off hitting the streets, the population here will tell me. I might even try one of those phili cheese steaks !
- Puts the letter in his bag and runs off outside. He seems to be pretty happy, because he's frolicking through the streets. After a while, he sees a shopping mall, decides
to sit down, and writes a sign on a cardboard that states ''Tips to Win''. A tall slender man approaches -
Man : What do you mean by Tip to Win, is this a sort of lottery ?
Jack Timbers : Hell no lottery, unless you want to win a dirty sock ! I Want a tips to my match sunday ! You a fan of WCF m'boy ?
Man : Hell yeah!! Got my tickets for the PPV Sunday ! Wait ?! Are you one of the new guys in the first match ?
Jack Timbers : NEW GUY ?!? Well kinda off (Puts his arms around the man's shoulder) Let me tell you a short story... couple of years back, I was in a other federation and pretty
much destroying everybody in my way, that's the way I got that BEAUTIFULL scar of mine ! And one day, I got sued for parodying those hobbits movies... I lost all ! All I said !
So I started the life on the streets, moving from city to city. Fighting each day for a sandwich, or a cookie. Do you know what the good old book of the road his ?
Man: No ?!?! But it's sounds just awful ! Are you a prostitute ? To think that some people want's favor from you... I just vomited in my mouth !
Jack Timbers: Well let just say that it's the rules you must follow the get free lift when you hitchhike! Well, last week I guy named Gary picked me up, he was on his way to
Phili to promote a new event. Well, after I did what I had to do....... well we talk a bit, shared my story and told me he was from HR for the WCF a they're always looking
for new talents ! So like I did a good ''job'', he offered me a job ! I din't trust that crazy fuck, but he WAS working for HR ! And now i'm back, ready to win my way back
at the top ! But let me tell you something m'boy, I AM NO JOBBER !!!!!!!!!!
Man: Well... OK crazy man ! But let me tell you, my money is on Menaki, that man is just one big giant
Jack Timbers: Pufffffffff ! He's just big that all, and you know what they say, the bigger the tree, the bigger the fall ! And I have the perfect move for him to saw off his legs!
He's no menace for me !
Man: God luck, i'm betting on the big gay giant and you literally suck !!!!
- The man enters the shopping mall. After five minutes, a lady with a WCF Shirts comes to him -
Lady : Hey I know you ! Your in the first match this Sunday !!
Jack Timbers: Well a clear fan ! Well glad a pretty face like yours recongizes me ! Soooooo, are you betting for me ?
Lady : Well, I don't know much about you, maybe ! But sure thing Vic Vegas sure acts like he's the king of the world !
Jack Timbers : vic Vegas ? Who the ? Wait, did Lou Bega changed his name and became a wrestler ? I seeee ... so he will sing mambo no.5 for menaki then, better let them
submit to eachother then.
-Stars singing and dancing-
Jack Timbers: Here's my frawking Foot in your face no.7
A little piece of my boot in your face
A little punch for the coup de grace
A little bitch is crying on the mat
A little couple of time your body will splat
A little tooth is all you're going to have left
A little of nothing heard, 'cause you're going to be dead
A little bit of yogurt for the rest of your life
You're gonna choke like a white man eating rice
WOOOOOOO !!!!!!!
-The lady chuckles and turns red -
Lady: Well isn't that rude of you !
Jack Timbers: Well I gotta be rude ! I won't win no match by shaking hands and apologizing after giving them a boot in the freaking Face !! I'm pretty sure that a
guy like Rhodes likes to shake hands before match, a sweaty, flimsy handshake, while grabbing your elbow with the other hand, and looking right into you eyes to make
you pay attention to him... He seems to be the type to be a attention whore.
Lady : I'll be cheering for you then, lumberjack man ! Be seein' ya on sunday !
- After the lady goes into the mall, Jack spots a Business man and approaches him -
Jack Timbers: Well, you seem to be the type of man who has that thing called ''money'' ! Go buy me a cheese steak sandwich !!
- The man cleary is evaluating Jack Timbers as he sees him, a smirk appears on his face. -
Business man : Cheese steak are not free, you have to work to have food around here. But don't, I may have the perfect job for you.
You seem, my dirty smelly friend, I own a local ''fight club'' with your type of people ! Win a match, and i'll pay for those sandwiches you want so bad !
Jack Timbers: WELL goddamn ! I just found the local hobo fight ring ! Perfect timing, I need to train a little bit before Sunday ! Hey Ed ! did you ear that ?! Free sandwiches !
-Silence-
Jack Timbers: Where are you when I need you Ed !! Well good man, I shall follow you !
-Both man enters a car. They drive to a abandoned factory, where a ring is set up, couple of other business man cheering, and betting money with a bookey. We can see
couple of homeless here and there, some sleeping on the floor. The his a door in red in the back, stated ''hallway to pleasure''.
A Match just finished, one hobo is standing, but he seems pretty tired, the other on the mat, is pushed out, and no concern for his current status, it does not seems like he's
breathing-
Business man : Your next ! Your Opponent's name is Boxcar Bob ! He lives in a box, and smells worst than you ! He din't eat in three days, and clearly needs ''something'' for a
fix ! Have fun ! And before you starts, it's anything goes ! And i'm betting on you !
-Jack Enters the ring. Boxcar Bob, a chubby 5 foot 10 homeless, his looking at him like a peace of meat. As Soon as the match starts, Boxcar Bob Runs straight for jack,
he welcome him with a troath punch. After, he throws him into the ropes, and he jumps on him, falling on the mat, savagely punching him on the face (louthesz press).
Boxcar Bob is not moving. Jack exits the ring, look under it, takes a table, install everything. Forcing Boxcar bob up, kick him in the solar plexus, and does his tree fall (jackhammer)
through the table and .Pins him, to the count of three.
Jack Timbers: Hell yeah I won !!! Like i'm going to do this Sunday !!! More Food, more booze, and broken bodies !!! This his my comeback kids !!!
- Does a crazy smile, and we can see his rotten teeth. The business man's with the bookey, and he's receiving a large sum of money -
Jack Timbers: I want my price !! I'm hungry !! Otherwise, I might have to do THAT to you if you don't spill the money right MOEW !!!!!
-The Business man and the bookey are scared a bit by that sudden reaction-
Business man : There ya go ! (throws somme money on him)Here's some money for some sandwiches ! And if you want to come back, well you know,more wins, more sandwiches !
Jack Timbers : Ho yeah !!!! Thank you mister Peanut !! You are the best !
-Takes the money, pushes him on the side, Jack Timbers starts Frolicking again, and goes through the door, and and just sorts of wanders off ... -